Official Bitch about your Family Thread 2024: Holiday Edition

[thunderlounge 8459]

5 minutes ago, luke duke said:

My in-laws tore down their perfectly good house earlier this year, so now they’re living in the 1br barndominium while the new house is under construction. MIL still insisted on hosting Christmas. I offered to host 3 different times. No luck. So I get to spend Christmas in a barn and travel trailer. MIL will spend the whole time bitching about how small the kitchen is. I made the mistake of asking if they even had a Christmas tree. Of course the answer was no. Now my wife wants to take our tree with us. That ain’t happening.

 

 

[ztejas 44275]

Nvm

Edited 15 hours ago by ztejas

[ztejas 44275]

Okay let me come clean. I posted earlier but I think I've distilled it better now. 

I kind of beat my uncle's ass earlier tonight. In front of my granddad's house. 

He had been talking a ton of shit all night and at one point crossed the line by saying some shit about me and my dad. 

I'm just not sure about posting it here because it's pretty fucking nasty still and honestly I feel like someone in my family could still potentially shoot and kill me. 

Idk. I guess I feel slightly safer by airing it out.

Happy Holidays.

[Longhornstampede 3225]

Well that's the spirit of the season....

[Kennythetiger 9652]

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Okay let me come clean. I posted earlier but I think I've distilled it better now. 

I kind of beat my uncle's ass earlier tonight. In front of my granddad's house. 

He had been talking a ton of shit all night and at one point crossed the line by saying some shit about me and my dad. 

I'm just not sure about posting it here because it's pretty fucking nasty still and honestly I feel like someone in my family could still potentially shoot and kill me. 

Idk. I guess I feel slightly safer by airing it out.

Happy Holidays.

Ztejas, you would bring a lot of humor and youthful insight to our AA thread. We would love to have you. ❤️

[ztejas 44275]

8 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Ztejas, you would bring a lot of humor and youthful insight to our AA thread. We would love to have you. ❤️

Yeah I need to make my way over there.

Thanks man. 

[thunderlounge 8459]

5 hours ago, ztejas said:

Okay let me come clean. I posted earlier but I think I've distilled it better now. 

I kind of beat my uncle's ass earlier tonight. In front of my granddad's house. 

He had been talking a ton of shit all night and at one point crossed the line by saying some shit about me and my dad. 

I'm just not sure about posting it here because it's pretty fucking nasty still and honestly I feel like someone in my family could still potentially shoot and kill me. 

Idk. I guess I feel slightly safer by airing it out.

Happy Holidays.

Don’t care, saw Texas beat Clemson?

 

Sucks shit like that has to happen. 

[Longboard Horn 41380]

10 hours ago, ztejas said:

Okay let me come clean. I posted earlier but I think I've distilled it better now. 

I kind of beat my uncle's ass earlier tonight. In front of my granddad's house. 

He had been talking a ton of shit all night and at one point crossed the line by saying some shit about me and my dad. 

I'm just not sure about posting it here because it's pretty fucking nasty still and honestly I feel like someone in my family could still potentially shoot and kill me. 

Idk. I guess I feel slightly safer by airing it out.

Happy Holidays.

Thread is picking up steam. Now we’re getting somewhere. 

[SHOOTER12 8890]

Dayum...

[GhostOfTomJoad 9518]

On the kick ass side, just found out that our niece & nephew are both in Austin this xmas so we're going to meet up with them at BD Riley's at Mueller tomorrow afternoon and buy them some drinks while giving them respite from their family drama. Their parents (wife's brother and his wife) divorced about 5 years ago. The kids are both out of college & in the early stages of getting on with life.

If any of you assholes are at BD Riley's tomorrow I'll be the tall, skinny white dude with a receding hairline. Should be easy to spot amongst that crowd. Come by and give me the secret surly handshake & I'll buy you a pint.

[Parliament 14616]

11 hours ago, ztejas said:

Okay let me come clean. I posted earlier but I think I've distilled it better now. 

I kind of beat my uncle's ass earlier tonight. In front of my granddad's house. 

He had been talking a ton of shit all night and at one point crossed the line by saying some shit about me and my dad. 

I'm just not sure about posting it here because it's pretty fucking nasty still and honestly I feel like someone in my family could still potentially shoot and kill me. 

Idk. I guess I feel slightly safer by airing it out.

Happy Holidays.

How do you “kind of beat” an ass?  We need some details here.

[tx 3 putt 78735]

12 hours ago, ztejas said:

Okay let me come clean. I posted earlier but I think I've distilled it better now. 

I kind of beat my uncle's ass earlier tonight. In front of my granddad's house. 

He had been talking a ton of shit all night and at one point crossed the line by saying some shit about me and my dad. 

I'm just not sure about posting it here because it's pretty fucking nasty still and honestly I feel like someone in my family could still potentially shoot and kill me. 

Idk. I guess I feel slightly safer by airing it out.

Happy Holidays.

 

he had it coming

[Iceman 2981]

1 hour ago, Parliament said:

How do you “kind of beat” an ass?  We need some details here.

This.

was it an attention getter like an open-handed slap?  Or was it a full-on rumble?

[GhostOfTomJoad 9518]

It started with a shoulder check. Followed by throwing a coke on him, as is the protocol.