Official Bitch about your Family Thread 2024: Holiday Edition

[Longboard Horn 40638]

9 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

One fucking hand towel for 50 people.

I used the curtains.

Those hosts are embarrassingly stupid. Get more towels or have paper towels for guests. 

[Wiler77 1581]

15 hours ago, Nivek said:

I brought a football to toss with my eldest. So I guess there is that.

This is required for any family gathering.  I brought an athletics bag with 2 sized soccer balls, 3 sizes of football and a basketball. At 10am on Friday morning my FIL and his brother decided to turn on Fox News and talk about everyone who needs to be deported. So I rounded up my son and 2 cousins in the room to go to the park to throw the football and kick the soccer ball.  That was an hour well spent away from the rest of the family. When we got back football was on.

[MissingInAction 25255]

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

Those hosts are embarrassingly stupid. Get more towels or have paper towels for guests. 

I was pretty hammered, but I think I was making many jokes about it. Loudly.

[SurlyGator 894]

On 11/25/2024 at 12:34 PM, Parliament said:

If your family has no black sheep, it means YOU are the black sheep.

 

50 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I was pretty hammered, but I think I was making many jokes about it. Loudly.

I may have found some correlation to Parliament's theory here....

[Telegraph_it 3364]

On 11/29/2024 at 8:11 AM, MissingInAction said:

I want pics of this cannon.

She is beautiful. 
 

[MissingInAction 25255]

Fucking kick ass!

Do y'all fire any lead out of it or just powder?

[4th&Five 41626]

5 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Those hosts are embarrassingly stupid. Get more towels or have paper towels for guests. 

I haven’t seen hand soap in my parent’s house in a decade. The only time I carry hand sanitizer is when we go over there. 

[Underdog 28848]

1 hour ago, Telegraph_it said:

She is beautiful. 
 

Any room left in that garage for you to drink alone? 

[thunderlounge 7989]

2 hours ago, Telegraph_it said:

She is beautiful. 
 

 

 

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