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54 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

So were you the guy that James Henry came back and beat up for Robert Joseph?  

No they committed multiple robberies in the same night. The same guy set up both us. He was an acquaintance little brother who was living on campus and owed them money. 

Posted
8 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

More sad than cool when you google Andre Jones and see he was dead at 24.

Did not know that and just read about it. Wow, that sucks. 

I wonder if he was already down a bad path, or did his crash at UT send him down that road? 

He was a top student in high school. CTE? Robert Joseph Syndrome (RJS)? 

That's terrible and sad.

 

Posted
10 hours ago, DaysOff said:

It's true. Clear security. Drop weed. TSA is neither law enforcement nor feds in the traditional sense.

I'm confused. Why ditch it after you clear security? Just in case you have second thoughts about flying into a more unreasonable state?

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Posted
7 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Did not know that and just read about it. Wow, that sucks. 

I wonder if he was already down a bad path, or did his crash at UT send him down that road? 

He was a top student in high school. CTE? Robert Joseph Syndrome (RJS)? 

That's terrible and sad.

 

My guess is he was looked after pretty well in El Paso (first 5 star ever to come from there) and when he got the ATX, he fell in to the welcoming hands of bad influencers and it was all over for him.  Maybe an element of bright  lights big city got hold of him.    I remember Mack gushing over him when he used to do those signing day resume talks.

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Posted
7 hours ago, Da Fino said:

I'm confused. Why ditch it after you clear security? Just in case you have second thoughts about flying into a more unreasonable state?

I'd imagine it's for international travel.  Don't want to get busted importing drugs. 

I can't imagine anyone dumb enough to toss out drugs after clearing security if they are flying domestic ...unless, or course, you're already high and paranoid.

 

Posted
7 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

I'd imagine it's for international travel.  Don't want to get busted importing drugs. 

I can't imagine anyone dumb enough to toss out drugs after clearing security if they are flying domestic ...unless, or course, you're already high and paranoid.

 

But, why would you take them to the airport to begin with?

Posted
1 hour ago, Da Fino said:

Ok. Let’s hear it. 

Not saying I've used the disposal option, but accidents happen. I was flying back to Texas from Arkansas the day after this year's UT-Arkansas game. The night before I had sampled a friend's Arkansas legal pen and apparently placed it in my pocket. We had been drinking all day before, during, and after the game. As I am walking up to TSA counter the next day, wearing the same pair of shorts, I reach into my pocket for my ID and I pull out said pen and ID. 

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Posted
2 hours ago, Da Fino said:

Ok. Let’s hear it. 

Backpacks and luggage make good hiding spots at home, but sometimes you forget to check all the pockets before leaving for the airport.

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Posted (edited)
6 hours ago, ABZ said:

. The night before I had sampled a friend's Arkansas legal pen and apparently placed it in my pocket. We had been drinking all day before, during, and after the game. As I am walking up to TSA counter the next day, wearing the same pair of shorts

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Posted

Dumb question, as I don't partake:  if you try to fly with weed product from a state where that product is legal, does "security" care if you're landing in a state where it's not legal?  Do they screen on that basis?

Posted
2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Dumb question, as I don't partake:  if you try to fly with weed product from a state where that product is legal, does "security" care if you're landing in a state where it's not legal?  Do they screen on that basis?

No one cares ever. 

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Posted
Dumb question, as I don't partake:  if you try to fly with weed product from a state where that product is legal, does "security" care if you're landing in a state where it's not legal?  Do they screen on that basis?

Nobody cares domestically. After international arrivals, you may see a drug dog, but that is extremely rare. The beagle brigade looking for unlawful food and seeds is what's the most common search in the USA.
Posted
8 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Nobody cares domestically. After international arrivals, you may see a drug dog, but that is extremely rare. The beagle brigade looking for unlawful food and seeds is what's the most common search in the USA.

That's funny, I saw one of those beagles flag a guy when were in line at customs (Frankfurt -> DFW).  Agent asks the passenger about undeclared food, guy denies it, agent says "sir the dog is telling me you have food in your carryon" and the guy finally capitulates to smuggling grapefruit into Texas from Germany.  That's a special kind of stupid.

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Posted
52 minutes ago, CycleTex87 said:

Barry Switzer (in his role as Dallas Cowboys coach) showed up to the airport with a pistol in his luggage that one time.

My uncle did that at an airport in Santa Fe about 10 years ago.  So glad the news did not catch wind because he was CEO of one of the largest grocery chains in the country at the time, and it would have been really embarrassing.  He had it in a backpack and just had forgotten about it.

Fine was like $15k. He lost his pre-check for 5 years or so.  What's crazy is they let him fly.  He just had to go put his gun in his truck.

Posted
3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

That's funny, I saw one of those beagles flag a guy when were in line at customs (Frankfurt -> DFW).  Agent asks the passenger about undeclared food, guy denies it, agent says "sir the dog is telling me you have food in your carryon" and the guy finally capitulates to smuggling grapefruit into Texas from Germany.  That's a special kind of stupid.

Have you ever had a German grapefruit?

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Posted (edited)
4 hours ago, immamac said:

No one cares ever. 


This. Also people need to stop saying “weed” like we are still in the days of a bag of weed and rolling paper. THC products are much more common in vape pens (oil infused THC) and edible products most commonly gummies. These are not something a dog is trained to find. My favorite product is a hydration powder that I mix with a vodka soda at the airport bar. 

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Posted
16 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Have you ever had a German grapefruit?

Is that the one where a prostitute named Hilda puts a ball gag in my mouth?  If so, no.

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Posted
On 2/18/2025 at 4:55 AM, DaysOff said:


This is a reminder that flying with weed is a felony offense. Just because your state legalized it doesn't make it legal. ORD has weed drop boxes just past all TSA checkpoints if you forgot to leave it at home.

LOL 

Posted
On 2/18/2025 at 6:40 AM, AUinHsv said:

and who is responsible for emptying those? asking for a friend

It's hilarious they put the boxes AFTER the TSA checkpoints. Who gets through security with weed and then tosses it?!?!?!?

Posted
20 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

My favorite product is a hydration powder that I mix with a vodka soda at the airport bar. 

Vibations? 

 

5 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Dumb question, as I don't partake:  if you try to fly with weed product from a state where that product is legal, does "security" care if you're landing in a state where it's not legal?  Do they screen on that basis?

TSA doesn't care about weed at all unless it's very large quantities. They even have a section on their website where they say they don't care about weed.

https://www.tsa.gov/travel/security-screening/whatcanibring/items/medical-marijuana

Posted
10 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

Vibations? 

 

TSA doesn't care about weed at all unless it's very large quantities. They even have a section on their website where they say they don't care about weed.

https://www.tsa.gov/travel/security-screening/whatcanibring/items/medical-marijuana

You druggies are so hopped up on doobies that you can't even read.  Your link says TSA officers are required to report any suspected violations of law to local, state or federal authorities.

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

Their also required to report suspected illegal immigrants and any overheard criticism of our king


I realize we (I mainly) took this off topic but seriously take that shit somewhere else. 

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Posted
1 hour ago, Newy25 said:


This. Also people need to stop saying “weed” like we are still in the days of a bag of weed and rolling paper. THC products are much more common in vape pens (oil infused THC) and edible products most commonly gummies. These are not something a dog is trained to find. My favorite product is a hydration powder that I mix with a vodka soda at the airport bar. 

 

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Posted
37 minutes ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

Their also required to report suspected illegal immigrants and any overheard criticism of our king

*They're

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