Surly Horns Official 🇺🇸 2024 Election Day 🇺🇸

[royiv 9072]

1 hour ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

This is my therapy. I have been in this community a long time. But let's be very, very clear. The board has been very tolerant of attacks on the female posters here, and that shit needs to stop. Do better. 

He would lose half or more of the traffic on this board if he didn’t tolerate the misogyny.

[immamac 42255]

35 minutes ago, Underdog said:

You're being emotional.  GFL, you think I was serious? 

No I don't. Which is why I told you why it's off limits  

[ut1978 23]

13 hours ago, futureman said:

that's a lot of people!

And fuck their mothers too!

[Kennythetiger 9302]

41 minutes ago, Chopper said:

(I just canceled my wife's nyt sub which she has for the cooking but fuck that noise, she'll have to deal.) 

Why couldn’t she make that decision for herself?  

[ut1978 23]

13 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

She’s a victim.  A white privileged woman who flies first class to Europe multiple times a year.  Eats in the finest restaurants.  Does better than most of the men that post on this site.  

In that case...honey, are you single??

[Aqua Buddha 14449]

16 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

 

 

 

 

One very slight silver lining.  I greatly look forward to the endless posts on the upcoming  "I Can't Believe the Cougars Ate My Face"  thread.   It will be spectacular to read all the Trump voters pleading for sympathy and  Go Fund Me appeals as they deal with the fall out.   I will give absolutely no shits and may even have a few giggles.   ***(The fallout for the non Trump voting innocents will of course be tragic but that is gonna happen regardless at this point unfortunately)

On the Dearborn Caucus, I can't wait for them to ask for free legal work like that did last time and Jewish attorney be like, "Um, no."

[Gandalfish 316]

14 hours ago, Spankytoes said:

Yup, and proud of it. Your family is not my problem. Stop being poor. You live in America and probably can have your college fully paid for in scholarship. Your bad life choices shouldn’t affect my life. You already get welfare from my tax money against my will.

Im an asshole. Don’t care

I'm sorry about your small dick.

[chainsaw 9765]

Who sounded the alarms? The data was not projecting an enthusiasm gap in this direction or of this magnitude. I can believe the results (this is what I feared would happen to Biden or a post-Honeymoon Harris) but what I am having a hard time believing is that this was a complete shock to the insiders. These kinds of things don't just happen without a bunch of leading indicators in agreement. It's really not that different from hurricane forecasts. I've never seen anything this far outside the cone.

[Evil Bill Obrien 3087]

35 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

 

 

 

 

One very slight silver lining.  I greatly look forward to the endless posts on the upcoming  "I Can't Believe the Cougars Ate My Face"  thread.   It will be spectacular to read all the Trump voters pleading for sympathy and  Go Fund Me appeals as they deal with the fall out.   I will give absolutely no shits and may even have a few giggles.   ***(The fallout for the non Trump voting innocents will of course be tragic but that is gonna happen regardless at this point unfortunately)

Will be waiting and ready for the first Trump policy to negatively effect a couple friends who are currently celebrating and saying "Joe Rogan and Elon should get Presidential Medals of Freedom next year" and will be there to tell them that this is what they voted for, and they better pull up them boot straps and deal with it...

Also have another friend who this election may have slightly broken, has a brother-in-law who is big MAGA and also happens to be an anchor baby to undocumented parents and he is counting down till January 20th to report them all to be included in the first roundup...

[Pancho 43921]

The map for the future doesn’t look too bright for Dems either. 

The 2030 apportionment map shows R states picking up 12 electoral votes and D states losing 13

[satyanash 14159]

7 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Who sounded the alarms? The data was not projecting an enthusiasm gap in this direction or of this magnitude. I can believe the results (this is what I feared would happen to Biden or a post-Honeymoon Harris) but what I am having a hard time believing is that this was a complete shock to the insiders. These kinds of things don't just happen without a bunch of leading indicators in agreement. It's really not that different from hurricane forecasts. I've never seen anything this far outside the cone.

The Tories getting squashed down to 24%, LDP losing their majority in Japan, Modi and BJP getting reduced to coalition partners in India, ANC losing their majority for the first time since the end of apartheid in South Africa, the Botswana Democratic Party being sent to the shadow realm after 60 years of supermajority government, etc., were all signs that things were not going to be good for incumbent parties. Anti-incumbency is as strong across the world as I've ever seen it.

[David Dennison 18167]

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

The map for the future doesn’t look too bright for Dems either. 

The 2030 apportionment map shows R states picking up 12 electoral votes and D states losing 13

Democrats need to start repairing the severed relationship with the American working class in a hurry. Like, yesterday.

Edited 9 hours ago by David Dennison

[chainsaw 9765]

Just now, satyanash said:

The Tories getting squashed down to 24%, LDP losing their majority in Japan, Modi and BJP getting reduced to coalition partners in India, ANC losing their majority for the first time since the end of apartheid in South Africa, the Botswana Democratic Party being sent to the shadow realm after 60 years of supermajority government, etc., were all signs that things were not going to be good for incumbent parties. Anti-incumbency is as strong across the world as I've ever seen it.

I'm not sure that theory explains it. In all of those races there were probably alarm bells that clued people into the eventual results.

Just now, David Dennison said:

Democrats need to start repairing the severed relationship with the American working class in a hurry. Like, yesterday.

Nobody understands the working class like Dick Cheney

[Hookah Horns 3037]

I think very few people realize how shitty things are going to get. Probably not even myself. The R's will nuke the filibuster and will then have carte blanche to turn their evil and backwards Project 2025 bullshit into law. But that will be just the beginning of the dismantling of this country. 

I don't think it's possible to overreact to the results of this election. It's truly apocalyptic. 

Edited 9 hours ago by Hookah Horns

[Macklemore 2860]

@Hank_Hill remember how happy you were in the Guilty Guilty Guilty thread when Trump was convicted - all your photos of the scotch you were drinking and the cigars you were smoking. This is what I’m drinking:

It’s so fucking smooth and pairs deliciously with your tears. 

You know what the best thing is all of the people you despise and think are the worst people in the world: President Trump, Elon Musk, MTG, Boebert, Stephen Miller, Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, etc, and YOURS TRULY are laughing at you and your ilk and taking great joy at Comrade Kamala’s humiliating loss. The demoralization and helplessness that is being expressed by CR cabal, Reddit and Democrat Twitter is better than I could have ever imagined. There will be no “Resistance” this time. @wildcat09 I have kept the receipts. I told you I’d be back here in this cesspool win or lose. 

@PenelopeWitherspoon enjoy the UK, be forewarned that the hard right there has been inspired by Trump’s victory and will be seeking vengeance for having guys like Tommy Robinson and others who have been jailed for social media postings after the murder of 3 English girls this past summer. Keir Starmer and Labour have blown it and my friends at Reform and the Britain First Party are ready to pounce.

True Believers in Trump have been vindicated. Mass deportations of illegals will happen, the Deep State will be gutted and Elon will be the one with the scalpel. 

[Ragde 240]

Just now, David Dennison said:

Democrats need to start repairing the severed relationship with the American working class in a hurry. Like, yesterday.

If the couple of threads fighting for top billing today tell me anything its that they either can't or don't want to. The good part is the other side is the same way. Neither wants to be better for the other. They want to be right.

[Frank Drebin 5482]

 

[David Dennison 18167]

1 minute ago, Spankytoes said:

And has her own travel thread dedicated to celebrating this, but shhh…she’s rolling. Trump is the bad one here. He’s the rapist and misogynist because Penelope says he is. Never mind that h has never been convicted of either. She wants to live in England, where everything is perfect.

You gonna cry for me Penelope? Give us a little sniffle? Fuck…You. This is Trump’s America now sweetheart. Either change your gender like a good girl or go make me a sandwich.

Maybe I should be more sympathetic. I mean, something happened in America that you don’t like as a white woman. 
Nah I’m good MAGA beeyatch,,,

Are we still grabbing a beer?

No, it isn't. He's just the president elect. He'll be replaced soon enough.

[wildcat09 28955]

2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

@Hank_Hill remember how happy you were in the Guilty Guilty Guilty thread when Trump was convicted - all your photos of the scotch you were drinking and the cigars you were smoking. This is what I’m drinking:

It’s so fucking smooth and pairs deliciously with your tears. 

You know what the best thing is all of the people you despise and think are the worst people in the world: President Trump, Elon Musk, MTG, Boebert, Stephen Miller, Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, etc, and YOURS TRULY are laughing at you and your ilk and taking great joy at Comrade Kamala’s humiliating loss. The demoralization and helplessness that is being expressed by CR cabal, Reddit and Democrat Twitter is better than I could have ever imagined. There will be no “Resistance” this time. @wildcat09 I have kept the receipts. I told you I’d be back here in this cesspool win or lose. 

@PenelopeWitherspoon enjoy the UK, be forewarned that the hard right there has been inspired by Trump’s victory and will be seeking vengeance for having guys like Tommy Robinson and others who have been jailed for social media postings after the murder of 3 English girls this past summer. Keir Starmer and Labour have blown it and my friends at Reform and the Britain First Party are ready to pounce.

True Believers in Trump have been vindicated. Mass deportations of illegals will happen, the Deep State will be gutted and Elon will be the one with the scalpel. 

*promises to be here on election night*

*shows up the day to dunk*

Well done. 

[Macklemore 2860]

Just now, wildcat09 said:

*promises to be here on election night*

*shows up the day to dunk*

Well done. 

I had to be sure Trump won and I wasn’t going to drink my scotch before noon. 

[Hank_Hill 18128]

4 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

@Hank_Hill remember how happy you were in the Guilty Guilty Guilty thread when Trump was convicted - all your photos of the scotch you were drinking and the cigars you were smoking. This is what I’m drinking:

It’s so fucking smooth and pairs deliciously with your tears. 

You know what the best thing is all of the people you despise and think are the worst people in the world: President Trump, Elon Musk, MTG, Boebert, Stephen Miller, Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, etc, and YOURS TRULY are laughing at you and your ilk and taking great joy at Comrade Kamala’s humiliating loss. The demoralization and helplessness that is being expressed by CR cabal, Reddit and Democrat Twitter is better than I could have ever imagined. There will be no “Resistance” this time. @wildcat09 I have kept the receipts. I told you I’d be back here in this cesspool win or lose. 

@PenelopeWitherspoon enjoy the UK, be forewarned that the hard right there has been inspired by Trump’s victory and will be seeking vengeance for having guys like Tommy Robinson and others who have been jailed for social media postings after the murder of 3 English girls this past summer. Keir Starmer and Labour have blown it and my friends at Reform and the Britain First Party are ready to pounce.

True Believers in Trump have been vindicated. Mass deportations of illegals will happen, the Deep State will be gutted and Elon will be the one with the scalpel. 

You suck dick for drugs, you can’t hurt me

[Macklemore 2860]

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

You suck dick for drugs, you can’t hurt me

Your posts say otherwise. You’re hurting and lashing out. Cry some more. I am ready for another drink.

[David Dennison 18167]

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

I had to be sure Trump won and I wasn’t going to drink my scotch before noon. 

Just so long as you're a good sport the next time we dunk on you.

[satyanash 14159]

4 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

I'm not sure that theory explains it. In all of those races there were probably alarm bells that clued people into the eventual results.

There were alarm bells here as well. Remember when the election betting odds were routinely being dismissed and discredited? https://electionbettingodds.com/ had the odds as Trump 57% Harris 43% on Election Day before the polls closed, and it just got more and more lopsided after that.

 

[Brian Fantana 6646]

6 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

You’re hurting and lashing out.

Your mom!!

[TexArcher 37346]

7 minutes ago, satyanash said:

There were alarm bells here as well. Remember when the election betting odds were routinely being dismissed and discredited? https://electionbettingodds.com/ had the odds as Trump 57% Harris 43% on Election Day before the polls closed, and it just got more and more lopsided after that.

 

I said this weeks ago -- the only place that ever thought this was in the bag for Kamala was right here.

Everyone on tv and in print admitted that it would be close and she was the underdog   And CR routinely accused them of just acting like it was close to drive ratings.

How the hell was the VP of a guy with 39% approval gonna blow anybody out?

Edited 9 hours ago by TexArcher

[Skipper 5996]

23 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Who sounded the alarms? The data was not projecting an enthusiasm gap in this direction or of this magnitude. I can believe the results (this is what I feared would happen to Biden or a post-Honeymoon Harris) but what I am having a hard time believing is that this was a complete shock to the insiders. These kinds of things don't just happen without a bunch of leading indicators in agreement. It's really not that different from hurricane forecasts. I've never seen anything this far outside the cone.

What is crazy is that the smartest person I know on the right (and fight with frequently) has been telling me for 2 weeks this is exactly what was going to happen.  He had plenty of links (most of which I didn't open out of fear of Elon Musking my feed) supporting this outcome.  The actual outcome pretty much mirrored the betting market expectations.   I posted about this last week that I was so confused how 2 sides were so confident. I was wishcasting the confidence from the right was all part of the plan to challenge the election (and maybe that was the case) but those that followed closely on that side were not surprised.   It seemed to me everyone's expectations were totally dependent on their personal algorithm (and national media/pollsters just hedged their bets calling it a tossup).  

I wonder if the D insiders actually had bad some bad data and just hoped it was wrong or refused to believe it.

[Macklemore 2860]

10 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Just so long as you're a good sport the next time we dunk on you.

I was the only True Believer to venture into the GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY thread when y’all were at your highest. I’ll be around. Y’all had every institution on your side: legacy media, universities, corporate HR department, Big Tech other than Twitter, etc. and still lost. We have built our own ecosystem where the old means of manufacturing consent and consensus have died. We have contempt for the 3 letter agencies you cling to. Let’s not forget about the fecklessness of celebrity endorsements - y’all had Taylor Swift endorsing Kamala and it didn’t mean shit in the end. Y’all trotted out war criminals and their extended families in the Cheneys, Bushes and neocon scum like Bill Kristol to bolster Kamala’s case. Your side is completely lost and has no moorings.

Edited 9 hours ago by Macklemore

[JBJ 3623]

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I said this weeks ago -- the only place that ever thought this was in the bag for Kamala was right here.

Everyone on tv and in print admitted that it would be close and she was the underdog   And CR routinely accused them of just acting like it was close to drive ratings.

How the hell was the VP of a guy with 39% approval gonna blow anybody out?

The polls had Trump winning.  The surprise was that he swept the battlegrounds and was so far out in the popular vote.

[Brian Fantana 6646]

14 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

@Hank_Hill remember how happy you were in the Guilty Guilty Guilty thread when Trump was convicted - all your photos of the scotch you were drinking and the cigars you were smoking. This is what I’m drinking:

It’s so fucking smooth and pairs deliciously with your tears. 

You know what the best thing is all of the people you despise and think are the worst people in the world: President Trump, Elon Musk, MTG, Boebert, Stephen Miller, Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, etc, and YOURS TRULY are laughing at you and your ilk and taking great joy at Comrade Kamala’s humiliating loss. The demoralization and helplessness that is being expressed by CR cabal, Reddit and Democrat Twitter is better than I could have ever imagined. There will be no “Resistance” this time. @wildcat09 I have kept the receipts. I told you I’d be back here in this cesspool win or lose. 

@PenelopeWitherspoon enjoy the UK, be forewarned that the hard right there has been inspired by Trump’s victory and will be seeking vengeance for having guys like Tommy Robinson and others who have been jailed for social media postings after the murder of 3 English girls this past summer. Keir Starmer and Labour have blown it and my friends at Reform and the Britain First Party are ready to pounce.

True Believers in Trump have been vindicated. Mass deportations of illegals will happen, the Deep State will be gutted and Elon will be the one with the scalpel. 

The funniest part about all this is this dude that is not white and has acted as a homosexual prostitute for drugs is absolutely convinced his ass isn't going up against the wall in the first few waves should his aspirations of true American fascism ever actually get realized.

[Skipper 5996]

10 minutes ago, satyanash said:

There were alarm bells here as well. Remember when the election betting odds were routinely being dismissed and discredited? https://electionbettingodds.com/ had the odds as Trump 57% Harris 43% on Election Day before the polls closed, and it just got more and more lopsided after that.

 

Per a tweet, the polymarket betting forecast electoral map on 10/25 matched the final results by state precisely.  So yeah, maybe we should not have dismissed that.

[David Dennison 18167]

Just now, JBJ said:

The polls had Trump winning.  The surprise was that he swept the battlegrounds and was so far out in the popular vote.

This tells me Kamala Harris never had a chance.

Joe Biden doomed her candidacy from the start.

[JBJ 3623]

4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

This tells me Kamala Harris never had a chance.

Joe Biden doomed her candidacy from the start.

I don't think anyone wins from the position Kamala was handed.  It was 21-0 in the 1Q before the starter was pulled.

Edited 9 hours ago by JBJ

[Macklemore 2860]

4 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

The funniest part about all this is this dude that is not white and has acted as a homosexual prostitute for drugs is absolutely convinced his ass isn't going up against the wall in the first few waves should his aspirations of true American fascism ever actually get realized.

I have always paid for my own drugs. 

[Michael Knight 12828]

25 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Democrats need to start repairing the severed relationship with the American working class in a hurry. Like, yesterday.

They need to fix apportionment 

[Pam Cummings 9451]

2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

I have always paid for my own drugs. 

Yeah, with your ass.

[Michael Knight 12828]

Obviously 2020 was not a repudiation of Trump as everyone thought but an affirmation of Joe Biden. Joe Biden is the kind of candidate that most Americans want, they just would like him 10 years younger or to not seem so old.

[Macklemore 2860]

My second glass of scotch is being toasted in honor of @Johnny Sack @Frank Drebin. Forgot to include you in the list of people the Cabal despises. We are getting the last laugh my friend.

5 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Yeah, with your ass.

Do you think I’m poor? Hahaha 

[Michael Knight 12828]

Looks like Michigan went Trumps way, this was a complete disaster

[Frank Drebin 5482]

Just now, Macklemore said:

My second glass of scotch is being toasted in honor of @Johnny Sack @Frank Drebin. Forgot to include you in the list of people the Cabal despises. We are getting the last laugh my friend.

You watching Kamala concede?  She's been drinking.  Slurring words.

[Hook1997 5250]

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

Democrats need to start repairing the severed relationship with the American working class in a hurry. Like, yesterday.

No shit….  I’ve been saying that but got negged for it.  I think you were one of them..  Some people refuse to see the actual problem or understand it and instead call the working class racist and ignorant. There in lies the problem. Maybe people understand a bit of what I said yesterday now….  No I wasn’t wrong to the people that said that and mocked it, I was 100% correct.  

Edited 8 hours ago by Hook1997

[Anastasis 23260]

Just now, Frank Drebin said:

You watching Kamala concede?  She's been drinking.  Slurring words.

I think that she is taking the loss with grace and honor, to be totally honest. 

[DigglerontheHoof 20816]

3 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

My second glass of scotch is being toasted in honor of @Johnny Sack @Frank Drebin. Forgot to include you in the list of people the Cabal despises. We are getting the last laugh my friend.

Do you think I’m poor? Hahaha 

Well, you did suck dick for drugs, so...yes?

[Frank Drebin 5482]

Just now, DigglerontheHoof said:

Well, you did suck dick for drugs, so...yes?

How much have you drank today?  Be honest.

[Balcones 455]

I’m waiting for Kamala to call Trump a Nazi in this speech.  

[Macklemore 2860]

3 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

You watching Kamala concede?  She's been drinking.  Slurring words.

How many different accents is she going to use. O/U 3

[Pam Cummings 9451]

4 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

My second glass of scotch is being toasted in honor of @Johnny Sack @Frank Drebin. Forgot to include you in the list of people the Cabal despises. We are getting the last laugh my friend.

Do you think I’m poor? Hahaha 

I won't believe you until you post a pay stub.

[Macklemore 2860]

5 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Well, you did suck dick for drugs, so...yes?

Is English your first language? When I did drugs, I paid for them and would share them with people I did them with. The end. Keep fantasizing about me having sex for drugs. It never happened.

Edited 9 hours ago by Macklemore

[Pam Cummings 9451]

@Macklemore and @Frank Drebin in this thread:

[Evil Bill Obrien 3087]

27 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

I was the only True Believer to venture into the GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY thread when y’all were at your highest. I’ll be around. Y’all had every institution on your side: legacy media, universities, corporate HR department, Big Tech other than Twitter, etc. and still lost. We have built our own ecosystem where the old means of manufacturing consent and consensus have died. We have contempt for the 3 letter agencies you cling to. Let’s not forget about the fecklessness of celebrity endorsements - y’all had Taylor Swift endorsing Kamala and it didn’t mean shit in the end. Y’all trotted out war criminals and their extended families in the Cheneys, Bushes and neocon scum like Bill Kristol to bolster Kamala’s case. Your side is completely lost and has no moorings.

No matter how hard you try, Trump aint gonna fuck you man... seen this movie before