Official Bitch about your Family Thread 2024: Holiday Edition

[thunderlounge 8,466]

5 minutes ago, luke duke said:

My in-laws tore down their perfectly good house earlier this year, so now they’re living in the 1br barndominium while the new house is under construction. MIL still insisted on hosting Christmas. I offered to host 3 different times. No luck. So I get to spend Christmas in a barn and travel trailer. MIL will spend the whole time bitching about how small the kitchen is. I made the mistake of asking if they even had a Christmas tree. Of course the answer was no. Now my wife wants to take our tree with us. That ain’t happening.

 

 

[ztejas 44,282]

Nvm

Edited yesterday at 09:17 AM by ztejas

[ztejas 44,282]

Okay let me come clean. I posted earlier but I think I've distilled it better now. 

I kind of beat my uncle's ass earlier tonight. In front of my granddad's house. 

He had been talking a ton of shit all night and at one point crossed the line by saying some shit about me and my dad. 

I'm just not sure about posting it here because it's pretty fucking nasty still and honestly I feel like someone in my family could still potentially shoot and kill me. 

Idk. I guess I feel slightly safer by airing it out.

Happy Holidays.

[Longhornstampede 3,227]

Well that's the spirit of the season....

[Kennythetiger 9,655]

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Okay let me come clean. I posted earlier but I think I've distilled it better now. 

I kind of beat my uncle's ass earlier tonight. In front of my granddad's house. 

He had been talking a ton of shit all night and at one point crossed the line by saying some shit about me and my dad. 

I'm just not sure about posting it here because it's pretty fucking nasty still and honestly I feel like someone in my family could still potentially shoot and kill me. 

Idk. I guess I feel slightly safer by airing it out.

Happy Holidays.

Ztejas, you would bring a lot of humor and youthful insight to our AA thread. We would love to have you. ❤️

[ztejas 44,282]

8 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Ztejas, you would bring a lot of humor and youthful insight to our AA thread. We would love to have you. ❤️

Yeah I need to make my way over there.

Thanks man. 

[thunderlounge 8,466]

5 hours ago, ztejas said:

Okay let me come clean. I posted earlier but I think I've distilled it better now. 

I kind of beat my uncle's ass earlier tonight. In front of my granddad's house. 

He had been talking a ton of shit all night and at one point crossed the line by saying some shit about me and my dad. 

I'm just not sure about posting it here because it's pretty fucking nasty still and honestly I feel like someone in my family could still potentially shoot and kill me. 

Idk. I guess I feel slightly safer by airing it out.

Happy Holidays.

Don’t care, saw Texas beat Clemson?

 

Sucks shit like that has to happen. 

[Longboard Horn 41,390]

10 hours ago, ztejas said:

Okay let me come clean. I posted earlier but I think I've distilled it better now. 

I kind of beat my uncle's ass earlier tonight. In front of my granddad's house. 

He had been talking a ton of shit all night and at one point crossed the line by saying some shit about me and my dad. 

I'm just not sure about posting it here because it's pretty fucking nasty still and honestly I feel like someone in my family could still potentially shoot and kill me. 

Idk. I guess I feel slightly safer by airing it out.

Happy Holidays.

Thread is picking up steam. Now we’re getting somewhere. 

[SHOOTER12 8,890]

Dayum...

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,522]

On the kick ass side, just found out that our niece & nephew are both in Austin this xmas so we're going to meet up with them at BD Riley's at Mueller tomorrow afternoon and buy them some drinks while giving them respite from their family drama. Their parents (wife's brother and his wife) divorced about 5 years ago. The kids are both out of college & in the early stages of getting on with life.

If any of you assholes are at BD Riley's tomorrow I'll be the tall, skinny white dude with a receding hairline. Should be easy to spot amongst that crowd. Come by and give me the secret surly handshake & I'll buy you a pint.

[Parliament 14,618]

11 hours ago, ztejas said:

Okay let me come clean. I posted earlier but I think I've distilled it better now. 

I kind of beat my uncle's ass earlier tonight. In front of my granddad's house. 

He had been talking a ton of shit all night and at one point crossed the line by saying some shit about me and my dad. 

I'm just not sure about posting it here because it's pretty fucking nasty still and honestly I feel like someone in my family could still potentially shoot and kill me. 

Idk. I guess I feel slightly safer by airing it out.

Happy Holidays.

How do you “kind of beat” an ass?  We need some details here.

[tx 3 putt 78,741]

12 hours ago, ztejas said:

Okay let me come clean. I posted earlier but I think I've distilled it better now. 

I kind of beat my uncle's ass earlier tonight. In front of my granddad's house. 

He had been talking a ton of shit all night and at one point crossed the line by saying some shit about me and my dad. 

I'm just not sure about posting it here because it's pretty fucking nasty still and honestly I feel like someone in my family could still potentially shoot and kill me. 

Idk. I guess I feel slightly safer by airing it out.

Happy Holidays.

 

he had it coming

[Iceman 2,983]

1 hour ago, Parliament said:

How do you “kind of beat” an ass?  We need some details here.

This.

was it an attention getter like an open-handed slap?  Or was it a full-on rumble?

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,522]

It started with a shoulder check. Followed by throwing a coke on him, as is the protocol.

[Pato del Muerto 53,589]

47 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

It started with a shoulder check. Followed by throwing a coke on him, as is the protocol.

What did uncle derka do about it?

[40acredropout 2,911]

5 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

On the kick ass side, just found out that our niece & nephew are both in Austin this xmas so we're going to meet up with them at BD Riley's at Mueller tomorrow afternoon and buy them some drinks while giving them respite from their family drama. Their parents (wife's brother and his wife) divorced about 5 years ago. The kids are both out of college & in the early stages of getting on with life.

If any of you assholes are at BD Riley's tomorrow I'll be the tall, skinny white dude with a receding hairline. Should be easy to spot amongst that crowd. Come by and give me the secret surly handshake & I'll buy you a pint.

Pics of niece? 

[thunderlounge 8,466]

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

What did uncle derka do about it?

Shit all over the basketball board. 

[Zepol87 9,347]

19 hours ago, ztejas said:

Okay let me come clean. I posted earlier but I think I've distilled it better now. 

I kind of beat my uncle's ass earlier tonight. In front of my granddad's house. 

He had been talking a ton of shit all night and at one point crossed the line by saying some shit about me and my dad. 

I'm just not sure about posting it here because it's pretty fucking nasty still and honestly I feel like someone in my family could still potentially shoot and kill me. 

Idk. I guess I feel slightly safer by airing it out.

Happy Holidays.

Miss you bro, had good times in north Dallas kicking it. 

at the gfs family tonight because you know us Mexicans do it big on Xmas eve. Well 6pm was supposed to be dinner we ate at 9pm and now the gf and family are still wrapping presents at 1115. We still have “games” and white elephant to go through. I’m enjoying bourbon and watching the green mile though so it’s ok. 

[Longboard Horn 41,390]

Working in the office as always this morning. Holiday pay and a vacation day in return makes it worth it. Plus, the peace and quiet. Won't be able to see my family today since most of them don't live in the DFW area or in Texas anymore. However, a coworker has invited me over to spend Christmas with their family. Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!