The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

[InkaUtexas 25789]

14 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I like McDonald's.

Sorry not sorry.

Got some late Friday since we were working and no one wanted to cook. it ain't bad, but you know what to expect. Now what is funny is after 10PM I ordered in Spanish. Don't tell me all those people in there are legal. And who the fuck cares. They are working at a place with a clown for the mascot. Wait, so a place run by a clown staffed by law breakers? So the White House IS McDonalds.

[immamac 42780]

26 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Got some late Friday since we were working and no one wanted to cook. it ain't bad, but you know what to expect. Now what is funny is after 10PM I ordered in Spanish. Don't tell me all those people in there are legal. And who the fuck cares. They are working at a place with a clown for the mascot. Wait, so a place run by a clown staffed by law breakers? So the White House IS McDonalds.

McDonald's literally killed people last month. Their product is terrible and getting worse. You should never eat at McDonald's it's a terrible company, experience and awful food. Tons of other fast food options. 

[InkaUtexas 25789]

11 minutes ago, immamac said:

McDonald's literally killed people last month. Their product is terrible and getting worse. You should never eat at McDonald's it's a terrible company, experience and awful food. Tons of other fast food options. 

Oh I know. we joked about it while we were getting it. But where we were there not a lot of options. But thanks dad for the concern. If it makes you feel better we topped it off with some blue bell ice cream and got chipotle for breakfast.

[David Dennison 18813]

9 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Oh I know. we joked about it while we were getting it. But where we were there not a lot of options. But thanks dad for the concern. If it makes you feel better we topped it off with some blue bell ice cream and got chipotle for breakfast.

It's a guilty pleasure left over from childhood. When you want it you want it because you know exactly what you're going to get.

And when I want it, I like it. No big deal.

[The Dog 43950]

[SubliminalHorn 6761]

This obsession with grocery prices is just weird. Are they THAT much higher? I have zero doubt that a lot of people bitching about the price of eggs still go out for dinner 1-2 times a week and probably buy lunch during the week too. All of a sudden Americans are such thrifty shoppers 

[GenXer 2833]

How else is one to justify voting for a fascist felon?

[Aqua Buddha 14579]

40 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

6 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

[workswithseed 2059]

7 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

This obsession with grocery prices is just weird. Are they THAT much higher? I have zero doubt that a lot of people bitching about the price of eggs still go out for dinner 1-2 times a week and probably buy lunch during the week too. All of a sudden Americans are such thrifty shoppers 

[Aqua Buddha 14579]

15 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

This obsession with grocery prices is just weird. Are they THAT much higher? I have zero doubt that a lot of people bitching about the price of eggs still go out for dinner 1-2 times a week and probably buy lunch during the week too. All of a sudden Americans are such thrifty shoppers 

People were bitching about the price of eggs and then paying $1K for Taylor Swift tickets.

There was a poll in 2023 asking people if gas was higher than in 2022 and most people said yes even thought it was half as expensive.

[Biff Tannen 45639]

5 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

People were bitching about the price of eggs and then paying $1K for Taylor Swift tickets.

There was a poll in 2023 asking people if gas was higher than in 2022 and most people said yes even thought it was half as expensive.

As if we need another example of how uninformed the general populace is. 

[Horn Dog 9774]

41 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

This obsession with grocery prices is just weird. Are they THAT much higher? I have zero doubt that a lot of people bitching about the price of eggs still go out for dinner 1-2 times a week and probably buy lunch during the week too. All of a sudden Americans are such thrifty shoppers 

I posted it earlier but will repeat it.  Everyone forgets that having people shop for you and loading your groceries into your trunk while you sit in your car used to be a paid service.  Now its free and available nearly at all grocery stores, walmarts, targets, etc.  That cost is now added to everyone’s bill.  Its not an apples to apples comparison.

Edited 22 hours ago by Horn Dog

[Goofyboy 3259]

I posted it earlier but will repeat it.  Everyone forgets that having people shop for you and loading your groceries into your trunk while you sit in your car used to be a paid service.  Now its free and available nearly at all grocery stores, walmarts, targets, etc.  That cost is now added to everyone’s bill.  Its not an apples to apples comparison.

I pay the $15 plus tip for them to bring it to my house. I refuse to be around the unwashed masses anymore.

[Chewbacca 7754]

1 minute ago, Goofyboy said:

I pay the $15 plus tip for them to bring it to my house. I refuse to be around the unwashed masses anymore.

I bet you get shit produce.  That was one thing I hated during COVID.  All the bad produce (and terrible substitutions) that I got from my grocery orders.

[Anastasis 23437]

Just now, Chewbacca said:

I bet you get shit produce.  That was one thing I hated during COVID.  All the bad produce (and terrible substitutions) that I got from my grocery orders.

Yeah, I can't really do curbside for that stuff. If I am loading up shit for the deer camp which is mostly non perishables I will do curbside to make the swing out of town easier. But for day to day stuff like produce and proteins you have to go inside. 

[Willfully Horn 7984]

Note the date. Ana said what I was going to say.

Edited 22 hours ago by Willfully Horn

[WhatTheBuck 28763]

2 hours ago, aggie08 said:

Stuffing himself with McDonald's when there are better, almost as easy options available is the only relatable American thing about Donald J. Trump.

I'm sure his number crunchers tell him to keep playing the hits.

Nobody is telling him to keep eating at McDonald’s like it’s a campaign strategy. He likes it. He’s always liked it. It’s who he is. It’s long been reported that he trusts it because it’s clean and he won’t get poisoned by it. (Yes, he’s an idiot. Let’s not waste time debating that.)

Vanity Fair reported about Trump’s penchant for the Golden Arches (and fast food in general) back in Feb, 2016.

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/02/mind-boggling-reason-donald-trump-loves-mcdonalds

[WhatTheBuck 28763]

11 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

I pay the $15 plus tip for them to bring it to my house. I refuse to be around the unwashed masses anymore.

Order the trout. 

[Sawbonz 27510]

1 hour ago, SubliminalHorn said:

This obsession with grocery prices is just weird. Are they THAT much higher? I have zero doubt that a lot of people bitching about the price of eggs still go out for dinner 1-2 times a week and probably buy lunch during the week too. All of a sudden Americans are such thrifty shoppers 

20-40% higher depending on what you buy. Cereal and potato chips and shit like frozen pizza are wtf higher. With 2 teenage boys it’s def a noticeable increase 

[InkaUtexas 25789]

2 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

20-40% higher depending on what you buy. Cereal and potato chips and shit like frozen pizza are wtf higher. With 2 teenage boys it’s def a noticeable increase 

Yes, processed foods are higher. And it sucks we live in a society where few have time to make meals without using it.

[Chewbacca 7754]

3 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Yes, processed foods are higher. And it sucks we live in a society where few have time to make meals without using it.

Lots of unprocessed foods are higher as well.  Thankfully I'm not in a position where groceries affect my budget, but I've certainly noticed the higher prices.  The supply chain issues post-COVID (and the related jacking of prices by grocery stores because they could) definitely threw things for a loop there.

[Okie State 3797]

1 hour ago, SubliminalHorn said:

This obsession with grocery prices is just weird. Are they THAT much higher? I have zero doubt that a lot of people bitching about the price of eggs still go out for dinner 1-2 times a week and probably buy lunch during the week too. All of a sudden Americans are such thrifty shoppers 

They are much higher than 5 years ago, but it never really mattered how much higher they are or what caused it.

Edited 21 hours ago by Okie State

[Biff Tannen 45639]

10 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

20-40% higher depending on what you buy. Cereal and potato chips and shit like frozen pizza are wtf higher. With 2 teenage boys it’s def a noticeable increase 

And you’re paying more for less volume in many cases. Chips are a huge example of this. Bags are like 50% air now. 

[Goredho 17387]

1 hour ago, SubliminalHorn said:

This obsession with grocery prices is just weird. Are they THAT much higher? I have zero doubt that a lot of people bitching about the price of eggs still go out for dinner 1-2 times a week and probably buy lunch during the week too. All of a sudden Americans are such thrifty shoppers 

They are in rural areas especially.

[Hank_Hill 18730]

Make processed garbage cheap again

[Pato del Muerto 52453]

47 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

And you’re paying more for less volume in many cases. Chips are a huge example of this. Bags are like 50% air now. 

 Chips are sold by weight.  Do I need to continue?

[Underdog 28536]

4 hours ago, David Dennison said:

I like McDonald's.

Sorry not sorry.

 

[Biff Tannen 45639]

22 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

 Chips are sold by weight.  Do I need to continue?

That’s what Big Chip wants you to think. I guarantee you bring a scale into the store and weigh those bags and they are under. 

[workswithseed 2059]

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

That’s what Big Chip wants you to think. I guarantee you bring a scale into the store and weigh those bags and they are under. 

[Sawbonz 27510]

I like the egg McMuffin. I liked their fries until they switched from tallow to vegetable oil in the late 80s. My kids never wanted it growing up so that was nice 

[Pato del Muerto 52453]

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

That’s what Big Chip wants you to think. I guarantee you bring a scale into the store and weigh those bags and they are under. 

Or are they over because of all of the extra air?

[NorthLoop 14173]

I'm always down with a hot n spicy, and only sometimes talking about immamacs sister.

[Anastasis 23437]

49 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

That’s what Big Chip wants you to think. I guarantee you bring a scale into the store and weigh those bags and they are under. 

Somebody should start a spreadsheet. 

[Anastasis 23437]

I nominate the bucknut. 

[Cairn Horn88 8256]

4 hours ago, immamac said:

McDonald's literally killed people last month. Their product is terrible and getting worse. You should never eat at McDonald's it's a terrible company, experience and awful food.

Look what it did to Trump….

[Cairn Horn88 8256]

2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Nobody is telling him to keep eating at McDonald’s like it’s a campaign strategy. He likes it. He’s always liked it. It’s who he is. It’s long been reported that he trusts it because it’s clean and he won’t get poisoned by it. (Yes, he’s an idiot. Let’s not waste time debating that.)

Of course he likes it….it’s got his wittle name as it’s namesake.  He will probably, by executive order, have them change the name to Donald’s!

[ChiTownDoc 21118]

4 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Oh I know. we joked about it while we were getting it. But where we were there not a lot of options. But thanks dad for the concern. If it makes you feel better we topped it off with some blue bell ice cream and got chipotle for breakfast.

Imma is a beacon of health so jokes on you. 

[Cairn Horn88 8256]

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Bags are like 50% air now. 

……and the price of air has gotten higher and higher.

[UpperWestside 6159]

4 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Oh I know. we joked about it while we were getting it. But where we were there not a lot of options. But thanks dad for the concern. If it makes you feel better we topped it off with some blue bell ice cream and got chipotle for breakfast.

I see you ate responsibly after that. 

[InkaUtexas 25789]

23 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

I see you ate responsibly after that. 

Gotta fit in with the masses. Eating lentils or hummus might get your ass deported. Or Mexican food without the cheese found at crappy high school football games.

 

[Hmbre97 6304]

the only staple that I buy that seems to still be high as giraffe pussy compared to pre-covid is butter. I remember a 4 stick 1lb pack of butter used to be $3ish dollars for the store brand and now it's like $5. However, other dairy products are the same as before; milk/cheese/sour cream/etc

 

[ChiTownDoc 21118]

Mixon baby.  KO punch 

[Pato del Muerto 52453]

And there’s the 20 point home deficit 

[InkaUtexas 25789]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

And there’s the 20 point home deficit 

I think these last two posts are for a different thread.

[Sawbonz 27510]

5 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Mixon baby.  KO punch 

[CooterBrown 17976]

I posted it earlier but will repeat it.  Everyone forgets that having people shop for you and loading your groceries into your trunk while you sit in your car used to be a paid service.  Now its free and available nearly at all grocery stores, walmarts, targets, etc.  That cost is now added to everyone’s bill.  Its not an apples to apples comparison.

It’s not free at HEB. Curbside prices have a 3% markup and if you want it to be ready quickly it’s another $5-8.

[C-Man 27163]

Mixon baby.  KO punch 

And there’s the 20 point home deficit 

You boys lost?

[Brisketexan 104897]

I think these last two posts are for a different thread.

The overlap is “unlubed.”

[Sawbonz 27510]

Just now, C-Man said:

 

 

You boys lost?

 

 

Rooting for Jerry’s kids does have a leopards eating faces vibe

Just now, Brisketexan said:

The overlap is “unlubed.”

And that

[Pato del Muerto 52453]

2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 

 

You boys lost?

 

 

I was just going off of the post I saw. I place full responsibility on that fucking sooner.