Surly Horns Official 🇺🇸 2024 Election Day 🇺🇸

[Pancho 43914]

 

[immamac 42238]

We will unlock this thread as soon as polls close and there are results that start becoming available. 

There is a separate thread that will also be pinned that will move MUCH slower than this thread and only have official results updates, schedules for ballot drops and critical information for the election such as major decisions or calls from major statistical networks that are reputable (AP, ABC, etc.)

We will also pin the Official Surly Horns Electoral Map at the top of this thread and that thread. It will update when there is consensus from 3 or more major sources. It will start unfilled and only reflect the Presidential race. 

[Pancho 43914]

Results starting to upload in Indiana and Kentucky

[SmokeyTheBear 5562]

Gummy took.  Drink poured. 

Let's do this!

[Biff Tannen 45358]

First beer is cracked 

[troph 24320]

She’s going to fucking roll !!! Let’s gooooooo!!

 

[The Dog 43620]

 

[1978horn 879]

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

First beer is cracked 

Jamo has been open since noon.  I may not make it to 9pm

[InkaUtexas 25071]

Puerto Rican coffee and Topo Chico.

[Hank Kingsley 20404]

Are we all heading to the Election Day thread once it opens? I need to know which thread to track while I'm at my kid's fucking soccer practice. 

 

[The Dog 43620]

[aggie08 20963]

Just now, The Dog said:

 

Economy isn't too far off either. Also the main issue of early exit pollers being democracy and that they overwhelming trust in the election process ain't great for the orange man.

[Michael Knight 12828]

first votes in 

 

[immamac 42238]

Soon. 

[Rimbo 25539]

1 minute ago, The Dog said:

 

not good enough

[Gatorubet 29903]

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

First beer is cracked 

Bartender keeps giving me Patron shots as soon as the magic timer on the free drinks app lets him.   i’m down to only 10 drinks in the plan tonight. Pretty sure that won’t be enough.

[Michael Knight 12828]

[aggie08 20963]

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

First beer is cracked 

Not to brag, but I am somewhat of a day-drinking aficionado. I'm going to be a lot of fun until 9pm PDT, utterly useless afterwards.

[Rimbo 25539]

1 minute ago, The Dog said:

Gonna be a long-ass fucking night

fun fact: the meaning of that sentence changes to be applicable to trump if you move the hyphen one word over

[HornPhD 1354]

13 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

Holy shit--I caught up on this thread!

For now

[Js1 84916]

Harris doing like 6 points better in Sullivan County, Indiana than Biden 2020. 

2 points better than Biden in Whitley County, KY

1 point better in Kenton County, KY

3 points better in laurel County, KY

All still early, but good signs? 

[DDD Dad 14131]

Edited Tuesday at 11:13 PM by DDD Dad

[cactusflinthead 27586]

2 minutes ago, 1978horn said:

Jamo has been open since noon.  I may not make it to 9pm

This is why I am going with coffee right now. Alarm goes off at 4. Napping is impossible. The same nervous energy that hit me at 4:03 is still going.

[texasdago 7543]

14 minutes ago, troph said:

Shit it has to be 45th and Lamar ? We was just gonna roll up to the one in the galleria like the lake Travis marina rats we are.

Pshaw, "marina rats"

[Macanudo 12890]

I can only imagine how utterly fucked up I would get tonight if I was still drinking. 

[Chico_SA 515]

Stopped at The Center of The Universe on the way home.  Let's do this!

 

[Tonesky 889]

It has been eerily quiet in my very Trumpy office today.  🤘

[C-Man 26864]

Are we all heading to the Election Day thread once it opens? I need to know which thread to track while I'm at my kid's fucking soccer practice. 
 

Is that one supposed to be all business or is buffoonery allowed in there?

[jimmyjazz 45310]

I got to drop some Shakespeare on a moron I went to HS with who has all kinds of facts (economy, etc.) wrong.  I'm sure he has no idea what the quote means nor where it came from.  Felt good.

It is a tale

Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,

Signifying nothing.

Edited Tuesday at 11:14 PM by jimmyjazz

[Biff Tannen 45358]

1 minute ago, texasdago said:

Pshaw, "marina rats"

I was a marina rat in college. 

[Royalfan5 2343]

I took a walk to try to relax after voting and I think something very bad happened at a neighbors house as there was 5 LPD cruisers sitting out front. So that mitigated the walk a bit 

[Biff Tannen 45358]

Just now, C-Man said:

Is that one supposed to be all business or is buffoonery allowed in there?

Would it make a difference?

['stache 21715]

20 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I’ve spent a lifetime hating the city of Philadelphia ever since they cheered Michael Irvin’s injury. If they carry Pennsylvania, then between that and Jerry Jones being a shit stain, I’m going to give Philly a pass this year to abuse the Cowboy’s rotting carcass. 

I hate Jerry jones more than anyone in this world right now not named Trump so yeah, Philly is cool with me if they save us yet again.

[Fudge Nuggets 19085]

4 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

The dotard carried those eastern Kentucky redneck counties at about a 64% to 34% clip in 2020. 

[Hank Kingsley 20404]

STAY STRONG GEORGIA, FUCK THESE FASCISTS 

 

[Rimbo 25539]

3 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

[Fudge Nuggets 19085]

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Harris doing like 6 points better in Sullivan County, Indiana than Biden 2020. 

2 points better than Biden in Whitley County, KY

1 point better in Kenton County, KY

3 points better in laurel County, KY

All still early, but good signs? 

where you getting your county-by-county breakdowns?

 

[HornPhD 1354]

4 minutes ago, quigley said:

Pelosi needs a bad ass nickname.

Bad Ass Bitch?

[MissingInAction 24647]

13 minutes ago, HornPhD said:

I just got back from the gym. Almost time to start drinking.

Almost?

[Js1 84916]

Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

The dotard carried those eastern Kentucky redneck counties at about a 64% to 34% clip in 2020. 

She's doing 1-3 points better than Biden in the redneck counties that report early (so far).  My initial fear was Trump juicing up his margins somehow and it shows early, but if he loses 1-3 points in these counties, I will be fucking relieved.

But it is still early! 

[cactusflinthead 27586]

About time.

Finding me a good spot

[Hank_Hill 18120]

6 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Ballgame /Greenspoint 

[jimmyjazz 45310]

LMAO at Jake Tapper getting the vapors over early results in "key states" -- Indiana and Kentucky.

[troph 24320]

Kamala gonna roll … LET’S GO!!!!

[Longhorn_Fan68 33767]

in on page one of freedom

[BurntOrange&White 39079]

page 1?

['stache 21715]

Sweet! Do we know if we get to still be a country yet?

[mdmost 42610]

[Firemans4Horn 17669]

 

 

[Js1 84916]

Gonna just rapid fire random things:

Steuben County, IN - 50% in

Trump 4 points behind 2020 so far. 

Dubois County, IN - 63% in

Harris cut into this margin by 2 points