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  On 1/26/2025 at 6:37 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

Or maybe they see it as a way to ensure republicans win the EC into perpetuity.  And they can then levy tariffs against it and build a border wall all along the new American western border. 

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Let them secede then bring them back as a territory. They are admitted back as 4 states: West Alabama, West Kentucky, South Idaho and the OC

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  On 1/26/2025 at 12:11 AM, jw4381 said:

I'm trying to figure out why I wnb, but I really got nothing. Maybe the weirdly splayed fingers?

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because you hate america and you are into dudes but are afraid to tell us for some strange reason. I mean that's all I could think of. to be fair I wouldn't either but that's because they would leave me in the morning because they are straight, and I don't like heartbreak very much.

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  On 1/26/2025 at 6:26 PM, Surly Bevo said:

The Trump administration is pushing to take on places like Greenland, take back the PC, etc....they are not letting the West Coast go.  C'mon guys.  

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especially considering the impetus for those declarations, while superficially ridiculous, is that they're strategically important places for WW3. keep your eye on the ball

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  On 1/27/2025 at 4:30 PM, Mittens said:

Not a battle I'm willing to fight.  I'd rather just vent to you assholes about it.

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Frame it as a question. 

"Dude, don't you think it would be much easier to move to one of those states than to expect to create change in a state that has showed little interest in doing so?"

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  On 1/27/2025 at 4:59 PM, SydneyCarton said:

Frame it as a question. 

"Dude, don't you think it would be much easier to move to one of those states than to expect to create change in a state that has showed little interest in doing so?"

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Yep.

"So, dude, it seems like you really want this?"  Yeah, I do.

"You think it's a good policy, and what a state should do for its citizens?"  Yep, for sure.

"You know that policy already exists, right?"  Head cocked, puzzled.

"Mass, Vermont, Penn, California - they all already have that policy.  If you want to live somewhere with that policy, you can move to a state where they support it.  You know that Texas doesn't support it, and has no interest in supporting it.  You're in charge of your life and your household, right?  So, take charge and do what's best for you.  Move."

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  On 1/27/2025 at 4:18 PM, Mittens said:

This isn't really specific to the most recent election, as this guy has been going through it for years.  It really breaks my heart, honestly.

Wrestled w/ him in high school.  Good dude, but dumb as a rock.  Never expected him to go to college and be a doctor or anything like that - figured he would end up working Parks and Rec somewhere within 50 miles of HS.  Went into the Navy for a couple of years, got out and went into the Army after a couple of years as a civilian.  Involved in a training accident that eventually cost him both his legs, above the knee.  He's been in VA hell for the last 15+ years w/ them giving him the runaround, and him not having the mental capacity to understand what's happening or the ability to navigate the system.  I know enough about his situation to follow from a distance, but not the details, so don't come at me w/ some gotcha shit about how he could have helped himself - I'm not him.

He has moved from NH to SC to GA trying to be near the right VA hospital.  He settled in Frisco and is now married to a full-on MAGAT w/ a disabled kid that needs 24/7 care.  I have suspicions that she is with him as a way to access his gov money, but it's not like dude is getting a mint, so maybe that's just my biases.  Shortly after their marriage, I unfollowed him on FB because of her posting and tagging him in all her propaganda BS.  This is from last week - N is her son, who is developmentally disabled and in a wheelchair.  Like, wtf?

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Last night, I got a DM from him letting me know he's coming to Austin next week and wants to meet up.  I want to see him just to be a human and a friend from HS and show him love, but there's no fucking way I could be in the same room w/ that woman.  Don't get me wrong, he's dead red himself, but he doesn't (or at least didn't) live in that MAGA blinded world.  But I have a ton of Trumpy friends and can work around their bullshit for a couple of hours socially, so long as we focus on sports or reliving the past or whatever.  I respond that it's going to be tough for me to meet up, but hopefully we can make it happen, and ask why he's coming to Austin.  His response:

So, the best states are True Blue?  No way!  Kinda feel like him and his wheelchair are being used for props.  Guy is going to leave thinking he's done his part to help, and he will have, but it will be for naught.  His efforts won't help, and the situation won't change. 

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And a year from now, he'll blame immigrants.

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  On 1/27/2025 at 4:18 PM, Mittens said:

This isn't really specific to the most recent election, as this guy has been going through it for years.  It really breaks my heart, honestly.

Wrestled w/ him in high school.  Good dude, but dumb as a rock.  Never expected him to go to college and be a doctor or anything like that - figured he would end up working Parks and Rec somewhere within 50 miles of HS.  Went into the Navy for a couple of years, got out and went into the Army after a couple of years as a civilian.  Involved in a training accident that eventually cost him both his legs, above the knee.  He's been in VA hell for the last 15+ years w/ them giving him the runaround, and him not having the mental capacity to understand what's happening or the ability to navigate the system.  I know enough about his situation to follow from a distance, but not the details, so don't come at me w/ some gotcha shit about how he could have helped himself - I'm not him.

He has moved from NH to SC to GA trying to be near the right VA hospital.  He settled in Frisco and is now married to a full-on MAGAT w/ a disabled kid that needs 24/7 care.  I have suspicions that she is with him as a way to access his gov money, but it's not like dude is getting a mint, so maybe that's just my biases.  Shortly after their marriage, I unfollowed him on FB because of her posting and tagging him in all her propaganda BS.  This is from last week - N is her son, who is developmentally disabled and in a wheelchair.  Like, wtf?

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Last night, I got a DM from him letting me know he's coming to Austin next week and wants to meet up.  I want to see him just to be a human and a friend from HS and show him love, but there's no fucking way I could be in the same room w/ that woman.  Don't get me wrong, he's dead red himself, but he doesn't (or at least didn't) live in that MAGA blinded world.  But I have a ton of Trumpy friends and can work around their bullshit for a couple of hours socially, so long as we focus on sports or reliving the past or whatever.  I respond that it's going to be tough for me to meet up, but hopefully we can make it happen, and ask why he's coming to Austin.  His response:

So, the best states are True Blue?  No way!  Kinda feel like him and his wheelchair are being used for props.  Guy is going to leave thinking he's done his part to help, and he will have, but it will be for naught.  His efforts won't help, and the situation won't change. 

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He sounds like a socialist.

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  On 1/27/2025 at 4:09 PM, The Dog said:

 

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  On 1/27/2025 at 4:18 PM, Mittens said:

This isn't really specific to the most recent election, as this guy has been going through it for years.  It really breaks my heart, honestly.

Wrestled w/ him in high school.  Good dude, but dumb as a rock.  Never expected him to go to college and be a doctor or anything like that - figured he would end up working Parks and Rec somewhere within 50 miles of HS.  Went into the Navy for a couple of years, got out and went into the Army after a couple of years as a civilian.  Involved in a training accident that eventually cost him both his legs, above the knee.  He's been in VA hell for the last 15+ years w/ them giving him the runaround, and him not having the mental capacity to understand what's happening or the ability to navigate the system.  I know enough about his situation to follow from a distance, but not the details, so don't come at me w/ some gotcha shit about how he could have helped himself - I'm not him.

He has moved from NH to SC to GA trying to be near the right VA hospital.  He settled in Frisco and is now married to a full-on MAGAT w/ a disabled kid that needs 24/7 care.  I have suspicions that she is with him as a way to access his gov money, but it's not like dude is getting a mint, so maybe that's just my biases.  Shortly after their marriage, I unfollowed him on FB because of her posting and tagging him in all her propaganda BS.  This is from last week - N is her son, who is developmentally disabled and in a wheelchair.  Like, wtf?

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Last night, I got a DM from him letting me know he's coming to Austin next week and wants to meet up.  I want to see him just to be a human and a friend from HS and show him love, but there's no fucking way I could be in the same room w/ that woman.  Don't get me wrong, he's dead red himself, but he doesn't (or at least didn't) live in that MAGA blinded world.  But I have a ton of Trumpy friends and can work around their bullshit for a couple of hours socially, so long as we focus on sports or reliving the past or whatever.  I respond that it's going to be tough for me to meet up, but hopefully we can make it happen, and ask why he's coming to Austin.  His response:

So, the best states are True Blue?  No way!  Kinda feel like him and his wheelchair are being used for props.  Guy is going to leave thinking he's done his part to help, and he will have, but it will be for naught.  His efforts won't help, and the situation won't change. 

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jfc that's as bad as my new maga friend, unemployed and just diagnosed with metastatic breast cancer, being grateful for Trump bc RFK will open up' the alternative treatments the med world is hiding and also thank god for Medicaid paying for everything so far! 

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  On 1/27/2025 at 7:46 PM, ConferenceRoom said:

 

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Jesus, Obama wasn't even president then. 

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  On 1/27/2025 at 8:01 PM, mchookem said:

jfc that's as bad as my new maga friend, unemployed and just diagnosed with metastatic breast cancer, being grateful for Trump bc RFK will open up' the alternative treatments the med world is hiding and also thank god for Medicaid paying for everything so far! 

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Please tell me you led her directly into a socialism is the debil tirade.

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  On 1/27/2025 at 8:01 PM, mchookem said:

jfc that's as bad as my new maga friend, unemployed and just diagnosed with metastatic breast cancer, being grateful for Trump bc RFK will open up' the alternative treatments the med world is hiding and also thank god for Medicaid paying for everything so far! 

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  On 1/27/2025 at 8:40 PM, CooterBrown said:

Please tell me you led her directly into a socialism is the debil tirade.

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Yeah. You should ask her what she's going to think if Trump is succesful in repealing medicare.

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New Joisey restaurant faces backlash for having "Proud Boys Burger" on the menu last week: https://patch.com/new-jersey/tomsriver/proud-boys-burger-sparks-backlash-toms-river-restaurant

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TOMS RIVER, NJ — A Toms River restaurant has fired one of its staff members in the wake of backlash from the addition of a burger that supported the Proud Boys, one of the prominent groups convicted for their part in inciting the Jan. 6 Capitol riots.

The Proud Boys Burger was added to the Aqua Blu menu on Thursday, for the weekly "burger night" specials. The menu, shared on social media, described it as having "white American cheese, onion ring layers of truth, resilience pickles, freedom fries, cancel culture coleslaw and liberty sauce."

The burger was announced days after President Donald Trump issued pardons for all of those convicted in the Jan. 6 riots, and granted clemency to Enrique Tarrio, the Proud Boys leader who was serving a federal prison sentence for his role in the riots. The Proud Boys are a right-wing extremist group with a history of violence and promoting a range of hate ideologies including antisemitism and white supremacy, according to the Anti-Defamation League.

The response was swift, with outrage spreading quickly. By Friday morning, the restaurant had issued an apology on its Facebook page, calling the burger name "a mistake."

"At Aqua Blu, we stand united against hate. We want to address and clarify that our post and burger name from yesterday was a mistake, and we sincerely apologize," the post read. "We understand how it may have been interpreted, but it was never our intention nor what we stand for. We ask that you take this into consideration as we reflect and learn from this experience."

The post went on to thank the restaurant's customers, saying, "we deeply appreciate every single one of you. Please know that we would never do anything to jeopardize the trust and respect you have for Aqua Blu. We hope you understand and accept this as a formal apology."

Owner Cathy Varriale told NJ.com that the burger was created by one of the restaurant's staff members, to honor a staff member's husband who had just returned from deployment, and was part of the restaurant's weekly themed burger night. The staff member's husband has no connection to the Proud Boys, the report said.

"It was a bad decision. It was stupidity. It was ignorance. But we do not support hatred or Nazism or any of that," she told NJ.com, saying she did not know what the Proud Boys reference meant.

Over the weekend, the outrage spread farther and by Saturday night, the restaurant announced it had fired the staff member who created the burger description.

"We are a longstanding family-run business with deep ties to the community and want to make it very clear that we and our establishment do not support any hate groups, nor do we condone hate speech in any form," Aqua Blu wrote on its Facebook page in a follow-up post. "We take these matters extremely seriously and have taken decisive action. The individual responsible for creating and distributing the offensive menu item in our restaurant has been terminated."

Not all of the response to the burger has been negative, however. Comments on a number of public social media posts have included a number of people saying they will start patronizing the restaurant in response to the anger the burger name created.

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Posted
  On 1/27/2025 at 9:18 PM, mchookem said:

Selena Gomez has put a ton of her money and fame into a lot of humanitarian and philanthropic causes, including mental health and undocumented immigration issues...she was actually an EP for a Netflix series on the latter issue. 

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10977486/?ref_=ext_shr

she is as powerless to stop the onslaught as the rest of us at this point despite having like a top three social media following in the world. 

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But don't you get it? Their pain and tears are funny. Right @cabowabo?

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Isn't 100 supposed to be the median?

Anyway, it's pretty obvious that immigrants as a group have higher IQs (the dumber people don't make it over here), so actually @zacharyman32 is "Low IQ" by immigrant standards.



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