Official Bitch about your Family Thread 2024: Holiday Edition

[Longboard Horn 40630]

9 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

One fucking hand towel for 50 people.

I used the curtains.

Those hosts are embarrassingly stupid. Get more towels or have paper towels for guests. 

[Wiler77 1581]

15 hours ago, Nivek said:

I brought a football to toss with my eldest. So I guess there is that.

This is required for any family gathering.  I brought an athletics bag with 2 sized soccer balls, 3 sizes of football and a basketball. At 10am on Friday morning my FIL and his brother decided to turn on Fox News and talk about everyone who needs to be deported. So I rounded up my son and 2 cousins in the room to go to the park to throw the football and kick the soccer ball.  That was an hour well spent away from the rest of the family. When we got back football was on.

[MissingInAction 25246]

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

Those hosts are embarrassingly stupid. Get more towels or have paper towels for guests. 

I was pretty hammered, but I think I was making many jokes about it. Loudly.

[SurlyGator 891]

On 11/25/2024 at 12:34 PM, Parliament said:

If your family has no black sheep, it means YOU are the black sheep.

 

50 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I was pretty hammered, but I think I was making many jokes about it. Loudly.

I may have found some correlation to Parliament's theory here....

[Telegraph_it 3361]

On 11/29/2024 at 8:11 AM, MissingInAction said:

I want pics of this cannon.

She is beautiful.