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  On 12/24/2024 at 5:20 PM, Constant said:

For lack of a better place to post about this, leopards are eating a portion of family’s face. The great civil war has begun and I have dealt the first blow. We host the annual family Christmas, but this year we have told those that are known Trump idiots to stay home. I also have younger cousins dating Trump supporters and we’ve told them they are also not welcomed. 
 

We decided it’s time to stop pretending we can get along with these people. It is causing all sorts of strife, but I’m here for it. 

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Yep.  If your approach to life is "I'm going to Make America Great Again....by telling half of my countrymen to fuck off and go to hell, and happily inflicting pain on anyone I deem insufficiently MAGA," then don't come bitching when the response is "fine...then fuck you too."

Choices have consequences.  

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Posted
  On 12/24/2024 at 5:20 PM, Constant said:

For lack of a better place to post about this, leopards are eating a portion of family’s face. The great civil war has begun and I have dealt the first blow. We host the annual family Christmas, but this year we have told those that are known Trump idiots to stay home. I also have younger cousins dating Trump supporters and we’ve told them they are also not welcomed. 
 

We decided it’s time to stop pretending we can get along with these people. It is causing all sorts of strife, but I’m here for it. 

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Did you cite plessy v Ferguson in your notice?

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  On 12/25/2024 at 4:02 PM, RomaVicta said:
Back in the old paradigm, this may have had some weight. No more, I'm sorry to say. 
There is absolutely no evidence that actual policies and policy results matter much in America. When's the last time you won a point with a MAGA by stating an obvious fact? The active vote and shameful acquiesence of non-voters shouts who the party of the people is. The choice could not have been clearer.
Stop blaming the Dems who represent what we wish was true about this country. There is no adjustment to the message or even choice of candidate that can matter much. People don't want anything that reeks of humanity or tolerance or citizen teamwork. The vote and failure to vote prove this.
The new paradigm is war. Those who love America and hate everything else versus the rational people. The rational people got slaughtered. I don't see a road that civilizes MAGAs to understand liberal democracy or the importance of unity among similar nations.
The traitors are in charge.

Then…pain for everyone it shall be.
They want to burn it all down, and our only solace will be to point and laugh at them as their burnt skin drapes from their seared flesh, as they triumphantly belt “see, WINNING!” Ha ha, yes, winners you are.
There is no good outcome. So, learn to enjoy pain and suffering like they do.
Posted
  On 12/25/2024 at 4:02 PM, RomaVicta said:

Back in the old paradigm, this may have had some weight. No more, I'm sorry to say. 

There is absolutely no evidence that actual policies and policy results matter much in America. When's the last time you won a point with a MAGA by stating an obvious fact? The active vote and shameful acquiesence of non-voters shouts who the party of the people is. The choice could not have been clearer.

Stop blaming the Dems who represent what we wish was true about this country. There is no adjustment to the message or even choice of candidate that can matter much. People don't want anything that reeks of humanity or tolerance or citizen teamwork. The vote and failure to vote prove this.

The new paradigm is war. Those who love America and hate everything else versus the rational people. The rational people got slaughtered. I don't see a road that civilizes MAGAs to understand liberal democracy or the importance of unity among similar nations.

The traitors are in charge.

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Next time, just don't roll out a black woman. That shit is not happening here any time soon.

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Posted
  On 12/25/2024 at 4:02 PM, RomaVicta said:

Back in the old paradigm, this may have had some weight. No more, I'm sorry to say. 

There is absolutely no evidence that actual policies and policy results matter much in America. When's the last time you won a point with a MAGA by stating an obvious fact? The active vote and shameful acquiesence of non-voters shouts who the party of the people is. The choice could not have been clearer.

Stop blaming the Dems who represent what we wish was true about this country. There is no adjustment to the message or even choice of candidate that can matter much. People don't want anything that reeks of humanity or tolerance or citizen teamwork. The vote and failure to vote prove this.

The new paradigm is war. Those who love America and hate everything else versus the rational people. The rational people got slaughtered. I don't see a road that civilizes MAGAs to understand liberal democracy or the importance of unity among similar nations.

The traitors are in charge.

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Great post. On par in my book with this:

 

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  On 12/25/2024 at 4:30 PM, Slacks said:

Next time, just don't roll out a black woman. That shit is not happening here any time soon.

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Yeah, that would have solved all our problems. The talk about inflation, egg prices, Dems being too snooty, and shit is just the froth on the surface of the cesspool. 

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  On 12/25/2024 at 4:30 PM, Slacks said:
Next time, just don't roll out a black woman. That shit is not happening here any time soon.

Woman. They voted against a competent Clinton for this felon the first time as well.
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Posted
  On 12/26/2024 at 3:51 PM, Francisco 2.0 said:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2024/12/26/trump-voters-federal-benefits-food/?

 

After backing Trump, low-income voters hope he doesn’t slash their benefits

 

 

 

 

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I want a follow-up story on this immeasurably stupid voter. Post-tariff. Post austerity. 

It is tax season, Lori. You should be able to pick up a few more hours. Bootstraps. Hustle.  No handouts. Get to work.

 

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Party of Fiscal Responsibility wants 86 billion from Congress to deport people but assures us it will save us money in the long run, especially after things get even more expensive when the labor gap happens. 

https://nypost.com/2024/12/24/us-news/incoming-border-czar-tom-homan-says-trump-admin-will-need-86-billion-to-start-mass-deportations/

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Posted
  On 12/26/2024 at 5:06 PM, GenXer said:

Good question. Let’s see.

One star. Off to a strong start.

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Literally no interior pics. But several of the parking lot. Lulz.

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Yes, Kathy. Slumlord trump will certainly have your best interests in mind. Eat shit, Kathy.

 

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When they become homeless, I hope they remember to take their Trump flags and stickers with them.  That way they can mark their Trump friendly MAGA camps under the overpass from the Libtard homeless camps - so they know who is who and all. 

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Posted
  On 12/26/2024 at 3:43 PM, BrickHorn said:

You are a bigger man than I am. If one of my dipshit MAGA uncles had asked to borrow my car, I would have responded:

“No. It’s not my fault you are too poor to afford a car and too irresponsible plan your life. This is America, not some socialist hellhole where winners have to share their hard-earned rewards with lazy, entitled losers. My advice is to pick yourself up by your bootstraps. If you start early enough, you’ll have plenty of time to walk to the office.”

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https://www.cnn.com/2015/02/03/us/detroit-man-walks-21-miles-for-daily-commute/index.html

 

Posted
  On 12/26/2024 at 5:03 PM, Sawbonz said:

She probably has a section 8 voucher so the 385 is her portion. So she is totally dependent on the federal government for providing her shelter, food, living expenses and healthcare

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Trump is going to give her the incredible opportunity to get in on the ground floor and start her own business in the soon-to-be-growing agricultural sector of our economy.  Employment choice may or may not include what crop to pick from what field - but physical activity identical to a free health club membership will be provided by her employer at no extra charge. 

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Posted
  On 12/25/2024 at 12:02 AM, MissingInAction said:

I parted ways with the last magatard in my social circle recently. 

All these idiots do is deflect and call names like toddlers when getting in trouble on the playground.

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I haven't dramatically cut off anybody, but there are several I have made no effort to be around after they showed their asses. eg trying to visit my 80-ish mom with their unvaxxed asses because now they're faith-healed (they weren't,) or lashing out at old friends because Hannity or the local priest or whoever got them spun up in closed-equation thinking.

On the other hand, anybody who knows how to act, I get along fine with them. I don't ask for ideological conformity, just some some courtesy, some sympathy, and taste.

Thankfully where I live is a little old fashioned with a shadow left over of dueling culture. We don't actually meet at dawn, but it tempers the outbursts.

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Posted (edited)
  On 12/26/2024 at 1:52 PM, Snake Diggity said:

They asked to borrow one of our cars for awhile which I would have done if he hadn’t brought up politics multiple fucking times on Christmas Day (and had the gall to start a conversation about how shitty the brand of car I drive is).  

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Download the sumbitch a bus map.

 

@tx_3_putt for the win.

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Posted
  On 12/26/2024 at 4:44 PM, mdmost said:

Party of Fiscal Responsibility wants 86 billion from Congress to deport people but assures us it will save us money in the long run, especially after things get even more expensive when the labor gap happens. 

https://nypost.com/2024/12/24/us-news/incoming-border-czar-tom-homan-says-trump-admin-will-need-86-billion-to-start-mass-deportations/

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florida and texas both have funded multiple studies to show the financial drain. it doesn't exist 

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Posted
  On 12/26/2024 at 6:30 PM, InkaUtexas said:

A shitty one.

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It's like this: you get old and say you need some money. It happens.

If you're really an artist, and you still have one eye and half a hand, you can knock out colorful little widgets, flog em on eBay, and hell, with any luck, pull in a few extra bucks on eBay and Etsy. Don't tell me she doesn't have a phone. Now because I judged, and may be judged in turn, I hope I don't get afflicted with the non-art circumstances like she did. I am mostly just puzzled.

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