The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

[Brisketexan 104605]

9 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Naw, they'll just find a way for Roberts to render it ineffective. Congress never passed any enabling legislation seems like a slam dunk argument.

There ya go.  Like the way you think.

[SimonBolivar 10926]

13 minutes ago, dcbc said:

The next civil war might actually be fought over textiles.  

again?

[tx ind 6999]

17 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

You missed the other alternative.  Repeal the 13th amendment. It is a communist restraint on commerce.

Or have Gaetz lock up people and use the penal exemption from the 13th, voila 

[Evil Bill Obrien 3190]

26 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

A snapshot of American greatness right there.

Shit, at this point, I'm looking at getting into the textile biz, figure it'll be taking off soon.  I hear the name "Triangle Shirtwaist Company" is available.

Do we think children have hands small enough to sew knobs into TC Tuggers shirts?

[RDCanecutter 26267]

41 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

 

4) Fill jobs with uneducated 10 year olds for $8 per hour.

 

We're not helping these children if we throw excessive money at them. $5/day is more than sufficient if you provide them with barracks, meals, and clothing from the company store.

[Brisketexan 104605]

6 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

We're not helping these children if we throw excessive money at them. $5/day is more than sufficient if you provide them with barracks, meals, and clothing from the company store.

If'n you're trying to talk your way into being my site foreman....keep talkin'.....

[RDCanecutter 26267]

5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

If'n you're trying to talk your way into being my site foreman....keep talkin'.....

I thank ye kindly but I move around too much in my bidness to settle down in one spot. My bidness? Tallow candles and fire insurance. This old warehouse, dry as a tinderbox. Reckon you're caught up on fire insurance?

[Gatorubet 30099]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

A snapshot of American greatness right there.

Shit, at this point, I'm looking at getting into the textile biz, figure it'll be taking off soon.  I hear the name "Triangle Shirtwaist Company" is available.

My Swedish immigrant grandmother and her mom and siblings. The dude in the middle has one hand covering up his other hand. That’s because sometime after the turn of the century (19th) he had his hand mangled in an industrial accident working in a factory as a 10-year-old.  You will notice there is no papa in the picture, because he died 5 years after he moved the family here from Stockholm.   The entire family had to work to make ends meet.  My grandmother and her sister both eventually caught two college educated American boys as hubs, so the family’s financial situation became much improved. 

Which is all to say, working your minor kids in dangerous factories is practically - as Hank Junior said - an American family tradition. 

[SimonBolivar 10926]

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

We're not helping these children if we throw excessive money at them. $5/day is more than sufficient if you provide them with barracks, meals, and clothing from the company store.

"They lived in BrisketCanecutter houses, their babies were delivered by BrisketCanecutter doctors, their children educated in BrisketCanecutter schools, they bought at BrisketCanecutter stores, borrowed books from BrisketCanecutter library, married in the BrisketCanecutter church, and were buried in the BrisketCanecutter cemetery."

 

[GenXer 2777]

3 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

"They lived in BrisketCanecutter houses, their babies were delivered by BrisketCanecutter doctors, their children educated in BrisketCanecutter schools, they bought at BrisketCanecutter stores, borrowed books from BrisketCanecutter library, married in the BrisketCanecutter church, and were buried in the BrisketCanecutter cemetery."

 

Sounds like BrisketCanecutter is just making america great again.

Also, borrowed books from BrisketCanecutter library? Sounds like socialism. That’s a nope.

[Ojo Rojo 1901]

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

We're not helping these children if we throw excessive money at them. $5/day is more than sufficient if you provide them with barracks, meals, and clothing from the company store.

And lower inflation at the same time!

[InkaUtexas 25517]

How do we join the BrisketCancutter party? Is there a literacy test? I can spell graft.

[Biff Tannen 45494]

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Dude.  You do not long game.

1) Destroy public education.

2) Remove child labor laws (see Arkansas as a leader of the pack).

3) Deport brown people who work at chicken plants for $11 per hour.

4) Fill jobs with uneducated 10 year olds for $8 per hour.

5) PROFIT.

You Make America Great Again by getting kids out of those evil librul schools, and putting them to work in the factories and the fields, like the good lord intended.  And if the struggling American family needs more money, well.....have more kids!  All those wage-earners under one roof, why, that's how you really make it in the world.  If it worked for our great grandparents, it'll work for us!  And by the way, have a few more kids than you thought you needed, because....we're bringing deadly childhood diseases back, baby!

And poof!  America is great again!  Like the 1900s!

[Biff Tannen 45494]

2 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

again?

Fuck you Eli Whitney

[Bookman 4610]

4 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

I have mixed feelings on this. On the one hand, fuck ‘em. On the other hand, education is the only way out of fascism. Further eroding the quality of rural schools will only expand the ignorant mob. And it’s not like these dipshits will ever understand the consequences. Replacing secular curricula with religion, pseudoscience, and ahistorical, performative patriotism is exactly what they want. They’ll be blissfully ignorant.

Theres not much schadenfreude to be had from a bunch of idiots enjoying the fuck out of becoming even worse citizens.

It's not like the red states can get any stupider than they already are. 

[Hank Kingsley 20695]

4 minutes ago, Bookman said:

It's not like the red states can get any stupider than they already are. 

[TwiceHorn 31272]

3 hours ago, pacman said:

I am trying to find the source but I did read a random comment that at least some of the funding sources will transition to HHS.

That's where DoE functions were before 1979.  Well, HEW.

[RDCanecutter 26267]

35 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

How do we join the BrisketCancutter party? Is there a literacy test? I can spell graft.

Could your grandaddy vote? Then you can vote, and cain't no outside agitator take that from you.

[flatdawgs 1258]

1 hour ago, SimonBolivar said:

"They lived in BrisketCanecutter houses, their babies were delivered by BrisketCanecutter doctors, their children educated in BrisketCanecutter schools, they bought at BrisketCanecutter stores, borrowed books from BrisketCanecutter library, married in the BrisketCanecutter church, and were buried in the BrisketCanecutter cemetery."

 

Hell, I already owe my soul to the BrisketCanecutter store.

[Gatorubet 30099]

57 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Fuck you Eli Whitney

I used to think fondly of him until I discovered it was not that type of gin

[InkaUtexas 25517]

36 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Could your grandaddy vote? Then you can vote, and cain't no outside agitator take that from you.

they both can, but them ded. but they still can.

one was one of them illegals from ireland and don't know the other one. but rumors are he was a code talker, so not sure bout that.

[RDCanecutter 26267]

2 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

they both can, but them ded. but they still can.

one was one of them illegals from ireland and don't know the other one. but rumors are he was a code talker, so not sure bout that.

My hearin's gone, son, so I missed all of that.

Got you down as eligible to vote.