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57 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Make lemonade. This is a fantastic opportunity few get to enjoy. Show appreciation for this rarest of consequences to create a presentation comparing and contrasting the experience and facilities of The University of Texas versus South Plains Jr. College!

You could have a traveling show featuring your presentation. Kinda like those prison shows where they scare the kids into getting right!!

Mind blown.  Two of my almae matres.

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2 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Make lemonade. This is a fantastic opportunity few get to enjoy. Show appreciation for this rarest of consequences to create a presentation comparing and contrasting the experience and facilities of The University of Texas versus South Plains Jr. College!

You could have a traveling show featuring your presentation. Kinda like those prison shows where they scare the kids into getting right!!

chris farley snl GIF

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On 1/20/2025 at 5:54 PM, msucolt45 said:


Come on CTJ, the dude has talent off the charts. Surely someone besides a CC will give him a chance?

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JUCO if he is lucky. Maybe if he balled out while being a problem I could see some smaller programs take him but he is just unrealized potential with nothing but problems.

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6 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Johntay's latest post is pretty tame. He's probably finding out how temporal celebrity fame is.

Yesterday, you were feeling like a boss at a world-class university enjoying incredible benefits and facilities. It seems everyone wants to be a part of your circle and basking in your stardom, especially since you were paying for everything. 

Today, the prospective universities on the list you made are not responding to your outreach. Your 'friends' are somehow no longer available, and don't have money to help you out. 

Choose wisely. 

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He's been looking stoned'ish in the last few pictures you've posted of him, where you're saying he's posting nominal stuff.

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13 hours ago, Rimbo said:

i love this image so much ... particularly when you have an absolutely legendary improviser in David Spade having to hide his face because he's broken completely

 

Like Johntay Cook, Chris Farley should have realized he was partaking in far too many drugs. Farley never stopped himself. Johntay better get his shit together.

(I miss Chris Farley's humor a lot)

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On 1/22/2025 at 11:59 AM, Tex Pete said:

(I miss Chris Farley's humor a lot)

Wrigley's pissers have a center row of urinals on either side of a half wall that face inward.  You're looking right at the dude pissing across from you.  I was doing my business across from "Chris Farley", but it was after he had died.  It was his brother.  He rolled his eyes when he saw the look on my face and said "yeah, Chris was my brother".  #csb

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On 1/22/2025 at 11:59 AM, Tex Pete said:

Like Johntay Cook, Chris Farley should have realized he was partaking in far too many drugs. Farley never stopped himself. Johntay better get his shit together.

(I miss Chris Farley's humor a lot)

Oh, he stopped himself.

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Welllllll, he just Instagram-posted this list of "Top 10 Available Players in the Portal" by @247sports which has him listed as the top prospect. I like how he is shown transferring from Washington. Bro was with them for 48 hours. 

Maybe I'm the idiot and he is the hottest prospect, but we shall see! 

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2 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Welllllll, he just Instagram-posted this list of "Top 10 Available Players in the Portal" by @247sports which has him listed as the top prospect. I like how he is shown transferring from Washington. Bro was with them for 48 hours. 

Maybe I'm the idiot and he is the hottest prospect, but we shall see! 

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2 hours ago, kevwun said:

The recruiting services still have absolutely no idea how to rate portal players.  Their high school rank doesn't mean shit anymore.

100%.

Nobody's taking a flyer on this guy now. Few were before. Lasting under a week at the new gig turns the red flag into a red light.

This shit is just feeding his delusions, and will make the crash he's heading into so much worse.

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17 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Wrigley's pissers have a center row of urinals on either side of a half wall that face inward.  You're looking right at the dude pissing across from you.  I was doing my business across from "Chris Farley", but it was after he had died.  It was his brother.  He rolled his eyes when he saw the look on my face and said "yeah, Chris was my brother".  #csb

Impressive that you noticed the penis resemblance 

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2 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

Her name is Bye Yonce? I think. Apparently a decent musician I’m told. Story is she saw this jersey, purchased it with funds (most likely usd) and then put it over her head and arms thru the holes. 
 

She is not a musician. Singer, or vocalist if you prefer. Songwriter as well.

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3 hours ago, hookemATL said:

Her name is Bye Yonce? I think. Apparently a decent musician I’m told. Story is she saw this jersey, purchased it with funds (most likely usd) and then put it over her head and arms thru the holes. 
 

also, and this is important, she wasn't wearing pants at the time

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22 hours ago, hookemATL said:

Her name is Bye Yonce? I think. Apparently a decent musician I’m told. Story is she saw this jersey, purchased it with funds (most likely usd) and then put it over her head and arms thru the holes. 
 

what the fuck does it have to do with david ash?

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