Surly Horns Official 🇺🇸 2024 Election Day 🇺🇸

[Gil Bang 25,815]

1 minute ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

I don’t understand how people think this is ok and still support that fascist fuck. 
 

What does Russia have to lose with Fuckface losing?

well, if he's the preferred candidate of Russia, maybe he's not great for the US? 

[Hank_Hill 18,127]

2 hours of work left. RIP in peace my patients.

[immamac 42,254]

1 minute ago, Texaus said:

Thread that moves slowly with just updates?

yeah only official state drops etc. similar to signing day. 

[jimmyjazz 45,312]

1 minute ago, hornian said:

Who else has kids complaining about “news” being on TV tonight? Just me?

Tell them to go paint your fence.  (And yes, I finally cleared my yard.)

[Derka 5,740]

2 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Bourbon or margs? Tell me what to do fellas

got this for tonight.

[kevwun 15,455]

Early vibes are good. 

[SydneyCarton 47,746]

3 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Do wut

They called several on GA and someone posted relocating an entire voting location due to evacuation to another church in Ohio. I assumed that is what was happening (bomb threat) there. 

[cactusflinthead 27,586]

15 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I miss the dude, but yeah, he'd longcat the fuck out of these threads. 

First thing I thought about and I missed it 

[Aqua Buddha 14,448]

From the WSJ:

Who Voted? A Younger, More Female Electorate

By

Aaron Zitner

Our first look at a big survey of people who voted in the presidential election finds that women and young adults made up larger shares of the voter poll than in 2020. If those findings hold up as the survey gets updated through the night, it would mark a meaningful shift in the electorate.

The voter pool was 54% female and 45% male, preliminary results from the AP VoteCast survey show. That is an increase of 1 point for women and a decrease of 2 points among men. Some 1% in the new survey were recorded as nonbinary or “other.’’ Young voters—those under age 30—account for 16% of the electorate in preliminary results, up from 13% in 2020, while those ages 30-44 rose by 2 points. We can’t yet say how these various groups voted; those results become available at about 8 p.m. ET.

[Celery Man 20,775]

1 minute ago, hornian said:

Who else has kids complaining about “news” being on TV tonight? Just me?

Kegstanding this little fuck until he passes out and then I’m doing anxious laundry and couch guitar

 

[dcbc 14,349]

Soon

[heso 2,747]

My wife had surgery today. This afternoon as she’s being moved up to her recovery room half delirious she leans over to me and goes “Did Obama win yet?”

[tx ind 6,948]

2 minutes ago, hornian said:

Who else has kids complaining about “news” being on TV tonight? Just me?

My 8 year old came home from school with a map to be colored in red and blue as stuff comes in; had to make a copy for the 11 year old so they're set

[coachherman'sgrill 1,886]

1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

well, if he's the preferred candidate of Russia, maybe he's not great for the US? 

Well yeah, but how come people can’t equate what Russia has done/did with their nominee? Just a little bit of critical thinking is all I’m asking for

[linux 1,537]

 

Public enemy #3 is freaking out

[Js1 84,916]

Just now, tx ind said:

My 8 year old came home from school with a map to be colored in red and blue as stuff comes in; had to make a copy for the 11 year old so they're set

I remember doing this for 2000 as a 6th grader

[Aqua Buddha 14,448]

Claire McAskil on MSNBC said she talked to Chuck Schumer and he said to "keep an eye on" the Texas senate race.

I can only get so erect.....

[Js1 84,916]

O THEY ARE SCAREDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Firemans4Horn 17,669]

Just now, linux said:

 

 

Public enemy #3 is freaking out

 

[flatdawgs 1,253]

18 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Yep.  Every single day.

Everybody at Chili’s tomorrow night better raise a toast to Lobo.

No damn Chili's here and I can't make it to Spoklahoma. I couldn't even find any frozen Chili's crap in 3 different grocery stores. But - I'll raise a toast to YGIFS from a local variant and pour out a bit in honor of all y'all who are blessed by the proximity of a Chili's. Solidarity! ✊️

[immamac 42,254]

Flagmoji - Chrome Web Store

because windows is stupid. if you want to see the thread title as intended on windows.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,043]

I really wish Georgia would hold the initial release until the locations that got extensions for the bomb threats close. It plays into Trumps narrative he wants

Edited Tuesday at 11:59 PM by MonkeyDoughnut

[Aqua Buddha 14,448]

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

I remember doing this for 2000 as a 6th grader

Me reading this post:

[Js1 84,916]

Michael Steele on MSNBC said he is hearing Harris will win NC 

[coachherman'sgrill 1,886]

1 minute ago, linux said:

 

 

Public enemy #3 is freaking out

Because he knows his ass will be turned out for some ramen and shoe polish. (I have no idea if that’s what bitches get turned out for)

[Js1 84,916]

Just now, Aqua Buddha said:

Me reading this post:

Bro I did that just for you geezers.

[texas08 1,597]

8 minutes ago, immamac said:

I just got home, I'm setting everything up now. I had to juggle kids swim lessons and cooking the casserole 

No time for this!!!

 

GET TO IT!!

 

(jk)

[Michael Knight 12,828]

1 minute ago, heso said:

My wife had surgery today. This afternoon as she’s being moved up to her recovery room half delirious she leans over to me and goes “Did Obama win yet?”

[Js1 84,916]

Next set of polls have closed

[G650 13,552]

Just now, Js1 said:

Michael Steele on MSNBC said he is hearing Harris will win NC 

[Kennythetiger 9,302]

3 minutes ago, heso said:

My wife had surgery today. This afternoon as she’s being moved up to her recovery room half delirious she leans over to me and goes “Did Obama win yet?”

Man, I wish. 

[cactusflinthead 27,586]

Here we go

[coachherman'sgrill 1,886]

Fucking Kentucky 

[Derka 5,740]

trump wins kentucky, kamala wins vermont.

[Michael Knight 12,828]

Kentucky called for Trump

Edited yesterday at 12:01 AM by Michael Knight

[Js1 84,916]

Just now, Derka said:

trump wins kentucky, kamala wins vermont.

[Jive Turkey 12,494]

Just FYI - if you have YouTube TV, they’re doing their multiview function that they use for college football. They have Fox News, CNN, MSNBC, and BBC. 

[cmontexas 3,234]

4 minutes ago, linux said:

 

 

Public enemy #3 is freaking out

This man will learn very soon how to make lipstick out of red M&Ms

[Celery Man 20,775]

Cows don’t even have dicks

[BamaATL 16,592]

Reminder, 3 counties that i think will report early in Georgia are Hall, Cherokee, Forsyth, if Trump can't meet or exceed 65% it bodes well.  

[coachherman'sgrill 1,886]

Man, if Flo-rida turned blue, that would be a good fuck you to wannabe Hitler

[Brian Fantana 6,646]

About to go play poker at the local VFW with all the boomer vets. They're having an election watch party. Should be entertaining.

[Js1 84,916]

1 minute ago, Jive Turkey said:

Just FYI - if you have YouTube TV, they’re doing their multiview function that they use for college football. They have Fox News, CNN, MSNBC, and BBC. 

Can you use a sheet of cardboard to cover up Fox News? lol

[Aqua Buddha 14,448]

Bernie Sanders is running for re-election and he's 83 years old....?

[henrygandorf 29,168]

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Michael Steele on MSNBC said he is hearing Harris will win NC 

i had to rewind it 3x to figure out what he was saying, jesus.

[TexasEd 8,054]

[Derka 5,740]

1 minute ago, Jive Turkey said:

Just FYI - if you have YouTube TV, they’re doing their multiview function that they use for college football. They have Fox News, CNN, MSNBC, and BBC. 

does it just show up on your home page? i’m not seeing it on mine.

[High Plains Drifter 10,960]

12 minutes ago, immamac said:

I just got home, I'm setting everything up now. I had to juggle kids swim lessons and cooking the casserole 

 

priorities dude. Focus. 

 

[coachherman'sgrill 1,886]

Oh, is anyone keeping up with the CFP rankings show?

[Valmy77 13,045]

Just now, coachherman'sgrill said:

Man, if Flo-rida turned blue, that would be a good fuck you to wannabe Hitler

Not looking great for that so far.