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#65051
2 minutes ago, yoladu said:

is taking about 30 seconds of your day twice a year to adjust the clock on your microwave a hardship?

Can’t you read? People are running all over the place to change clocks, including putting their lives in danger to change tall clocks.

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#65052
5 minutes ago, yoladu said:

is taking about 30 seconds of your day twice a year to adjust the clock on your microwave a hardship?

I still have 12:00 flashing on my vcr.

#65053
8 minutes ago, yoladu said:

is taking about 30 seconds of your day twice a year to adjust the clock on your microwave a hardship?

It's more the surge in MIs, accidents, etc that are the problem....

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#65056
1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

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The force of ou sucks meets the law of everything Trump touches dies.

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#65058
18 hours ago, speed817 said:

They will be in the guest box at the next state of the union address

But just Matt and the Scotts, the others don’t seem like the type he’d invite.

#65060
46 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

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“Sometimes there’s a school, we’ll it’s the school for its time and place. It just fits right in there. And that was OU. In a delusional Trump admin tweet.”

#65061
12 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Yeah, that's common as shit on game streams on YT. You get 5-10 minutes of game, then this AI Trump pitch for some bitcoin bullshit.

If Trump truly gave a shit about his brand, he'd sue to stop this or at least take those down. But he's probably in on it.

That’s what I saw last week when I was watching the UTs game.

I hopped through several streams and it would keep showing up.

I watched a bit of it and thought he must’ve been in injected with something because he was articulate, actually sounding like an adult, and wasn’t doing the accordion hands.

Glad I saw this instagram post to explain what I actually saw.

#65062
7 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Well, if Brian Rolapp, CEO of the PGA Tour, says we need to do something, that's good enough for me.

People do not realize how many residents of Arkansas are either PGA players, or strive to be PGA players, and that Rolapp’s name carries as much as weight as ‘Huckabee’ (note: not literally, he can’t match the tonnage of the Huckabees).

#65064
3 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

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Please let him show up in Dallas rooting for OU. OU is this year’s home team if I’m not mistaken.

He has to be pissed that he rooted for Tennessee against those libtard Indian Longhorns, and they lost and people claimed he was a curse. He’s got to prove them wrong and the only way to do that is to keep attending games until the home team wins.

#65065
2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You know they already did that with our stadium too

And yet he sided with Tennessee after that.

That photo of our stadium was a Bo French thing.

This is something else.

#65066
2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Please let him show up in Dallas rooting for OU. OU is this year’s home team if I’m not mistaken.

He has to be pissed that he rooted for Tennessee against those libtard Indian Longhorns, and they lost and people claimed he was a curse. He’s got to prove them wrong and the only way to do that is to keep attending games until the home team wins.

He’s going to Bama/Georgia.

#65067
28 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

He’s going to Bama/Georgia.

If that’s the case, who does he curse in this instance? I’m all for MAGA showing up and running things for the home team, but honestly think I’d prefer Georgia to lose this one.

#65069

LOL at the idea of Trump going to the Fair Park area or the Cotton Bowl. Do you guys even know who you are talking about here?

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#65070
23 minutes ago, Party_Taco said:

If that’s the case, who does he curse in this instance? I’m all for MAGA showing up and running things for the home team, but honestly think I’d prefer Georgia to lose this one.

They both have remaining schedules full of cupcakes. Meteor.

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#65071
4 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

LOL at the idea of Trump going to the Fair Park area or the Cotton Bowl. Do you guys even know who you are talking about here?

Did you not see what he posted yesterday?

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#65073
10 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

He’s going to Bama/Georgia.

Rooting for a giant sinkhole to form and suck everyone straight to Hell.

#65074

Remember when MAGA howled nonstop about Obama's executive orders? I remember.

Obama: 35 executive orders per year

Trump (1st term): 55 executive orders per year

Biden: 40 executive orders per year

Trump (2nd term): 166 executive orders per year

#65075
18 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Remember when MAGA howled nonstop about Obama's executive orders? I remember.

Obama: 35 executive orders per year

Trump (1st term): 55 executive orders per year

Biden: 40 executive orders per year

Trump (2nd term): 166 executive orders per year

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#65076
30 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Remember when MAGA howled nonstop about Obama's executive orders? I remember.

Obama: 35 executive orders per year

Trump (1st term): 55 executive orders per year

Biden: 40 executive orders per year

Trump (2nd term): 166 executive orders per year

Not sure if you know this, and it caught me off guard as well, but…turns out…this Obama fella? HE IS….BLACK!!!’

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#65077
12 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

Not sure if you know this, and it caught me off guard as well, but…turns out…this Obama fella? HE IS….BLACK!!!’

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#65083
On 10/2/2026 at 10:08 PM, SimonBolivar said:

Not at all really

Oklahoma: White (NH) 75.5% Native 16.6% Hispanic 11.9% Black 9.7% Asian 3.1%

Texas: Hispanic 40.2% White (NH) 39.8% Black 12.8% Asian 6.1% Native 1.4%

fad:

OK sums to 117%

TX sums to 100%

#65084
9 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

fad:

OK sums to 117%

TX sums to 100%

It just means more in Oklahoma

In reality the Oklahoma numbers include mixed and the Texas numbers don't

#65087

Eight years of scandal-free presidency (other than liking mustard and that one time he drank coffee). He declined to refinance the mortgage on his Illinois home while he was president because of the optics.

In upside down world everything is upside down.

#65088
12 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Did you not see what he posted yesterday?

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that shit isn't funny

#65089
10 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Eight years of scandal-free presidency (other than liking mustard and that one time he drank coffee). He declined to refinance the mortgage on his Illinois home while he was president because of the optics.

In upside down world everything is upside down.

and no one (that can do anything about it) says shit

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#65091
Just now, Ted Lange said:

The Plague is back! Should be here just in time to cancel the midterms

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i voted during a pandemic before, I'll do it again. next crisis.

#65092

penicillin destroys the plague pretty quickly and easily. Why would this be an issue unless they’re fucking with antibiotic resistant strains?

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#65093
11 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

penicillin destroys the plague pretty quickly and easily. Why would this be an issue unless they’re fucking with antibiotic resistant strains?

Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1348!

#65094
51 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

penicillin destroys the plague pretty quickly and easily. Why would this be an issue unless they’re fucking with antibiotic resistant strains?

My eldest’s thoughts. She also mentioned GoF shit.

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#65096
2 hours ago, Red Five said:

Eight years of scandal-free presidency (other than liking mustard and that one time he drank coffee). He declined to refinance the mortgage on his Illinois home while he was president because of the optics.

In upside down world everything is upside down.

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#65097
1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1348!

In Russia, party always find you.

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