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Just now, Bozo_Casanova said:

That place is great. I left my wallet there one time on a business trip the night before I was flying home, and once I got it back I had a lot of fun going around like “I left my wallet in El Carajo I gotta get it, I got, gotta get it.” But at the time it was very stressful. 

 

I looked to see if I could find any pictures of the old interior, but alas, I could not.

 

This was the old exterior though.

 

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18 hours ago, HornPhD said:

Every week, I grill a tri-tip and bake a large pan of chicken thighs for our two high school aged kids to eat for dinner or a snack (after school or late-night). Costs basically nothing and feeds two active teens. Throw in pasta and taco nights and we’re good to go. 

Where the hell you finding tri tip these days that’s costing basically nothing. That shit got brisket/fajita-ized years ago. 

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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If you are talking about canned tuna, you know that stuff is already cooked, right?  Didn’t need to spend the money on the energy required to heat that and the mustard.  Every nickel saved is another euro beer ordered. 

It was for flavor and not for food safety. You don’t unlock the subtle flavors of the complex mole type sauce that is French’s mustard mixed with fishy brine water from the canned tuna unless you add some heat.

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8 minutes ago, G650 said:

 

I looked to see if I could find any pictures of the old interior, but alas, I could not.

 

This was the old exterior though.

 

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The food in Miami is incredible. The choice for dinner that night was La Mar by Gaston Acurio in the Manderin Oriental on Brickell Key, or El Carajo at the gas station next to the highway.

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2 hours ago, workswithseed said:

I remember 50 cent coke, and gas for about 80 cents. Played Resident Evil 2 Remake and the shot of the gas station. I was thinking how expensive it was back for other states out of Texas. 

 

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Remember my parents bitching up a storm first time gas went over $1 a gallon when I was a kid...boy those were the good ol days 

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10 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Remember my parents bitching up a storm first time gas went over $1 a gallon when I was a kid...boy those were the good ol days 

I remember old analog gas pumps with mechanical price per gallon, total gallons, and total price meters that had only two wheels for the price per gallon (I guess it never occurred to them that they'd ever charge more than a dollar a gallon).  (I'm old)

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On 11/19/2024 at 10:31 AM, G650 said:

Believe it or not we have zero immigrants on payroll. We had a brief flirtation in the early 00's but it did not go well. I'm honestly not sure if we even have anyone of Hispanic background right now. I think we must, just because of the odds, but I can't think of anyone off hand.

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On 11/19/2024 at 12:35 PM, SubliminalHorn said:

We’ve decided to splurge on some bigger purchases. A new TV for example anticipating it will be much more expensive this time next year 

Bingo. We've made a list of big things we were needing to replace in the next 12 months. New mattress arrives in early December. 

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Not only that but oldest Boomers are now almost 80. They're dying off plus in 4 years wouldn't  hesitate to vote for someone that promises to save their Social Security and Medicare by raising the age to 70 or 72. Gen X is a small generation and will be outvoted by Gen Z dumbshits that get their news from Rogan and might very well be persuaded to cut old people programs further just as Gen X gets old enough to collect. In the near future, slashing or even eliminating SS and Medicare may no longer be the political third rail it's been our entire lives. 

Oh, well. Whatever. Never mind

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Found one in the wild. Guy comes on /r/askLosAngeles to inquire about how to obtain affordable health insurance now that his income has increased, making him ineligible for Medi-Cal. His shock at having to pay several hundred dollars a month made me wonder, and a quick review of his comments revealed he's an immigrant pending asylum who spent election night trolling the libs. Had to find out the hard way that if the ACA goes, those numbers are only going way up.

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1 hour ago, Foosters said:

Found one in the wild. Guy comes on /r/askLosAngeles to inquire about how to obtain affordable health insurance now that his income has increased, making him ineligible for Medi-Cal. His shock at having to pay several hundred dollars a month made me wonder, and a quick review of his comments revealed he's an immigrant pending asylum who spent election night trolling the libs. Had to find out the hard way that if the ACA goes, those numbers are only going way up.

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MF4MF_wildcouple? 

is there a swingers subreddit?

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13 hours ago, Goofyboy said:

People are dumb.

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So when they begin to lust for power and cannot attain it through themselves or their own good qualities, they ruin their estates, tempting and corrupting the people in every possible way. And hence when by their foolish thirst for reputation they have created among the masses an appetite for gifts and the habit of receiving them, democracy in its turn is abolished and changes into a rule of force and violence. For the people, having grown accustomed to feed at the expense of others, and to depend for their livelihood on the property of others, as soon as they find a leader who is enterprising but is excluded from the honours of office by his penury, institute the rule of violence; and now uniting their forces massacre, banish, and plunder, until they degenerate again into perfect savages and find once more a master and monarch.

—Polybius

Emphasis mine.

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Step 1: Phone call to Homeland Security to discuss MF4MF_Wildcouple's alienage status

Step 2: Wait for mass deportation

Step 3: Bang Mrs. MF4MF_Wildcouple after he's on a boat back in his country of origin

Step 4:  Send a postcard photo to the recently deported cuckold. 

Win / Win

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