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1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

God, looking back with what we have now, what the fuck were we thinking hiring that no talent assclown?  At least with Strong I could see what the initial thought might have been. Herman was a fucking immature frat douche from the beginning. He has no business anywhere near a head coaching job for a blue blood program. 
 

Sorry for the derail. Go on with the chlorophyll. 

I made fun of a lot of BMDs to their faces after that hire.

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7 hours ago, Pancho said:

I’m traveling back to America on Tuesday from Europe so I’ll see what happens with my phone.

I should probably delete the dick pics beforehand… you know, just in case 

Delete? shit, buy a burner phone and load it with 1000 dick pics.  Just the nastiest most infected dicks and/or billowy assholes.  Leave it unlocked and let them have at it.  

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Delete? shit, buy a burner phone and load it with 1000 dick pics.  Just the nastiest most infected dicks and/or billowy assholes.  Leave it unlocked and let them have at it.  

A whole lot of this. It’s a counterpart to the strategy of loudly moaning with pleasure when they aggressively pat you down. You can fake sounding orgasmic when they touch you. I mean, I don’t have to fake it, but you can.
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14 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


A whole lot of this. It’s a counterpart to the strategy of loudly moaning with pleasure when they aggressively pat you down. You can fake sounding orgasmic when they touch you. I mean, I don’t have to fake it, but you can.

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On 4/18/2025 at 7:33 AM, Nivek said:


Why? He has been a little bitch his entire career. Biden tried to help him with Ukraine but he defaulted to back to who he really is.

Yep, he’s performing as expected. 

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3 hours ago, Nivek said:

Delete? shit, buy a burner phone and load it with 1000 dick pics.  Just the nastiest most infected dicks and/or billowy assholes.  Leave it unlocked and let them have at it.  

Nah, we have at least 6-8 weeks before being gay is considered terrorism, so you should be good for now.

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This is happening in Frisco tomorrow.
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Rode my Stars&Stripes cruiser over to the stadium right about 11:00. What a joke. Some of the online notifications said “massive” “thousands” even “10s of thousands”

Traffic around the stadium was very light. They had a big MAGA bus in the corner of a parking lot. There were tens of people in the parking lot. Shot ‘em the bird as I rode by. I counted over 40 cop cars as I circled around the area, outnumbering the number of protesters I saw.

Maybe things will pick up later.
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15 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

I’m moving back to Austin from Singapore next month. I am getting more and more concerned about going through customs. I’m entering via San Francisco, so maybe that will be a good thing, but it’s weighing on my mind.

My wife is coming back from Shanghai via SFO tomorrow. I’ll report back if she encounters any shenanigans. She has Global Entry so hypothetically it should be frictionless.

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21 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

 3) I'll send a nice piece of correspondence to CBP and the DOJ before the day is out informing them that they seized a device that has attorney-client privileged material on it, and as the know, that requires them to take certain steps to insure that any access they obtain does not intrude on the privilege.

And then I'll go buy a new phone.

You, of all people, should know that attorney-client privilege would mean nothing to these people in this example.

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2 hours ago, TexPx said:


Rode my Stars&Stripes cruiser over to the stadium right about 11:00. What a joke. Some of the online notifications said “massive” “thousands” even “10s of thousands”

Traffic around the stadium was very light. They had a big MAGA bus in the corner of a parking lot. There were tens of people in the parking lot. Shot ‘em the bird as I rode by. I counted over 40 cop cars as I circled around the area, outnumbering the number of protesters I saw.

Maybe things will pick up later.
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I think I spotted the problem. Looks like you went to Frisco instead of Friso.

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15 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

I’m moving back to Austin from Singapore next month. I am getting more and more concerned about going through customs. I’m entering via San Francisco, so maybe that will be a good thing, but it’s weighing on my mind.

Are you a PR by now? IIRC you've been there for about 10 years which was usually long enough for ICA to grant it. 

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3 hours ago, TexPx said:


Rode my Stars&Stripes cruiser over to the stadium right about 11:00. What a joke. Some of the online notifications said “massive” “thousands” even “10s of thousands”

Traffic around the stadium was very light. They had a big MAGA bus in the corner of a parking lot. There were tens of people in the parking lot. Shot ‘em the bird as I rode by. I counted over 40 cop cars as I circled around the area, outnumbering the number of protesters I saw.

Maybe things will pick up later.
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Why?

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Why?

1. Wanted to take a bike ride
2. Point and laugh

Guess they get the last laugh cause it cost us 50k in Police overtime for their puny dog&pony show.
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1 minute ago, TexPx said:


1. Wanted to take a bike ride
2. Point and laugh

Guess they get the last laugh cause it cost us 50k in Police overtime for their puny dog&pony show.

Conundrum for the cops- take the overtime or attend the rally as a supporter. 

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7 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Conundrum for the cops- take the overtime or attend the rally as a supporter. 

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Are you a PR by now? IIRC you've been there for about 10 years which was usually long enough for ICA to grant it. 

No. I never went for it. Was always on a work pass.
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I came back into the US yesterday.  The lines at JFK were nuts.  Thankfully, with Global Entry, I was at the desk in about 5 minutes.  However, I had spent more than my allottment in Paris (and I always claim becuase I do not want to fuck with my GE). Because of that, I had to go sit for a bit, once they had someone to walk me into the customs area, they waited for me to get my bags, and told me to meet them.  I did.  He then said, this is the rate you would pay, but I am not going to charge you.  

There was no ask to see anything else. It was all pretty standard, and they were very nice to me. 

That being said, I saw a couple being questioned, and from what I could hear from the conversation, they had more than 10k in cash on them (thus the reason they were being questioned).  Other that were there in that waiting room were being called one at a time.  I did not see any of them afterwards in the same customs area I went to (which is after baggage). Then again, I was the only white woman of the lot.  That might have had something to do with it.  

I hate to think the worst because everyone I dealt with was absolutely lovely to me (and I have learned to be very nice and respectful as well).  But I was, understandably, nervous in a way I had never been before, even as a white woman.  

I will say the line for Terminal 8 was longer than i had ever seen it. It was longer than the queue space.

 

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9 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:


Truly depends on if you are white or not.

My wife (not white) got pulled aside on the way back from a girls trip out of the country. She watched a couple behind (dude white, wife Asian) got stopped, but Whitey hubby yucked it up with the ICE officer and they got out more quickly. Not saying I blame hubby, I’d have done the same thing to work the system.

But just realize that this discrimination, while it always existed. is now being actively promoted by the government and lauded on top of it.

This is terrible and Iegit makes me ragey. But we do have rules here

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30 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I came back into the US yesterday.  The lines at JFK were nuts.  Thankfully, with Global Entry, I was at the desk in about 5 minutes.  However, I had spent more than my allottment in Paris (and I always claim becuase I do not want to fuck with my GE). Because of that, I had to go sit for a bit, once they had someone to walk me into the customs area, they waited for me to get my bags, and told me to meet them.  I did.  He then said, this is the rate you would pay, but I am not going to charge you.  

There was no ask to see anything else. It was all pretty standard, and they were very nice to me. 

That being said, I saw a couple being questioned, and from what I could hear from the conversation, they had more than 10k in cash on them (thus the reason they were being questioned).  Other that were there in that waiting room were being called one at a time.  I did not see any of them afterwards in the same customs area I went to (which is after baggage). Then again, I was the only white woman of the lot.  That might have had something to do with it.  

I hate to think the worst because everyone I dealt with was absolutely lovely to me (and I have learned to be very nice and respectful as well).  But I was, understandably, nervous in a way I had never been before, even as a white woman.  

I will say the line for Terminal 8 was longer than i had ever seen it. It was longer than the queue space.

 

Well, you are a perfectly good white girl.

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5 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

“Black man here, you are being weak I gotta be honest about that” 

 

lmao fucking nerd

There's always that token guy...

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I had a good day today, running around and catching up on a whole lot of errands I missed doing the last couple weeks when I was out of town on the weekend.

I rocked this everywhere.   

I got called out a couple times during the day(at Home Depot, and while filling up gas),  but I just gave them a blank look, and said “No entiendo, gusano!”

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There will be a comeuppance - history says this shit always ends with a comeuppance. Slavery, Nazis, Stalin, the French about 20 different times... 

I'm afraid of how much shit will happen between now and then.

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9 minutes ago, dieucla98 said:

There will be a comeuppance - history says this shit always ends with a comeuppance. Slavery, Nazis, Stalin, the French about 20 different times... 

I'm afraid of how much shit will happen between now and then.

We're too comfortable still. The comeuppance happens after the pain. Which genuinely makes me sad because it will be our kids or grandkids because there aren't enough adults right now who are in enough pain to do shit about it. 

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“You are creating more Austin Metcalf’s with your weakness.” He says to the father of Austin Metcalf who was just stabbed in the heart with a fucking knife. Somebody is going to fuck that dude up and that fat reek with him. 

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1 hour ago, dieucla98 said:

There will be a comeuppance - history says this shit always ends with a comeuppance. Slavery, Nazis, Stalin, the French about 20 different times... 

I'm afraid of how much shit will happen between now and then.

I hope you're right, but the state, role, and prevalence of, as well as the reliance upon and capacity for misuse, etc., with respect to technology is very different right now than in the previous circumstances you cite, and it will only get harder to overcome from here. 

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18 minutes ago, TexPx said:


Dude is running for the Senate in 2026.

Good. Get these assholes out in the open repping their party. 

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We're too comfortable still. The comeuppance happens after the pain. Which genuinely makes me sad because it will be our kids or grandkids because there aren't enough adults right now who are in enough pain to do shit about it. 

As a parent of a young child, I worry about that on a daily basis.

We’ve worked hard to build a good life for ourselves and provide a good future for our kid here, but maybe that was all for naught. I’m constantly doing the mental calculus on what it would mean to start from scratch in new country. Leave our family and friends, give up our jobs, our home, everything that’s ever been considered normal to us. How bad does American life have to get before pulling that ripcord?

I’m angry about the open oppression of minorities, immigrants, and trans people. I’m angry that our president talks about claiming Greenland by any means necessary and tries to rewrite history about Putin’s war on Ukraine. I’m angry that the orange man thinks tariffs are a viable economic strategy. I’m angry that education and medicine and science and the rule of law are under attack. I’m angry that our congress has rolled over and does nothing to slow the power grab of the executive branch.

As bad as those things are, what really concerns me is the possibility of economic ruin, civil war, revolution, or just the general idea that America has forsaken its values. That’s not a future I want for my child.

It blows my mind that I have to worry about that, but here we are.
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4 hours ago, speed817 said:

 

 

1 hour ago, Da Fino said:

I’m speechless. What is happening? What the fuck. 

no kidding... that's pretty incredible. that dad is having all the feels. damn.

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29 minutes ago, wild_turkey said:

Leave our family and friends, give up our jobs, our home, everything that’s ever been considered normal to us. How bad does American life have to get before pulling that ripcord?

Must be much worse, because we are there yet. 



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