Surly Horns Official 🇺🇸 2024 Election Day 🇺🇸

[MissingInAction 25002]

10 minutes ago, immamac said:

We have more than triple the viewers. They will be behind us and night crew. Some of you just don't understand how big the site is. 

Are you saying we're famous?

Edited November 5 by MissingInAction

[F250 28760]

9 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Soon, motherfucker.

[Js1 85258]

Franklin County, KY is also doing quite well compared to 2020, but still early (40% in)

Lexington burb.

[ConferenceRoom 6141]

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

 

[bolverk 29644]

Just now, Pancho said:

Still too early, but Harris is winning Hamilton County, Indiana (nawf of Indianapolis) by 2 with 65% of the vote in.

Turnip won this by 7 last time

I was about to make this same comment. In Kentucky, there's also Franklin County, where she's winning right now but it went for Trump last time.

[TexasEd 8066]

3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I miss the dude, but yeah, he'd longcat the fuck out of these threads. 

I was at the BOR meeting the other day and some heavy hitters in the txGOP were there and they shared their concern with ....

300 words later

So take it for what it's worth.

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Tonight we find out just how stupid millions of American are.  Democracy 

[texas08 1599]

Which is the thread that’s gonna move “slow” with only official updates or whatever 

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

Ralston sucks imo. His context free comparisons against 2020 give us nothing

[cactusflinthead 27598]

 

[coachherman'sgrill 2091]

1 minute ago, F250 said:

Soon, motherfucker.

They all know what’s coming for them. As I’ve learned from all the lawyers here, the wheels of justice grind slowly but mutha fucker, they do grind

[TonyTexas 10504]

2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I think it’s crazy that the entirety of our wealth can be managed from our phones, and multimillion dollar deals can be closed using docusign, but to elect our leaders we have to stand in line for hours or use the fucking mail. Annoys the shit out of me.

If we could vote by phone, Putin or Xi Jinping might be elected president. 

[F250 28760]

Just now, MissingInAction said:

Are saying we're famous?

 In-famous it's when you're more than famous.

[SydneyCarton 48051]

Just now, texas08 said:

Which is the thread that’s gonna move “slow” with only official updates or whatever 

There isn’t one. This is fucking it. Strap the fuck in. 

[InkaUtexas 25852]

2 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Are you saying we're famous?

Well with the feds we are.

[Js1 85258]

1 minute ago, bolverk said:

I was about to make this same comment. In Kentucky, there's also Franklin County, where she's winning right now but it went for Trump last time.

Very likely these are early votes, but the nationwide trend has been early votes will be redder and E-Day will be bluer.  So will the margins increase?

Was Ann Selzer the true harbinger of the election??? 

[Goredho 17394]

8 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Does anyone else wish YGIFS was here? I think he’d be loving this shit

I am not generally a religious or spiritual person, but I choose to believe YGIFS has gone full Obi Wan and is doing his part from beyond the veil.

[coachherman'sgrill 2091]

Just now, F250 said:

 In-famous it's when you're more than famous.

 

[SydneyCarton 48051]

So now Russia is calling in bomb threats everywhere? Jesus.  

[Planet Houston 4930]

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

There isn’t one. This is fucking it. Strap the fuck in. 

[SydneyCarton 48051]

DONT LOCK IT AGAIN. 
 

or else I’d do nothing but stew. 

Edited November 5 by SydneyCarton

[DDD Dad 14323]

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

There isn’t one. This is fucking it. Strap the fuck in. 

[F250 28760]

What in tarnations is going on in here?

[Surly Bevo 24908]

[immamac 42832]

6 minutes ago, texas08 said:

Which is the thread that’s gonna move “slow” with only official updates or whatever 

I just got home, I'm setting everything up now. I had to juggle kids swim lessons and cooking the casserole 

[DDD Dad 14323]

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

DONT LOCK IT AGAIN. 

[mdmost 42997]

 

[Firemans4Horn 18034]

[MaxHorn 325]

Just poured a vodka gimlet that was almost all vodka. I'm out of bourbon and had to watch the kid all day and didn't want to take him into a liquor store, so I'm going to order booze on UberEats for the first time. Let's get this done.

[hobbes2702 13028]

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

So now Russia is calling in bomb threats everywhere? Jesus.  

Do wut

[Js1 85258]

Just now, immamac said:

I just got home, I'm setting everything up now. I had to juggle kids swim lessons and cooking the casserole 

hot dish

['stache 21789]

Damnit Putin leave surly alone!

[hobbes2702 13028]

Bourbon or margs? Tell me what to do fellas

[DDD Dad 14323]

Just now, immamac said:

I just got home, I'm setting everything up now. I had to juggle kids swim lessons and cooking the casserole 

Why do all of @mdmost's yarns not show up and make me click on a "I'm human" page?

And yes, I know that I touch myself.

[Francisco 2.0 32385]

Gonna step out for a bit and get some dinner with the kiddos.  Crossing fingers I come back to some more good news.

[cactusflinthead 27598]

 

[coachherman'sgrill 2091]

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

So now Russia is calling in bomb threats everywhere? Jesus.  

I don’t understand how people think this is ok and still support that fascist fuck. 
 

What does Russia have to lose with Fuckface losing?

[DDD Dad 14323]

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

Bourbon or margs? Tell me what to do fellas

Yes.

[Evil Bill Obrien 3255]

5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

So now Russia is calling in bomb threats everywhere? Jesus.  

Did they call one on to this thread too??

[NorthLoop 14180]

Nm

Edited November 5 by NorthLoop

[jimmyjazz 45877]

1 minute ago, DDD Dad said:

/csb my wife is the youngest of 6.  The next oldest sister looks like a prettier version of Bette Davis.  It's kinda distracting.

[coachherman'sgrill 2091]

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

Bourbon or margs? Tell me what to do fellas

Yes

[hornian 5210]

Who else has kids complaining about “news” being on TV tonight? Just me?

[cactusflinthead 27598]

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

Bourbon or margs? Tell me what to do fellas

Bourbon 

[Haphap 741]

 

[Texaus 377]

Thread that moves slowly with just updates?

[mdmost 42997]

Just now, DDD Dad said:

Why do all of @mdmost's yarns not show up and make me click on a "I'm human" page?

And yes, I know that I touch myself.

[SeattleHorn 117]

I'm sure this is a tiny county, but inject this into my fucking veins, via https://www.washingtonpost.com/elections/interactive/2024/11/05/compare-2020-2024-presidential-results/

[Yev Kassem 1031]

Lots of options tonight.  

[Js1 85258]