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My wife went upstairs to wake our kids up this morning.   As she woke up our 12 year old daughter, the first thing she asked was who won the election.  My wife tells her Trump did, and she started to

Red Five
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This could go anywhere, but a neighbor I barely know just stopped me on a dog walk to say how happy she was about the election. I tried to brush it off but she just kept going. When she said something

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Congrats on you and your wife failing as parents and raising a generation of pussies. 

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Brisketexan

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1 minute ago, Willfully Horn said:

There are thousands of churches in the USA whose congregations do not embrace the values @Brisketexan (rightfully) decries.

My congregation included.  

Yet I still don't know whether I can actually go back and devote effort even there.  Because the stench of American "Christianity" is just so fucking pervasive.  I am having a hard time not reaching the conclusion of "burn it down, all of it, even the good parts, because there's too much rot for the body to be saved."

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2 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

There are thousands of churches in the USA whose congregations do not embrace the values @Brisketexan (rightfully) decries.

But do the moderates criticize the extremists?

Or do they all, like my Episcopal Church, join forces in the local interfaith with the cultural arsonists, pretending that donating a box of canned food, a few ratty articles of clothing and maybe a used end table every year makes you a doer of good works.

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TwiceHorn

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1 hour ago, Todd Gack said:

My memory is fuzzy on this but IIRC, the cages were used solely to house the children of known criminals who crossed illegally - primarily drug and human traffickers.  The parents were kept in jails awaiting trial and deportation and Obama admin had the cages made so the kids wouldn't have to stay in jail with other (presumably dangerous) criminals.

Again, I could be way off on that but that's what I remember hearing from my sister who is an immigration attorney in the Valley.

Trump used the cages to separate families who entered through ports of entry to LEGALLY claim asylum.  And of course he did it so incompetently that some families had to wait months to be reunited.

What it was was those adults being criminally prosecuted because kids can't be held in actual jails. 

This happened under the previous administrations also, but Trump administration chose to criminally charge first time crossers. while prior administrations charged only second and subsequent crossers with crimes. 

So, you're close and dead right about it being an Obama policy, and everyone else's. But charging and prosecuting first time crossers is the big difference and expanded the practice. 

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Pam Cummings

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1 hour ago, Frank Drebin said:

 

How many are worth sleeping with? 10% max? Unless your into fat purple/blue hair with nose rings.

I would recommend only dating conservative women.  A whole lot better looking, nicer, and with a lot less likelihood of mental illness.

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Buddy we get it. You got rejected by any woman who is interesting to be around. But you totally didn't want them to begin with so it's all good. No loss on your part.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Well, see, here's how it will go.

1) Brisket will approach his soon-to-be-friends in the Trump administration.  He will promise DJT that half of all dollars the government spends on BrisketCo's Internment Camp construction contract will be funneled off to Trump business entities, with no expectation of any product or work on their end.

2) BrisketCo will be awarded MASSIVE contracts to construct Internment Camps.

3) BrisketCo will either not deliver at all, or will deliver sub-standard products, and CEO Brisket will pocket an 8-figure salary on the job.  So when BrisketCo goes tits up, it don't make a shit to Brisket, cuz Brisket got PAID.

 

That pretty much covers it.

Sounds good to me, I'm in.

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7 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Buddy we get it. You got rejected by any woman who is interesting to be around. But you totally didn't want them to begin with so it's all good. No loss on your part.

Johnny likes to forget that he was (unfortunately) doxxed, and we know what he looks like.

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27 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

There are thousands of churches in the USA whose congregations do not embrace the values @Brisketexan (rightfully) decries.

true. there are also thousands that embrace exactly the values Sack has so helpfully demonstrated over the years. 

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7 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Johnny likes to forget that he was (unfortunately) doxxed, and we know what he looks like.

It's always interesting to get other people's opinion on appearance.  One never really knows if they are attractive or not.  But I never had trouble dating attractive women.  And I was lucky to marry a beautiful and fit conservative woman.  Admittedly, I had put on too much weight at one point after my brother died, and I assume that's when I was doxxed.  Don't mind admitting I hated all the pictures of me back then.  But I quit drinking 3 years, eat right, and workout daily.  I am back at a healthy BMI and am very proud of my appearance again.

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2 hours ago, linux said:

Only because of age and dementia, he will be too old and he will get a pardon, but I still give it good odds of happening.

You're worrying just to worry. He's finished in politics once his term is up. Now, his children can always run, but Donald Trump's day as an elected official is over unless he wants to run for something other than the presidency.

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Frank Drebin

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1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

See above, he’s super hot now swear. Definitely not still ugly. 

It's in the eye of the beholder.  You've posted nude pics of your wife while y'all are screwing and she definitely is attractive.  You definitely respect women!

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2 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

It's in the eye of the beholder.  You've posted nude pics of your wife while y'all are screwing and she definitely is attractive.  You definitely respect women!

I had consent (weird concept to y’all I know) for that and we made a decent chunk of change off of some of that content. Covid was a fun time for us for sure! Nice try though. 

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2 hours ago, Todd Gack said:

yep.  remember those scenes from Handmaids Tale where they grabbed women and stuck them in the back of police cars and vans to take to Gilead?  I'd imagine Trump-style mass deportations would be closer to that than any type of detainment and due process.

Maybe by railcar?

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3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

I had consent (weird concept to y’all I know) for that and we made a decent chunk of change off of some of that content. Covid was a fun time for us for sure! Nice try though. 

Cool send her OnlyFans link. How much is her subscription per month?

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2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Cool send her OnlyFans link. How much is her subscription per month?

We are no longer bored early relationship students during a pandemic so have unfortunately retired. I would much rather have kept the grift of incels going instead of sitting in this hospital for money. 

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52 minutes ago, softlynow said:

But do the moderates criticize the extremists?

Or do they all, like my Episcopal Church, join forces in the local interfaith with the cultural arsonists, pretending that donating a box of canned food, a few ratty articles of clothing and maybe a used end table every year makes you a doer of good works.

 

34 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Then they should stop letting the ones who do speak for them. 

 

29 minutes ago, mchookem said:

true. there are also thousands that embrace exactly the values Sack has so helpfully demonstrated over the years. 

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I believe the more moderate the church, the less they push back of the shittery. With exceptions, such as my friend Father Susan’s Episcopal church in St Paul. The more devout the church, again, imo, the more push back.

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40 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

You're worrying just to worry. He's finished in politics once his term is up. Now, his children can always run, but Donald Trump's day as an elected official is over unless he wants to run for something other than the presidency.

I know people think I said crazy shit to lie to people during the election, like you (not you you the royal you) don't believe honest people like myself but fall over backwards to not believe or believe a liar just to mentally excuse yourself for voting for him.

But I am dead serious he will try to have as many terms as he wants, the constitution is a piece of paper at this point see his threat to ignore multiple ammendments. 

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1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

Johnny likes to forget that he was (unfortunately) doxxed, and we know what he looks like.

Honestly, I've been pondering all day posting his meatball face, but I know imma would get mad.

 

Talk about Ed Zachary disease

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6 minutes ago, linux said:

I know people think I said crazy shit to lie to people during the election, like you (not you you the royal you) don't believe honest people like myself but fall over backwards to not believe or believe a liar just to mentally excuse yourself for voting for him.

But I am dead serious he will try to have as many terms as he wants, the constitution is a piece of paper at this point see his threat to ignore multiple ammendments. 

He also may die, so there's always hope. (Did I say that out loud?)

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2 hours ago, Macklemore said:

do it jewish GIF
Love to see y’all try that. You think the base is radicalized now just wait after attempting to pull off a coup. It would be the best thing to ever happen for those of us who cherish the Second Amendment. We will have a whole new slate of citizen patriots on our side to mythologize for the next century. I’m salivating at the  thought. Please make it happen.

You back on the meth?

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11 minutes ago, G650 said:

Honestly, I've been pondering all day posting his meatball face, but I know imma would get mad.

 

Talk about Ed Zachary disease

Maybe we should all agree to post our current photos?  Bet there are some lookers.  

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6 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

You back on the meth?

I’m just high on Trump’s victory. It’s better than any drug. I have been dreaming of this future since I was a college kid volunteering with Pat Buchanan’s campaign. His vision has been vindicated. God bless him. We defeated the Bush crime family and kicked the neocons out. From where we were back in the 90s to now is breathtaking.

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3 hours ago, WinningIsHard said:

to be fair to the wrong side of history, the Texas football stadium is named after the coach to have the last all white national championship football team in 1969. 

And you know with that kind of handicap winning was hard

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15 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

He also may die, so there's always hope. (Did I say that out loud?)

I was thinking today about how fucked up it is that I want him to stay alive because I think having Vance as president is actually more terrifying. 

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2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

 

I'm probably way behind, but this exchange interests me as a policy matter.

How would the logistics of arresting them, transporting them to camps, setting up those camps, and maintaining those camps even at the cruel level Trump would prefer work?

To where would Trump deport millions of undocumented immigrants? 

Sounds like it will be far more difficult than building a wall, and we all saw how that went.

So, Donald will classify millions of people as not belonging here at all. They are a threat to us and our pets. What do you do while you're waiting for the Trump Troopers to come remove them? You must protect yourself and your family!

 

 

Some very fine people came up with a solution to this type of problem 80-odd years ago 

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7 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I was thinking today about how fucked up it is that I want him to stay alive because I think having Vance as president is actually more terrifying. 

Similar to Pence at the time. It’s a pretty good strategy for not getting a bullet in the head tbh.

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Just now, Bozo_Casanova said:

Sometimes We The People need to get what We vote for. This is one of those times, and as Mencken would say, We are going to get it good and hard. 

I am living in a world surrounded by maga that are cheering. Most are divorced 50yr old incels, a couple have multiple daughters about to finish high school, some are young incels and the rest are on medicaid/medicare/SS. I hope their God helps them all. Meanwhile I will be living my life quietly thinking that I tried to help them. 

I am just going to sit with my popcorn and let the chaos play out. It feels evil but clearly that is the goal so let's go! I feel unburdened, sort of like telling someone to not touch the scalding stove and they do anyways. I told you it would hurt and you ignored me. What more do you want from me?

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