Official Bitch about your Family Thread 2024: Holiday Edition

[thunderlounge 7957]

3 hours ago, Wiler77 said:

But that reminds me of this breakfast casserole my wife's family makes, which came from my wife's uncle. Eggs, cheese, breakfast sausage, bread. Combine and bake. Really fucking good.

+rep for breakfast casserole. Love that stuff.

 

 

3 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

It’s in a family partnership

Ok then, next year, talk politics and get shot?

 

[ChickenSandwich 9855]

14 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

Group text request “if we can have green bean casserole with fresh green beans because it’s healthier.” Gonna be fun tomorrow, I’m in charge of turkey and will be outside watching football all day. 

They were fresh at some point 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21964]

My niece showed up this morning wearing a shirt that says “I’m a Christian.  The love your neighbor kind, not the storm the capital kind”.  This triggered the MAGAT half of the family so we had to hear all about the peaceful demonstration.  I finally just went and sat on the porch and drank coffee with my dog.  We were supposed to eat at 12:30, but it appears that it will be somewhat delayed.

Edited 2 hours ago by NeverMarryAStripper

[Post Oak 20290]

You're niece woke up and chose violence. Good for her

[ztejas 43549]

6 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Happy Thanksgiving assholes! Also, is that @ztejas?

No I've never had Thanksgiving in someone's drop ceiling basement. 

[locodos 5397]

23 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Last night at the ranch was just me, my daughter, my 94 year old mom, and my dogs so it was pleasant.  That all ended this morning when my MAGAT older sister came up.  I’ve already been subjected to rants about how the only President worse than Carter was Biden.  She also made fun of my daughter liking Taylor Swift because if she wasn’t so liberal she could get a man and wouldn’t have to only sing about her break ups.  Also had to listen to rant about Talylor Swift being a bitch for telling my sister that she can’t drive an SUV while she flies around in a private jet.  I’m not sure where the fuck that one came from.  I’m getting reading to take my daughter into town to go to WalMart so we can be around less unpleasant people.

Losing your keys would be easy to do at a ranch...  very distracting too, worrying about finding your keys, might take up a lot of free time backtracking and checking cushions etc.  Just a thought

[Jerry Callo 8744]

14 hours ago, Sam Lin said:

Reply All: No.

Reply:  and organic mushroom soup and fried onions.

[tx 3 putt 77558]

my sister is working the ER this am, much higher amount of shootings than normal

keep it classy san antonio 

 

also they had this …

 

[GhostOfTomJoad 9360]

So much for just a quiet, stress free Thanksgiving for the 2 of us. Mrs GOTJ had a minor procedure the other day that resulted in a couple stitches in a tender place. Then she lost a filling this morning, 3 days after having a cavity filled in a different tooth. She's cranky/uncomfortable and pretty much inconsolable right now. I'm spending as much time as I can pretending to tend the turkey on the smoker while she angrily replies to group texts from her family asking how Thanksgiving is going.

Few things suck worse than being helpless to relieve the pain someone you love is feeling.

[nnm 36683]

Just now, GhostOfTomJoad said:

So much for just a quiet, stress free Thanksgiving for the 2 of us. Mrs GOTJ had a minor procedure the other day that resulted in a couple stitches in a tender place. Then she lost a filling this morning, 3 days after having a cavity filled in a different tooth. She's cranky/uncomfortable and pretty much inconsolable right now. I'm spending as much time as I can pretending to tend the turkey on the smoker while she angrily replies to group texts from her family asking how Thanksgiving is going.

Few things suck worse than being helpless to relieve the pain someone you love is feeling.

That turkey’s not going to tend itself. 
 

sorry about Mrs. GOTJ. It is hard watching someone you love suffer. 

[hookem2010 2627]

Had Thanksgiving with the wife and young kids, sister + BIL and parents on Saturday. 

In a shocking moment of clarity, the parents purposely showed up an hour after my sister and BIL, so election venting could be performed in their absence.

The 2 year-old finally interacted significantly with my sister, who I know was feeling insecure about him previously being anywhere from indifferent to fearful of her. The newborn slept basically the entire time. We cooked most of the appetizers and deserts ahead of time, leaving my dad to do the bird while we supervised children. 

Pretty uneventful, other than the turkey setting the fire alarm off twice while my wife struggled to get the toddler down for a nap.

Just the immediate family today. I'm about to go pick up some Peking duck, but currently watching the toddler walk laps around the house using his fake Dyson while working on potty training.