The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread

[Superhero 9015]

22 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Spots on an Asian group AV team must be cutthroat.  Tryouts and a cut list?

If they let me play electric guitar, power chords and whatnot, then I'd saw the bar is LOW on who can serve.

[Pato del Muerto 53420]

Stereotype destroyed, lesson learned. 

[The Dog 44853]

[DigglerontheHoof 21546]

16 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Is he talking about inflation or his rapes?

[Sawbonz 28141]

43 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Tbh people voted for him because of trans in sports. The economy bullshit was cover

 

eta a little bit of browns won’t replace us 

Edited December 12 by Sawbonz

[Captainant 28477]

1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

Tbh people voted for him because of trans in sports. The economy bullshit was cover

 

eta a little bit of browns won’t replace us 

People have been looking for a new group to hate since the civil rights act

[Macanudo 13292]

23 minutes ago, Captainant said:

People have been looking for a new group to hate since the civil rights act

The Civil Rights Act?  Try since we slithered out of the primordial mist.

[Nivek 17395]

20 minutes ago, Captainant said:

People have been looking for a new group to hate since the civil rights act

Since the fall of the Soviet Union, we lost our enemy and our identity as being opposed to them and resembling them.   So one side picked the other to be the enemy giving no shits they adopted the tactics and identity of their former foe in the process.  

[TwiceHorn 32045]

7 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

Trump: man of the people.

As if the billionaires and large corporations didn’t already have a different set of rules, we’re going to eliminate some of the last checks on their power.

What could go wrong?

Seriously though, we are entering a new gilded age….

We need a new name for it though. 
Gilded wouldn’t work for this. It worked so well before as it truly was that the super rich and wealth were just a patina over a large amount inequality, poverty, poor health, etc.

What represents concentrated wealth that uses disinformation and social to placate a population, while not poor by 1880 standards, is still magnitudes and magnitudes less well off than their corporate oligarchs ?

Beshitted age.

[skeeter 455]

Four hour plus Viagra effect?

[Dnaguy 12606]

32 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Beshitted age.

Beshitted takes the early lead!

 

I was hoping someone could make a portmanteau of facade, facetious, and fatuous.

i believe that describes the era we live in to a tee.

Factuous (fack-too-us) Age? Facticuous (fack-tɪ-shus) Era? The fact (ha ha) that it sounds almost like factual makes it even better.

Edited December 13 by Dnaguy

[NWBuck 8626]

5 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

Beshitted takes the early lead!

 

I was hoping someone could make a portmanteau of facade, facetious, and fatuous.

i believe that describes the era we live in to a tee.

Factuous (fack-too-us) Age? Facticuous (fack-tɪ-shus) Era? The fact (ha ha) that it sounds almost like factual makes it even better.

If we wanted to also pay homage to the president's physique, we could go with "fatso-us" 

Edited December 13 by NWBuck

[SubliminalHorn 6998]

Don’t be fatuous 

[TwiceHorn 32045]

I virtually guarantee that that investing a billion thing comes from Trump finding out about the various "golden visa" plans countries offer (invest X for a green card).  

 

[Captainant 28477]

3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

I virtually guarantee that that investing a billion thing comes from Trump finding out about the various "golden visa" plans countries offer (invest X for a green card).  

 

He probably found out about it from his daughter and kushner buying a golden visa 

[Jive Turkey 12975]

We’ll need to keep an eye on the MAGA death count from polio if this happens.

 

[GenXer 3416]

6 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

We’ll need to keep an eye on the MAGA death count from polio if this happens.

 

I submit a request for a rep thing with @Superhero’s avatar.

[Pig Bellmont 8884]

19 hours ago, The Dog said:

Can’t we just agree that the campaign was really just vibes from the GOP? They don’t even have a party platform and every GOP voter has convinced themselves Trump won’t do all the horrible things he keeps telling us he will do.  Even in this thread: “he’s not going to deport everyone…” 

[TwiceHorn 32045]

4 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Can’t we just agree that the campaign was really just vibes from the GOP? They don’t even have a party platform and every GOP voter has convinced themselves Trump won’t do all the horrible things he keeps telling us he will do.  Even in this thread: “he’s not going to deport everyone…” 

Well, only some of the horrible things.  Many of the horrible things they are fully on-board with, even when they'll be victims.

But yeah, that bit about "it's the economy, stupid" is bullshit.  It's about the cruelty and never has been anything else.

[Covri 6368]

In what possible way could revoking the approval of the polio vaccine benefit anyone anywhere? How would that make rich people richer? Which is all the Republican Party actually cares about.

[GenXer 3416]

Why would someone cut the head off a whale and strap the aforementioned head to the roof of one’s SUV? Why would one dump a roadkill bear in central park after a leisurely day of falconry?

It takes a brainworm to understand this level of genius.

[Brisketexan 106851]

14 minutes ago, Covri said:

In what possible way could revoking the approval of the polio vaccine benefit anyone anywhere? How would that make rich people richer? Which is all the Republican Party actually cares about.

It's not about accomplishing anything.  Rather, it is 100% about indulging in "oppositional defiance disorder" in its most extreme manifestation.

We are at a point that if the government issued a statement "Do not drink a quart of hydrochloric acid, it will kill you," half....or more...of the population would respond "oh yeah?  Well FUCK YOU, deep state!" then immediately start looking for black market sources of HCl to start guzzling ASAP.

Dumbest.  Fucking.  Timeline.  That's all this is.

[usmc0331horn 990]

Iron lungs are gonna be en vogue again I'm so fucking excited!!! "Oh he has health problems."

[softlynow 1894]

1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

We’ll need to keep an eye on the MAGA death count from polio if this happens.

 

Will Rotary Club members be rounded up after the browns?

[Biff Tannen 46138]

23 minutes ago, usmc0331horn said:

Iron lungs are gonna be en vogue again I'm so fucking excited!!! "Oh he has health problems."

And a good day to you sir!

[A-Tex Devil 2496]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

It's not about accomplishing anything.  Rather, it is 100% about indulging in "oppositional defiance disorder" in its most extreme manifestation.

We are at a point that if the government issued a statement "Do not drink a quart of hydrochloric acid, it will kill you," half....or more...of the population would respond "oh yeah?  Well FUCK YOU, deep state!" then immediately start looking for black market sources of HCl to start guzzling ASAP.

Dumbest.  Fucking.  Timeline.  That's all this is.

So what you are saying is Biden should say this  on 1/19.  

[Chewbacca 7828]

21 hours ago, The Dog said:

It's almost like he was lying.  

[Brisketexan 106851]

12 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

It's almost like he was lying.  

Wait....you mean the candidate for 4th grade class president who promised pizza and ice cream in the cafeteria every day, no more tests, and recess for 4 hours a day.....was LYING?

WHO.  THE FUCK.  COULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING????????????????

[elfenix 34685]

2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Well, only some of the horrible things.  Many of the horrible things they are fully on-board with, even when they'll be victims.

But yeah, that bit about "it's the economy, stupid" is bullshit.  It's about the cruelty and never has been anything else.

I think there's some truth to people feeling like they're falling behind. My 25 year old cousin doesn't think he'll ever be able to afford a house. 

So it turns out that all you have to do is demonize unions for 50 years and the broke dick people who would have had those union jobs will vote for you because they're poor.

[High Plains Drifter 11185]

3 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

We’ll need to keep an eye on the MAGA death count from polio if this happens.

 

 

Our grandkids will be getting vaccines in Mexico and Canada in a few years.

It'll work out because they can just get them when we all make our annual pilgrimage across the border to get our cheap drugs and cavities filled. 

 

 

Edited December 13 by High Plains Drifter

[Willfully Horn 8254]

how the fuck does revoking approval of the polio vaccine play out? Will folks have to travel abroad to get their kids vaccinated?

Thanks, HPD. That’s what I was wondering.

Edited December 13 by Willfully Horn

[GenXer 3416]

3 hours ago, usmc0331horn said:

Iron lungs are gonna be en vogue again I'm so fucking excited!!! "Oh he has health problems."

 

[Nivek 17395]

4 hours ago, Covri said:

In what possible way could revoking the approval of the polio vaccine benefit anyone anywhere? How would that make rich people richer? Which is all the Republican Party actually cares about.

poors die.  

[TwiceHorn 32045]

2 hours ago, elfenix said:

I think there's some truth to people feeling like they're falling behind. My 25 year old cousin doesn't think he'll ever be able to afford a house. 

So it turns out that all you have to do is demonize unions for 50 years and the broke dick people who would have had those union jobs will vote for you because they're poor.

Oh, no doubt about that.  The wealth/income gap is real along with asset inflation.

But to believe that Donald fucking Trump would actually fix any of that is pure superstition.  And at that point, they were just voting for cruelty.

[StassneyHorn 6763]

There is plenty of affordable homes in this country, just nobody wants to give smaller cities a chance.

[Captainant 28477]

1 hour ago, StassneyHorn said:

There is plenty of affordable homes in this country, just nobody wants to give smaller cities a chance.

[Laughs in RTO]

[hookem2010 2700]

1 hour ago, StassneyHorn said:

There is plenty of affordable homes in this country, just nobody wants to give smaller cities a chance.

If you, or someone you live with, is not white, smaller cities in the US are not for you. I was forced to give them a chance and it took all of a month before we had racist vandalism on our car, driveway, mailbox. Small town America can eat a dick.

[tx 3 putt 78609]

8 hours ago, Covri said:

In what possible way could revoking the approval of the polio vaccine benefit anyone anywhere? How would that make rich people richer? Which is all the Republican Party actually cares about.

snappy new commercials

new price of $300 a vaccine 

[ut1978 48]

On 12/11/2024 at 4:51 PM, safe sex said:

I think we should hand it out like candy to anyone who needs it while also addressing the bigger problems with our food and appetites in the country. 

Not to get too personal, but I'm a really tall bitch (probably one of the tallest women in Austin) who at one point was over 250lbs. Because of the way I was raised (Southern food culture, where food can fix literally any personal problem), plus some genetic predisposition to addiction, I couldn't consistently stay in shape, because as mentioned many times, you can't out exercise a bad diet, and modern America makes it incredibly difficult for someone to work full time, exercise properly, and cook proper healthy meals all at once. So I would do great for months to a year or two and then the wheels would fall off. It was like that for pretty much my entire life post-puberty.

My first dose of semaglutide earlier this April? The voice in my brain that was constantly thinking about food and about what snacks sound good or what I should eat out over the weekend...just non-stop food focus? Gone. 

And I haven't heard that voice since. 

Give it to anyone who needs it

And fix our food culture.

 

 

Oral or injected semaglutide? Did you get it online? Where? Any serious side effects? 

[staboner 5069]

1 hour ago, hookem2010 said:

If you, or someone you live with, is not white, smaller cities in the US are not for you. I was forced to give them a chance and it took all of a month before we had racist vandalism on our car, driveway, mailbox. Small town America can eat a dick.

so you wear beige sleks?

Edited December 14 by staboner

[safe sex 11944]

1 hour ago, ut1978 said:

Oral or injected semaglutide? Did you get it online? Where? Any serious side effects? 

I inject myself subcutaneously every week. I get it online through an NP that prescribes it and a compounding pharmacy that makes and ships it to me. It won't be hard to find any number of these companies now, but do some vetting before you choose one. 

I experience nausea intermittently, most frequently during the peak levels of the drug. Every now and then, I will spontaneously vomit or even induce vomiting myself to get rid of the nausea (I am not bulimic tyvm). There are things you can do to mitigate these side effects, but like a real nurse, I'm very lackadaisical about doing things to help myself.

It limits my ability to drink very much alcohol, as that is a big vomiting trigger, but that's honestly a good thing, especially when it comes to weight loss and overall health. 

It's a miracle drug as far as I'm concerned. It's as much a psychotropic drug for me as my Wellbutrin

Edited December 14 by safe sex

[ut1978 48]

6 minutes ago, safe sex said:

I inject myself subcutaneously every week. I get it online through an NP that prescribes it and a compounding pharmacy that makes and ships it to me. It won't be hard to find any number of these companies now, but do some vetting before you choose one. 

I experience nausea intermittently, most frequently during the peak levels of the drug. Every now and then, I will spontaneously vomit or even induce vomiting myself to get rid of the nausea (I am not bulimic tyvm). There are things you can do to mitigate these side effects, but like a real nurse, I'm very lackadaisical about doing things to help myself.

It's like my ability to drink very much alcohol, as that is a big vomiting trigger, but that's honestly a good thing, especially when it comes to weight loss and overall health. 

It's a miracle drug as far as I'm concerned. It's as much a psychotropic drug for me as my Wellbutrin

Thank you. This has been very helpful info.

[StassneyHorn 6763]

3 hours ago, hookem2010 said:

If you, or someone you live with, is not white, smaller cities in the US are not for you. I was forced to give them a chance and it took all of a month before we had racist vandalism on our car, driveway, mailbox. Small town America can eat a dick.

Do you even Memphis?

[GenXer 3416]

 

[Schulz2.0 29276]

29 minutes ago, GenXer said:

 

Mitch looks like someone put a wig and glasses on a tortoise.

Edited December 14 by Schulz2.0

[GenXer 3416]

On 12/12/2024 at 11:51 AM, Dnaguy said:

Trump: man of the people.

As if the billionaires and large corporations didn’t already have a different set of rules, we’re going to eliminate some of the last checks on their power.

What could go wrong?

Seriously though, we are entering a new gilded age….

We need a new name for it though. 
Gilded wouldn’t work for this. It worked so well before as it truly was that the super rich and wealth were just a patina over a large amount inequality, poverty, poor health, etc.

What represents concentrated wealth that uses disinformation and social to placate a population, while not poor by 1880 standards, is still magnitudes and magnitudes less well off than their corporate oligarchs ?

conspiratechplutocracy era

It’s a mashup of conspiracy, technology, and plutocracy. It’s intentionally confusing because… well that’s fitting for this Qdiot world where people intentionally disregard facts and choose to believe things because it fits their worldview. Or, their editorial news channel or podcast or social media feed repeated those things enough times that the bullshit became fact. Plus with trump and elron running things, we operate in a plutocracy.

or

the age of stoopid

Intentionally spelled this way because that just describes us better collectively.

or

the disinformation age

Edited December 14 by GenXer

[Evil Bill Obrien 3509]

2 hours ago, GenXer said:

 

You did this yourself Mitch, Franklin the Turtle lookin mother fucker. Hope he has to watch someone he actually cares about catch the Polio before he croaks knowing it was 100% preventable and 100% his fault

[TwiceHorn 32045]

Rurals in for a smooth buttfucking.  And I'm here for it. https://feedly.com/i/entry/PiZyxgIkdjlmli7o0PIIinzT0eRAK6XGvK0WaTRcMRg=_193c067f381:9e8fe1:d4d0980a or https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2024/12/trump-gop-rural-supporters/680981/?utm_source=feed

[AnTiM 1690]

1 hour ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

You did this yourself Mitch, Franklin the Turtle lookin mother fucker. Hope he has to watch someone he actually cares about catch the Polio before he croaks knowing it was 100% preventable and 100% his fault

The good news is that polio, smallpox, tetanus et al will eventually eliminate all these crazy maga bastards.  My only regret is that at my advanced age I will not live long enough to enjoy watching the process.

[StassneyHorn 6763]

9 hours ago, Captainant said:

[Laughs in RTO]

There’s plenty of jobs in secondary and tertiary cities. These are your state capitals and college towns