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5 minutes ago, luke duke said:

My in-laws tore down their perfectly good house earlier this year, so now they’re living in the 1br barndominium while the new house is under construction. MIL still insisted on hosting Christmas. I offered to host 3 different times. No luck. So I get to spend Christmas in a barn and travel trailer. MIL will spend the whole time bitching about how small the kitchen is. I made the mistake of asking if they even had a Christmas tree. Of course the answer was no. Now my wife wants to take our tree with us. That ain’t happening.


 

 

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1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Okay let me come clean. I posted earlier but I think I've distilled it better now. 

I kind of beat my uncle's ass earlier tonight. In front of my granddad's house. 

He had been talking a ton of shit all night and at one point crossed the line by saying some shit about me and my dad. 

I'm just not sure about posting it here because it's pretty fucking nasty still and honestly I feel like someone in my family could still potentially shoot and kill me. 

Idk. I guess I feel slightly safer by airing it out.

Happy Holidays.

Ztejas, you would bring a lot of humor and youthful insight to our AA thread. We would love to have you. ❤️

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5 hours ago, ztejas said:

Okay let me come clean. I posted earlier but I think I've distilled it better now. 

I kind of beat my uncle's ass earlier tonight. In front of my granddad's house. 

He had been talking a ton of shit all night and at one point crossed the line by saying some shit about me and my dad. 

I'm just not sure about posting it here because it's pretty fucking nasty still and honestly I feel like someone in my family could still potentially shoot and kill me. 

Idk. I guess I feel slightly safer by airing it out.

Happy Holidays.


Don’t care, saw Texas beat Clemson?

 

Sucks shit like that has to happen. 

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10 hours ago, ztejas said:

Okay let me come clean. I posted earlier but I think I've distilled it better now. 

I kind of beat my uncle's ass earlier tonight. In front of my granddad's house. 

He had been talking a ton of shit all night and at one point crossed the line by saying some shit about me and my dad. 

I'm just not sure about posting it here because it's pretty fucking nasty still and honestly I feel like someone in my family could still potentially shoot and kill me. 

Idk. I guess I feel slightly safer by airing it out.

Happy Holidays.

Thread is picking up steam. Now we’re getting somewhere. 
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On the kick ass side, just found out that our niece & nephew are both in Austin this xmas so we're going to meet up with them at BD Riley's at Mueller tomorrow afternoon and buy them some drinks while giving them respite from their family drama. Their parents (wife's brother and his wife) divorced about 5 years ago. The kids are both out of college & in the early stages of getting on with life.

If any of you assholes are at BD Riley's tomorrow I'll be the tall, skinny white dude with a receding hairline. Should be easy to spot amongst that crowd. Come by and give me the secret surly handshake & I'll buy you a pint.

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11 hours ago, ztejas said:

Okay let me come clean. I posted earlier but I think I've distilled it better now. 

I kind of beat my uncle's ass earlier tonight. In front of my granddad's house. 

He had been talking a ton of shit all night and at one point crossed the line by saying some shit about me and my dad. 

I'm just not sure about posting it here because it's pretty fucking nasty still and honestly I feel like someone in my family could still potentially shoot and kill me. 

Idk. I guess I feel slightly safer by airing it out.

Happy Holidays.

How do you “kind of beat” an ass?  We need some details here.

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12 hours ago, ztejas said:

Okay let me come clean. I posted earlier but I think I've distilled it better now. 

I kind of beat my uncle's ass earlier tonight. In front of my granddad's house. 

He had been talking a ton of shit all night and at one point crossed the line by saying some shit about me and my dad. 

I'm just not sure about posting it here because it's pretty fucking nasty still and honestly I feel like someone in my family could still potentially shoot and kill me. 

Idk. I guess I feel slightly safer by airing it out.

Happy Holidays.

 

he had it coming

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5 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

On the kick ass side, just found out that our niece & nephew are both in Austin this xmas so we're going to meet up with them at BD Riley's at Mueller tomorrow afternoon and buy them some drinks while giving them respite from their family drama. Their parents (wife's brother and his wife) divorced about 5 years ago. The kids are both out of college & in the early stages of getting on with life.

If any of you assholes are at BD Riley's tomorrow I'll be the tall, skinny white dude with a receding hairline. Should be easy to spot amongst that crowd. Come by and give me the secret surly handshake & I'll buy you a pint.

Pics of niece? 

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19 hours ago, ztejas said:

Okay let me come clean. I posted earlier but I think I've distilled it better now. 

I kind of beat my uncle's ass earlier tonight. In front of my granddad's house. 

He had been talking a ton of shit all night and at one point crossed the line by saying some shit about me and my dad. 

I'm just not sure about posting it here because it's pretty fucking nasty still and honestly I feel like someone in my family could still potentially shoot and kill me. 

Idk. I guess I feel slightly safer by airing it out.

Happy Holidays.

Miss you bro, had good times in north Dallas kicking it. 

at the gfs family tonight because you know us Mexicans do it big on Xmas eve. Well 6pm was supposed to be dinner we ate at 9pm and now the gf and family are still wrapping presents at 1115. We still have “games” and white elephant to go through. I’m enjoying bourbon and watching the green mile though so it’s ok. 

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I didn’t don’t do Christmas at all this year.  No decorations, didn’t receive or give a single present.  My only concession was taking my 94 year old mom to her usual Christmas Eve candlelight service.  Christmas Day was just me and the dogs.  We went to the dog park in the afternoon and then went to my mom’s and made bison meatloaf for dinner.  I would have just bailed out to the ranch by myself with the dogs, but I had to stay in Houston for my mom.

PS fuck Houston.  It has the world’s shittiest drivers.

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I didn’t have to do anything for Christmas until I fly into Houston this weekend to do a late low key thing

Dog and I went on an hour walk around the lake, he got a pup cup and we napped on the couch, ate BBQ and watched basketball 

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Hosted the GF's entire family last night.  Usually when those assholes get together and drinks are involved, arguments and sometimes squaring off happens.  Last night, everybody was on their best behavior.  We ate great food (cooked by me), drank, and acted merry.  Many laughs, some gambling, and an all-around great time, with a big mess for me to clean up.  Meh...I put "Revolver" and "Rubber Soul". on the CD player, popped a few tops, and got the mess knocked out in the time it took the dishwasher to do two loads.  
And the GF was so appreciative of my hard work, that she took responsibility for another "load" when I finally came to bed. 
pretty, pretty, pretty good. 

I lost my virginity to a half Italian/half Cherokee vixen on Dec 23 1987 while listening to Rubber Soul, so this hits hard. Bravo!
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About to spend 2 days at a cabin with my in laws.  This is primed for some kind of story.

I’m mildly optimistic for a lack of drama, as Failure to Launch BIL recently gained legitimate employment and their cunt dogs aren’t allowed on the property.  At least 70% of their drama stems from one of them yelling at a dog and another one yelling at the person who yelled at the dog.

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Well we had a bit of a scare Christmas morning...

My in-laws live in NYC, so we go up every year for a Christmas time visit.  This year was great.  Her dad rented a cabin upstate, so we got a little time in the "country" in addition to coming back and getting some city time.

 

We have 3 dogs at home and a great pet-sitter that stays at our house here in Houston.

We're sitting around Christmas morning, having coffee and mimosas etc.  Wife gets a call from the alarm company, reporting a fire.  Wife's anxiety shoots through the roof and becomes close to hysterical.

Call the pet-sitter, no answer.

Call the neighbors, no answer.

Look at the ring camera and see the fire trucks pull up.

Look at the interior camera and nothing is happening..

After a tense 15 minutes and feeling pretty helpless being so far away, the pet-sitter calls her and says everything is fine.

 

Steam from the guest bathroom set off the smoke detector/alarm. 🙄

 

Switched to whiskey drinks after that.

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