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Bumping channels on Sirius XM. Stop for three seconds on MSNBC. The sentence fragment I hear is "... the Trump administration's plans to eliminate FEMA". 

Sigh. On to music. 

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These people are monsters:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/dhs-sec-noem-says-move-193625920.html

US Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem told a Cabinet meeting Monday that the department would move to “eliminate” the government’s disaster relief agency, days after President Donald Trump signed an executive order directing state and local governments to “play a more active and significant role” in responding to such catastrophes.

Noem, whose department oversees the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA), has previously vowed to “get rid of FEMA the way it exists today”; Trump has said he would close the agency entirely, but that would require an act of Congress.

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  On 3/24/2025 at 6:04 PM, Chuckie Finster said:

Can't get over the emojis.  They're texting about war like me and my buddies text during a Longhorn football game.

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This contains multitudes. My favorite is JD Vance telling them all he’s praying and then others sending the praying hands emoji. You know they were rolling their eyes. 

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I need David Cross to do something related to this administration.  I don't know what, but something. It's fucking slow Donny. But without the faking. Its very real.

 

 

 

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  On 3/24/2025 at 9:22 PM, tx 3 putt said:

 

the nuke button, and diet coke button are both red !!!!

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from the Economic Times...

US President Donald Trump pushed "the nuclear button" in his Oval Desk, during an interview on Fox News. But, interestingly, instead of leading to widespread devastation, the red button ordered him a Diet Coke. Trump proudly showed off his Diet Coke button to Fox News host Laura Ingraham in an interview.

"Where the Coke button?" the interviewer asked, to which Trump - who is said to be improving his diet - responded, "It's right here." He went on: "Everyone thinks that a nuclear weapon, they say if I press this it's the end of the world."

 

hardy har har har

 

https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/international/global-trends/us-news-trump-diet-coke-button-nuclear-button-if-i-press-this-its-the-end-of-the-world-trump-tells-fox-news-laura-ingraham-in-oval-office/articleshow/119264775.cms?from=mdr

 

 

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  On 3/24/2025 at 1:48 PM, bolverk said:

fry from futurama is shocked with his mouth open

The White House invites a new guest to its Easter event: corporate sponsors.
The White House wants to recruit corporate sponsors to contribute to its Easter Egg Roll next month, raising ethical and legal concerns that President Trump is allowing companies to profit from the 147-year-old tradition by turning it into a showcase for their brands.

The financial backers of the April 21 event would be able to choose from three options that cost between $75,000 and $200,000, according to a nine-page guide for potential sponsors that was reviewed by The New York Times.

The most expensive package includes a corporate booth, logo placements, branded snacks or beverages, exclusive tickets to brunch with the first lady, Melania Trump, a chance to engage with the White House Press Corps, a private White House tour and 150 tickets to the event.

“Be a part of history,” reads the guide, which was written by Harbinger, an event production company founded by Republican aides in 2013. It invites sponsors to “provide financial support, activities and giveaways to enhance the event while gaining valuable brand visibility and national recognition.”

As in the past, any money raised through the event will go to the White House Historical Association, a private nonprofit educational organization founded by Jacqueline Kennedy in 1961. The event is largely held without taxpayer dollars, with the American Egg Board, a marketing group for the egg industry, sponsoring thousands of eggs for the event — but without the kind of visibility laid out by Harbinger’s guide.

Federal regulations prohibit government employees from using their public office for private gain. Richard W. Painter, who served as chief ethics lawyer in the White House Counsel’s Office under President George W. Bush, said that the White House was clearly breaking that code by allowing private enterprises to use an official event to showcase their brands and letting the proceeds flow into a private nonprofit.

“I’m shocked that they are doing this to raise money,” Mr. Painter said, adding that his team under Mr. Bush did not even allow public schools to be named after Mr. Bush. “You can’t use the power of the United States government to favor one nonprofit over another.”

Mr. Painter said that some in Mr. Trump’s White House have argued that the ethics laws technically do not apply to the president, but most presidents have complied with some sort of ethical guidelines since President Richard M. Nixon resigned in 1974.

The White House did not comment on the sponsorship plan, which was reported earlier by CNN. Harbinger and the White House Historical Association did not respond to requests for comment.

Mr. Trump and the first lady have been widely criticized in recent months for blurring the ethical line between their official duties and powers and leveraging it for private gain.

Earlier this month, the president hosted an exclusive car show for Tesla at the White House with Elon Musk, the company’s chief executive who also leads the Trump administration’s efforts to slash the federal work force and spending.

And just days before Inauguration Day, Mr. Trump announced his own cryptocurrency, which he has promoted on social media — including on Sunday, writing on his Truth Social site that it was “SO COOL.” Mrs. Trump also announced her own memecoin the day before her husband took office.

The White House Easter Egg Roll first took place in 1878 under President Rutherford B. Hayes, two years after Congress passed a law prohibiting children from rolling eggs — and themselves — down Capitol Hill. Tens of thousands of attendees congregate each year on the South Lawn as children try to roll hard-boiled eggs to the finish line without cracking them.

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White House Easter Egg Hunter, sponsored by Carl's Jr.

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on the bright side, the next time one of the super red gulf states gets decimated by a Cat4, they can take solace in the fact their demise was heightened by the too warm waters of the the Gulf of AMERICA 🇺🇸 

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  On 3/24/2025 at 9:46 PM, mchookem said:

on the bright side, the next time one of the super red gulf states gets decimated by a Cat4, they can take solace in the fact their demise was heightened by the too warm waters of the the Gulf of AMERICA 🇺🇸 

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Sure as shit aint gonna be destroyed by a uh, Gulf of Mexican- uh-  hurricane!

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  On 3/24/2025 at 9:46 PM, mchookem said:

on the bright side, the next time one of the super red gulf states gets decimated by a Cat4, they can take solace in the fact their demise was heightened by the too warm waters of the the Gulf of AMERICA 🇺🇸 

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If it’s Mississippi they can just ask Brett Favre for money. 

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We’re gonna be 9/11’d again real soon, absolutely guaranteed. Probably give it another year or so to let the incompetence really set in but it’s gonna happen. Good luck everyone.

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  On 3/24/2025 at 10:15 PM, 'stache said:

We’re gonna be 9/11’d again real soon, absolutely guaranteed. Probably give it another year or so to let the incompetence really set in but it’s gonna happen. Good luck everyone.

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And the chances of that attack being domestic....and against some "den of evil wokeness," like a high-value target in California, are rather high.

Fuck, I'm not kidding about the chances of Trump ordering the use of military force (like airstrikes) against US territory being a real number.  It's a thing that you absolutely cannot rule out happening.

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  On 3/24/2025 at 10:15 PM, 'stache said:

We’re gonna be 9/11’d again real soon, absolutely guaranteed. Probably give it another year or so to let the incompetence really set in but it’s gonna happen. Good luck everyone.

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Why?  Everyone in the world, including the terrorists, see that we're 9/11-ing ourselves right now.  Why put themselves out when we're doing a smash-up job of fucking up the country on our own?

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https://www.nytimes.com/2025/03/24/nyregion/columbia-student-ice-suit-yunseo-chung.html?unlocked_article_code=1.6U4.uZAk.kerz8O4-LVCG&referringSource=articleShare

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Columbia Student Hunted by ICE Sues to Prevent Deportation

Yunseo Chung, a legal permanent resident who has lived in the U.S. since she was 7, participated in pro-Palestinian demonstrations. Immigration agents visited residences looking for her.

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The timeline in her complaint is pretty wild.

https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.nysd.639187/gov.uscourts.nysd.639187.1.0.pdf

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49. Nearly simultaneously, at approximately 7:02 p.m., Ms. Chung received a text
message from a number previously unknown to her, saying: “Hi, Yunseo. This is Audrey from the
police. My job is to reach out to you and see if you have any questions about your recent arrest
and the process going forward. When are [sic] available for a phone call?”


50. Shortly thereafter, before 8:00 p.m., an attorney, Nayantara Bhushan, called the
number from which the text had been sent and spoke with an individual who identified herself as
“Audrey,” an agent with Homeland Security Investigations (HSI), a sub-component of ICE. She
advised Attorney Bhushan that, “due to the situation with the protesting, the State Department was
at liberty to revoke [Ms. Chung’s] LPR status.” The agent stated that there was an administrative
warrant for Ms. Chung’s arrest.

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Six Short Thoughts on the Most Insane Trump Story of All Time

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The only time he seems remotely happy is when he’s talking shit about celebrities. For the good of the nation we should have made Robert Pattinson keep dating Kristen Stewart to distract him from trying to be president. 


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