The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

[GreenspointTexas 9,694]

36 minutes ago, Woland said:

I think I was behind you in the checkout line of TotalWine this week. If not, you have competition out there.

Only one of those bottles can be found at Total Wine

[Horn Dog 9,969]

 

 

[Bullneck 19,255]

https://www.instagram.com/p/DCxBv_wSB1G/?hl=en

 

[Slacks 6,895]

4 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

I honestly don’t think that pricing plays a role in pickup truck demand. Those things are stupid expensive and it has no impact on the number of people who don’t need them buying them. 

Why do you hate economics?

[Sawbonz 27,693]

They finance them for 7 or 8 years 

[tx 3 putt 77,634]

[Slacks 6,895]

I never thought the leopard would eat my face:  Epitome Edition.

[fattyflattie 4,639]

On 11/24/2024 at 6:39 PM, Bozo_Casanova said:

Yeah but @fattyflattie and @BHMCruiser think that’s ok because reasons. The NRA represents gun owners and Donald Trump takes gun rights and the 2nd Amendment very seriously.

Lol.  I don't believe that any politicians outside of a few of the congress critters gaf about the 2nd, especially Trump.  Their purported support for it is largely just campaign rhetoric.  But I'll take someone who'll lie about their support over someone who is openly against the 2nd any day of the week.  At least they'd have to squirm if it ever went down.  

[Bullneck 19,255]

10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

When I read that the Palestinians in Gaza elected Hamas in 2004-5ish they thought they were nice guys who were really going to fix the place up and not spend all their time building tunnels and firing rockets at Isreal and giving away free suicide vests.  

And then much to everyone's surprise and chagrin, they turned out to be bad guys!  How could they have predicted it?

Two or three three years in the future there's going to be something called the Pennsylvania Avenue Massacre where the National Guard kills 3,000 people for protesting.  

Edited 10 hours ago by Bullneck

[Bozo_Casanova 26,593]

7 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

Lol.  I don't believe that any politicians outside of a few of the congress critters gaf about the 2nd, especially Trump.  Their purported support for it is largely just campaign rhetoric.  But I'll take someone who'll lie about their support over someone who is openly against the 2nd any day of the week.  At least they'd have to squirm if it ever went down.  

I mean except that time* the guy you voted for said we should disarm people without due process, sure. 

 

 

 

*actually a few times

Edited 10 hours ago by Bozo_Casanova

[RomaVicta 30,038]

On 11/27/2024 at 11:48 AM, pyrohornIII said:

I think that the ultra-upper class is convinced the way forward is with less humans, way way less humans.  They dream of the world as basically a huge theme park and only want enough minions around to keep the park secure, tidy and running.  The less humans, the more food, the less consumption of natural resources, less trash, etc, and after 100 years like that the earth is reset into some idyllic place.  

The fastest way there would be nuciear, but that would be too damaging to the planet and leave lingering radiation.  The next fastest would be to go for global economic collapse leading to something akin to Mad Max.  And those bands can be taken out in time.   

This thought was put into my head by a guy who used to be pretty liberal and now is full blown Trumpkin thanks to Q-anon.   He might have this one right, which would be the first one ever.  But it does make sense.  And it's doable to a certain degree, especially if you can pull it off Wizard of Oz style, so no one ever sees it coming until it's here.  What would be your first move if you were them?  Pit the lower classes against each other?

 

I heard this about 20 years ago. The rich elite wanted a big "die off." I dismissed it at the time, but the resistance to taking action against Covid and the insistance that global climate disaster is a hoax sure fits the model.

There are too many people in the world. An infestation. I wish there were some way to counteract the DNA demand that marrying and having children are the greatest things a person can do. 

DNA is undefeated.

[Slacks 6,895]

40 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I heard this about 20 years ago. The rich elite wanted a big "die off." I dismissed it at the time, but the resistance to taking action against Covid and the insistance that global climate disaster is a hoax sure fits the model.

There are too many people in the world. An infestation. I wish there were some way to counteract the DNA demand that marrying and having children are the greatest things a person can do. 

DNA is undefeated.

The way I understand it, the problem isn't the demand of marrying and children... As I hear it, the aren't enough of certain people and too many of the rest of us.

[RomaVicta 30,038]

58 minutes ago, Slacks said:

The way I understand it, the problem isn't the demand of marrying and children... As I hear it, the aren't enough of certain people and too many of the rest of us.

Has the ring of truth.

[Superhero 8,869]

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

I heard this about 20 years ago. The rich elite wanted a big "die off." I dismissed it at the time, but the resistance to taking action against Covid and the insistance that global climate disaster is a hoax sure fits the model.

There are too many people in the world. An infestation. I wish there were some way to counteract the DNA demand that marrying and having children are the greatest things a person can do. 

DNA is undefeated.

I have no problem with anti-vaxxers and anti-mask people dying off.

Too bad anything as infectious will take down some smart people as well.

 

So I'm not for eugenics. But I'm also in favor of some forms of eugenics.

[Bullneck 19,255]

9 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

Lol.  I don't believe that any politicians outside of a few of the congress critters gaf about the 2nd, especially Trump.  Their purported support for it is largely just campaign rhetoric.  But I'll take someone who'll lie about their support over someone who is openly against the 2nd any day of the week.  At least they'd have to squirm if it ever went down.  

Very few people in Congress are "against the 2nd Amendment." 

But only an idiot would think it's a good idea to allow lunatics and wife beaters running around in public with weapons designed to kill soldiers in wartime.

[ChiTownDoc 21,181]

19 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

I honestly don’t think that pricing plays a role in pickup truck demand. Those things are stupid expensive and it has no impact on the number of people who don’t need them buying them. 

I actually think charging more for a POS and giving it a stupid name helps sell more.  So the leopards can get fucked.  Gimme my Raptor.  

[956 Worldwide 34,858]

14 hours ago, Slacks said:

Why do you hate economics?

Just for grins, I googled and the Ford F-150 has been America’s top selling vehicle for 42 years.  In 1985, the top of the line crew cab Lariat with 4wd set you back about 35k in 2024 dollars, which is lower than the cheapest entry point for an F-150 today.   Average F-150 today is probably selling around 60k.

Granted that today’s trucks are nicer places to drive in and feel more like a luxury car compared to 1985, but these are stupid prices for a truck. And yeah, people who make these types of decisions, financing a truck for 8 years, got us DJT. 

Edited 7 hours ago by 956 Worldwide

[Aqua Buddha 14,633]

4 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Just for grins, I googled and the Ford F-150 has been America’s top selling vehicle for 42 years.  In 1985, the top of the line crew cab Lariat with 4wd set you back about 35k in 2024 dollars, which is lower than the cheapest entry point for an F-150 today.   You  Average F-150 today is probably selling around 60k.

Granted that today’s trucks are nicer places to drive in and feel more like a luxury car compared to 1985, but these are stupid prices for a truck. And yeah, people who make these types of decisions, financing a truck for 8 years, got us DJT. 

To add onto that, they buy this $75K truck over 8 years and they live in some suburb 30 minutes from work and then blame Biden that they’re paying too much for gas.

[956 Worldwide 34,858]

12 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

The thing is that DJT didn’t even end up needing their votes to win so all they did was deliver their voices to his “mandate” such that he can now safely ignore any subsequent lobbying.  Total strategic failure which all should be familiar with given the track record of Arab armies over the past century. 

[Willfully Horn 8,067]

nvm

Edited 7 hours ago by Willfully Horn

[956 Worldwide 34,858]

3 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

I heard this about 20 years ago. The rich elite wanted a big "die off." I dismissed it at the time, but the resistance to taking action against Covid and the insistance that global climate disaster is a hoax sure fits the model.

There are too many people in the world. An infestation. I wish there were some way to counteract the DNA demand that marrying and having children are the greatest things a person can do. 

DNA is undefeated.

This is a conspiracy that Alex Jones really promotes. What it’s really about is that extending equal rights to women, expanding girls education access, promoting women’s health care, and ending childhood and arranged marriages is guaranteed to cause a birth rate drop. 

[RDCanecutter 26,508]

35 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Just for grins, I googled and the Ford F-150 has been America’s top selling vehicle for 42 years.  In 1985, the top of the line crew cab Lariat with 4wd set you back about 35k in 2024 dollars, which is lower than the cheapest entry point for an F-150 today.   Average F-150 today is probably selling around 60k.

Granted that today’s trucks are nicer places to drive in and feel more like a luxury car compared to 1985, but these are stupid prices for a truck. And yeah, people who make these types of decisions, financing a truck for 8 years, got us DJT. 

Trucks are awesome when they are dusty and battered and have a functioning tool box and some pipe rolling around the back, and maybe a dirty coffee cup holding down a couple of invoices on the dash.

The "want a luxury truck" gene skipped me. If I were to blow 75K, it'd be for a vacation shack down in some bayou, and a bad-ass motorcycle to ride there.

[Pato del Muerto 52,653]

In 2016 I bought a 1992 bronco, base model, and loved it. No headliner just bare metal.  Manual windows and locks.  It was an auto transmission though, and auto locking hubs. So a couple of creature comforts.  Still had to reverse to take it out of 4x4. 

[Bozo_Casanova 26,593]

2 hours ago, Slacks said:

The way I understand it, the problem isn't the demand of marrying and children... As I hear it, the aren't enough of certain people and too many of the rest of us.

“Oh, you know the ones”

[ChiTownDoc 21,181]

13 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

We should be able to add multiple reactions.  Laughing emoji too for this one.  

WTF did you think was gonna happen?  At least the racist trash voting for Trump knows he will always hate on Muslims.  What exactly are you all gonna get out of this?  Morons 

[G650 14,283]

59 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Trucks are awesome when they are dusty and battered and have a functioning tool box and some pipe rolling around the back, and maybe a dirty coffee cup holding down a couple of invoices on the dash.

The "want a luxury truck" gene skipped me. If I were to blow 75K, it'd be for a vacation shack down in some bayou, and a bad-ass motorcycle to ride there.

 

I still have my 1995 F350, paid 15 grand for it back in 2001, which at the time seemed ridiculous. That truck took me across the country and back, I will never sell it.

 

I typically feel like if I'm gonna blow money, it's gotta be drugs, guitars and good eatin and the women that come along with that.

[TwiceHorn 31,642]

1 minute ago, G650 said:

 

I still have my 1995 F350, paid 15 grand for it back in 2001, which at the time seemed ridiculous. That truck took me across the country and back, I will never sell it.

 

I typically feel like if I'm gonna blow money, it's gotta be drugs, guitars and good eatin and the women that come along with that.

Or clothes, sailboats, and Aston Martins.

[G650 14,283]

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

Or clothes, sailboats, and Aston Martins.

Yeah I waste a lot of money, I cannot lie.

[Pato del Muerto 52,653]

51 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

least the racist trash voting for Trump knows he will always hate on Muslims.

But they don’t know that he hates them just as much and will be fucking them over as well. So are they really so different?

[InkaUtexas 26,235]

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

Trucks are awesome when they are dusty and battered and have a functioning tool box and some pipe rolling around the back, and maybe a dirty coffee cup holding down a couple of invoices on the dash.

The "want a luxury truck" gene skipped me. If I were to blow 75K, it'd be for a vacation shack down in some bayou, and a bad-ass motorcycle to ride there.

and a beat up bass boat with a damn good motor. Oh, and some long poles for silent movement.

Son hit me up with a good one. Said he really wanted a new work backpack and it was on sale. Said he wanted but did not need.

Ain't gonna lie, I cried.

[Dnaguy 12,140]

Electorate: The price of eggs are the reason we need a change and Trump!!!!

[Election night Trump wins]
Trump: TARIFFS!!!!!

Corporations: Let’s get prices higher before the tariffs kick in…. Then when tariffs kick in we can charge more to compensate!

Me (today): A dozen Central Maket pasture raised eggs are $6.79? Dammit. Under a Biden administration’s policies those things never got over 5.98 and only briefly. I’m going to buy cheaper free range eggs instead.

 

This will be the next 4 years. I’ll be able to keep my bills somewhat insulated by ‘buying down’ or buying Hill country fair milk instead of HEB.

The people on the edge of the middle class and those lower are going to get ass raped.

Hope it was worth it!

[ChiTownDoc 21,181]

41 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

But they don’t know that he hates them just as much and will be fucking them over as well. So are they really so different?

There’s levels to this shit.  Trump puts poor colored folk all the way at the bottom.  That absolutely matters to the poor white folk…

[mchookem 16,423]

3 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Electorate: The The people on the edge of the middle class and those lower are going to get ass raped.

Hope it was worth it!

meh. met with our money guy this week...we're gonna be fine. then he sent us two dozen cookies delivered to show his appreciation lol.

folks who didn't pay attention, who wanted to revel in the cruelty, who couldn't be bothered to learn what was in Proj2025 or who the fuck Elon Musk is? 

meh. fuck 'em.

[Underdog 28,817]

What kind of cookies? 

[mchookem 16,423]

all of them lol

[Bullneck 19,255]

 

 

 

[Gil Bang 26,065]

4 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Just for grins, I googled and the Ford F-150 has been America’s top selling vehicle for 42 years.  In 1985, the top of the line crew cab Lariat with 4wd set you back about 35k in 2024 dollars, which is lower than the cheapest entry point for an F-150 today.   Average F-150 today is probably selling around 60k.

Granted that today’s trucks are nicer places to drive in and feel more like a luxury car compared to 1985, but these are stupid prices for a truck. And yeah, people who make these types of decisions, financing a truck for 8 years, got us DJT. 

My dad bought the top-of-the-line F150 in 1978.  It was $6,800.  It had intermittent wipers and A/C.  Manual windows.   

[Goredho 17,445]

Car talk not going away.  Nothing makes me feel like more like an out-of-touch old man than test driving a new car with all the ridiculous bells and whistles they have on them.  I don't need to be goosed in the ass when side sensors mistake a large snowflake for a car next to me.  Get that shit out of my car and charge me less.  I don't want to pay a premium for the dubious fucking privilege of being your data collector to help you obtain the massive amount of road data necessary to develop reliable self-driving cars.  Just fucking give me a car with windshield wipers, cruise control, power steering and breaks, plus 4wd.  Oh, and make it start with a goddam key.  I didn't need a change to automobile's interface, you fucking morons.*

 

* but please keep the backup camera in there, that shit's the bomb when you need to hook up a trailer

[GenXer 3,052]

Small Tennessee town in jackson county becomes aware that well-monied white christian nationalist podcast leopards are targeting their town for development and promoting it as a place to turn it into their political haven.

Leopards

County votes republican 4:1 over democrat candidates.

Trump and Marsha Blackburn won by a 4:1 ratio in the county.

 

In article, podcaster falsely claims he speaks for local republican party.

Locals thank local mainstream media for bringing podcasters’ intentions to their attention. MSM is apparently not fake news. This time.

 

 

 

You should be scared. The leopards are circling. And trump owns the republican party purse. 

 

 

 

Edited 3 hours ago by GenXer

[GenXer 3,052]

7 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Car talk not going away.  Nothing makes me feel like more like an out-of-touch old man than test driving a new car with all the ridiculous bells and whistles they have on them.  I don't need to be goosed in the ass when side sensors mistake a large snowflake for a car next to me.  Get that shit out of my car and charge me less.  I don't want to pay a premium for the dubious fucking privilege of being your data collector to help you obtain the massive amount of road data necessary to develop reliable self-driving cars.  Just fucking give me a car with windshield wipers, cruise control, power steering and breaks, plus 4wd.  Oh, and make it start with a goddam key.  I didn't need a change to automobile's interface, you fucking morons.*

 

* but please keep the backup camera in there, that shit's the bomb when you need to hook up a trailer

Apple carplay is dope

[Goredho 17,445]

5 minutes ago, GenXer said:

Small Tennessee town in jackson county becomes aware that well-monied white christian nationalist podcast leopards are targeting their town for development and promoting it as a place to turn it into their political haven.

Leopards

County votes republican 4:1 over democrat candidates.

Trump and Marsha Blackburn won by a 4:1 ratio in the county.

 

In article, podcaster falsely claims he speaks for local republican party.

Locals thank local mainstream media for bringing podcasters’ intentions to their attention. MSM is apparently not fake news. This time.

 

 

 

You should be scared. The leopards are circling. And trump owns the republican party purse. 

 

 

Tl;dr the Christian nationalists are eating the dogs and cats.

Edited 3 hours ago by Goredho

[Bozo_Casanova 26,593]

4 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Just for grins, I googled and the Ford F-150 has been America’s top selling vehicle for 42 years.  In 1985, the top of the line crew cab Lariat with 4wd set you back about 35k in 2024 dollars, which is lower than the cheapest entry point for an F-150 today.   Average F-150 today is probably selling around 60k.

Granted that today’s trucks are nicer places to drive in and feel more like a luxury car compared to 1985, but these are stupid prices for a truck. And yeah, people who make these types of decisions, financing a truck for 8 years, got us DJT. 

Or maybe all of that, including the rise of Trump, along with the affordability crisis and growing wealth gap are the utterly predictable consequence of 30 years of cheap debt. 

[RDCanecutter 26,508]

1 hour ago, Goredho said:

Oh, and make it start with a goddam key. 

Yeah, I think my destiny is to find refurbished 90s and aughts cars when mine gives out, or move someplace with better public transportation.

[Sawbonz 27,693]

1 hour ago, GenXer said:

Small Tennessee town in jackson county becomes aware that well-monied white christian nationalist podcast leopards are targeting their town for development and promoting it as a place to turn it into their political haven.

Leopards

County votes republican 4:1 over democrat candidates.

Trump and Marsha Blackburn won by a 4:1 ratio in the county.

 

In article, podcaster falsely claims he speaks for local republican party.

Locals thank local mainstream media for bringing podcasters’ intentions to their attention. MSM is apparently not fake news. This time.

 

 

 

You should be scared. The leopards are circling. And trump owns the republican party purse. 

 

 

 

[InkaUtexas 26,235]

28 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Yeah, I think my destiny is to find refurbished 90s and aughts cars when mine gives out, or move someplace with better public transportation.

Why not both? Go to Latin America, find a hilux. Profit.

[RDCanecutter 26,508]

18 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Why not both? Go to Latin America, find a hilux. Profit.

Mexico and a VW van. Or Pennsylvania and a creeper van.

[InkaUtexas 26,235]

52 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Mexico and a VW van. Or Pennsylvania and a creeper van.

Baja and a woodie.

[Macanudo 13,022]

6 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

“Oh, you know the ones”

Dr. Everything-Will-Be-Allright, from Beverly Hills?