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41 minutes ago, wood said:

Nah, fuck that. Dude walked past me once at the HD on Brodie with his shitty little dog barking at everyone in the store. Little fucker snapped at me as he walked past. I was not amused. Took every bit of restraint I could muster to not lose my shit on the guy. 

Luna is not a "shitty little dog".

She's a star at surly tailgate parties and elsewhere.

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On 1/17/2025 at 10:42 AM, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

One of the things that Team MAGA was really looking for in the past month is some kind of excuse to completely shut down the US-Mexico border.  The excuse they were going to work with was some kind of disease.  I fully expect them to weaponize Bird Flu as the rational.

Yep. Better keep the bird flu out of Mexico!

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1 hour ago, The Dog said:

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You can say a lot of bad things about Trump, but being “fraudulent” about what he was going to do is not one of them.  I have no idea what “after doing this” is referring to but I can guarantee Trump either said he was going to do it or it was abundantly clear he was going to do it.

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1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Were these people not alive from 2017-2020?  How the fuck is ANY of this surprising to ANYONE?!?

In one hand you have an increasingly dumbed-down population, accelerated by a war on public education.

On the other hand you have propaganda accelerated by smart phones and social media that expertly caters to the short attention spans that have always existed in homo sapiens

Put your hands together.  

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You all also need to realize that every one of these "awakenings" you rush here to breathlessly post as if if is of some significance is dwarfed by the thousands, if not millions of people who are not paying attention, are paying attention and don't give a fuck, or like exactly what is happening.  A person here or there posting thoughts on socials means exactly dick.  

Talk was always cheap, in this day and age it's yeast infected, syphilis riddled 300 pound Nuevo Laredo hooker cheap.  

 

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3 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

You all also need to realize that every one of these "awakenings" you rush here to breathlessly post as if if is of some significance is dwarfed by the thousands, if not millions of people who are not paying attention, are paying attention and don't give a fuck, or like exactly what is happening.  A person here or there posting thoughts on socials means exactly dick.  

Talk was always cheap, in this day and age it's yeast infected, syphilis riddled 300 pound Nuevo Laredo hooker cheap.  

 

I don’t think that’s lost on anyone. Laughing at idiots is still something.

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So Trump was against Tik Tok during his 1st term and now he's not and no one in the media is saying boo.  Surprise, surprise, surprise.

The rock-solid guarantee here is that 1) Trump will profit…handsomely…and 2) the PRC will continue to have unfettered access to and control over much of the American people, which is fine, because see 1).
“Trump is going to save us from commie China!”
Correction:
“Trump is going to sell us to commie China!”
Anyone who didn’t see this coming is too stupid to live.
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The evolution of this tik-tok thing is a good microcosm of things going wrong.  Tik-tok should have been banned eight years ago but because our laws still can’t catch up to the tech criminals it will be here to stay. We are basically living in Jurassic Park right now, just before the dinosaurs kill everyone.  

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37 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

The evolution of this tik-tok thing is a good microcosm of things going wrong.  Tik-tok should have been banned eight years ago but because our laws still can’t catch up to the tech criminals it will be here to stay. We are basically living in Jurassic Park right now, just before the dinosaurs kill everyone.  

And we spared no expense.

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3 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

I want something REAL to laugh at....not meaningless "feels" tweets.  

Like Herman Cain dying from Covid he probably caught from Trump, right?

or this, or Elon getting deported for overstaying his student visa? 

2 hours ago, The Dog said:

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