The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

[BrickHorn 18447]

22 hours ago, workswithseed said:

Maybe I’m out of touch with modern society, but I would never think “Hey, maybe it’s a good idea to buy fake internet money from a rat-faced hillbilly who uses snot for sex lube.” 

Edited December 6 by BrickHorn

[Incredulity 11874]

Counterpoint:  The Franklin Mint

[Incredulity 11874]

10 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Ok, so I exaggerate a little to make a point. But you get the gist of my sentiments. 

 

Frankly, your post prodded me to call my mother yesterday evening just to connect with her.  We are in regular contact and have a solid relationship.   I get some people don't have decent people as parents, but it slapped me in the face and made me thankful for what I have.   I don't agree with her on everything either.  Run into a cold bucket of water around here sometimes.  Similar happened to me on the divorce thread. 

[Gatorubet 30710]

22 hours ago, linux said:

Sound familiar?

this is too water head baby inaccurate to even respond to.   feel free to link each of those Buchanan failures to a Biden failure of roughly similar circumstances and negative consequence.

We’ll wait.

[High Plains Drifter 11186]

19 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Frankly, your post prodded me to call my mother yesterday evening just to connect with her.  We are in regular contact and have a solid relationship.   I get some people don't have decent people as parents, but it slapped me in the face and made me thankful for what I have.   I don't agree with her on everything either.  Run into a cold bucket of water around here sometimes.  Similar happened to me on the divorce thread. 

 

Talked to her for about an hour on the phone the day after thanksgiving. No politics was mentioned. Mostly discussed my kid/her granddaughter. 

In person, politics often comes up, and it gets uncomfortable. 

 

[Nivek 17404]

14 hours ago, linux said:

Maybe, I never thought his speech impediments were a problem, he was god damn president he could stutter like crazy and still be respected, the problem was more about the energy or the desire to be a bully pulpit president, I already mentioned time and time again what could have been done keep the popular stuff in the news every day bend the republicans to his will. That was not his style he did not want to humiliate anyone, end result was defeat.

I am tired boss, I can't hear him speak anymore because the softness enrages me.

Nixon got sweaty and lost to Kennedy.  Dukakis was short and they made fun of him for playing tank commander.  Hillary/Harris were women.  Howard Dean let out an enthusiastic cheer probably similar to most of us when Texas scores.   Pete is a gay man whose last name phonetically begins with "booty."   

The fact is that America, as a collective, decided to go with an amoral, felonious and inept conman who simulated sucking a dick, jerking off multiple dudes, and fawned over another man's cock is really quite silly.  The media didn't constantly call him a felon.  Didn't constantly bring up his crimes and nepotism.  They gave him equal footing and were concerned about HER qualifications instead of HIS blatant failures.  Most of his black-s for trumps sign holders were fucking white!    Fuck, black dudes went for Trump and he basically couldn't tell one from another.    

In some ways I agree.  The campaign needs to attack the character and ineptitude.  It needs to be mean spirited.  It needs to be funny.   Policy smolischy is the way forward.

[Nivek 17404]

2 hours ago, Goofyboy said:

I guess this can go here:



https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/dec/05/mark-mcafee-raw-milk-bird-flu-rfk

Maybe we can stop treating water with chlorine while we are at it.  And pray away the cholera/typhoid.  

[workswithseed 2204]

50 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Maybe I’m out of touch with modern society, but I would never think “Hey, maybe it’s a good idea to buy fake internet money from a rat-faced hillbilly who uses snot for sex lube.” 

Don't want your girl to make the biggest loogie for a bj or aka a lbj?

[Incredulity 11874]

19 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Talked to her for about an hour on the phone the day after thanksgiving. No politics was mentioned. Mostly discussed my kid/her granddaughter. 

In person, politics often comes up, and it gets uncomfortable. 

 

sorry to hear that.  I was just venting/commenting openly not trying to attack you.  So I apologize if that came off as anything personal.

[High Plains Drifter 11186]

Just now, Incredulity said:

sorry to hear that.  I was just venting/commenting openly not trying to attack you.  So I apologize if that came off as anything personal.

 Its all good. I didn't see it as an attack, and even if it was, its just the internet. 

Politics will come up because she will gripe about her SS getting cut, and I'll say "well the republicans you voted for ran on that." And she'll say "but they should have only cut it for people who don't need it." and I'll say "Do you really need it? Are you poor? (she's not)" and she'll say "But I paid into it, I should get it back" and I'll say "So did rich people. Did they say they were only going to cut rich people's SS?" and around we go. 

 

 

[Pig Bellmont 8884]

59 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Maybe I’m out of touch with modern society, but I would never think “Hey, maybe it’s a good idea to buy fake internet money from a rat-faced hillbilly who uses snot for sex lube.” 

“Fire the SEC Commissioner for trying to regulate internet scam money!!11!1”

[linux 1784]

1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

this is too water head baby inaccurate to even respond to.   feel free to link each of those Buchanan failures to a Biden failure of roughly similar circumstances and negative consequence.

We’ll wait.

There was only one failure that mattered dude, 

 

https://www.c-span.org/presidentsurvey2021/?page=overall

President	2021 Final Score	Overall Rankings
		2021	2017	2009	2000
Abraham Lincoln	897	1	1	1	1
George Washington	851	2	2	2	3
Franklin D. Roosevelt	841	3	3	3	2

Every Other president but Biden because he is not graded yet

Bottom 4:

Donald J. Trump	312	41	NA	NA	NA
Franklin Pierce	312	42	41	40	39
Andrew Johnson	230	43	42	41	40
James Buchanan	227	44	43	42	41

 

What is the underlying trend between Absolute top vs Absolute bottom? You guessed it the US Civil War, The civil war appeasers all belong to same dustbin of history along with Neville Chamberlain, If I am an individual of the left persuasion that is secularly praying for a Winston Churchill (of course FDR first), then you know how little I care about any other issue than the existential threat of absolute evil.

 

Edited December 6 by linux

[David Dennison 19511]

57 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Nixon got sweaty and lost to Kennedy.  Dukakis was short and they made fun of him for playing tank commander.  Hillary/Harris were women.  Howard Dean let out an enthusiastic cheer probably similar to most of us when Texas scores.   Pete is a gay man whose last name phonetically begins with "booty."   

The fact is that America, as a collective, decided to go with an amoral, felonious and inept conman who simulated sucking a dick, jerking off multiple dudes, and fawned over another man's cock is really quite silly.  The media didn't constantly call him a felon.  Didn't constantly bring up his crimes and nepotism.  They gave him equal footing and were concerned about HER qualifications instead of HIS blatant failures.  Most of his black-s for trumps sign holders were fucking white!    Fuck, black dudes went for Trump and he basically couldn't tell one from another.    

In some ways I agree.  The campaign needs to attack the character and ineptitude.  It needs to be mean spirited.  It needs to be funny.   Policy smolischy is the way forward.

Democrats need to divorce themselves from the political consultant class that dominates Washington.

I almost started laughing typing that.

[Snake Diggity 4713]

Trump’s America is going to be chaotic.  That’s why he was elected.  People didn’t want progress.  They want entertaining chaos.  Trump is Mojo from the X-Men comics.

The unemployment rate, GDP growth, and the stock market should have meant Biden/Harris cruised to election.  If anything policy-related led to Trump’s election, it was prices (not inflation) and border security.  It’ll be interesting to see how those 2 things change over the next 4 years, while also keeping track of the unemployment rate and GDP growth.  I would wager extremely heavily that over the course of the next 4 years, prices will not generally go down and unemployment will go up. I do think it’s possible the amount of drugs and illegal immigrants coming over the southern border will go down, but not dramatically.  One irony is that the BBB and CHIPS funding Biden passed will continue to stimulate the economy and improve our infrastructure and security over the next 4 years, preventing things from being as bad as Trump would otherwise make them.

Meanwhile, a whole bunch of shit people weren’t really voting for is going to go down.  Cuts to Medicare and SSI, cuts to public education, restrictions on women’s healthcare, increased deficits, and alienation of our allies.

[David Dennison 19511]

2 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

Cuts to Medicare and SSI, cuts to public education, restrictions on women’s healthcare, increased deficits, and alienation of our allies.

I'll believe it when I see it.

[wood 11763]

19 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

Trump’s America is going to be chaotic.  That’s why he was elected.  People didn’t want progress.  They want entertaining chaos.  Trump is Mojo from the X-Men comics.

The unemployment rate, GDP growth, and the stock market should have meant Biden/Harris cruised to election.  If anything policy-related led to Trump’s election, it was prices (not inflation) and border security.  It’ll be interesting to see how those 2 things change over the next 4 years, while also keeping track of the unemployment rate and GDP growth.  I would wager extremely heavily that over the course of the next 4 years, prices will not generally go down and unemployment will go up. I do think it’s possible the amount of drugs and illegal immigrants coming over the southern border will go down, but not dramatically.  One irony is that the BBB and CHIPS funding Biden passed will continue to stimulate the economy and improve our infrastructure and security over the next 4 years, preventing things from being as bad as Trump would otherwise make them.

Meanwhile, a whole bunch of shit people weren’t really voting for is going to go down.  Cuts to Medicare and SSI, cuts to public education, restrictions on women’s healthcare, increased deficits, and alienation of our allies.

... and they're already taking credit for the economy, stock market, and bitcoin value (lol).

[royiv 9771]

1 hour ago, Pig Bellmont said:

“Fire the SEC Commissioner for trying to regulate internet scam money!!11!1”

What does Greg Sankey have to do with this?

[safe sex 11979]

1 hour ago, Snake Diggity said:

Trump’s America is going to be chaotic.  That’s why he was elected.  People didn’t want progress.  They want entertaining chaos.  Trump is Mojo from the X-Men comics.

I hate and fear how accurate that is

[TexArcher 39036]

I swear to god, if there were a Secretary of Home Security Systems, this motherfucker would appoint a cat burglar to the post.

 

 

Edited December 6 by TexArcher
And half of this idiotic country still wouldn't get it...

[royiv 9771]

7 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I swear to god, if there were a Secretary of Home Security Systems, this motherfucker would appoint a cat burglar to the post.

 

 

[Brisketexan 106873]

4 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

Maybe I’m out of touch with modern society, but I would never think “Hey, maybe it’s a good idea to buy fake internet money from a rat-faced hillbilly who uses snot for sex lube.” 

MAYBE?

Dude.  We are dead-center in the era of "oh yeah, you should totally buy fake internet money from a rat-faced hillbilly who uses snot for sex lube.  Not doing so means you are a woke libtard."

[Gatorubet 30710]

20 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

MAYBE?

Dude.  We are dead-center in the era of "oh yeah, you should totally buy fake internet money from a rat-faced hillbilly who uses snot for sex lube.  Not doing so means you are a woke libtard."

Prolly incel-bro brains think,

“I might have a better shot at banging her if she knows I bought her fake Internet money…”

[Brisketexan 106873]

9 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Prolly incel-bro brains think,

“I might have a better shot at banging her if she knows I bought her fake Internet money…”

100%

And, now they're pissed because they bought her fake internet money, but she still won't bang them.

All while they ignore more attainable women.

So, it's only natural that they reach the conclusion that all women are evil and deserve to die/be enslaved.  Fucking bitches.  Duh.

[Hookah Horns 3089]

8 hours ago, Goofyboy said:

I guess this can go here:



https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/dec/05/mark-mcafee-raw-milk-bird-flu-rfk

Lol. I knew this administration was going to be the worst thing to ever happen to the country, but apparently even I failed to imagine just how fucked up even the most mundane aspects of government are going to be. 

I'm seriously going to have to avoid reading any news for the next 4 years or I will lose my mind and explode in rage. 

Edited December 6 by Hookah Horns

[Chewbacca 7828]

Just now, Hookah Horns said:

Lol. I knew this administration was going to be the worst thing to ever happen to the country, but even I failed to imagine just how fucked up even the most mundane aspects of government are going to be. 

I'm seriously going to have to avoid reading any news for the next 4 years or I will lose my mind and explode in rage. 

Yep.  I'm doing my best to avoid reading about all the fucked up things that are happening.  It's just going to ramp up and up in the near future.  And many faces will be eaten.

[Longhorn_Fan68 34101]

1 minute ago, Hookah Horns said:

Lol. I knew this administration was going to be the worst thing to ever happen to the country, but even I failed to imagine just how fucked up even the most mundane aspects of government are going to be. 

I'm seriously going to have to avoid reading any news for the next 4 years or I will lose my mind and explode in rage. 

I'll mostly be monitoring this thread and soaking up the schadenfreude 

[Sawbonz 28188]

4 hours ago, Snake Diggity said:

Trump’s America is going to be chaotic.  That’s why he was elected.  People didn’t want progress.  They want entertaining chaos.  

[Ojo Rojo 2053]

49 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

Lol. I knew this administration was going to be the worst thing to ever happen to the country, but apparently even I failed to imagine just how fucked up even the most mundane aspects of government are going to be. 

I'm seriously going to have to avoid reading any news for the next 4 years or I will lose my mind and explode in rage. 

Nah, fuck it.  Lay back and enjoy it.  Me?  I'm stocked up on buckets of popcorn, ammo and tradeable bullion and my family's passports are all updated.

[Chad Fuck 18134]

This seems like it fits right in here.

[Bullneck 19509]

13 hours ago, workswithseed said:

Don't want your girl to make the biggest loogie for a bj or aka a lbj?

Finally, you tell yourself, "Hey, I have something to add here."

[Bullneck 19509]

13 hours ago, Snake Diggity said:

Trump’s America is going to be chaotic.  That’s why he was elected.  People didn’t want progress.  They want entertaining chaos.  Trump is Mojo from the X-Men comics.

The unemployment rate, GDP growth, and the stock market should have meant Biden/Harris cruised to election.  If anything policy-related led to Trump’s election, it was prices (not inflation) and border security.  It’ll be interesting to see how those 2 things change over the next 4 years, while also keeping track of the unemployment rate and GDP growth.  I would wager extremely heavily that over the course of the next 4 years, prices will not generally go down and unemployment will go up. I do think it’s possible the amount of drugs and illegal immigrants coming over the southern border will go down, but not dramatically.  One irony is that the BBB and CHIPS funding Biden passed will continue to stimulate the economy and improve our infrastructure and security over the next 4 years, preventing things from being as bad as Trump would otherwise make them.

Meanwhile, a whole bunch of shit people weren’t really voting for is going to go down.  Cuts to Medicare and SSI, cuts to public education, restrictions on women’s healthcare, increased deficits, and alienation of our allies.

 

[workswithseed 2204]

8 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Finally, you tell yourself, "Hey, I have something to add here."

This is a forum. Everyone says that when they post.

[F250 29195]

14 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

Maybe I’m out of touch with modern society, but I would never think “Hey, maybe it’s a good idea to buy fake internet money from a rat-faced hillbilly who uses snot for sex lube.” 

You are probably out of touch. If they are using snot they are doing it wrong.

[Hermanator 7652]

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

 

Alan Lichtman:

"You see, the American people finally did it. They finally went full retard. Never go full retard."

[RDCanecutter 26870]

On 12/5/2024 at 10:19 PM, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

When those cuts go through, I will be on the phone with my retired mother, saying

"how about them Trump cuts to social security, huh? Pretty awesome, promises made, promises kept. Huh, what, uh no sorry, you can't move into our guest house, roof leaks after that last storm, and we can't find anybody to put a new roof on it. By the way, how much are eggs now?" 

 

That's one way to make the old gal pro-choice.

[RDCanecutter 26870]

On 12/6/2024 at 9:46 AM, Incredulity said:

Counterpoint:  The Franklin Mint

Franklin Mint's got good value if you buy and sell it for what it's worth ie don't get it from Franklin Mint.

[Nivek 17404]

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

Franklin Mint's got good value if you buy and sell it for what it's worth ie don't get it from Franklin Mint.

Precious Moments and Commemorative Plates is how my mother planned for retirement some time ago.  I wish I was kidding.   

[Pato del Muerto 53442]

Once you start acquiring the civil war chess set, it would be financial malfeasance not to complete it. 

Edited December 7 by Pato del Muerto

[InkaUtexas 26859]

43 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Once you start acquiring the civil war chess set, it would be financial malfeasance not to complete it. 

Then what would antique shops fill their shelves with?

[bolverk 30313]

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Once you start acquiring the civil war chess set, it would be financial malfeasance not to complete it. 

My parents actually got me the set when I was a kid. As I recall, it took about a year to get all the pieces in the mail.

[CooterBrown 18287]

Once you start acquiring the civil war chess set, it would be financial malfeasance not to complete it. 

When we were bored in the middle school library, we would pull those order cards out of magazines and order them COD to teachers whose addresses we pulled from the phone book.

[Macanudo 13314]

52 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

When we were bored in the middle school library, we would pull those order cards out of magazines and order them COD to teachers whose addresses we pulled from the phone book.

We did that with Swank and Barely Legal.  Except we used a someone's credit card.   A parent's credit card.  They apparently never noticed the charges but the front office certainly did when they started showing up in the mail at school.  

[Goredho 17649]

On 12/6/2024 at 8:42 AM, BrickHorn said:

Maybe I’m out of touch with modern society, but I would never think “Hey, maybe it’s a good idea to buy fake internet money from a rat-faced hillbilly who uses snot for sex lube.” 

 

[Fastbreak 4044]

TIL hawk tuah girl has a crypto memecoin
Now this is definitely someone who is equipped to give sound financial advice.
This bit was pitched during the writing of Idiocracy but was scrapped for being too over the top.

To be fair, most bankers are cock suckers also.

[Prepuce of Doom 21285]

5 hours ago, Macanudo said:

We did that with Swank and Barely Legal.  Except we used a someone's credit card.   A parent's credit card.  They apparently never noticed the charges but the front office certainly did when they started showing up in the mail at school.  

This is outstanding. I'm sorry that your ingenuity didn't pay off. 

One of my buddies and I spent much of middle school contemplating how we might be able to fraudulently obtain one of those cable TV unscramblers advertised in the back of magazines in pursuit of the Spice Network and the Playboy Channel.

We never came up with an actionable plan. 

Edit - I confess that I may have misunderstood the purpose of your shenanigans. Thought you were trying to scheme your way into getting porn more than playing pranks on teachers... 

Edited December 8 by Prepuce of Doom

[CooterBrown 18287]

4 hours ago, Macanudo said:

We did that with Swank and Barely Legal.  Except we used a someone's credit card.   A parent's credit card.  They apparently never noticed the charges but the front office certainly did when they started showing up in the mail at school.  

Your middle school had much better magazine subscriptions than mine.

[Macanudo 13314]

10 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

This is outstanding. I'm sorry that your ingenuity didn't pay off. 

One of my buddies and I spent much of middle school contemplating how we might be able to fraudulently obtain one of those cable TV unscramblers advertised in the back of magazines in pursuit of the Spice Network and the Playboy Channel.

We never came up with an actionable plan. 

Edit - I confess that I may have misunderstood the purpose of your shenanigans. Thought you were trying to scheme your way into getting porn more than playing pranks on teachers... 

The idea to get a subscription for ourselves was there but the prank was the plan.

[Bozo_Casanova 26840]

On 12/6/2024 at 9:42 AM, BrickHorn said:

Maybe I’m out of touch with modern society, but I would never think “Hey, maybe it’s a good idea to buy fake internet money from a rat-faced hillbilly who uses snot for sex lube.” 

This reminds me of what @Pescado_Rojo said about the worst blowjob he ever got.

Spoiler

It was great!

 

[mdmost 43930]

So Trump said this morning on NBC that he will end birthright citizenship and deport the families of illegals even if they were born here. Not sure how you get around the 14th amendment but he will try. So again, people who were born here to parents who are undocumented and you voted for Trump, how you feeling about that now?

Edited December 8 by mdmost

[NeverMarryAStripper 22274]

His Supreme Court will just rule that the Constitution is unconstitutional