Surly Horns Official 🇺🇸 2024 Election Day 🇺🇸

[tx 3 putt 76863]

1 minute ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Look, I'm not @TexArcher, @Biff Tannen, or @Brisketexan level scared pussy, but I'm getting there

 

add me in, it’s done 

[aggie08 21481]

Just now, B00M said:

Yeah, right after Trump declares victory 

Couldn't give the slightest of fucks. They're not going to stop counting.

[Radical Larry 28539]

Think I’ll take a second gummy. Just as a precaution. 

[troph 24781]

3 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Decision Desk, and Charlotte has barely reported at all, it's a goof of some sort.  

Yeah I’m puzzled.

[aggie08 21481]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

 

add me in, it’s done 

Again, based on what?

[TexArcher 37761]

3 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Look, I'm not @TexArcher, @Biff Tannen, or @Brisketexan level scared pussy, but I'm getting there

All I ever said was that those of y'all expecting a blowout were crazy and I was concerned, as were pretty much all of the Democrat strategists.  The only place I ever heard overwhelming confidence was here.

And, perhaps ironically, I'm the one now saying this doesn't seem over at all yet...?

Give her CA and the majority of the battlegrounds...

Edited November 6 by TexArcher

[David Dennison 18843]

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Seems like made for TV election coverage IMO.

It's like people don't understand for-profit television.

[WBT 20561]

Just now, Da Fino said:

NBC is now blaming her for not distancing from Biden. 

The quote about not doing anything different than Biden was a huge gaffe

[BlackCat 426]

Just now, B00M said:

Yeah, right after Trump declares victory 

Yep. This is a knife fight. Urban votes take the longest to count. We might need to rethink posting texags screenshots. 

[B00M 6413]

Just now, aggie08 said:

Again, based on what?

Big feels 

[Biff Tannen 45661]

The collective anxiety in my 98% blue neighborhood is palpable.

[Bullneck 19070]

Imagine voting for Rick Scott and Ted Cruz

[David Dennison 18843]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

add me in, it’s done 

[HOOKEM4 5036]

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

Think I’ll take a second gummy. Just as a precaution. 

Right there with you. 50 mg down the hatch!

[OU Sucks 8797]

Trump needs to break out the pimp cane.

[ztejas 43411]

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Biden saved more pensions than trump ever did by a factor of 50,000

I don't think you get the joke. Or you're taking it way too seriously. 

[linux 1660]

Edibles give you paranoia just drink like normal men

[TexArcher 37761]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

The quote about not doing anything different than Biden was a huge gaffe

It really was.  He's sitting there on 39% approval and you can't think of one thing you'd do differently?

I get loyalty, but god dammit...

[atomheartbevo 89621]

4 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

It's so surreal that we're here. Can't really explain it, but this doesn't feel like real life. 

Could just be the weed though. 

She’s still gonna win but we need to ditch the EC once and for all and make candidates campaign nation-wide.

[Gatorubet 30184]

5 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Okay, not meaning to rain on anyone's parade, but I know lots of very nice Trump voters.  They are misinformed, and wrongheaded, but I'd still trust them when it came down to "humanity" or helping their fellow man.

EOM

All of the Southern racists brought food to sick neighbors, taught Sunday school, consoled friends.  They were the same families who supported  hanging blacks and who threw rocks at school buses of little black kids.  

What you see in those people is them treating their fellow man well - so long as they look, worship and think exactly like them.   Your friends are likely all in on deporting the Haitians from Springfield… but they’ll bring a poundcake by to the neighbor who just lost their dog. 

[Firemans4Horn 18034]

[boilerhorn 1371]

Just now, Bullneck said:

Imagine voting for Rick Scott and Ted Cruz

Voting for both is unethical and voter fraud 😊

[Enchubben 5510]

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

add me in, it’s done 

Look hate me and all that, but as a republican and non-Harris supporter, I haven’t seen anything to make me feel confident. Probably a large amount of votes from heavy urban areas will swing the needle in states like GA NC and VA from what they show currently 

[Pancho 44688]

 

[Hookah Horns 3083]

My gf just told me her friend's bf, a guy I already didn't like, voted for Trump because "he heard Harris supports Ukraine and he doesn't want more people to die."

I hate so many people I know right now. 

[MissingInAction 25004]

8 minutes ago, troph said:

Who the fuck called NC for Trump? 

Shitass looking for attention.

[LonghornSean 3989]

Maybe we need a trumpkin to come in to this thread and start talking shit. It happened in 2020, I feel like at a similar point in the night, then things started to turn around.

Doesn’t feel great right now, but a ways to go.

[RDCanecutter 26377]

Just now, linux said:

Edibles give you paranoia just drink like normal men

I mean seriously, harden the fuck up, Surly.

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2652]

i'm about to drink a bottle of benadryl and have feaky dreams till morning 

[Bodhi 1123]

WI, MI, PA, NV coming through. It’s like a game day thread where Texas is losing by 3 in the 2nd quarter around here tonight 

[Michael Knight 12976]

How can you vote for Rick Scott Donald Trump and then also vote for abortion rights?

[Pancho 44688]

Jesus NYT needle leaning turnip in all blue wall states

[atomheartbevo 89621]

1 minute ago, boilerhorn said:

Voting for both is unethical and voter fraud 😊

Yes, but Soros pays well.

[Biff Tannen 45661]

2 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

Look hate me and all that, but as a republican and non-Harris supporter, I haven’t seen anything to make me feel confident. Probably a large amount of votes from heavy urban areas will swing the needle in states like GA NC and VA from what they show currently 

Not falling for this banana in the tailpipe.

[Mo Horn 8817]

1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

How can you vote for Rick Scott Donald Trump and then also vote for abortion rights?

The American electorate are idiots. 

[Prepuce of Doom 21052]

I wish that kid would hurry up and go to bed so I can burn one... 

[tx 3 putt 76863]

1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

How can you vote for Rick Scott Donald Trump and then also vote for abortion rights?

60% threshold is tough to beat 

[chainsaw 9854]

1 minute ago, Hookah Horns said:

My gf just told me her friend's bf, a guy I already didn't like, voted for Trump because "he heard Harris supports Ukraine and he doesn't want more people to die."

I hate so many people I know right now. 

This shit is on Musk and Zucc for creating algorithms that forcefeed idiotic content to susceptible rubes. It's not just for Boomers anymore

[HOOKEM4 5036]

3 minutes ago, linux said:

Edibles give you paranoia just drink like normal men

[Brisketexan 105050]

WI, MI, PA, NV coming through. It’s like a game day thread where Texas is losing by 3 in the 2nd quarter around here tonight 

We aren’t getting WI. This is the problem. It may be the whole problem.

[troph 24781]

Trump lead cut from 240k to 200k in Georgia 20% left to go.

[TwiceHorn 31435]

5 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Again, based on what?

Fucking hysteria, or a week-old xitter post.

[immamac 42834]

These numbers are fucking garbage and the way these people are calling things is insane. 

[Dr. Teeth 5843]

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

 

That reads like that scene in Dead Poet’s Society where Neil’s brains are on the floor and his mom is screaming “it’s okay”. 

[WBT 20561]

2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

How can you vote for Rick Scott Donald Trump and then also vote for abortion rights?

you're not a single issue voter?

[HornPhD 1368]

1 minute ago, Hookah Horns said:

My gf just told me her friend's bf, a guy I already didn't like, voted for Trump because "he heard Harris supports Ukraine and he doesn't want more people to die."

I hate so many people I know right now. 

The Reagan attack on public education has exponentially changed this country. 

[atomheartbevo 89621]

1 hour ago, Woland said:

I guess my ridiculous dream of going to bed early with a happy buzz is not going to happen.

Depends on when you go to bed.

[Rudiger 1160]

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

Jesus NYT needle leaning turnip in all blue wall states

Anyone remember how the NYT needle favored Clinton in 2016?

[Biff Tannen 45661]

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

Jesus NYT needle leaning turnip in all blue wall states

Why don't you take a few hours off?

[DixonHur 11292]

14 minutes ago, troph said:

1.5 million votes still outstanding in Georgia. Give or take.

According to CNN she needs to win the remaining Georgia votes by 18 points to win.  

Certainly possible, but it's going to be a challenge