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23 hours ago, aggie08 said:

I know that these people are really, really stupid, but I still can't fathom mental gymnastics required to expect Donald Trump to choose them over the richest man to have ever lived.

Really?

20 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

You answered your own question. They're really, really stupid. 

Exactly.  I have seen so many trumptards in jacked up trucks making 150k a year thinking they’re on the verge of becoming billionaires.  Funniest shit ever.  But they’re definitely in full support my pursuit of a G6/megayacht so it’s hard to totally hate the fucktards.  

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9 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Really?

Exactly.  I have seen so many trumptards in jacked up trucks making 150k a year thinking they’re on the verge of becoming billionaires.  Funniest shit ever.  But they’re definitely in full support my pursuit of a G6/megayacht so it’s hard to totally hate the fucktards.  

As your attorney I advise you to rehab a banana boat and refit it for passenger service. You could carry a dozen+ passengers AND a load of Chiquita bananas because you yourself are the doctor the Man requires to have on board for such a case.

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15 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

As your attorney I advise you to rehab a banana boat and refit it for passenger service. You could carry a dozen+ passengers AND a load of Chiquita bananas because you yourself are the doctor the Man requires to have on board for such a case.

No matter if I’m on a southwest flight or something on the fancier side, RD is always invited.  

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