Game Thread Texas vs Vanderbilt - 3:15pm on the SEC Network

[t_eight 146]

We are not eilte - this is our concern, dude.

[Whitewater Horn 968]

It’s frustrating that this Texas team isn’t what we hoped it was, but between last week and today, we can confirm that this isn’t a championship team. From this point forward we can how to see improvement and how far we can go. Maybe they’ll surprise us. 

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 2937]

18 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Impressive win horns, way to go.

Fuck you CR pussy. Your school is a joke.

[WinningIsHard 4027]

12 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Wat

It ain’t worth it sir lol 

[David Dennison 18851]

Just now, t_eight said:

We are not eilte - this is our concern, dude.

Georgia and Oregon are clearly the two best teams in the country right now.

[Biff Tannen 45665]

2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

People are correct that Ewers has not looked great the last few weeks. But I'm not sure why he's being singled out. The entire offense has looked like shit with the possible exception of Wisner, Helm, and the small amount of Blue this week. QB, OL, WR, coaching. It's all been ass. 

Wisner has regressed also

[Knoxtnhorn 5971]

13 points after the 1st qtr against Vandy WITH our defense playing pretty well.  Not good, Bob.

[Navin R. Johnson 705]

This offense is so explosive it should be rated PG13. There was a point in the second quarter when my 5 year old walked in and I yelled , ‘no, close your eyes! This offense is too explosive for you!’

Edited October 27 by Navin R. Johnson

[sith_horn 2379]

4 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

People are correct that Ewers has not looked great the last few weeks. But I'm not sure why he's being singled out. The entire offense has looked like shit with the possible exception of Wisner, Helm, and the small amount of Blue this week. QB, OL, WR, coaching. It's all been ass. 

WR need to be more physical off the line and block better.

[DixonHur 11295]

15 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

We won pussies. Consider the alternative. 

No one's upset that we won.  But I think many of us were hoping that after getting our asses handed to us last week that we would look better.

[Rickylovesweed 14262]

2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

But they lit up one team!! 😩😩

Arkansas has played 3 good defenses. 

In those games they've scored 17 points, 19 points, and 10 points. Their OL is pretty bad. I don't see a shootout at all. If we lose it will be the variety of Ewers turning the ball over 2 or 3 times. 

[Dilligas 666]

20 minutes ago, Drew said:

3-1.  Lose a shootout to Arkansas.  
 

we are not losing to Aggy. Most of us will commit sepeku if so. 

Fuckin WhalElko is salivating about playing this weak ass offensive line. ATM will destroy this team in its current state unfortunately 

[Huckleberry 32849]

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Wisner has regressed also

Not sure about that. I don't think he's as good as he looked at first. Now there's tape on him, I think he's still playing at a good level for him. 

[Ignatius 4017]

5 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Fuck you CR pussy. Your school is a joke.

How much do you want to bet that we don’t lose to Arkansas, Kentucky, and aggy? I’ll give you 10:1 but you have to bet at least $100.

Put your money where your mouth is, chickenshit pussy.

Edited October 27 by Ignatius

[Lou Loomis 746]

 

 

Not the cathartic asswhipping I was hoping for after an angry week. 

Edited October 27 by Lou Loomis

[Irish Wrist Watch 1359]

The D looked pretty good. I'll give them an A-. The O? An overall C. QB - C.

Fuck those lateral passes

[sith_horn 2379]

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Wisner has regressed also

I think that has more to do with what the OL makes available. Sometimes it just isn't there. But on balance, he played well this game.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4769]

7 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

Is Ewers better than Garrett Gilbert?

… hadn’t really thought of it. 🤔

[Knoxtnhorn 5971]

I love a good story, but not at the expense of my Horns.  Pavia's prancing around after the 1st TD + the nonstop dicksucking by the announcers was pretty off putting.  Glad our D came to play.

 

[Valmy77 13225]

5 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Fuck you CR pussy. Your school is a joke.

Aren't you the guy who announced we are losing to basically every team left on our schedule? Weird to be calling everybody else a pussy.

[Nicole44 22059]

The thing is the QB has to distribute the ball to people.

 

If the QB is not up to the challenge of doing so for all four quarters I don’t know what to tell people. 

sark’s head seems to be up his ass. Like he felt incredulous we eeked out a win. 

penalties are serious issue

punting sucks

oline has issues. 

nothing seems to have been fixed. 

proud of the effort and the team and D is doing a lot to pick up the slack. Even if they have flaws.
 

Convinced Sark will legit let Ewers throw a game away in the future. 
 

not sure what version of Ewers this is. and I like that kid. Damn. 

[Biff Tannen 45665]

Just now, sith_horn said:

I think that has more to do with what the OL makes available. Sometimes it just isn't there. But on balance, he played well this game.

Fair. I’d like to keep blue getting touches though. And where the hell has Gibson been?

[BurgleBro 787]

1 minute ago, sith_horn said:

I think that has more to do with what the OL makes available. Sometimes it just isn't there. But on balance, he played well this game.

Damn right, he took what was there and protected the ball

[Horn Dogg 3874]

We need a Surly game thread roller coaster MS paint.  

[David Dennison 18851]

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

Fair. I’d like to keep blue getting touches though. And where the hell has Gibson been?

The Gibson thing baffles me.

[jw4381 3070]

9 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Those refs sure had their flags in their pockets with vandy. Hey ref ever hear of hands to the face?

Did they have a single holding called?

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

The Gibson thing baffles me.

Are they going to redshirt him for some stupid reason?

[Hank_Hill 18793]

3 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

The D looked pretty good. I'll give them an A-. The O? An overall C. QB - C.

Fuck those lateral passes

Talk to Sark about that one. He’s decided it’s the foundation of our offense.

[Sgt Hulk 13713]

No sense in repeating the obvious.  Quinn has show little to zero improvement year to year. Game to game.  Last year he ran a few times surprising everyone. He’s so afraid to do anything right now. Yeah the o line sucks but sometimes he’s holding that ball 4 plus seconds and won’t step into a pocket he just clutches the ball like a purse and falls down with that and every pass being under 8 yards defenses are compressing the space because there’s no deep shot and no scramble worry even Connor fucking weigman has shown a little improvement 

[billfromlaketravis 11448]

Is Ben fat as shit for a golden retriever? I’d say yes. Take the boy jogging Herbie. 

[Valmy77 13225]

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

The thing is the QB has to distribute the ball to people.

 

If the QB is not up to the challenge of doing so for all four quarters I don’t know what to tell people. 

sark’s head seems to be up his ass. Like he felt incredulous we eeked out a win. 

penalties are serious issue

punting sucks

oline has issues. 

nothing seems to have been fixed. 

proud of the effort and the team and D is doing a lot to pick up the slack. Even if they have flaws.
 

Convinced Sark will legit let Ewers throw a game away in the future. 
 

not sure what version of Ewers this is. and I like that kid. Damn. 

Yeah I don't know what Sark's deal is. He seemed like he had all systems go and then all the sudden it seems to be getting away from him and he seems out of touch.

We lost a tough game and then nearly pissed one away. I hope that at the end of the season we look back and think this was the wake up call we needed that set us up for success later.

[sith_horn 2379]

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Fair. I’d like to keep blue getting touches though. And where the hell has Gibson been?

Blue had to get out of the doghouse for not protecting the ball. He got a lot of play this game, so he's getting his opportunities. Gibson is a liability in protection. Blue and Wisner are too, to a degree. Not surprised Gibson didn't really get a chance with Ewers still not confident under pressure. Caveat is though, he's pretty damn good running inside, which could help balance the game. But more predictable as a result.

[Knoxtnhorn 5971]

Just now, jw4381 said:

Did they have a single holding called?

That's what gets me.  We have, what, 3-4 future NFL players on the Oline, but can't block AND there's multiple holding calls.  On the other side, our D line is pretty good, playing against an average to below average line, but not one holding call that I remember.  

[TexasGary 833]

We scored two field goals in the second half.

[Hank_Hill 18793]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Connor fucking weigman has shown a little improvement 

You’re making shit up.

[Rickylovesweed 14262]

7 minutes ago, Dilligas said:

Fuckin WhalElko is salivating about playing this weak ass offensive line. ATM will destroy this team in its current state unfortunately 

We will find out more about aggy tonight. 

They've played absolutely nobody other than ND. Missouri looks like one of the biggest frauds in the country. 

 

[staboner 4969]

8 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Wisner has regressed also

i don't think so at all.

Sark's offense seems just predictive and the QB position lacks brains and composure. 

RBs, TEs, and WRs all looked great to me today

[VirginiaLonghorn 4769]

4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

The Gibson thing baffles me.

No idea .. but, has his redshirt been burned?

[campcrunk 2438]

12 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Those refs sure had their flags in their pockets with vandy. Hey ref ever hear of hands to the face?

THIS. They missed a lot of those. Plus a facemask on Wingo and the very obvious PI where the DB had his arms around Wingo's neck. I'm sure there's more

[Funk Doctor Spock 12179]

I'm sitting here wondering if this team practices on offense or if they watch film on the opposing team's defense. 

[HuntinHorn 975]

3 minutes ago, TexasGary said:

We scored two field goals in the second half.

Pathetic against this Vandy defense....pesky or not

Edited October 27 by HuntinHorn

[Ignatius 4017]

1 minute ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

No idea .. but, has his redshirt been burned?

Yeah, he’s had carries in five games…

[FloridaHorn 4753]

1 minute ago, staboner said:

i don't think so at all.

Sark's offense seems just predictive and the QB position lacks brains and composure. 

RBs, TEs, and WRs all looked great to me today

Good observation. The TEs and WRs were awesome, but the guy throwing them the ball sucks ass. You should coach

[Knoxtnhorn 5971]

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

Yeah I don't know what Sark's deal is. He seemed like he had all systems go and then all the sudden it seems to be getting away from him and he seems out of touch.

We lost a tough game and then nearly pissed one away. I hope that at the end of the season we look back and think this was the wake up call we needed that set us up for success later.

I'm not sure we wouldn't have been in a dogfight against OU if they hadn't fumbled 3 times inside their own 50 in the 2nd qtr.  Would have been 7-3 at half (hypothetically) w/o those fumbles.  If the defense was average to below average, these threads would be entirely different.

[bullet 1596]

I don't think any of the calls were wrong, but there sure were a lot of calls against Texas on key plays.

[Bama Llama 1450]

Survive and advance.

If the players don’t tighten up, unfortunate things will follow.  I only wish my Bama prima donnas had tightened up enough after failing to blow the UGA game to play well enough to beat Vandy.  Lea, Kill, et al. are good coaches and Vandy plays like a well-coached team.  

[BurntOrange&White 39930]

1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I'm sitting here wondering if this team practices on offense or if they watch film on the opposing team's defense. 

They need to get good on good practice to his week 

[billfromlaketravis 11448]

10 is a lot for aggy to come back from. LSU’s start is my dream start for Texas Thanksgiving Weekend. 

Edited October 27 by billfromlaketravis

[Funk Doctor Spock 12179]

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

They need to get good on good practice to his week 

Definitely. If we're in a dog fight with Florida we are in serious trouble. 

[deft 6842]

Shit. We just got another offensive line penalty.

[Nueces River Rat 5537]

7 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I love a good story, but not at the expense of my Horns.  Pavia's prancing around after the 1st TD + the nonstop dicksucking by the announcers was pretty off putting.  Glad our D came to play.

 

It was obvious the SEC wanted a narrative with this game.   They almost had it.    The SEC  Network announcers slobbering all over Vandy.   The disparity in the penalties and timing is what makes me put on the tin foil hat too.   That’s not to say with Ewers two turnovers on their side of the field we did our best to helo.