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23 hours ago, aggie08 said:

I know that these people are really, really stupid, but I still can't fathom mental gymnastics required to expect Donald Trump to choose them over the richest man to have ever lived.

Really?

20 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

You answered your own question. They're really, really stupid. 

Exactly.  I have seen so many trumptards in jacked up trucks making 150k a year thinking they’re on the verge of becoming billionaires.  Funniest shit ever.  But they’re definitely in full support my pursuit of a G6/megayacht so it’s hard to totally hate the fucktards.  

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9 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Really?

Exactly.  I have seen so many trumptards in jacked up trucks making 150k a year thinking they’re on the verge of becoming billionaires.  Funniest shit ever.  But they’re definitely in full support my pursuit of a G6/megayacht so it’s hard to totally hate the fucktards.  

As your attorney I advise you to rehab a banana boat and refit it for passenger service. You could carry a dozen+ passengers AND a load of Chiquita bananas because you yourself are the doctor the Man requires to have on board for such a case.

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15 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

As your attorney I advise you to rehab a banana boat and refit it for passenger service. You could carry a dozen+ passengers AND a load of Chiquita bananas because you yourself are the doctor the Man requires to have on board for such a case.

No matter if I’m on a southwest flight or something on the fancier side, RD is always invited.  

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Dumb motherfuckers. For real, how did this happen?  How are people not only this misinformed, but so incurious that they didn’t take 10 seconds to look into the person they were going to vote for?  They clearly cared enough to actually get out and vote. Did they just see one tweet or one Facebook post and decide that was it?  I can’t fathom it. 

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4 hours ago, gernblansten said:

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Ha ha ha this past just reminds me,  I saw idiocracy is now streaming on hulu... i didn't watch it because I was just looking for a show,  like 30 minutes or so,  but I'm going to have to watch it again soon

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9 minutes ago, Captainant said:

My MIL is the head of controversy for a major company, she is the person who talks to the IRS for the corporation and is smart as a whip.

She fucking falls for Facebook scams and disinformation like nobody's business. She's got multiple masters degrees and a CPA and is incredibly intelligent, but she is frighteningly prone to recency bias and believing something if enough of her friends say it to her so. 

And then when her facts are proven to be wrong, rather than admit it, she just says "well I don't think that's right" and moves on and changed the subject. It drives my wife crazy, and it's shocking how many businesses executives like that I come across in a completely different industry and line of work from my MIL.

I think it is also people of a certain age. My mom will say, "Well, I don't think that's right." a lot. Even when I have facts to show her. 

Look, I hear dumb shit all the time. I will always go find objective sources to see if something is true or not. You can usually debunk bullshit in about 5 minutes. The problem is, for some people, their source is places like Gateway Pundit or Fox News.

Idiots.

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5 hours ago, SKJ said:

Ha ha ha this past just reminds me,  I saw idiocracy is now streaming on hulu... i didn't watch it because I was just looking for a show,  like 30 minutes or so,  but I'm going to have to watch it again soon

Just look out your windows whenever you have a few minutes.

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39 minutes ago, Captainant said:

My MIL is the head of controversy for a major company, she is the person who talks to the IRS for the corporation and is smart as a whip.

She fucking falls for Facebook scams and disinformation like nobody's business. She's got multiple masters degrees and a CPA and is incredibly intelligent, but she is frighteningly prone to recency bias and believing something if enough of her friends say it to her so. 

And then when her facts are proven to be wrong, rather than admit it, she just says "well I don't think that's right" and moves on and changed the subject. It drives my wife crazy, and it's shocking how many businesses executives like that I come across in a completely different industry and line of work from my MIL.

What in the world is a "head of controversy" role. Is that in the C-Suite? lol

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31 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I think it is also people of a certain age. My mom will say, "Well, I don't think that's right." a lot. Even when I have facts to show her. 

Look, I hear dumb shit all the time. I will always go find objective sources to see if something is true or not. You can usually debunk bullshit in about 5 minutes. The problem is, for some people, their source is places like Gateway Pundit or Fox News.

Idiots.

In my experience, men's brains start slowly dying around age 43.

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16 minutes ago, Vegas64 said:

What in the world is a "head of controversy" role. Is that in the C-Suite? lol

It's effectively a senior VP, reports directly to C-suite. Basically if a government body is mad at them over taxes or this or that, she's involved with smoothing things over and keeping their peepees from getting whacked

My point being: these extremely professionally competent people are greedily drinking the poison of misinformation. An exec I work with is still espousing the benefits of colloidal silver taken orally and ivermectin - he was at Raytheon for 15 years before his current role with my customer, most of that time in a SCIF. Dude is smart as hell, but believes in bullshit. It's maddening 

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20 minutes ago, Captainant said:

It's effectively a senior VP, reports directly to C-suite. Basically if a government body is mad at them over taxes or this or that, she's involved with smoothing things over and keeping their peepees from getting whacked

My point being: these extremely professionally competent people are greedily drinking the poison of misinformation. An exec I work with is still espousing the benefits of colloidal silver taken orally and ivermectin - he was at Raytheon for 15 years before his current role with my customer, most of that time in a SCIF. Dude is smart as hell, but believes in bullshit. It's maddening 

Thanks. Today I learned that such a job role exists.

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2 hours ago, Captainant said:

She fucking falls for Facebook scams and disinformation like nobody's business. She's got multiple masters degrees and a CPA and is incredibly intelligent, but she is frighteningly prone to recency bias and believing something if enough of her friends say it to her so. 

Smart people are actually easier to fool than dumb people. Some old Greek Philosopher said so.

The smart person knows they are so smart they can't be tricked, and they will do mental backflips on themselves to justify what they want to believe.

The dumb guy, if he knows he's dumb, he figures let's stop and see how this guy wants to trick me.

There was no FB back then, I suspect that would have changed a lot of things.

But tldr, smart people are suckers too.

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1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

Smart people are actually easier to fool than dumb people. Some old Greek Philosopher said so.

The smart person knows they are so smart they can't be tricked, and they will do mental backflips on themselves to justify what they want to believe.

The dumb guy, if he knows he's dumb, he figures let's stop and see how this guy wants to trick me.

There was no FB back then, I suspect that would have changed a lot of things.

But tldr, smart people are suckers too.

But dumb people think they’re smart, so goto 1

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32 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

If we were Ancient Greeks getting our teeth kicked in by plagues and famines, we'd probably thin out that demographic. The remaining humble folk would be wary.

settle down Pericles

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17 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Dumb motherfuckers. For real, how did this happen?  How are people not only this misinformed, but so incurious that they didn’t take 10 seconds to look into the person they were going to vote for?  They clearly cared enough to actually get out and vote. Did they just see one tweet or one Facebook post and decide that was it?  I can’t fathom it. 

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Rather convinced its just as simple as Trump gave the lower/lower middle class voters multiple boogiemen to get united behind, and now all the ones who aren't white are realizing that it was really just a vehicle for poor whites to feel better about themselves

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1 hour ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Universal Tariffs of 10-20% on all imported goods. All those folks worried about the price of things are about to get a nice shock. Idiots.

Man, this is gonna be expensive for Mexico and China!  Bet they'll think twice before trying to mess with Murka again now that we got a real man in charge with a tie that hangs down to his hog, whooo whee, I tell you what.

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2 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

This is the same website that my FIL sent an article to us today from, re: Elon Musk being the greatest person on earth and exposing all the child sex trafficking rings.  It's Bari Weiss' rag apparently.  

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6 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

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Rather convinced its just as simple as Trump gave the lower/lower middle class voters multiple boogiemen to get united behind, and now all the ones who aren't white are realizing that it was really just a vehicle for poor whites to feel better about themselves

Saw a guy wearing a Trump 45 sweatshirt at the gas station yesterday. He gave these people an identity. It's sad, but true.

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5 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

Well, what do you know?  Robbinsville BAPS temple, eh?  I know a little something about that.

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It's obvious to me Kiran and her lovely family just cared about the tax breaks.  Well, guess what, sweetheart.  You'll get them anyway, and the MAGAts will hate you but all that slave labor got you a Mercedes.  Hearing how you're a nice person isn't in the cards.

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