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Planet Houston

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On 12/9/2024 at 10:11 AM, Helobious said:

No one in the yankee kingdom wants either of those washed up cheaters. Bergman is in no way being seriously pursued, it’s a smart play by Cashman to drive up his price for the Astros. The Yankees have certain character standards for their players that he does not meet. 

You know exactly who one of the ringleaders of the scheme was, and how he told his new team they were waaaaaay behind the Yankees on modern “gamesmanship”/cheating with the new video presence in ballparks. Do you take us for a bunch of idiots? Your high horse, disingenuous bullshit doesn’t fly. 

On the other hand, while seeing Bregman in pinstripes would be a knife twist if it happens (saying this as a die-hard who doesn’t think we should pay Bregman what it will likely cost on the free market), this post will brighten my day if it does. 

So, as always, please continue to be our neighborhood worst Surly baseball fan. It’s still pretty hilarious, and dunking on you never gets old. 

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Helobious

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1 hour ago, Scraps said:

So Bellingers wife/gf/babymomma/whatever is Stantons ex?

Oh please trade him to NY.

Who gives a shit? Stanton will walk up to Bellinger and say “congrats on getting my ex. By the way, how’s my dick taste?”. And bellinger can do nothing but shrug and fake laugh because Stanton could rip his scrawny ass in half. That’ll be the end of it. 

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43 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Who gives a shit? Stanton will walk up to Bellinger and say “congrats on getting my ex. By the way, how’s my dick taste?”. And bellinger can do nothing but shrug and fake laugh because Stanton could rip his scrawny ass in half. That’ll be the end of it. 

You forgot the part where Stanton strains his hammy and is out for 12 weeks.

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TonyTexas

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2 hours ago, Helobious said:

Who gives a shit? Stanton will walk up to Bellinger and say “congrats on getting my ex. By the way, how’s my dick taste?”. And bellinger can do nothing but shrug and fake laugh because Stanton could rip his scrawny ass in half. That’ll be the end of it. 

BFD. Even Myles Straw could kick Bellinger’s ass. 

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Wally Pryor

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One of many great Rickey stories. 

 

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While playing for the Padres in 1996, Rickey was the last to board the team bus. As a veteran, he had expected someone to leave him his own row, but there wasn't a full one open.

"No seats for Rickey?," Henderson said, standing in the front of the bus. "Rickey don't get no seat? Ain't nobody got a seat for Rickey?"

"Just tell one of the kids to move," Brad Ausmus said. "You've got tenure."

"Tenure?!" Rickey replied, indignant. "Nah, Rickey been here 15 years!"

 

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