The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

[UpperWestside 6,163]

4 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

Well, I will say that the “Unlubed Dildo” portion of this thread certainly delivers.

We are going to have some really fun additions to this thread over the next four years. A whole bunch of people with an IQ of potato are about to find out starting in January. 

[Gatorubet 30,238]

3 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Future daughter in law from Texarkana sent me her chili recipe today. It has beans in it. Need to have a talk to the boy about his life choices.

Chili is not undefeated. 

[gmr548 16,580]

3 hours ago, Born to Run said:

always

 

3 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

This is the caliber of troll I aspire to be. Darren Woods out here with the greatest IRL shitpost of all time.

[tx 3 putt 76,958]

4 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

i’m gonna need to see the breakdown on % of veterans who voted for Trump in 2024 before I know whether to feel bad or not. 

 

[PRONG HORN 3,146]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[6th Street 6,403]

big, if true

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13,585]

7 hours ago, pacman said:

"I never did this when Biden won"

"Not talking to me because of politics"

I tried unsuccessfully to explain this to family who were complaining about "losing friends because of politics".

Trump's mouth, associatiates and history of actions took the Presidential choice way beyond just politics.

It's entirely too convenient, aka horseshit, for them to try and limit the scope of everyone's issue with Trump to just "politics".

Of course, these family members will lose their face if ACA goes away too.

It's a tired tactic- use broad, general terms that deliberately avoid specifics. Stating you're losing friends and family over "politics" sounds petty compared to "I'm losing loved ones because I supported a guy who has stated he wants to use the military against Americans who don't support him". 

[DDD Dad 14,339]

8 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

“Who is that ducking? Ani!

Who’s Dumb-fucking? Ani!

Who eschews examples? Ani!

Who ‘both-sides’ as he rambles? Ani!

He will pronounce his thought as mental dynamite, Google it to sound more erudite - he loves to change the subject though it leads to fights…

Ani - Ani, Ani don’t ya know, when you put both sides together - you’ve get yourself an A - Whole! “

I picked musical theatre.  

He’s a smooth criminal

[G650 14,256]

 

[Captainant 27,668]

4 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This was because of the repeated death threats they were getting exclusively from trump supporters. Fuck you, you fucking propagandizing liar

[Goofyboy 3,293]

It's a tired tactic- use broad, general terms that deliberately avoid specifics. Stating you're losing friends and family over "politics" sounds petty compared to "I'm losing loved ones because I supported a guy who has stated he wants to use the military against Americans who don't support him". 

Exactly. I’ve cut off friends from high school that I still spoke to. I can’t trust any of them now. They voted for the guy that labeled me the enemy from with in (plus all the other terrible shit on his platform). So, now we are enemies and I will act in kind.

Side note - being a remote employee has paid off. I don’t have to be around an office full of loud Trump supporters (Fortune 300 company in O&G).

[wildcat09 29,354]

1 hour ago, Captainant said:

This was because of the repeated death threats they were getting exclusively from trump supporters. Fuck you, you fucking propagandizing liar

Honestly Pronghorn should be banned for this.  Then rounded up and tarred and feathered.

[Evil Bill Obrien 3,284]

1 minute ago, wildcat09 said:

Honestly Pronghorn should be banned for this.  Then rounded up and tarred and feathered.

[Captainant 27,668]

2 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Honestly Pronghorn should be banned for this.  Then rounded up and tarred and feathered.

Don't you know? Disinformation that is easily bebunked is fine to constantly post, because we can't expect people to click through or understand context. Blacklab and Imma out front shoulda told ya.

Edited November 13 by Captainant

[UpperWestside 6,163]

12 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Future daughter in law from Texarkana sent me her chili recipe today. It has beans in it. Need to have a talk to the boy about his life choices.

When she eats chips and salsa does it come out of a jar of Pace? 

[Incredulity 11,671]

14 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Don't you know? Disinformation that is easily bebunked is fine to constantly post, because we can't expect people to click through or understand context. Blacklab and Imma out front shoulda told ya.

[Chad Fuck 17,681]

16 hours ago, David Dennison said:

We should just appease Russia. That would solve everything.

[Goofyboy 3,293]

Not sure if this should go here or not, as it’s just for Texas. But, I hope everyone is REAL happy in their marriage. This is being filed for 2025 session.

Another Vasut bill would make Texas one of four states that allow “covenant marriage,” a legal arrangement that has been favored by some conservative Christians, including U.S. House Speaker Mike Johnson. Under House Bill 931, both parties would have to agree to a divorce in order for a court to grant it. Before that, they’d also have to undergo at least five hours of counseling by a member of the clergy or a licensed mental health professional.

[Foosters 17,856]

16 hours ago, workswithseed said:

“that humanity had transferred its allegiance from the peaceable reign of God to the militant and selfish interest of human governments,”

David Lipscomb.

looks like someone's mid-way through their first semester of college!

congrats

[wildcat09 29,354]

1 minute ago, Foosters said:

looks like someone's mid-way through their first semester of college!

congrats

I remember when I used to post on message boards kinda like Seed likes to do.

I was 15.

[G650 14,256]

 

 

[Incredulity 11,671]

2 minutes ago, G650 said:

 

 

Devil corporations, price gougers....AREGGHLERFIgERGlLBBB!!!!111!!!!!!1

 

Oh that doesn't apply anymore?

 

 

[Captainant 27,668]

1 minute ago, Incredulity said:

Devil corporations, price gougers....AREGGHLERFIgERGlLBBB!!!!111!!!!!!1

 

Oh that doesn't apply anymore?

No, no, there's going to be plenty of that too. There's a ton of businesses that saw cost increases of $1, so they took the opportunity to raise prices by $3. 

 

Sorry that there's not many simple answers to complex problems for ya

[Incredulity 11,671]

1 minute ago, Captainant said:

There's a ton of businesses that saw cost increases of $1, so they took the opportunity to raise prices by $3. 

gross margins....how do they work???

[workswithseed 2,106]

19 minutes ago, Foosters said:

looks like someone's mid-way through their first semester of college!

congrats

Woah, thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

 

18 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

I remember when I used to post on message boards kinda like Seed likes to do.

I was 15.

Quotes are so 50 years ago, apparently.

[DixonHur 11,304]

15 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Whatever y'all do, do NOT bring up the Spanish Inquisition.

Bro, they were just asking questions.

[Fudge Nuggets 19,190]

9 minutes ago, Captainant said:

No, no, there's going to be plenty of that too. There's a ton of businesses that saw cost increases of $1, so they took the opportunity to raise prices by $3. 

 

Sorry that there's not many simple answers to complex problems for ya

When the service companies I deal with come in with price increase requests, I make them provide back-up documentation from their supplier stating cost to supply has gone up X%.  No documentation, no price increase.

[956 Worldwide 34,715]

Can this go here? The second it’s a secret ballot, GOP MAGA warriors get knifed by their colleagues. Lulz. 
 

https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/4988485-rick-scott-out-senate-leader-race/

 

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Sen. Rick Scott (R-Fla.), one of President-elect Trump’s closest allies in the Senate, has been knocked out of the race to elect the next Senate majority leader after the first round of voting, according to two sources familiar with the early results.

Senate Republican Whip John Thune (S.D.) won the first round of secret balloting, collecting 23 votes.

His chief rival, Sen. John Cornyn (R-Texas), collected 15 votes, finishing in second place after the first round.

Scott just missed advancing to a runoff, winning 13 votes.

 

 

[G650 14,256]

Just now, 956 Worldwide said:

Can this go here? The second it’s a secret ballot, GOP MAGA warriors get knifed by their colleagues. Lulz. 
 

https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/4988485-rick-scott-out-senate-leader-race/

 

 

[Sawbonz 27,562]

47 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

Not sure if this should go here or not, as it’s just for Texas. But, I hope everyone is REAL happy in their marriage. This is being filed for 2025 session.

Another Vasut bill would make Texas one of four states that allow “covenant marriage,” a legal arrangement that has been favored by some conservative Christians, including U.S. House Speaker Mike Johnson. Under House Bill 931, both parties would have to agree to a divorce in order for a court to grant it. Before that, they’d also have to undergo at least five hours of counseling by a member of the clergy or a licensed mental health professional.

“Allow” or “mandate?” 

[Chad Fuck 17,681]

2 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Can this go here? The second it’s a secret ballot, GOP MAGA warriors get knifed by their colleagues. Lulz. 
 

https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/4988485-rick-scott-out-senate-leader-race/

 

 

This is a less dark spot then.  I don't see Thune or Cornyn abdicated the Senate's "advice and consent" role.  Then again, I've been wrong about other things.  And very recently too.

[956 Worldwide 34,715]

1 minute ago, Chad Fuck said:

This is a less dark spot then.  I don't see Thune or Cornyn abdicated the Senate's "advice and consent" role.  Then again, I've been wrong about other things.  And very recently too.

It will be interesting to me to see if either Thune or Cornyn fully embrace the “we want to do recess appointments for DJT” in an attempt to grab the true believers or if they will do a gentleman’s agreement to just dance about and argue on other merits.  
 

[G650 14,256]

https://old.reddit.com/r/LeopardsAteMyFace/comments/1gq4wph/tariffs_already_ruining_christmas/

 

[Chad Fuck 17,681]

2 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

It will be interesting to me to see if either Thune or Cornyn fully embrace the “we want to do recess appointments for DJT” in an attempt to grab the true believers or if they will do a gentleman’s agreement to just dance about and argue on other merits.  
 

[Ghost of LL 15,531]

19 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

But she WAS the party’s candidate for President. And the party declined a request by Palestinian advocates to speak at the DNC, but allowed pro-Israel speakers (which, by the way, leaders of the Uncommitted movement supported).

From my conversations with Muslim friends, merely allowing a Palestinian voice to speak briefly at the convention would have gone a looooong way. It was about showing a path forward and hope. The party fucked that up as badly as it possibly could have, which is a high bar for our lovable blue losers. 

Haha--holy fucking shit.  These dumb motherfuckers pulled the cord on the political suicide vest because the Democrats didn't let them have a speaker at the convention?  And you expect me to feel an ounce of sympathy for them?

 

 

And yeah--I did choose that metaphor purposefully.  Dumb fucking non-strategic thinkers.  Fuck them.

[sidis 9,828]

pre-tax corporate profits:

$2.4 trillion in Q4 2019 to $4.08 trillion in Q2 2024. 68% increase in fewer than five years. from 2019 backwards, it would require you to go back to Q4 2004 to see that level of growth in before-tax corporate profits controlling for the financial crisis (as i did for covid). What took 15 years previously achieved in 4.5 years.

 

after-tax corporate profits:

$2.12 trillion in Q4 2019 to 3.41 trillion in Q2 2024. 60% increase in fewer than five years. from 2019 backwards, it would require you to go back to Q2 2005 to see that level of growth in after-tax corporate profits controlling for the financial crisis (as i did for covid). what previously too 14 years achieved in 4.5 years.

"in order to continue to provide the same excellent service....."

[InkaUtexas 25,940]

3 minutes ago, G650 said:

https://old.reddit.com/r/LeopardsAteMyFace/comments/1gq4wph/tariffs_already_ruining_christmas/

 

[G650 14,256]

3 minutes ago, sidis said:

"in order to continue to provide the same excellent service....."

In news that will surprise no one, their service sucks too.

[sidis 9,828]

Just now, G650 said:

In news that will surprise no one, their service sucks too.

it just cracks me up because it has been on every single price increase notice from entertainment subscriptions services to software services to retail, etc...

your service sucks. you're extracting maximum profits because your previous price theory models that preceded covid got thrown out the window and the market is inefficient in crony capitalism.

[Ghost of LL 15,531]

3 minutes ago, sidis said:

pre-tax corporate profits:

$2.4 trillion in Q4 2019 to $4.08 trillion in Q2 2024. 68% increase in fewer than five years. from 2019 backwards, it would require you to go back to Q4 2004 to see that level of growth in before-tax corporate profits controlling for the financial crisis (as i did for covid). What took 15 years previously achieved in 4.5 years.

 

after-tax corporate profits:

$2.12 trillion in Q4 2019 to 3.41 trillion in Q2 2024. 60% increase in fewer than five years. from 2019 backwards, it would require you to go back to Q2 2005 to see that level of growth in after-tax corporate profits controlling for the financial crisis (as i did for covid). what previously too 14 years achieved in 4.5 years.

"in order to continue to provide the same excellent service....."

Just look at what the markets are doing.  Stocks are up nearly 10% over the last week; bond yields are also rising.  Everyone fucking thinks inflation is going to bounce back up and corporations are going to use that as an opportunity to make windfall profits.

The investing classes are going to make a killing.

It's the working classes that are going to be killed.

 

So, you know--the yoozh.

[BrickHorn 18,234]

1 minute ago, Ghost of LL said:

And you expect me to feel an ounce of sympathy for them?

Not exactly. But I do expect decent people to feel sympathy for millions of innocents trying to survive an onslaught in Gaza (and, likely soon, the West Bank). 

I know this thread has moved quickly, but this discussion started when a few of our resident assholes cheered on the coming slaughter in Gaza as if it were some sort of karmic justice for the poor choices of Muslims in Michigan. Then said assholes doubled down on it. 

We can debate whether American Muslims who declined to vote for Kamala deserve what’s coming. I personally believe their decision presented a unique moral conundrum. But are you really going to defend Brisket and 956 as they celebrate the massacre of innocent non-Americans who had literally no choice to make?

[Biff Tannen 45,685]

1 minute ago, Ghost of LL said:

Just look at what the markets are doing.  Stocks are up nearly 10% over the last week; bond yields are also rising.  Everyone fucking thinks inflation is going to bounce back up and corporations are going to use that as an opportunity to make windfall profits.

The investing classes are going to make a killing.

It's the working classes that are going to be killed.

 

So, you know--the yoozh.

If only we could have seen this coming. 

[Hank Kingsley 20,939]

The problem with activists on the left is they are terrible strategists. 

 

[MotownHorn 1,762]

So many idiot Trump voters are going get hurt in the "find out" phase of this American FAFO

[Biff Tannen 45,685]

Just now, BrickHorn said:

Not exactly. But I do expect decent people to feel sympathy for millions of innocents trying to survive an onslaught in Gaza (and, likely soon, the West Bank). 

I know this thread has moved quickly, but this discussion started when a few of our resident assholes cheered on the coming slaughter in Gaza as if it were some sort of karmic justice for the poor choices of Muslims in Michigan. Then said assholes doubled down on it. 

We can debate whether American Muslims who declined to vote for Kamala deserve what’s coming. I personally believe their decision presented a unique moral conundrum. But are you really going to defend Brisket and 956 as they celebrate the massacre of innocent non-Americans who had literally no choice to make?

Dude. Again. They are not celebrating the deaths. They are celebrating the fact that all of these morons that voted against their own interests are going to find out hardcore what it means to be an uninformed or naive single issue voter, most likely swayed by propaganda because they didn’t take a microsecond to actually learn about the geopolitics of the situation. 

[Evil Bill Obrien 3,284]

18 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

“Allow” or “mandate?” 

Believe it is "Allow" so far, but likely a slippery slope with these Christian Nationalist mofos in Texas House and Texas Senate and only a matter of time till its "Mandated"

[Fudge Nuggets 19,190]

15 minutes ago, sidis said:

What took 15 years previously achieved in 4.5 years.

Thanks, Brandon.

[RPM 26,321]

25 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Scott just missed advancing to a runoff, winning 13 votes.

The Cruz Curse works in our favor for a change

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19,190]

8 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

But are you really going to defend Brisket and 956 as they celebrate the massacre of innocent non-Americans who had literally no choice to make?

Yes.

But to be fair, I'm an equal opportunity shithead and hope Israel gets wiped out too.  I'm tired of hearing about the bullshit over there and that somehow it's our problem to fix.  Fuck 'em.  Let both of them fight it out and sort out their own problems for a change.

[Ghost of LL 15,531]

5 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Not exactly. But I do expect decent people to feel sympathy for millions of innocents trying to survive an onslaught in Gaza (and, likely soon, the West Bank). 

I know this thread has moved quickly, but this discussion started when a few of our resident assholes cheered on the coming slaughter in Gaza as if it were some sort of karmic justice for the poor choices of Muslims in Michigan. Then said assholes doubled down on it. 

We can debate whether American Muslims who declined to vote for Kamala deserve what’s coming. I personally believe their decision presented a unique moral conundrum. But are you really going to defend Brisket and 956 as they celebrate the massacre of innocent non-Americans who had literally no choice to make?

The discussion moves quickly, but not that quickly.  I was specifically addressing the American Muslims you identified in your post--the dumb assholes in Dearborn who voted 85% against Harris.

There is no fucking "moral conundrum."  American electoral politics is a binary choice: either the Republican or the Democrat.  One of those two is going to get elected.  Voting for one helps that candidate get elected; deciding not to vote for a candidate hurts that candidate's chances of getting elected.  It's that fucking simple.

I didn't make the choice to elect the candidate who wants to ban Muslims from entering the United States.  I voted against the candidate who wants to deport Muslims and strip naturalized Muslims of their citizenship.  I voted against the candidate who will allow Israel to kill absolutely every Palestinian it can lay hands on.

The Muslims in Dearborn overwhelmingly voted to elect that candidate.

There ain't no fucking moral conundrum here.  One candidate was going to be elected: the candidate who supports all those things, or the candidate who opposes them.  The fine people in Dearborn chose the former.

They get to fucking live with that decision.

Or not.

Either way, I don't give a fuck.