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30 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

That's even too deep a rabbit hole for me.  I've got my list narrowed to a few Toyotas.  Two are made in Japan (4Runner & Land Cruiser) and one in Indiana (Highlander).  Looked it up and there is a non-zero chance the Highlander sources some parts from Canada, so I'll keep an eye on that one.

Not sure I ever disagreed with your assertion, so you'll have to remind me what your assertion is.

Feeling a lot better about pulling the trigger on my Land Cruiser three weeks ago. It’s my understanding that all Land Cruisers and 4Runners are still being made in Japan and shipped.

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7 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

So dumb.

Even dumber is that Canada as “the 51st state” would immediately become the most-populous state in the US, therefore it would have more representatives (and EC votes) than even California.

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I did not have “borders are artificial constructs” on my MAGA bingo. Some real monkeys paw shit there. 

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

Even dumber is that Canada as “the 51st state” would immediately become the most-populous state in the US, therefore it would have more representatives (and EC votes) than even California.

Ha, you still think we are doing elected representatives? 

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2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Even dumber is that Canada as “the 51st state” would immediately become the most-populous state in the US, therefore it would have more representatives (and EC votes) than even California.

The votes would only count if they were for dotard....duh. 

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2 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

I did not have “borders are artificial constructs” on my MAGA bingo. Some real monkeys paw shit there. 

Just the Canadian one.  He's so cool with the Mexican one, he built a wall on it.

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4 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

I did not have “borders are artificial constructs” on my MAGA bingo. Some real monkeys paw shit there. 

Ha, you still think we are doing elected representatives? 

 

2 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

The votes would only count if they were for dotard....duh. 

Well, yeah, there’s that. Of course.

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13 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

Just the Canadian one.  He's so cool with the Mexican one, he built a wall on it.

Guess we should have made that border squiggly for no reason.  Wonder if anyone has told him yet that the ere have been disputes over that border previously and that Detroit was once Canadian. 

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10 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I can't believe this motherfucker is actually going to invade Canada. 

The only thing left is going to be what US citizens do when that happens?

It depends. How will 401ks react? 

Trump voters really are just about a narrow prism of perceived self interest. If they think it won’t affect or benefits them, it won’t matter.

As for the rest of us, I’m as curious as you are. For the record, though, I seriously doubt Trump invades Canada. 

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4 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

It depends. How will 401ks react? 

Trump voters really are just about a narrow prism of perceived self interest. If they think it won’t affect or benefits them, it won’t matter.

As for the rest of us, I’m as curious as you are. For the record, though, I seriously doubt Trump invades Canada. 

If we declare war on another country I guarantee you the stock market is going to fucking cut in half or more. So, they'll react badly. 

Listen, I know Trump was going to break the known world, but I didn't think Canada would make the cut. But here we are, and if there's one thing that's true, that stubborn narcissist will literally try to invade just because he felt slighted other countries said no. If you're big bad America, they'll let you do anything. You just grab them by the tariff and then 51st state them. He'll fucking try to invade just to prove a point. 

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6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So how long until we announce “military exercises” along the northern border and pinky swear that Canada has nothing to worry about?

Don't worry Canada.  We're just storing these M1A2 Abrams tanks in northern Montana, North Dakota and Minnesota while we clean out the garages in Texas, New Mexico and Kansas.  

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2 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

For the record, though, I seriously doubt Trump invades Canada. 

That's my lean as well.  "It is a tale, told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."

Or, in the native Texan  "He's all hat and no cattle."

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Thank you Mr. President for protecting us from, checks notes, female hikers from Germany who have peacefully visited the US multiple times in the past.

If we're going to be militant (and wrong even!) about visa fraud can we do Musk next?

 

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r/ucla - Caking GO BRU Women shou NOT Vote

 

This is the same theocratic fascist on Jubilee who thinks there's nothing wrong with religious fundamentalism and you can't be a moral individual without God. 

Trump's America. These people need to be ground into dirt.

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Posted
42 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

I did not have “borders are artificial constructs” on my MAGA bingo. Some real monkeys paw shit there. 

Ha, you still think we are doing elected representatives? 

I feel like they'd "Philippines" Canada. We're bringing back the insulars!

 

 

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Posted
1 hour ago, pacman said:

switching sides and supporting the invading country over our democratic ally

Pretty sure that one was out in the open

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The motherfucker has to be planning something big with Canada. And even if he isn’t but wants to bully them, how the fuck does that strengthen our alliances? Any MAGAts want to explain that one to me?

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3 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

The motherfucker has to be planning something big with Canada. And even if he isn’t but wants to bully them, how the fuck does that strengthen our alliances? Any MAGAts want to explain that one to me?

Oh, don't you worry.  The talking points are being disseminated as we speak, and the nightly Fox, OAN and Newsmax lineup of talking heads will be sure to reiterate these thoroughly.  There will be members of congress explaining, on air, that Canada is a threat to the United States, and they need to be dealt with.  Followed up with countless posts on Facebook explaining how, yes, Canada is not worthy of existence, and yes, we need military action ASAP.

 

 

 

 

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9 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

 

Legit laugh out loud at this fucking goofy toddler. 

 

Everythng's computer ... you know, just like every other fucking car on the planet these days. 

I'm guessing the Dotard's never driven anything but a golf cart.

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6 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

It's infuriating, but the thing to keep in mind is that these polls are essentially lagging indicators, because the majority of those polled don't pay much (if any) attention and have no idea what's going on yet.  There's no constituency outside of Trump's really rabid base of support for a trade war (or an actual shooting war) with Canada. That might change as he escalates shit and really ramps up the propaganda to support an invasion, but I doubt it. 

He really should have started with Mexico. The American people would've been a lot more likely to tolerate this shit with them. 

He knows he can't start that shit with Mexico. Mexico can stomach hitting the US in ways Canada isn't likely to do. As much shit as trump has talked with regards to Mexico over the last decade, ask yourself what has he ever actually followed through with them? He knows they'll call his bluff and he wants none of it. 

Hopefully Canada surprises him and tells him to fuck off. Right now anti trump is the one thing that can rally Canadian patriotism to war time levels of personal sacrifice to harm an enemy. 

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the dumb ass has no idea how to drive a car lolol

Trump: I’m not allowed to drive because I haven’t driven a car in a long time. I love to drive cars. But I’m going to have it at The White House and I’m going to let my staff use it. I’m not allowed to use it

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36 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

The motherfucker has to be planning something big with Canada. And even if he isn’t but wants to bully them, how the fuck does that strengthen our alliances? Any MAGAts want to explain that one to me?

Nothing we have done these last six weeks strengthens us. In fact just the opposite. Everything we have done, however, is fucking great for Russia. Like beyond their wildest dreams.

If only someone could put these two things together and make it make sense.

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Whoever has been running the Dems social media lately has been killing it. Give them a raise. This was posted today  in response to turnip and Elmo’s photo shoot 

 

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Posted
11 minutes ago, Red Five said:

That's great. In a few months when we're in a full blown depression and in a war with Canada and planes are falling out of the sky, at least I can look forward to some photoshops from the resistance. 

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FOTUS was at a business meeting, answering questions. Someone asks what the plan is to make life more affordable, and the audio and visual crew abruptly pack it in, and leaves. Start at the 5:00 mark.

Such a fucking coward.

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On 2/26/2025 at 4:50 PM, 956 Worldwide said:

The thing is that the GOP and thus America has the soul of a car dealer. Rent-seeking, grasping, anti-competitive, dependent on stacked decks, and convinced that they were born on third because of their innate talent and competence. 
 

The car dealer is the American feudal lord or nobility.  The car dealer is given a territory which he possesses and which is inheritable, a larger lord may buy his right or marry into it but the peasantry can’t purchase an RMA.  The great houses only get bigger, the minor nobles only shrink, the bloodline only becomes more incestuous. It is inherently rent-seeking and is extractive, neither the manufacturer or client receives a benefit and the car dealer’s position is ultimately secured by the government. And yet the car dealer believes their little fiefdom and the rents they pay extract are the essence of the free market. 
 

Imagine an entire economy and government with the mentality of the grubbiest Hyundai dealer in a mid-major metropolitan area.  That’s what we have. 

Fuck, I didn’t intend to be quite this dead on. 

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How many electoral votes does a state with +40 million people get?

edit: this point was already made, I’ll fuxx off

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Posted
1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Feature, not a bug.

 

 

Yes.  It is a goal to isolate the American people from friends, colleagues, family, and anyone else who they know outside of America.  Page from the Putin playbook. They want you to believe the outside world is hostile and unfriendly and so they will make it so.  That’s what’s behind the deportation of people like the German thru hiker. 

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1 hour ago, TexasHooch said:

 

Trump's gonna send in his secret weapon ...Alina Habba.  AKA Habba Stank.  She will absolutely school them on garage (and general parking) law.  Maybe even a little bird law if she's felling feisty.

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Posted (edited)

The Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1919 is a real thing, and the administration just today gutted a chunk of it that holds companies responsible for "accidental" kills, like those that may occur from oil spills.

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8 minutes ago, hookem2010 said:

The Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1919 is a real thing, and the administration just today gutted a chunk of it that holds companies responsible for "accidental" kills, like those that may occur from oil spills.

You don't have to tell me...

always-sunny-in-philadelphia-charlie-day

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Posted
7 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

Hard-hitting journelinst of the day award goes to...

Peter Doocy?

Peter Doocy would suck Trump cock for an entire weekend if he could get away with it. 

On 2/26/2025 at 3:50 PM, 956 Worldwide said:

The thing is that the GOP and thus America has the soul of a car dealer. Rent-seeking, grasping, anti-competitive, dependent on stacked decks, and convinced that they were born on third because of their innate talent and competence. 
 

The car dealer is the American feudal lord or nobility.  The car dealer is given a territory which he possesses and which is inheritable, a larger lord may buy his right or marry into it but the peasantry can’t purchase an RMA.  The great houses only get bigger, the minor nobles only shrink, the bloodline only becomes more incestuous. It is inherently rent-seeking and is extractive, neither the manufacturer or client receives a benefit and the car dealer’s position is ultimately secured by the government. And yet the car dealer believes their little fiefdom and the rents they pay extract are the essence of the free market. 
 

Imagine an entire economy and government with the mentality of the grubbiest Hyundai dealer in a mid-major metropolitan area.  That’s what we have. 

The goddamn president of the United States of America, ladies and gentlemen.....ask him about the floor mats and true coat.

image of Trump holding list of Tesla vehicles

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Posted
9 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He went with who he assumed would be the bigger pushover. Plus, he wants to add white English speaking people to the US, not brown people that he can’t understand. 

Les Québécois ne seront pas amusés.

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