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17 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

I'm not gonna cheer genocide because lots of people are gonna die.  But the Dearborn folks most certainly voted for genocide. And they're gonna get it.

That's it. The people pulling the schad are those idiots who couldn't see past some perverse sense of self-righteousness to the action that best served their purpose. That doesn't impact the profound sympathy and outrage a person may have for the targets of Israeli slaughter in Gaza and points east of Israel.

Biden and the US have failed the Palestinians at best. Now, even the lip service and wan warnings to Israel will be gone and part of the good old days.

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10 hours ago, immamac said:

It makes a big difference just because you don't know what the fuck you are doing doesn't mean I don't. 

There are threads for discussing different aspects of what is going on. This thread isn't a Trump specific thread it's a thread about intended consequences for people who voted for bad things to happen to themselves.

There's election discussion in the election thread and there's Trumps America to discuss the transition and policy. 

This isn't the general catchall thread for whatever stupid shit you want to talk about. Go talk about it in another thread. This should not be a fast moving thread and the posts in this thread shouldn't be a bunch of opinions or discussions. 

The intended scope of this thread could be one of the greatest LOLs on this site if we could just be disciplined about it. Might even save a few lives. But no, we gotta go off the rails. Surprised there’s no Chili’s or McRib talk by now. Mayo vs mustard, waffle vs curly fries, dogs vs cats, just fuck the whole thing up and have blood on your hands surly. Jesus.

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13 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

I got news for you, I prayed, in a no-fucks-given public school system, and we also had a nice lady come around and tell Bible stories with cut-out figures that would cling to a felt board.

Then we were allowed to draw Bible scenes, so I busted out a magnum opus of Samson holding a Philistine soldier by the neck and smashing his skull with the jawbone of an ass.

It was way better than my rather pedestrian drawing of Moses murdering the Egyptian slave-driver. The other kids that day drew floating basket baby Moses n stuff. Naw.

This may elevate you to national treasure.

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13 hours ago, pacman said:

parent rights unless the parents don't want their kids reciting a Christian prayer?

In the post-game analysis that I heard after Tuesday, nobody mentioned Christian Nationalism at all. Will the Catholics who voted Trump be happy with Southern Baptist/Evangelical dogma becoming the state-supported voice of the Natinal Religion?

I used to hear all the time from the accosting Christians curious about whether my presumed search had turned up Jesus that the Great Whore Mother of Babylon (or whatever) from Revelations was, obviously, the Catholic Church.

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28 minutes ago, troph said:

The intended scope of this thread could be one of the greatest LOLs on this site if we could just be disciplined about it. Might even save a few lives. But no, we gotta go off the rails. Surprised there’s no Chili’s or McRib talk by now. Mayo vs mustard, waffle vs curly fries, dogs vs cats, just fuck the whole thing up and have blood on your hands surly. Jesus.

It’s not a “we” problem. It’s a few habitual dipshits: Anastasis with his off-topic diversionary bullshit; Brisket with his signature histrionic “If I can’t have the perfect world, then everyone should die horribly” tantrums; and 956 with his usual racist sadism. 

The rest of us grasp the concepts of karmic justice and schadenfreude just fine. 

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5 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

It’s not a “we” problem. It’s a few habitual dipshits: Anastasis with his off-topic diversionary bullshit; Brisket with his signature histrionic “If I can’t have the perfect world, then everyone should die horribly” tantrums; and 956 with his usual racist sadism. 

The rest of us grasp the concepts of karmic justice and schadenfreude just fine. 

Yeah, "the people getting genocided have it coming to them" posters have a real strong grasp on karmic justice. 

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2 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Yeah, "the people getting genocided have it coming to them" posters have a real strong grasp on karmic justice. 

So you admit that there will be a genocide, then? Very interesting that you would be more concerned with how people respond to the genocide, rather than the actual genocide itself.

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29 minutes ago, G650 said:

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So very related to the dismantling of the department of education are the policies that the TEA enacted affecting special ed throughout Texas in the aughts.  Details here, but tl;dr Texas arbitrarily capped special ed services at 8.5% in violation of federal law which led to a great number of kids with needs getting nothing.  Texas eventually was sued by the Dept of Education to remove this cap.  The Dept of Education won and Texas was forced to revoke the cap and return it to being completely needs based.

If the Department of Education goes away or is made toothless, well, its gonna suck for any kids in need of special ed services.  As for anyone with a kid with an IEP that voted for it...

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4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

They can’t just take their voucher to a school the deals with special ed?  

are you under the impression that a private school is not gonna be fully empowered to deny enrollment for certain students for 'reasons', regardless of any 'voucher'?

 

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What have those kids done to deserve special treatment (REVERSE DISCRIMINATION!!??)? They just need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and learn.

And is it even the state's responsibility to provide them an education at all (COMMUNISM??)? Sure it directly calls it out in the constitution that the state will provide it, but God has a plan for them so we should throw out those evil books and just pray. WHY NOT DONE??

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21 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

See that’s the problem. Karma is a blunt instrument.

 

19 minutes ago, G650 said:

Not really. What's gonna happen is gonna happen.

Right. That’s my point. Fascist policies have a way of hurting both good and bad people. It’s fun to see shitheads get their comeuppance. But that comes with a terrible price. 

I guess the solution is to enjoy the schadenfreude while committing to help those who don’t deserve what’s coming. 

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5 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

I guess the solution is to enjoy the schadenfreude while committing to help those who don’t deserve what’s coming. 

Yep, we're dismantling a system all of us were born into.  I don't think any of us has direct firsthand experience with the alternative to government providing a baseline of education, some sort of a social safety net and protections for marginalized people.  There's not much to be done at this point except to A) prepare to take care of you and yours B) help out elsewhere where you are able and C) allow downstream pain to emphasize the need so that maybe people come back around to seeing the benefit of these institutions.

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Well found a possible leopard eating face thats a lot more innocuous than brown people getting deported, genocide or disabled kids in gas chambers...
 

Significant portion of Trump voters who are still hellbent against the "devils lettuce" for some reason going be wondering WTF is going on should this happen...

 

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This thread is more disheartening than last Tuesday’s results. I’ve been a cynical misanthrope for a long time. But it’s becoming increasingly clear that, even still, I had somehow managed to overestimate the good in mankind.

Thanks for the wake-up call, you fucking maniacs. 

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2 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

This thread is more disheartening than last Tuesday’s results. I’ve been a cynical misanthrope for a long time. But it’s becoming increasingly clear that, even still, I had somehow managed to overestimate the good in mankind.

Thanks for the wake-up call, you fucking maniacs. 

Would you rather us just say, "man, it's sure tough luck that these people are going to get exactly what they voted for?" 

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