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[Bodhi 1,108]

7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

We aren’t getting WI. This is the problem. It may be the whole problem.

Perhaps my math is off but if she gets PA, MI, and NV and loses AZ, GA, NC that’s still 275 I believe 

[LonghornJudas 1,089]

Did Acosta just say there's a problem because some people don't know how to sign their name? WTF is happening?

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,048]

I don't see how anything is decided before the weekend.

[dieucla98 2,887]

1 minute ago, sushihorn said:

Black voters underperformed in EV and didn’t show up in required numbers today. Also, look at Tarrant, Collin and Denton Counties. It looks like college whites shifted to the right this cycle. You can see a similar pattern in Hillsborough and Duval Co, FL. 

So Texas and Fla remain Republican shit holes that attract Republicans from other states. I'm ok with that at the moment.

[Brisketexan 104,067]

Good lord, this thread is a tire fire.

Thread. Country. This is what we’ve been saying, dude.

[miguelito 11,147]

[South Austin 51,887]

1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Anyone posting stupid shit is getting a neg.

 Chili’s is awful.

[Firemans4Horn 17,669]

Per Reddit:

New York battlegrounds for the House Race:

We are looking on track for two R->D flips in New York, in NY-04 and NY-19.

Meanwhile, NY-18 is looking like a comfortable D hold, and NY-03 is looking like a tighter D hold.

NY-17 is tracking to be a tight R hold, and NY-01 has no results yet.

[Constant 6,659]

5 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Wat?

I don’t know. Im sweating 

[Pancho 43,929]

1 minute ago, LonghornJudas said:

Did Acosta just say there's a problem because some people don't know how to sign their name? WTF is happening?

 

No, in Nevada, their signatures aren’t “matching” because young people don’t write anymore—they text/type

[Doc Sam Beckett 5,781]

4 minutes ago, dieucla98 said:

Bet your driver we win WI.

 

3 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

Come on Putt, you won't do it

[chainsaw 9,767]

Just now, South Austin said:

 Chili’s is awful.

[ChiTownDoc 20,986]

Economics needs to be taught in grade school.  Also we should finally eradicate lead paint.  

[WBT 20,334]

1 minute ago, Bodhi said:

Perhaps my math is off but if she gets PA, MI, and NV and loses AZ, GA, NC that’s still 275 I believe 

266

[hayden_horn 11,348]

2 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

You cannot deny the sheer comedy of Nevada trying to cure votes because "young people don't know how to sign their name".

This was just on CNN.  Not kidding.  We're in the dumbest timeline.

i was trying to figure that out, then i realized that i haven't signed my actual signature on anything since my mortgage or my passport and i'm an older middle ager.

[RabidM 2,635]

What percentage of the remaining GA outstanding votes are from Democratic strongholds?  She needs a big margin victory on the remaining votes. 

[Firemans4Horn 17,669]

Just now, Brisketexan said:

Thread. Country. This is what we’ve been saying, dude.

Thread. Country. Your posting. 

[aggie08 21,004]

1 minute ago, Bodhi said:

Perhaps my math is off but if she gets PA, MI, and NV and loses AZ, GA, NC that’s still 275 I believe 

Your math is off. If she loses WI, she needs AZ's 11 votes to offset WI's 10.

[David Dennison 18,206]

Just now, Pancho said:

No, in Nevada, their signatures aren’t “matching” because young people don’t write anymore—they text/type

Again. 

Backward.

The entire system needs to be reformed and modernized.

[South Austin 51,887]

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Guy on CNN saying a bunch of mail in ballots in NV are being flagged because the youths can't sign their names closely enough to their signatures on file.

What person under 25 can legibly sign their name? 

[Radical Larry 28,493]

Just now, Pancho said:

 

No, in Nevada, their signatures aren’t “matching” because young people don’t write anymore—they text/type

I have three between the ages of 17 and 23. It’s true. 

[Firemans4Horn 17,669]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Per Reddit:

New York battlegrounds for the House Race:

We are looking on track for two R->D flips in New York, in NY-04 and NY-19.

Meanwhile, NY-18 is looking like a comfortable D hold, and NY-03 is looking like a tighter D hold.

NY-17 is tracking to be a tight R hold, and NY-01 has no results yet.

NY-22 is tracking to be a third R->D flip in New York as well.

[ztejas 42,963]

6 minutes ago, WBT said:

Silver's election night tool.  It's supposed to start with his pre-election model and update every time a state is called based on how the called states correlate with the battleground states and based on how quickly the states are called after polls closed, with that as a proxy for margin of victory.  I'm not sure whether to put any credence in it or not.

Silver is a fucking hack.

[dieucla98 2,887]

Just now, Doc Sam Beckett said:

 

Come on Putt, you won't do it

To be honest, I'm mildly worried about my memory of @tx 3 putt driver vs my own...

[Bullneck 18,890]

4 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Anyone posting stupid shit is getting a neg.

Hay, gurl . . .

[Bodhi 1,108]

Just now, aggie08 said:

Your math is off. If she loses WI, she needs AZ's 11 votes to offset WI's 10.

Math is hard

[Pancho 43,929]

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Again. 

Backward.

The entire system needs to be reformed and modernized.

Don’t tell me, tell them

 

Also signature match is a thing Republicans do to suppress/throw out votes 

[Gil Bang 25,815]

2 minutes ago, LonghornJudas said:

Did Acosta just say there's a problem because some people don't know how to sign their name? WTF is happening?

 

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

 

No, in Nevada, their signatures aren’t “matching” because young people don’t write anymore—they text/type

The sig thing:  these kids signed a computer screen when they got their Drivers license when they were 16.  Now they are older and signing paper with a pen.  It's all curable. 

[linux 1,543]

Guys they have 5 days to cure their ballots you can bet your ass everyone will know who needs to cure their ballots, there will be the largest statewide manhunt for the 19000 still to cure.

[1978horn 879]

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

Guy on CNN saying a bunch of mail in ballots in NV are being flagged because the youths can't sign their names closely enough to their signatures on file.

I would have thought this was insane before this morning.  Took my daughter to get her learners permit this morning and she had to sign her name....just fucking wrote her name down like she was putting it in the "print" section of a document.  I asked her WTF she was doing.  I have failed

[hayden_horn 11,348]

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

 Chili’s is awful.

i've been meaning to chime in on this - wife and i went to chilis last weekend as a nostalgia thing. got the skillet queso, chips and salsa, blah blah, and jesus christ the skillet queso was basically soup with meat waved over it, and the rest was extremely mid. like more mid than usual chilis mid. i guess i'm saying it was bad. it was awful.

i agree with you sir. 

but that salsa still fucking slaps

[South Austin 51,887]

Is Wisconsin pulling a Brett Favre? The fuck?

[MissingInAction 24,669]

Finally properly shit housed for this bullshit.

Dog is fed and emptied, Jameson on tap, frozen burritos ready to go.

Let's fucking go!

Edited yesterday at 03:03 AM by MissingInAction

[Macanudo 12,893]

2 minutes ago, RabidM said:

What percentage of the remaining GA outstanding votes are from Democratic strongholds?  She needs a big margin victory on the remaining votes. 

I don't think she will.   Kornacki just went through GA and it looks really, really tight.

[tx 3 putt 75,811]

10pm our time will be pretty damn interesting 

[BamaATL 16,592]

2 minutes ago, RabidM said:

What percentage of the remaining GA outstanding votes are from Democratic strongholds?  She needs a big margin victory on the remaining votes. 

Well the big one is Gwinnett approximately 400kish is the estimate and we should pick up 60% of that

[Biff Tannen 45,366]

4 minutes ago, South Austin said:

 Chili’s is awful.

Speaking of, I'm still going tomorrow, regardless.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 18,932]

Ok, I am going to bed.  You guys have exhausted me with your negativity. 

[Gil Bang 25,815]

Fuck MSNBC.  "We have a projection (pause) in NEVADA (pause) It's too close to call

 

 

Motherfuckers, that's not a projection 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,354]

So no red strongholds in swing states got bomb threats from Russia?  Fancy that.  This is a fucking war.  Fuck Putin and Trump

[aggie08 21,004]

1 minute ago, linux said:

Guys they have 5 days to cure their ballots you can bet your ass everyone will know who needs to cure their ballots, there will be the largest statewide manhunt for the 19000 still to cure.

There's not many scenarios where Nevada is going to matter one way or the other.

[Clintonaldo 2,562]

What the fuck am I going to do with 32 ordered of skillet queso?

[Blotto 23,337]

9 minutes ago, WBT said:

Silver's election night tool.  It's supposed to start with his pre-election model and update every time a state is called based on how the called states correlate with the battleground states and based on how quickly the states are called after polls closed, with that as a proxy for margin of victory.  I'm not sure whether to put any credence in it or not.

yeah that seems like a recipe for being wildly off, but wtf do I know

[Biff Tannen 45,366]

4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

No, in Nevada, their signatures aren’t “matching” because young people don’t write anymore—they text/type

100% this.  Perhaps we should re-think our voting system?

[BamaATL 16,592]

Dekalb County also with about 100kish Dem votes not tracking yet.  

[troph 24,363]

9 minutes ago, The Dog said:

That explains the call.

No one else has called it

[linux 1,543]

Just now, aggie08 said:

There's not many scenarios where Nevada is going to matter one way or the other.

Its fine then don't worry about Nevada signatures then

[hobbes2702 12,678]

1 minute ago, BamaATL said:

Well the big one is Gwinnett approximately 400kish is the estimate and we should pick up 60% of that

How much does she need?

[Mitch Cumsteen 18,484]

They stopped teaching cursive so kids don’t have a signature. If this causes Harris to lose the election it would be hilarious if it weren’t so tragic. 

[1978horn 879]

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

How much does she need?

cnn saying that she is 200k down