The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

[GenXer 2882]

1 hour ago, elfenix said:

"A"? No. 

 

There's pages of them

rhetorical question

[Brisketexan 105154]

32 minutes ago, The Dog said:

WE BACK UP

 

"This is not what the voters wanted."

Dude.  The voters wanted stupid performative shit to own tha libz.  They are getting EXACTLY what they wanted.  When you look at the menu, the item says "Shit sandwich, made with real shit," and you tell the waiter "I want the shit sandwich, made with real shit," you cannot complain when the waiter delivers to you a shit sandwich, made with real shit.

[Sbbruin 21858]

I have no interest in talking to Nazis. If you voted R in this election, you’re out. I’m fortunate that everyone in my close circle is educated and reasonable, and thus made the correct choice. But a bunch of aunts, uncles, and cousins are morons. And you know what? Fuck them. 

And that is what is so fucked up about Trump. He is so intentionally divisive. He has made everyone so dug in on both sides. It used to be that you could have political differences and live in harmony. No longer.

[Disco Strangler 1878]

2 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

And that is what is so fucked up about Trump. He is so intentionally divisive. He has made everyone so dug in on both sides. It used to be that you could have political differences and live in harmony. No longer.

This pisses me off so much because it is a haunting reminder of the divisions created by tan suits and dijon mustard.

[BrickHorn 18237]

7 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

And that is what is so fucked up about Trump. He is so intentionally divisive. He has made everyone so dug in on both sides.

For fuck’s sake, this is not a “both sides” issue. One side is at best blissfully ignorant that they support fascism and the other side is sick of pretending that shit is okay. 

[DixonHur 11337]

12 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

"This is not what the voters wanted."

Dude.  The voters wanted stupid performative shit to own tha libz.  They are getting EXACTLY what they wanted.  When you look at the menu, the item says "Shit sandwich, made with real shit," and you tell the waiter "I want the shit sandwich, made with real shit," you cannot complain when the waiter delivers to you a shit sandwich, made with real shit.

Yep, voting against your own interests has become a Hallmark of the American populace.  Case in point, Teamsters voting for an anti-union candidate because of ...checks notes... trans people and migrants.  IE, things that in no way have a direct negative impact their lives.  What will have a direct negative impact their lives?  An anti-union president.  

[Gatorubet 30246]

1 hour ago, Guadaloopy said:

Emphasis mine.

Why do you hate bread and circuses?

[GenXer 2882]

[safe sex 11735]

14 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Yep, voting against your own interests has become a Hallmark of the American populace.  Case in point, Teamsters voting for an anti-union candidate because of ...checks notes... trans people and migrants.  IE, things that in no way have a direct negative impact their lives.  What will have a direct negative impact their lives?  An anti-union president.  

Soooo...not the economy? It's the bigotry?

[Biff Tannen 45691]

36 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

"This is not what the voters wanted."

Dude.  The voters wanted stupid performative shit to own tha libz.  They are getting EXACTLY what they wanted.  When you look at the menu, the item says "Shit sandwich, made with real shit," and you tell the waiter "I want the shit sandwich, made with real shit," you cannot complain when the waiter delivers to you a shit sandwich, made with real shit.

"But we didn't read the menu!"

Morons

[Biff Tannen 45691]

8 minutes ago, GenXer said:

To his last sentence, HHS secretary is one of the most powerful cabinet positions in terms of being able to make huge changes with the swipe of a pen.  It was discussed on one of the recent PSAs.

[Horn Dog 9875]

[SydneyCarton 48108]

38 minutes ago, GenXer said:

Smoeone should tell the ole' Army Doc that Trump's got a plan to eliminate civil service protections and cut the shit out of the bureaucracy he's counting on to protect science. 

[kevwun 15795]

The crazy asshole with dementia is going to wreck the economy?  Who could have possibly foreseen this?

Edited Friday at 07:30 PM by kevwun

[ChuckNorrisActionJeans 2678]

16 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Fuck Bryan Sheffield, no sympathy for your million-plus just to get fucked by Dotard, you ignorant fuck-face.

[GenXer 2882]

 

Bryan Sheffield. Went to smu. Lives in austin.

[Guadaloopy 10973]

1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

Why do you hate bread and circuses?

Marcus Aurelius had a dream that was Rome, Proximo.

[TexasEd 8067]

On 11/19/2024 at 6:13 PM, quigley said:

All the people I poured with in Oklahoma were White. I can still frame and smooth (not white though so okay to pay me less).

I poured and finished driveways and did roofing in college.  Good motivation to complete my degree.

4 hours ago, DixonHur said:

Yep, voting against your own interests has become a Hallmark of the American populace.  Case in point, Teamsters voting for an anti-union candidate because of ...checks notes... trans people and migrants.  IE, things that in no way have a direct negative impact their lives.  What will have a direct negative impact their lives?  An anti-union president.  

Too many truck stop Lola encounters ending in buyers remorse?

[6th Street 6412]

[InkaUtexas 25954]

5 hours ago, 6th Street said:

I have been to Paducah so this hits close. Did you know they have the World Quilt Museum or something like that? Oh, and an old ass reactor.

[Bullneck 19127]

[Horn Dog 9875]

Fucking airlines.  Like AA purposely distroying people’s wheelchairs and willfully discriminating against seniors cause they are too much trouble to deal with and getting sued by Pete to just be fucking decent to people.  Just gotdam overreach!   

[Horn Dogg 3903]

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

DoesntEvenLeaveTheAirport

[SubliminalHorn 6806]

Can’t have corporations be too accountable to their customers 

[InkaUtexas 25954]

1 hour ago, Horn Dogg said:

DoesntEvenLeaveTheAirport

If it does you know you are probably going to Atlanta first.

[royiv 9324]

3 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Ed Bastian can EABOD.

[Nivek 16944]

8 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

I have been to Paducah so this hits close. Did you know they have the World Quilt Museum or something like that? Oh, and an old ass reactor.

/ @Armybrat

[Prepuce of Doom 21077]

12 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

I have been to Paducah so this hits close. Did you know they have the World Quilt Museum or something like that? Oh, and an old ass reactor.

My mom was a quilter and she forced a detour to the quilt museum in Paducah during some family road trip or another, and while I wanted nothing to do with it and was probably a shitty teenager about the whole thing at first, I came away being very impressed with it and was ultimately very glad we stopped. 

Edited 5 hours ago by Prepuce of Doom

[Macanudo 12987]

20 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

My mom was a quilter and she forced a detour to the quilt museum in Paducah during some family road trip or another, and while I wanted nothing to do with it and was probably a shitty teenager about the whole thing at first, I came away being very impressed with it and was ultimately very glad we stopped. 

Your mom made you say that, right?  She's in the room with you right now.  

[AnTiM 1667]

On 11/22/2024 at 1:30 PM, kevwun said:

The crazy asshole with dementia is going to wreck the economy?  Who could have possibly foreseen this?

Raises hand...

[Colonel Sanders 1346]

8 hours ago, Bullneck said:

I'm starting to feel this administration isn't going to be pro consumer/middle class.

[Prepuce of Doom 21077]

1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

Your mom made you say that, right?  She's in the room with you right now.  

My mom would not have approved of Surly. 

[GenXer 2882]

1 hour ago, Colonel Sanders said:

I'm starting to feel this administration isn't going to be pro consumer/middle class.

Sounds exactly like something a member of the pentavorate would say. With your wee beady eyes.

 

[InkaUtexas 25954]

4 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

My mom was a quilter and she forced a detour to the quilt museum in Paducah during some family road trip or another, and while I wanted nothing to do with it and was probably a shitty teenager about the whole thing at first, I came away being very impressed with it and was ultimately very glad we stopped. 

We stopped in Paducah for a night before heading into S. Illinois. Just me and my kiddo. Had fuck all to do, since can only watch river barges for so long so she went there. She enjoyed it. I went to an Italian place instead and drank espresso.

Q

[Prepuce of Doom 21077]

18 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

We stopped in Paducah for a night before heading into S. Illinois. Just me and my kiddo. Had fuck all to do, since can only watch river barges for so long so she went there. She enjoyed it. I went to an Italian place instead and drank espresso.

Q

The museum's website seems underwhelming and difficult to use, but the collection of photos at TripAdvisor does a credible job at showing the types of remarkable shit that I didn't know was possible prior to my visit. 

https://www.tripadvisor.com/AttractionProductReview-g39725-d11484815-National_Quilt_Museum_Admission_Pass-Paducah_Kentucky.html#/media/11484815/?albumid=-150&type=ALL_INCLUDING_RESTRICTED&category=-150

Edited 1 hour ago by Prepuce of Doom