Surly Horns Official 🇺🇸 2024 Election Day 🇺🇸

[LTbear 4,151]

Just now, David Dennison said:

What are you talking about? 

Get a grip.

Have you not met @Brisketexan before

[Biff Tannen 45,362]

My wife is in full on panic mode. Someone give me some hopium. 

[Gil Bang 25,815]

Just now, Huckleberry said:

Well I don't know about "officially," Bob.

Well, 0 percent has reported, so that seems official. 

[Hermanator 6,834]

3 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

Guess this is the payoff for Trump's free covid tests for putin. 

The only two people on the planet sweating this more than us are Putin and Zelenskyy. The outcome could mean life or death for them. 

Harris wins and Putin has no hope of ending Ukrainian support from the US. She could possibly even up the ante on him. 

The other way and Zelenskyy loses US funding and arms. Gives Putin the push he needs to overrun the country absent a major step up in aid from other NATO countries. 

The biggest mistake the Europeans made was disarming in the 80s to 2000s believing the stability and military power of the USA would be sufficient. We talked them into it and now 30 years later we're a stupid people who aren't capable of functioning properly and sitting on the most highly funded military on the planet. 

If I'm Germany and other countries like it I'm doing everything possible to ramp up nuclear arms production ASAP. At least have a dead man's switch threat to destroy the USA if it comes to it down the line under fascist rule. 

[Dahobbs 17,314]

Y'all panicking about absolutely nothing. 

[ztejas 42,963]

7 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

Florida has passed the right to abortion prop but rejected the legalize marijuana prop. Wow.

That is fucking CRAZY. 

Why do we even count that fucking state's electorals. 

[The Hot Dog Buffet 1,278]

I hope that if Kamala wins the white house, she can figure out a way to legalize weed and abortion in every state but Florida.

[Chuckie Finster 22,526]

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

My wife is in full on panic mode. Someone give me some hopium. 

MI/WI/PA is all she needs.

[gmr548 16,374]

NC Gov called for Stein with must 25% of the vote. Stein is running about 7 points in front of Harris so far.

[dieucla98 2,887]

GA down to -5. Getting there.....

[Gatorubet 29,914]

32 minutes ago, Gap03 said:

Bro, it's not the older women in bumblefuck GA that will leave Trump.  It's the ones in the exurbs that actually see any part of the real world.

I was explaining why some people would think it was concerning. I was not saying I agreed that it was a great problem.  

if it’s a deep red county full of old female evangelicals, it will not move the needle at all.  In fact, stealing your grand babies to make them trans will probably resonate with you.

I do not disagree with a thing you said. 

[Doc Sam Beckett 5,781]

8 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

[BamaATL 16,592]

The red mirage is going to begin to fade with Trump at about 2 million Georgia from the looks of it, then it starts to be nothing but margins in cities.  Clarke and Chatam barely reporting anything.  

[David Dennison 18,173]

Just now, LTbear said:

Have you not met @Brisketexan before

[Brisketexan 104,059]

What are you talking about? 
Get a grip.

Trump is outperforming his 2020 percentages in a more more places than we’d like to see.

[ztejas 42,963]

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

My wife is in full on panic mode. Someone give me some hopium. 

I don't know about hopium but I can maybe get you some xanax depending on where you live. 

[Gil Bang 25,815]

Just now, Hermanator said:

The only two people on the planet sweating this more than us are Putin and Zelenskyy. The outcome could mean life or death for them. 

Harris wins and Putin has no hope of ending Ukrainian support from the US. She could possibly even up the ante on him. 

The other way and Zelenskyy loses US funding and arms. Gives Putin the push he needs to overrun the country absent a major step up in aid from other NATO countries. 

The biggest mistake the Europeans made was disarming in the 80s to 2000s believing the stability and military power of the USA would be sufficient. We talked them into it and now 30 years later we're a stupid people who aren't capable of functioning properly and sitting on the most highly funded military on the planet. 

If I'm Germany and other countries like it I'm doing everything possible to ramp up nuclear arms production ASAP. At least have a dead man's switch threat to destroy the USA if it comes to it down the line under fascist rule. 

If dotard wins, maybe Biden says fuck it, and sends all kinds of shit to Ukraine in his last couple of months

[PenelopeWitherspoon 18,905]

I do not fucking understand why it takes so fucking long to count. 

[hayden_horn 11,348]

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Welp, still feel like I want to puke.
All the fucking optimism was - as expected - unwarranted.
We still don’t know shit about fuck, but what we know is not great.

it's like watching texas football

[David Dennison 18,173]

Just now, Brisketexan said:

Trump is outperforming his 2020 percentages in a more more places than we’d like to see.

Until he wins one of the states he has to win, it don't make a shit.

[TexasHooch 5,113]

Alright folks, keep up the good fight.  I'm gonna call it for the evening.  This isn't doing me any good.

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,365]

2 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

MI/WI/PA is all she needs.

This is the entire race, ignore everything else.

['stache 21,717]

So its down to cities and college towns, and cities are gonna take forever to count. That's fucking great, ugh.

[Mole 4,318]

It seems like reporting percentages as the main number, rather than total votes, so early in the count presents an inaccurate and unhealthy perspective of what’s going on. This is amplified with these little rural counties.

[Hefeweizen 5,295]

22 minutes ago, Covri said:

Forgot all about him doing that, why is it shitty? Not going to go look.

Oh it’s like Junior high RTF club.  Taking over each other, missed prompts, and dead air everywhere.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,768]

Q: when they say that 53% of precincts reporting, does that mean raw number? In other words, 53/100 total precincts have sent their results? It's devoid of information about how many voters each precinct represents, right?

[Valmy77 13,048]

4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Welp, still feel like I want to puke.
All the fucking optimism was - as expected - unwarranted.
We still don’t know shit about fuck, but what we know is not great.

Unwarranted? Yes. But we needed the hopium.

Now for the cold water of reality.

[Brisketexan 104,059]

it's like watching texas football

Way to remind me I hate most every aspect of my existence now. Asshole.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 18,905]

I need some good news, then I can open the wine.  

[Hermanator 6,834]

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

My wife is in full on panic mode. Someone give me some hopium. 

4 years ago at this time I was feeling really depressed. Looked like Trump would run with it. Then the big cities in swing states caught up and he got run out of the race. 

The same processes and procedures are in play here as 4 years ago. Tell her to watch the margins in swing states. If she's outpacing Biden in enough urban counties she's winning.

[hobbes2702 12,674]

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

That is fucking CRAZY. 

Why do we even count that fucking state's electorals. 

We live in Texas. 

[Darth Tron 1,118]

 

Not sure about that Virginia call.

[Fudge Nuggets 19,085]

One of the key PA counties to look for trends from an article posted a couple of weeks ago is Lackawanna.  With 40% reporting, it shows a D+17 shift from 2020.

[DDD Dad 14,131]

Negroni #2 

[speed817 18,998]

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

My wife is in full on panic mode. Someone give me some hopium. 

Tell her....

[Js1 84,916]

 

 

[Aqua Buddha 14,450]

She is SIGNIFICANTLY outperforming Biden in PA.

[Bullneck 18,889]

Alsobrooks wins MD per Michael Steele, BUT

MSNBC isn't so bold.

Edited yesterday at 02:00 AM by Bullneck

[David Dennison 18,173]

1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I do not fucking understand why it takes so fucking long to count. 

Our electoral system is backward.

It is in dire need of reform which one party is completely opposed to because it would hurt them politically.

 

[BamaATL 16,592]

1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Q: when they say that 53% of precincts reporting, does that mean raw number? In other words, 53/100 total precincts have sent their results? It's devoid of information about how many voters each precinct represents, right?

depends on each area by state, which only serves to make it more confusing.  

[coachherman'sgrill 1,886]

3 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

The red mirage is going to begin to fade with Trump at about 2 million Georgia from the looks of it, then it starts to be nothing but margins in cities.  Clarke and Chatam barely reporting anything.  

I hope you’re right

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,353]

Harris wins Virginia 

[Pancho 43,923]

1 minute ago, Darth Tron said:

 

Not sure about that Virginia call.

 

The votes left to be counted will be nearly all Dem

[hookemATL 11,549]

Vibes vibes vibes. As the weed and bourbon take hold, I can only control the vibes. 

[The Dog 43,624]

2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Q: when they say that 53% of precincts reporting, does that mean raw number? In other words, 53/100 total precincts have sent their results? It's devoid of information about how many voters each precinct represents, right?

Yes it is a raw number.

[kevwun 15,455]

1 minute ago, Aqua Buddha said:

She is SIGNIFICANTLY outperforming Biden in PA.

Yeah, PA is looking very good.

[Js1 84,916]

I'm quite confident in PA and MI so far.

Wisky is a wildcard.  Will we see Selzer proven right in IA? 

NV and AZ..... gonna be waiting a while. 

[tx ind 6,949]

John King just walked me off the ledge a bit; tons of D votes still out in the close states

[coachherman'sgrill 1,886]

Blackburn has 6 more years of fuck all

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,768]

1 minute ago, BamaATL said:

depends on each area by state, which only serves to make it more confusing.  

 

Just now, The Dog said:

Yes it is a raw number.

which is correct?