Surly Horns Official 🇺🇸 2024 Election Day 🇺🇸

[Js1 85,270]

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

It is crazy how far Florida is shifting to Trump. I guess they love treason. 

Look at what it did from 2020 Prez to 2022 Gov.

It's a reliable red state now.  End of story. 

(Until the massive migration out after no one can get insured)

[Gil Bang 25,907]

23 minutes ago, Js1 said:

O THEY ARE SCAREDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

"Hello.  Welcome to Swap Shop...Are you buying or selling?"

[quigley 1,558]

1 minute ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

What is he referring to?

Anywhere to find Senate results?

[Bevo Num1 1,011]

29 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Bourbon or margs? Tell me what to do fellas

The correct answer is weed.

[Tonesky 932]

28 minutes ago, hornian said:

Who else has kids complaining about “news” being on TV tonight? Just me?

Are you kidding, Rachel Maddow is practically my kids’ nanny. 

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1,584]

Just came in here to say Fuck Ted Cruz

['stache 21,794]

Just now, linux said:

Always happens rural counties count votes fast, it is irrelevant until the urban counties finish countiny.

That’s how I remember it, republicans have a small lead early, dem votes from urban areas catch up late.

[squib 1,120]

12 minutes ago, immamac said:

Hot dishhhhh

What's the point of saving democracy if you keel over before the inauguration? 

But looks delicious tho.

[hobbes2702 13,029]

9 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Exit polls also aren't reliable. 

Ask John Kerry.  And Biden's landslide in 2020 lol

I need you to tell me what to think at least once every 15 mins.

[UTGrad98 2,271]

Just like in the game threads if we don't score a touchdown on our first series....I'm out. I'll check back in a couple hours. Fuck this shit. People are as stupid as I thought they were

[Derka 6,145]

4 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Go to “Home” then scroll down to this:

boom.

 

Edited November 6 by Derka

[MissingInAction 25,005]

30 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Bourbon or margs? Tell me what to do fellas

I've got a pint of Jameson and a 12r of lone star.

[WBT 20,561]

6 minutes ago, Js1 said:

EXITS

ARE

NOT

RELIABLE

Exits aren't really exits anymore...so many people vote early that there's now a huge component that includes calling people and correcting the cross tabs just like every other poll.

[Bullneck 19,070]

6 minutes ago, Helobious said:

You had to be high on every drug in the world to think Harris was winning Georgia or NC. She can still win without them though

noted

[Js1 85,270]

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Y'all best be prepared for Trump to have the early lead tonight.

It's like no one remembered the red mirage in 2022.  

THIS IS NOT 2020

[cactusflinthead 27,598]

1 minute ago, quigley said:

What is he referring to?

Anywhere to find Senate results?

Uhh it was a joke. Supposed to be funny 

[Ojo Rojo 1,946]

8 minutes ago, troph said:

Saw that what’s our read on that??

My read on it is that more GA Trumptards identified as independents out of shame.

[Evil Bill Obrien 3,257]

9 minutes ago, ztejas said:

If things go poorly? 

50/50 mix of Boones Farm and Bleach

[Dbeasy 15,040]

These cnn exit poll questions are stupid and worthless. No conclusions can be drawn from these questions.  

[Tonesky 932]

12 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Where’s the baby backs? Or the world famous southwest egg rolls? Weak 

Tomorrow, Muledick. 

[Bullneck 19,070]

1 minute ago, Derka said:

boom.

 

2,x,x,4,3,x

1,x

[MissingInAction 25,005]

39 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Well with the feds we are.

Can confirm.

[Biff Tannen 45,663]

Just now, Evil Bill Obrien said:

50/50 mix of Boones Farm and Bleach

Ah, my mind eraser to end the night in college.

[Js1 85,270]

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Exits aren't really exits anymore...so many people vote early that there's now a huge component that includes calling people and correcting the cross tabs just like every other poll.

Yeah, I'm not sure why anyone would bother answering the phone to do an exit poll days or weeks after you voted. Like I'm done, leave me alone! 

[wood 11,225]

5 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

I love how CNN sent Kaitlan to Trumps HQ

Stone. Cold. Killer.

[Gap03 3,303]

7 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

Exit polls are about as reliable as a Quinn Ewers deep ball.

 

And CNN will say anything to increase eyeballs, so I don't trust them at all in this context.

[ztejas 43,411]

1 minute ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

50/50 mix of Boones Farm and Bleach

Just half a step below the dollar a glass chardonnay im drinking right now.

[BamaATL 16,593]

Dude on CNN just claimed pussy made him vote.  

[BearSchlong 8,083]

Just FYI - if you have YouTube TV, they’re doing their multiview function that they use for college football. They have Fox News, CNN, MSNBC, and BBC. 

[hobbes2702 13,029]

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

These cnn exit poll questions are stupid and worthless. No conclusions can be drawn from these questions.  

You shouldn’t be watching that trash ass network anyway 

[MissingInAction 25,005]

3 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

noted

This is how my boss responds when I email something stupid.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

Quakers better come through 

[coachherman'sgrill 2,093]

Just now, MissingInAction said:

This is how my boss responds when I email something stupid.

How many times does he or she type that

[BamaATL 16,593]

1 minute ago, hobbes2702 said:

You shouldn’t be watching that trash ass network anyway 

My wife likes John King on the Magic Wall, so yeah...

[Hermanator 7,032]

11 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Did you sing the "Eyes of Texas?"

For tonight, fuck Texas. 

* Unless Allred wins

** Also fantastic irony the guy who beats Republican ass in Texas is named "All Red"

[troph 24,781]

1 minute ago, hobbes2702 said:

You shouldn’t be watching that trash ass network anyway 

I’m still an OG magic wall John King fan 

[Michael Knight 12,976]

Bernie wins

[Hermanator 7,032]

11 minutes ago, GenXer said:

Lulz 3 percent 

[Js1 85,270]

Harris +6 on Biden's numbers in Fayette County, GA (SW of ATL)

74% in

[Biff Tannen 45,663]

2 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

You shouldn’t be watching that trash ass network anyway 

But I love the magic wall!

[ztejas 43,411]

2 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

This is how my boss responds when I email something stupid.

You have a job?

[BamaATL 16,593]

Rockdale County, GA Harris +6 against 2020 Metro Atlanta

[Covri 6,244]

For those that haven’t been to Chilli’s lately, the Nashville hot mozzarella sticks are what all the cool kids are into these days. You’ll also want to save room for the chocolate lava cake. In fact just get those two things and as many adult beverages as you can.

[Firemans4Horn 18,034]

 

[hobbes2702 13,029]

Just now, troph said:

I’m still an OG magic wall John King fan 

I get that. Wish he’d get a new job.

[Js1 85,270]

Harris doing (at present) 3-4 points better in the suburban counties around ATL

[Okie State 3,804]

8 minutes ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

Just came in here to say Fuck Ted Cruz

Hear, hear!

[Valmy77 13,225]

The treason swings in Georgia and Florida are concerning.

[hobbes2702 13,029]

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

But I love the magic wall!

Kornacki or however you spell it does just as well. 

[TexasEd 8,066]