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I like y'all, but damn if y'all ain't some worrisome over-thinkers.

So what if coffee and mangos don't grow well in the USA? The USA used to expand, and it can do it again.

I'm talkin LAND-GRABS, son. Let all those Marines training at 29 Palms get some REAL training, secure the port of Manzanillo. Then some Army boys oo-rah their way up to Comala for coffee (and some surprisingly good bread and cheese,) while another division locks down the avocado plantations of Guerrero.

If the Mexican Military says boo, supplement their cartel bribes to look the other way.

Repeat for any other product we desire, Make the new zones "territories" with lenient immigration policies for people wanting to work in them.

Mango?

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41 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

 I'm going to try to profit from the chaos, because being that we've all been forcibly converted into joining the church of "I got mine, fuck you," I'm gonna pick up that hymnal and sing with gusto.  Praise the lord and pass me a chunk of your SS disability check so I can help Make America Great Again!

 

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1 minute ago, RDCanecutter said:

I like y'all, but damn if y'all ain't some worrisome over-thinkers.

So what if coffee and mangos don't grow well in the USA? The USA used to expand, and it can do it again.

I'm talkin LAND-GRABS, son. Let all those Marines training at 29 Palms get some REAL training, secure the port of Manzanillo. Then some Army boys oo-rah their way up to Comala for coffee (and some surprisingly good bread and cheese,) while another division locks down the avocado plantations of Guerrero.

If the Mexican Military says boo, supplement their cartel bribes to look the other way.

Repeat for any other product we desire, Make the new zones "territories" with lenient immigration policies for people wanting to work in them.

Mango?

Mister we could use a man like Woodrow Wilson again 

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13 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I like y'all, but damn if y'all ain't some worrisome over-thinkers.

So what if coffee and mangos don't grow well in the USA? The USA used to expand, and it can do it again.

I'm talkin LAND-GRABS, son. Let all those Marines training at 29 Palms get some REAL training, secure the port of Manzanillo. Then some Army boys oo-rah their way up to Comala for coffee (and some surprisingly good bread and cheese,) while another division locks down the avocado plantations of Guerrero.

If the Mexican Military says boo, supplement their cartel bribes to look the other way.

Repeat for any other product we desire, Make the new zones "territories" with lenient immigration policies for people wanting to work in them.

Mango?

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15 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I like y'all, but damn if y'all ain't some worrisome over-thinkers.

So what if coffee and mangos don't grow well in the USA? The USA used to expand, and it can do it again.

I'm talkin LAND-GRABS, son. Let all those Marines training at 29 Palms get some REAL training, secure the port of Manzanillo. Then some Army boys oo-rah their way up to Comala for coffee (and some surprisingly good bread and cheese,) while another division locks down the avocado plantations of Guerrero.

If the Mexican Military says boo, supplement their cartel bribes to look the other way.

Repeat for any other product we desire, Make the new zones "territories" with lenient immigration policies for people wanting to work in them.

Mango?

You just officially just did the song here with your 2nd sentence. 

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Dammit I’ve had it with the coffee disinformation. The best coffee beans on the planet are grown IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! The Kona region of Hawaii produces the best beans on the planet. Ethiopia, Colombia and a few other places are great too, but Kona is unmatched. Now, back to leopards. 

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Dammit I’ve had it with the coffee disinformation. The best coffee beans on the planet are grown IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! The Kona region of Hawaii produces the best beans on the planet. Ethiopia, Colombia and a few other places are great too, but Kona is unmatched. Now, back to leopards. 

Hawaii? Good, add Hawaii to the list of places we invade and annex. And make sure kids learn history and geography in school.

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5 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Dammit I’ve had it with the coffee disinformation. The best coffee beans on the planet are grown IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! The Kona region of Hawaii produces the best beans on the planet. Ethiopia, Colombia and a few other places are great too, but Kona is unmatched. Now, back to leopards. 

Maybe we can enslave the pensioners from Cleveland that moved there 5 years ago and shopped exclusively at Margaritaville for their new wardrobes. 

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29 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I like y'all, but damn if y'all ain't some worrisome over-thinkers.

So what if coffee and mangos don't grow well in the USA? The USA used to expand, and it can do it again.

I'm talkin LAND-GRABS, son. Let all those Marines training at 29 Palms get some REAL training, secure the port of Manzanillo. Then some Army boys oo-rah their way up to Comala for coffee (and some surprisingly good bread and cheese,) while another division locks down the avocado plantations of Guerrero.

If the Mexican Military says boo, supplement their cartel bribes to look the other way.

Repeat for any other product we desire, Make the new zones "territories" with lenient immigration policies for people wanting to work in them.

Mango?

It's a solid plan. Worked in the 1700's.

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32 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

White Rage is a great book that people should read. Basically - anytime black people have made advancements - white people have punished them. And here we are again.

Damn.....My bad guys. I know I shouldn't have bought this house in this neighborhood.

 

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Don't worry about checking your husband and having him apologize. Even though you are a woman, can't seem to draw a line from how upset she is and the fact that womens' bodily autonomy was hanging in the balance. What he said was the current equivalent of the N-word for women in 2024.

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Question for our Surly Latinos—

 

If Mexicans/Latinos in America were anti-woman for a president, and those same Mexicans/Latinos love their home country and culture, then why are they so proud of Mexico’s first female president and how did she get elected? 

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1 minute ago, Pancho said:

Question for our Surly Latinos—

 

If Mexicans/Latinos in America were anti-woman for a president, and those same Mexicans/Latinos love their home country and culture, then why are they so proud of Mexico’s first female president and how did she get elected? 

hahahaha

 

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come on Pancho lol

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10 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Question for our Surly Latinos—

 

If Mexicans/Latinos in America were anti-woman for a president, and those same Mexicans/Latinos love their home country and culture, then why are they so proud of Mexico’s first female president and how did she get elected? 

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1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

I like y'all, but damn if y'all ain't some worrisome over-thinkers.

So what if coffee and mangos don't grow well in the USA? The USA used to expand, and it can do it again.

I'm talkin LAND-GRABS, son. Let all those Marines training at 29 Palms get some REAL training, secure the port of Manzanillo. Then some Army boys oo-rah their way up to Comala for coffee (and some surprisingly good bread and cheese,) while another division locks down the avocado plantations of Guerrero.

If the Mexican Military says boo, supplement their cartel bribes to look the other way.

Repeat for any other product we desire, Make the new zones "territories" with lenient immigration policies for people wanting to work in them.

Mango?

that may all be good and well but where your theory fails is that i have imported a bunch of black and caspian sea sturgeon in order to farm my own hybrid and royal ossetra and they don't seem to be enjoying central texas drought weather...

similarly, all the pinot and chard vines i imported from Épernay and montagne de reims all died in my back yard this summer.

you of all people should know what this means. consider my face eaten.

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24 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Question for our Surly Latinos—

 

If Mexicans/Latinos in America were anti-woman for a president, and those same Mexicans/Latinos love their home country and culture, then why are they so proud of Mexico’s first female president and how did she get elected? 

I just want to point out there was not a major male candidate in the Mexican election and Sheinbaum was chosen with a plurality, not a majority, of votes in her party's selection process (rest were men). Also being AMLO's handpicked successor and all.

That's not to say your point isn't salient but to add context.

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that may all be good and well but where your theory fails is that i have imported a bunch of black and caspian sea sturgeon in order to farm my own hybrid and royal ossetra and they don't seem to be enjoying central texas drought weather...

similarly, all the pinot and chard vines i imported from Épernay and montagne de reims all died in my back yard this summer.

you of all people should know what this means. consider my face eaten.

Did you yell at them in English? You have to yell at them in English.

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49 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Dammit I’ve had it with the coffee disinformation. The best coffee beans on the planet are grown IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! The Kona region of Hawaii produces the best beans on the planet. Ethiopia, Colombia and a few other places are great too, but Kona is unmatched. Now, back to leopards. 

My wife will fight you for this. And she’s right. She told me so.

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53 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Dammit I’ve had it with the coffee disinformation. The best coffee beans on the planet are grown IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! The Kona region of Hawaii produces the best beans on the planet. Ethiopia, Colombia and a few other places are great too, but Kona is unmatched. Now, back to leopards. 

 

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My wife will fight you for this. And she’s right. She told me so.

kopi luwak you fucking simps.

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mean, I'm going to try not to -- I'm going to try to profit from the chaos, because being that we've all been forcibly converted into joining the church of "I got mine, fuck you," I'm gonna pick up that hymnal and sing with gusto

After the 2016 election I came to the rather self-evident realization that chaotic political trends produce asymmetric benefit. In other words, that whereas stable and more or less equitable politics in a Democracy tend to be slightly detrimental to a few and incrementally beneficial to most, chaotic and inequitable politics are incrementally damaging to most people and spectacularly beneficial to a few.  Duh!At that time, I made a conscious decision to hedge my bets accordingly.
Since then, if good things happen and it costs me a little, I’ll see that as a sort of tithe. If bad things happen and I benefit, I’m in a better position to take care of my family and fight the good fight. 

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After the 2016 election I came to the rather self-evident realization that chaotic political trends produce asymmetric benefit. In other words, that whereas stable and more or less equitable politics in a Democracy tend to be slightly detrimental to a few and incrementally beneficial to most, chaotic and inequitable politics are incrementally damaging to most people and spectacularly beneficial to a few.  Duh!At that time, I made a conscious decision to hedge my bets accordingly.
Since then, if good things happen and it costs me a little, I’ll see that as a sort of tithe. If bad things happen and I benefit, I’m in a better position to take care of my family and fight the good fight. 

Are you telling us that you invested everything in Crypto?

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15 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

After the 2016 election I came to the rather self-evident realization that chaotic political trends produce asymmetric benefit. In other words, that whereas stable and more or less equitable politics in a Democracy tend to be slightly detrimental to a few and incrementally beneficial to most, chaotic and inequitable politics are incrementally damaging to most people and spectacularly beneficial to a few.  Duh!At that time, I made a conscious decision to hedge my bets accordingly.
Since then, if good things happen and it costs me a little, I’ll see that as a sort of tithe. If bad things happen and I benefit, I’m in a better position to take care of my family and fight the good fight. 

Lotta fancy words to say you're a pirate.

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Question for our Surly Latinos—

 

If Mexicans/Latinos in America were anti-woman for a president, and those same Mexicans/Latinos love their home country and culture, then why are they so proud of Mexico’s first female president and how did she get elected? 

Mexicans in Mexico are very different as a large population than Mexican Americans. IMO a majority (or at least a ton) of Mexican Americans have the "assimilate with whites and they'll think I'm white" mentality. That goes hand in hand with the "pull the ladder up behind me" mentality. 

I had more than one of my wife's uncles talk to me like we're both white. It's surreal. I didn't feel it was my place to let them know but my wife sure did when she overheard one of the conversations. 

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32 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

After the 2016 election I came to the rather self-evident realization that chaotic political trends produce asymmetric benefit. In other words, that whereas stable and more or less equitable politics in a Democracy tend to be slightly detrimental to a few and incrementally beneficial to most, chaotic and inequitable politics are incrementally damaging to most people and spectacularly beneficial to a few.  Duh!At that time, I made a conscious decision to hedge my bets accordingly.
Since then, if good things happen and it costs me a little, I’ll see that as a sort of tithe. If bad things happen and I benefit, I’m in a better position to take care of my family and fight the good fight. 

Could you possibly DM me some of the plans for this benefit. I'm but a humble peasant who 2 weeks ago would never entertain such things, but recent events have given me the motivation to fuck some putos over. 

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1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

Dammit I’ve had it with the coffee disinformation. The best coffee beans on the planet are grown IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! The Kona region of Hawaii produces the best beans on the planet. Ethiopia, Colombia and a few other places are great too, but Kona is unmatched. Now, back to leopards. 

The best cup of coffee I ever had was at a hotel in the old Spanish Capital of  Antigua, Guatemala. 

And why do you hate the Blue Mountains of Jamaica?

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1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

Dammit I’ve had it with the coffee disinformation. The best coffee beans on the planet are grown IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! The Kona region of Hawaii produces the best beans on the planet. Ethiopia, Colombia and a few other places are great too, but Kona is unmatched. Now, back to leopards. 

I love Australia, but gotdamn they are so fucking snobby about their coffee. They don’t even fucking grow their own! First time I was there one girl talked shit about American coffee. I’m like uh huh, whatever, you say nahr instead of no 

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Could you possibly DM me some of the plans for this benefit. I'm but a humble peasant who 2 weeks ago would never entertain such things, but recent events have given me the motivation to fuck some putos over. 

There's nothing super complicated,  I just think about who benefits and put down some hedges (however small) aligned to how they benefit. The key thing is that the cost of the risk you take is a lot smaller than the upside if things go that way. 
You aren't fucking anyone over, though. It's more like buying an umbrella (or for that matter a gun), just in case. 

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