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23 hours ago, aggie08 said:

I know that these people are really, really stupid, but I still can't fathom mental gymnastics required to expect Donald Trump to choose them over the richest man to have ever lived.

Really?

20 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

You answered your own question. They're really, really stupid. 

Exactly.  I have seen so many trumptards in jacked up trucks making 150k a year thinking they’re on the verge of becoming billionaires.  Funniest shit ever.  But they’re definitely in full support my pursuit of a G6/megayacht so it’s hard to totally hate the fucktards.  

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9 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Really?

Exactly.  I have seen so many trumptards in jacked up trucks making 150k a year thinking they’re on the verge of becoming billionaires.  Funniest shit ever.  But they’re definitely in full support my pursuit of a G6/megayacht so it’s hard to totally hate the fucktards.  

As your attorney I advise you to rehab a banana boat and refit it for passenger service. You could carry a dozen+ passengers AND a load of Chiquita bananas because you yourself are the doctor the Man requires to have on board for such a case.

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15 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

As your attorney I advise you to rehab a banana boat and refit it for passenger service. You could carry a dozen+ passengers AND a load of Chiquita bananas because you yourself are the doctor the Man requires to have on board for such a case.

No matter if I’m on a southwest flight or something on the fancier side, RD is always invited.  

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1 hour ago, The Dog said:

 

I don’t want people like him here, he’s a scam artist who got rich through an MLM scheme. I also don’t want people like Elon here.  It’s a shame that MAGATs can only use crude racism to identify the problem people.

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Dumb motherfuckers. For real, how did this happen?  How are people not only this misinformed, but so incurious that they didn’t take 10 seconds to look into the person they were going to vote for?  They clearly cared enough to actually get out and vote. Did they just see one tweet or one Facebook post and decide that was it?  I can’t fathom it. 

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2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Dumb motherfuckers. For real, how did this happen?  How are people not only this misinformed, but so incurious that they didn’t take 10 seconds to look into the person they were going to vote for?  They clearly cared enough to actually get out and vote. Did they just see one tweet or one Facebook post and decide that was it?  I can’t fathom it. 

Americans are really in the running for dumbest collection of people on earth. Of course not all of them, present company excluded (except that Ag asshole), but a very large proportion of this country are complete idiots who don't have the first clue how the society they live in every day actually works. 

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