A&M at Souf Carolina ABC

[Rustic Horn 929]

[TexArcher 37761]

The more I think about this, the funnier it gets.

They didn't charge the field because beating aggy is some monumental achievement.  They did it because they'd lost their last NINE against ranked teams, before they beat your overrated asses by 24.

Only an aggy could claim a moral victory from that disaster.

[Revolution512 1487]

16 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

We need a mobile QB in the worst way. Aggy going to feast on Quinn's shitty pocket presence and tendency to self sack.

Their LBs and DBs are slow. They are going to have issues

[mdmost 42999]

3 minutes ago, Rustic Horn said:

 

[Surly Bevo 24908]

South Carolina was the 115th ranked offense coming into this weekend.

[nbmishoid 949]

My next older sister did grad school at the real USC.  This was way back when they won an NC, 70’s.  Their cheer then:  No one can beat our cocks.

poor, sure.  But their real hate is for Clemson. And they have a whole rack of Clemson jokes, most we’ve heard as Aggie jokes.  What’s the difference between the Clemson beauty queen and a bowling ball?

[6th Street 6390]

12 minutes ago, Revolution512 said:

Their LBs and DBs are slow. They are going to have issues

Speed not an issue, just get your hands up and you can bat down those sidearm passes easily 

[Codaxx 5716]

21 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Ahhh, the football board. 

A&M's offense will be smothered by our defense. There will be sacks and likely turnovers as well as good field position despite their excellent punter.

Our OL will win some of the battles with their DL. Even on the plays where we don't, their DL is undisciplined at gap control.

Quinn will be a few more weeks from his injury and the jury will be in on whether he is ruined or back to standard. If he isn't, it's Arch. Last game of the season, he should be ready to takeover.

I don't think the totality of the Aggie defense (they're better than I thought they'd be) can deal with our powerful TE and all the receivers we flood the field with.

 

It's not a sure win by any means. But we'll be rightfully favored.

I agree. This all started, because I said Texas can’t do the same things that SCar did. Not that Texas can’t move the ball on SCar, but they need to do it differently. 
 

Your point of A&M’s DL being undisciplined is true. Scar feasted on that with a big mobile QB and a high end RB. Texas has neither of those.  Sark may have to use some draw plays (not sure I have seen 1 this year) and screens to punish A&Ms tendency to race upfield. 
 

Texas’s pass game is much more developed than SCar’s. They will need to exploit that advantage. 

[BurntEyes 5957]

35 minutes ago, Revolution512 said:

We didn’t watch the same game. A&M willingly gave the edge all night. Texas will destroy them on the perimeter if they try that shit.

I have bad news, Ousux, Georgia and Vandy willingly gave the edge to Texas in those 3 games as well. 

Edited November 3 by BurntEyes

[89Horn 1513]

7 minutes ago, nbmishoid said:

My next older sister did grad school at the real USC.  This was way back when they won an NC, 70’s.  Their cheer then:  No one can beat our cocks.

 

Is it because it’s hard to do so when they have Trojans on them?

[Texasrocks 2134]

5 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

I have bad news, Ousux, Georgia and Vandy willingly gave the edge to Texas in those 3 games as well. 

Huh? I think you misspelled intermediate passes over the middle. Georgia's game plan was to stay disciplined/ignore misdirection, pressure Ewers, and tackle. The exact opposite of willingly giving Texas the edge. They executed it really well, which meant there were opportunities deep if Ewers could find them. Vandy tried to do the same with worse athletes and tackling.

[TOR 5528]

58 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

You guys praising the aggy defense are insane.  They are undisciplined, weak as shit on the edges and their secondary is slow to react and just plain slow (Sellars wasn't really the guy to take advantage of that last fact). They are fairly strong right up the middle, which from a running perspective we just don't do a whole lot of and from a passing perspective simply means our interior line needs to do it's job on pass pro (would help if RBs could improve a bit at that as well in the coming weeks).   

Watching the highlights, this becomes apparent.  Arm tackles, out of position, susceptible to ANY and ALL misdirection.  They look like a Duke team.  Actually running into eachother to take themselves out of the play.

Also SCAR punched them in da face.

Edited November 3 by TOR

[Elmer_Fudd 22198]

 

[DFW Horn 6123]

2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

Lol.....the "wrecking crew" gave up 500+ yards to the "glorified chickens". What a maroon.

[nbmishoid 949]

1 hour ago, 89Horn said:

Is it because it’s hard to do so when they have Trojans on them?

Nah.  The difference is….. you could eat the bowling ball if you had to.   Apologies.

[DixonHur 11292]

16 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Lol.....the "wrecking crew" gave up 500+ yards to the "glorified chickens". What a maroon.

You ever try to catch a chicken, ya stupid sip?

[Alien Octopus 516]

3 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

I have bad news, Ousux, Georgia and Vandy willingly gave the edge to Texas in those 3 games as well. 

UGA didnot willingly give anything. They shut it all down.

Edited November 3 by Alien Octopus
Sp

[Pimphand 5732]

6 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Maybe he was talking about when Germany invaded Russia and just got the year wrong.

Naw he just hates the Poles and only cares about the Dutch, Belgians, & French

[UTexasFight 9428]

2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

This Aug 23rd info from Bobby Burton says Gibson can pass block...

BURTON:

One thing Fozzy said last night that caught my ear. Fozzy said he was talking to Tashard Choice last week. And Choice told him that Jerrick Gibson is the best pass protector of the bunch.

From Fozzy's mouth to God's ear.

Hope that proves to be the case this year because Quinn Ewers needs a big back to step up in that role. 

Yeah. I’m sure fall practice against two’s and three’s compares equally to front sevens of the Michigan’s and UGA’s of the world 

[DFW Horn 6123]

35 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

You ever try to catch a chicken, ya stupid sip?

[Revolution512 1487]

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

I have bad news, Ousux, Georgia and Vandy willingly gave the edge to Texas in those 3 games as well. 

lol, no

[Blotto 23487]

2 hours ago, 89Horn said:

Is it because it’s hard to do so when they have Trojans on them?

I had a roommate back in the day that was a SCar grad, and he had an old weathered T-shirt from when they played SCal in the 80's. 

"No Trojans can hold back our Cocks".

Illustrated in that same Big Johnson T-shirt style that was all the rage in the 80s. Perfect for an afternoon watching ballgames, yet classy enough to wear to a wedding*

* Wedding to take place in SC.

[RomaVicta 29899]

These guys mating, nut squeezing, or humping it or what?

[BERT 4358]

5 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

We need bigger cocks

Boy if I had a nickel….

[CurlyDumps 4466]

17 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

These guys mating, nut squeezing, or humping it or what?

Yes

[MontereyMX 869]

18 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

These guys mating, nut squeezing, or humping it or what?

if it feels good do it 

[Dilligas 666]

15 hours ago, linux said:

It was 14-0 before the Moss injury, they got wiped as I predicted they would, never assume they are a well oiled machine.

Yeah I’m afraid that was the bourbon talking and brought out the pussy in me dammit

[Hank_Hill 18789]

Of course this board still tries to figure out how we’ll lose after aggy got fucking embarrassed by a terrible offense. 

[Blotto 23487]

there has been a lot of bleeding pussy syndrome on this board the last few weeks regarding aggy. I'll never understand it. Those fucksticks are hard-wired for failure when it matters. I dont care if we are 11-0 or 0-11 when we play aggy, I'm always convinced we will win. This year is no different. because fuck aggy and their decades long pursuit of never winning anything of importance. 

[Hank_Hill 18789]

4 minutes ago, Blotto said:

there has been a lot of bleeding pussy syndrome on this board the last few weeks regarding aggy. I'll never understand it. Those fucksticks are hard-wired for failure when it matters. I dont care if we are 11-0 or 0-11 when we play aggy, I'm always convinced we will win. This year is no different. because fuck aggy and their decades long pursuit of never winning anything of importance. 

They have one position group advantage over us so we’re fucked. Duh.

[Vermin 3043]

2 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Lol.....the "wrecking crew" gave up 500+ yards to the "glorified chickens". What a maroon.

[Pescado_Rojo 19413]

2 hours ago, nbmishoid said:

Nah.  The difference is….. you could eat the bowling ball if you had to.   Apologies.

I heard it as “you can only get four fingers in a bowling ball”

[Leanderman 2275]

Goers were really disappointed they did not get an opportunity to choke someone's chicken. It is something they excel at.

[ousux 5595]

Wait, I thought the Elk has a "real program" and he's not a "fast talking salesman?"

Guess Beamer has one of those at SCar as well.

[TrashMaster G 17541]

1 hour ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I heard it as “you can only get four fingers in a bowling ball”

What kind of weird-ass bowling balls are in your world?

[Pescado_Rojo 19413]

Just now, TrashMaster G said:

What kind of weird-ass bowling balls are in your world?

 

shit, 3 fingers. I’m not a bowler

[The Ace of Aces 5175]

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

there has been a lot of bleeding pussy syndrome on this board the last few weeks regarding aggy. I'll never understand it. Those fucksticks are hard-wired for failure when it matters. I dont care if we are 11-0 or 0-11 when we play aggy, I'm always convinced we will win. This year is no different. because fuck aggy and their decades long pursuit of never winning anything of importance. 

I’ll admit to this myself and eat my crow, smoked over mesquite please. To my credit, I live 1600 miles from aggy and don’t ever see or hear from them. A&M might as well be Texas Tech up here - no one gives a shit about them. 

[hookem48 4687]

Didn't see the game or even check the score till this morning but I'll enjoy the quiet  here in aggyland this week after all the noise last week.

[TOR 5528]

Right about here is when the rollercoaster left the tracks.

 

[txduck87 985]

I’ll admit to this myself and eat my crow, smoked over mesquite please. To my credit, I live 1600 miles from aggy and don’t ever see or hear from them. A&M might as well be Texas Tech up here - no one gives a shit about them. 

Lucky bastard
#sentfromthewoodlands

[Hagbard Celine 10848]

6 hours ago, nbmishoid said:

My next older sister did grad school at the real USC.  This was way back when they won an NC, 70’s.  Their cheer then:  No one can beat our cocks.

scar has 1 title of note, 1969 acc champions

no nattys evar

[Fletch 5800]

2 hours ago, Blotto said:

there has been a lot of bleeding pussy syndrome on this board the last few weeks regarding aggy. I'll never understand it. Those fucksticks are hard-wired for failure when it matters. I dont care if we are 11-0 or 0-11 when we play aggy, I'm always convinced we will win. This year is no different. because fuck aggy and their decades long pursuit of never winning anything of importance. 

Like sayyyyy winning the first game of the national championship series then choking away the other two games. Then losing their coach to us

[Bevoette 1268]

[Jkwellborn 6686]

Right about here is when the rollercoaster left the tracks.
 

They’re lucky Reed didn’t get broken in half on this play.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12176]

17 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

Gotdam!

And where would one find her Instagram?

[Funk Doctor Spock 12176]

22 hours ago, Laxtonto said:

Instagram page, please. Also name. 

[jet black 203]

14 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Instagram page, please. Also name. 

https://www.instagram.com/nicola?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==

[TOR 5528]

1 hour ago, Jkwellborn said:

They’re lucky Reed didn’t get broken in half on this play.

I don't know about half.  Head should have come off though.

There is no way he survives a full season as a running QB.

[Codaxx 5716]

11 hours ago, Bevoette said:

Have to put a lot of blame on Elko for this one. The blitz heavy defense worked well vs LSU and their drop back passer. Could not understand blitzing the piss out of Sellers. Guy made them look silly. Guy is at his best playing sand lot football running around. You have to make QBs like Sellers beat you from the pocket. 

[BurntEyes 5957]

19 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

Have to put a lot of blame on Elko for this one. The blitz heavy defense worked well vs LSU and their drop back passer. Could not understand blitzing the piss out of Sellers. Guy made them look silly. Guy is at his best playing sand lot football running around. You have to make QBs like Sellers beat you from the pocket. 

And like some other coach i won't name, Elko didn't alter his strategy when it wasn't working. Which is even more bizarre.