The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

[ChiTownDoc 21175]

12 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Agreed, and incidentally many of the forces at work got loose in corporate America at the boardroom level a couple of decades ago, which is how the obsessive focus on maximizing shareholder value ultimately destroyed quite a lot of shareholder value a few years later. And now a lot of those behaviors have gone away, and there are a whole new set of bad ones that the market punish in due time. 
So I'm not trying to give everyone else a pass or assert that the legal profession is uniquely in crisis. However,  I'm just a tradesman, and so is every business person in America. The market is not fair and is not fast, but ultimately it will correct behavior that isn't profitable, productive or sustainable. Business people are subject to the law, and to regulation, but are ultimately subject to the market, whether they like it or not. I do believe that lawyers, on the other hand, have a unique obligation that comes with admission, because the law itself is an alternative to extrinsic forces and individual action/ 

Hence I’m not on the ledge.  Trump will fuck those who voted for him harder than those who didn’t in many, if not most, instances.  

[Aqua Buddha 14624]

5 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Hence I’m not on the ledge.  Trump will fuck those who voted for him harder than those who didn’t in many, if not most, instances.  

Same here and I'm waiting for it.  I also don't think he'll do much.  I'm in Big Retail and the economy would collapse almost immediately if he deported anywhere close to what he's talking about.  The Corporate Republicans won't allow that.

Part of my hopes he does it, though, just to show people what happens if you fuck around.

 

[C-Man 27285]

14 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Yep.

See, the dumbasses who voted for him think that Trump is going to serve up a tailored, single serving of fuckery, aimed only at the people they hate.  What they are too fucking stupid to realize is that Trumpery is a massive layer cake of fuckery, "at levels no one has ever seen before."

 

Eat up, Trumpers.  Oh, and when you dig in, enjoy -- that isn't icing between the layers, it's pure spreadable shit.  DIG IN.

Pretty sure one of dotard's campaign promises was cutting insurance premiums in half.

 

13 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

I think that the ultra-upper class is convinced the way forward is with less humans, way way less humans.  They dream of the world as basically a huge theme park and only want enough minions around to keep the park secure, tidy and running.  The less humans, the more food, the less consumption of natural resources, less trash, etc, and after 100 years like that the earth is reset into some idyllic place.  

The fastest way there would be nuciear, but that would be too damaging to the planet and leave lingering radiation.  The next fastest would be to go for global economic collapse leading to something akin to Mad Max.  And those bands can be taken out in time.   

This thought was put into my head by a guy who used to be pretty liberal and now is full blown Trumpkin thanks to Q-anon.   He might have this one right, which would be the first one ever.  But it does make sense.  And it's doable to a certain degree, especially if you can pull it off Wizard of Oz style, so no one ever sees it coming until it's here.  What would be your first move if you were them?  Pit the lower classes against each other?

 

So why are Elon and every other economist out there saying we're not producing enough babies in the US? They know the only way for the US to continue to grow GDP is to have more people fueling the economy. They don't like the "imported" people even though they're the most cost-efficient and can be abused more.

Edited 13 hours ago by C-Man

[GreenspointTexas 9685]

When the machine breaks down, we break down. And i aint gonna allow that

[Ojo Rojo 1981]

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

When the machine breaks down, we break down. And i aint gonna allow that

And if you fuck up in a firefight, I guaran-gotdamn-tee you a trip out of the bush.  In a bodybag!

[InkaUtexas 26179]

4 minutes ago, Ojo Rojo said:

And if you fuck up in a firefight, I guaran-gotdamn-tee you a trip out of the bush.  In a bodybag!

Body bags? Ain't gonna be no money left for body bags. You are worm castings for future generations to grow trees on.

[Nivek 16992]

3 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Remember the Muslim terror pandemonium?  Just a few short years later, the R’s wanna turn America into today’s Afghanistan.  Mind boggling.  

if we don't have any freedoms there is nothing to hate!

[mchookem 16412]

3 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

If the system doesn’t appear to be legitimate anymore (and it doesn’t), people will return to their original modes of settling things. And for that we don’t need lawyers. 

This is a man with vision.

everything is making sense 😐

[Chad Fuck 17817]

22 minutes ago, mchookem said:

everything is making sense 😐

Power grows out of the barrel of a gun.

Go look that one up to see who we're emulating.

[Sawbonz 27614]

These groceries are so expensive no one can afford any, but there’s not a single fucking parking spot at Kroger.

[tx 3 putt 77560]

14 hours ago, safe sex said:

Imagine thinking that literally anyone in the world has ever lied in any way close to the amount of lies that Donald Trump has told about the 2020 election, J6, his own felonies, and every other aspect of his disgusting life.

 

that is called a cult

keep drinking the kool aid you dumb mother fuckers 

 

 

Edited yesterday at 08:01 PM by tx 3 putt

[yoladu 4110]

1 minute ago, Sawbonz said:

These groceries are so expensive no one can afford any, but there’s not a single fucking parking spot at Kroger.

Aggy spending $1000+ a seat for a football game, while saying the price of eggs was a hardship; driving them to vote for Trump.

uh.. yeah, we know why you didn't vote for Harris and it is not because of the economy.

[elfenix 34340]

7 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

These groceries are so expensive no one can afford any, but there’s not a single fucking parking spot at Kroger.

HEB and Kroger: we're full come back later

Randall's: hey guys we're open remember us? Guys?

Edited yesterday at 08:01 PM by elfenix

[tx 3 putt 77560]

2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

HEB and Kroger: we're full come back later

Randall's: hey guys we're open remember us? Guys?

 

per the houston mayor, the kroger on west gray is the most dangerous grocery store in the us.

just a warning for out of towners 

[Sawbonz 27614]

9 minutes ago, elfenix said:

HEB and Kroger: we're full come back later

Randall's: hey guys we're open remember us? Guys?

No HEBs near me. Probably wouldn’t be open anyway 

[elfenix 34340]

7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

per the houston mayor, the kroger on west gray is the most dangerous grocery store in the us.

just a warning for out of towners 

Good way to keep the nice things for ourselves

[Goofyboy 3298]

 
per the houston mayor, the kroger on west gray is the most dangerous grocery store in the us.
just a warning for out of towners 

The one next to River Oaks?? Ok. Sure.

[Evil Bill Obrien 3300]

11 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

per the houston mayor, the kroger on west gray is the most dangerous grocery store in the us.

just a warning for out of towners 

sidebar took this picture a few weeks ago and just noticed the person in the wheelchair navigating the sidewalk…
 

but yeah this is the Mogadishu Kroger as I call it now since our lovely fuck head mayor thinks its so dangerous…

[Gatorubet 30324]

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Same here and I'm waiting for it.  I also don't think he'll do much.  I'm in Big Retail and the economy would collapse almost immediately if he deported anywhere close to what he's talking about.  The Corporate Republicans won't allow that.

Query:  Would these be the same corporate Republicans who kept him from ruining the agricultural economy his first term?

[pantone159 719]

19 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

per the houston mayor, the kroger on west gray is the most dangerous grocery store in the us.

Just wait, the Scary HEB at Oltorf and South Congress will open in a week, and take that title back.

[tx 3 putt 77560]

5 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

sidebar took this picture a few weeks ago and just noticed the person in the wheelchair navigating the sidewalk…
 

but yeah this is the Mogadishu Kroger as I call it now since our lovely fuck head mayor thinks its so dangerous…

 

combat kroger’s (cullen) >>> west gray kroger’s 

[nbmishoid 969]

21 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

per the houston mayor, the kroger on west gray is the most dangerous grocery store in the us.

just a warning for out of towners 

So they are not playing late afternoon live jazz anymore?  Is north Montrose now “dangerous??

I recall they were not very good against Harvey.  Other than that, the new HEB on Dunleavy likely cannibalized their market.

[Slacks 6879]

23 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

sidebar took this picture a few weeks ago and just noticed the person in the wheelchair navigating the sidewalk…
 

but yeah this is the Mogadishu Kroger as I call it now since our lovely fuck head mayor thinks its so dangerous…

See... If you go to that Kroger, you are likely to come out: 

1. In a wheelchair (could be governor) 

2. Without a leg.

3. Blek.

If this helps get rid of the people in the GOOF Kroger, sign me up.

[Nivek 16992]

See... If you go to that Kroger, you are likely to come out: 
1. In a wheelchair (could be governor) 
2. Without a leg.
3. Blek.
If this helps get rid of the people in the GOOF Kroger, sign me up.

GOOF Kroger is kind of gross.

[safe sex 11796]

1 hour ago, pantone159 said:

Just wait, the Scary HEB at Oltorf and South Congress will open in a week, and take that title back.

I'm so fucking jazzed for that

[Nice Guy Eddie 13528]

32 minutes ago, Nivek said:

GOOF Kroger is kind of gross.

Yeah but it beats the 90 minute trip to HEB on shepherd.

[royiv 9383]

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

per the houston mayor, the kroger on west gray is the most dangerous grocery store in the us.

just a warning for out of towners 

I wish Whitmire would get a Trump appointment so we could get a new mayor.

[Mdhorn 5990]

5 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Same here and I'm waiting for it.  I also don't think he'll do much.  I'm in Big Retail and the economy would collapse almost immediately if he deported anywhere close to what he's talking about.  The Corporate Republicans won't allow that.

Part of my hopes he does it, though, just to show people what happens if you fuck around.

 

I don’t think Trump has the want or drive to care but the people he is installing find it empowering to be unnecessarily shitty. They could and will fuck up a wet dream.

[Horn Dog 9953]

 

Hey olds and fatties, enjoy!

[Horn Dog 9953]

 

 

[elfenix 34340]

tldwwb

[GenXer 3035]

23 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

 

Hey olds and fatties, enjoy!

Brainworms said he wants to end the chronic disease epidemic. Killing us diabetics achieves that goal.

[Slacks 6879]

5 hours ago, Nivek said:

GOOF Kroger is kind of gross.

Unfortunately, it is the nicest grocery store within 5 miles...  

And HEB told me (in an email) they have no intention of having a store in my area, so I have no intention of driving past multiple other stores and go out of my way for HEB.

[Slacks 6879]

2 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

 

 

She says a lot... A person she knows will potentially have their son's face eaten.

[InkaUtexas 26179]

Back to tarifs and Trump voters. So all those dudes hating immigrants and want Buy US to be the way forward, well guess where your truck was made?

Ebrard warned the tariffs would lead to massive U.S. job losses, lower growth and hit U.S. companies producing in Mexico by effectively doubling the taxes they paid. "The impact on companies is huge," he said.

The proposed tariffs would hit the automotive sector's top cross-border exporters especially hard, Ebrard added, namely Ford (F.N) General Motors (GM.N), opens new tab and Stellantis (STLAM.MI)

Ebrard noted that 88% of pickup trucks sold in the U.S. are made in Mexico and would see a price increase. These vehicles are popular in rural areas that overwhelmingly voted for Trump.

“Our estimate is that the average price of these vehicles will increase by $3,000,” Ebrard said.

https://www.reuters.com/markets/mexico-warns-trumps-tariff-would-kill-400000-us-jobs-2024-11-27/

[NorthLoop 14254]

He'll probably get pressured to back off the tariffs but he'll make some grandiose speech about how he's a man of the people and listened to them and won't impose tariffs and the morons will all celebrate and call it the greatest presidential move in the history of this country. That's how this works. 

[miguelito 11318]

He won't go back on his word.  But he could just lie and say he's going to get rid of the Biden Tariffs, and then do nothing, and get praised for it.

[GenXer 3035]

6 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

He'll probably get pressured to back off the tariffs but he'll make some grandiose speech about how he's a man of the people and listened to them and won't impose tariffs and the morons will all celebrate and call it the greatest presidential move in the history of this country. That's how this works. 

Or just say canada has stopped the tsunami of illegals with their backpacks of fentanyl.

Same for mexico. 

This is only a problem during election season.
 

 

[Pato del Muerto 52623]

6 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

He'll probably get pressured to back off the tariffs but he'll make some grandiose speech about how he's a man of the people and listened to them and won't impose tariffs and the morons will all celebrate and call it the greatest presidential move in the history of this country. That's how this works. 

And the price adjustments that have already happened in anticipation of the tariffs?  Yeah they’ll stay in place. 

[Leeroy Jenkins 2416]

Yep.
See, the dumbasses who voted for him think that Trump is going to serve up a tailored, single serving of fuckery, aimed only at the people they hate.  What they are too fucking stupid to realize is that Trumpery is a massive layer cake of fuckery, "at levels no one has ever seen before."

 
Eat up, Trumpers.  Oh, and when you dig in, enjoy -- that isn't icing between the layers, it's pure spreadable shit.  DIG IN.

Smith Island cake. I could go for a slice.

[Superhero 8855]

On 11/27/2024 at 6:42 AM, GreenspointTexas said:

Thank god ive stockpiled mezcal for the last 7 yeaes

 

3rd shelf on the right seems a little empty. 

[Brisketexan 105451]

Smith Island cake. I could go for a slice.

Yella cake with chocolate icing is my all-time fave. That looks glorious.

[GreenspointTexas 9685]

1 hour ago, Superhero said:

3rd shelf on the right seems a little empty. 

It has 320 other bottles to keep it company

[Jive Turkey 12651]

On 11/27/2024 at 10:46 AM, Chad Fuck said:

Trump voter: 'He's not hurting the people he needs to be hurting'

What these rubes never grasped is that Trump is solely focused on one thing:  helping the 1% that funded his reelection (and fattening his own pockets). The billionaire elite class.  That’s it.  Everything Trump does going forward will be for the benefit of the wealthiest of the wealthy.  And if you’re not in that group, i.e., in the remaining 99%, you’re going to get fucked.  It doesn’t matter if you voted for Trump or not.  You’re going to find out after you fucked around and voted for Trump because you wanted to own the libs. He used you to get reelected, now you’re going to be tossed out like yesterday’s trash.

[27-25 2055]

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

And the price adjustments that have already happened in anticipation of the tariffs?  Yeah they’ll stay in place. 

And since they happened before Trump came back into office, it's all Biden's fault.

[royiv 9383]

16 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

What these rubes never grasped is that Trump is solely focused on one thing:  helping the 1% that funded his reelection (and fattening his own pockets). The billionaire elite class.  That’s it.  Everything Trump does going forward will be for the benefit of the wealthiest of the wealthy.  And if you’re not in that group, i.e., in the remaining 99%, you’re going to get fucked.  It doesn’t matter if you voted for Trump or not.  You’re going to find out after you fucked around and voted for Trump because you wanted to own the libs. He used you to get reelected, now you’re going to be tossed out like yesterday’s trash.

That number is way, way less than 1%.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13528]

1 hour ago, royiv said:

That number is way, way less than 1%.

But you don’t have to be in the top 0.5% to do well under Trump. But if you’re just someone that gets by on your paycheck or SS check. You’re screwed. For those who fit that description and voted for Trump, too fucking bad.

[Bullneck 19218]