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20 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

It’s really hard to decide who’s misery will make me the happiest.  Well actually it’s pretty clear - the multiple small time construction company owners I know who LOVE them some Trump.  The guys netting a few hundred k off the backs of illegal labor and thinking they’re one shitcoin purchase away from having Elon money.  Have fun, fucktards.  

You bet. The contractor who redid my townhouse and had a Lets Go Brandon bumper ,sticker on his work truck. I know for a fact that all but one of his guys are undocumented. I hope the leopards take their time, Mr Yummyface from Tomball.  You and all the other dumb hick motherfuckers are in for the Mason Verger treatment and I'm giddy with anticipation (Rocky Horror pronunciation, of course).

 

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19 minutes ago, Chooky said:

I have less than a child's grasp on the basics of physics. I know that a ball rolls, generally. Pretty sure I've seen one bounce. Gravity and all that shit. But that's not what's important. What's important is that Trump is tearing down the woke, bureaucratic walls between us and opportunity.

With trump in charge, I can finally become a tenured physics professor at MIT. On my first day I'd take the whole class out on jet skis. Chug beers and shout "Let's go!" in each other's faces about 50 times. Maybe suck some titties. It's time to get some badasses at MIT instead of all these nerdy betas. MIT is too soft on account of this woke, everybody gets a trophy beta culture. I came here to kick some ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of ass.

Kenny Powers, is that you? 

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1 minute ago, Chooky said:

Doesn't feel like this government will get the potholes filled. Gonna install more potholes. The new way of assessing needs. That's good because the woke hate the potholes. 

Make new potholes and threaten to continue unless the complaining stops. 
 

the beatings will continue until morale improves. 

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9 minutes ago, Chooky said:

I didn't anticipate things getting this dumb this fast, but I'm pleased. I'm actively cheering for rural and working class pain. While this is an almost perfect start, I think it could be much dumber if we can only continue to find smart and innovative ways to make it even dumber. 

 

it's going to be a loooooong 4 years 

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It’s really hard to decide who’s misery will make me the happiest.  Well actually it’s pretty clear - the multiple small time construction company owners I know who LOVE them some Trump.  The guys netting a few hundred k off the backs of illegal labor and thinking they’re one shitcoin purchase away from having Elon money.  Have fun, fucktards.  

The lady that renovated our bathroom also has a really great crew that are undocumented. These guys work in high end homes and really do great work. She voted Trump. She will lose jobs not having these guys. Her “B” team is no where near as talented.
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59 minutes ago, Chooky said:

I didn't anticipate things getting this dumb this fast, but I'm pleased. I'm actively cheering for rural and working class pain. While this is an almost perfect start, I think it could be much dumber if we can only continue to find smart and innovative ways to make it even dumber. 

When the farmers realize they have 0 subsidies this spring and have to sell their land, it will be the chefs kiss. Of course we will then consolidate that land into the hands of con-agra or another giant and we all lose. But it will be delicious until we realize we will all be fucked forever. Fun times.

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5 hours ago, Clintonaldo said:

I hate to say it but I treat this like I treat the war against Russia. I want as much pain as possible.

And that's the line that defines the two sides. One side hates the shit-sprayed reality it has no other option to oppose, one side has spent almost a decade broadcasting that it relishes it not as a means to an end, but as some moronic sewage-spackled end unto itself.

You know. Patriots. 

 

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4 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

It’s really hard to decide who’s misery will make me the happiest.  Well actually it’s pretty clear - the multiple small time construction company owners I know who LOVE them some Trump.  The guys netting a few hundred k off the backs of illegal labor and thinking they’re one shitcoin purchase away from having Elon money.  Have fun, fucktards.  

My neighborhood is full of dudes like that. Everyday I am sitting out front in my lawn chair sipping lemonade watching their stressed faces coming and going. Right now we are in full remodel mode. I'm going to sell while all the MAGATs are chest bumping and then when the bottom falls out I'm going to buy low and semi-retire in a friendly state.

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3 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

My neighborhood is full of dudes like that. Everyday I am sitting out front in my lawn chair sipping lemonade watching their stressed faces coming and going. Right now we are in full remodel mode. I'm going to sell while all the MAGATs are chest bumping and then when the bottom falls out I'm going to buy low and semi-retire in a friendly state.

When that remodel inevitably slows down, make sure you stay on those fucks like a Magat to trump's asshole. 

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25 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

When that remodel inevitably slows down, make sure you stay on those fucks like a Magat to trump's asshole. 

Abso-fucking-lutely. We're starting a primary bed/bath remodel next month. Interviewed 6 contractors. Hired the guy whose entire crew was employed by him, not subbed out. Had a couple contractors come through in Dec/Jan giving their pitch and promise us we didn't need to worry because they knew how to get the "good" workers. Wink, wink.

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8 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

i’m not gonna guess how many older men with goatees in pick up trucks with truck nuts are going to be cruising the Home Depot parking lots looking for people.

And crying when their mail order brides get deported

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2 hours ago, HOOKEM4 said:

When the farmers realize they have 0 subsidies this spring and have to sell their land, it will be the chefs kiss. Of course we will then consolidate that land into the hands of con-agra or another giant and we all lose. But it will be delicious until we realize we will all be fucked forever. Fun times.

We already know we’re fucked. All we have is the schadenfreude. So yeah I’m gonna laugh, even as I start growing my own garden.  

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5 hours ago, Chooky said:

I have less than a child's grasp on the basics of physics. I know that a ball rolls, generally. Pretty sure I've seen one bounce. Gravity and all that shit. But that's not what's important. What's important is that Trump is tearing down the woke, bureaucratic walls between us and opportunity.

With trump in charge, I can finally become a tenured physics professor at MIT. On my first day I'd take the whole class out on jet skis. Chug beers and shout "Let's go!" in each other's faces about 50 times. Maybe suck some titties. It's time to get some badasses at MIT instead of all these nerdy betas. MIT is too soft on account of this woke, everybody gets a trophy beta culture. I came here to kick some ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of ass.

Nerd.

Im joining the FBI.

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9 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

i’m not gonna guess how many older men with goatees in pick up trucks with truck nuts are going to be cruising the Home Depot parking lots looking for people.

I read this as older men with goatsee and it still made sense.

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I told you so is appropriate. Laughing is appropriate.

I think this is a good thing. The veneer of society being ruled by the people, that our elected leaders are servants, and that our system hasn’t been corrupted is long gone and more people will have to come to terms with it.

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Yup.  There can be no growth or change without pain.   The American people need this in the worse way.   Until there is some semblance of self reflection, trying to "stop the madness" is like trying to stop the tide.  Until then... dark laughter (and a sizable tax cut)  is all I have.

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16 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

Real shame. Perhaps you will go and join her you imbecilic, half-witted, penis shaped head having moron. 

If the guy had any Dos Equis Man in him, he'd sell all his crap and go live like a baron (rookies live like kings) in Venezuela with his Lady Love, and maybe grill out with local politicians that he very tastefully cultivates as friends.

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On 1/28/2025 at 3:05 PM, DigglerontheHoof said:

100% agree.  I know he'll never get what he deserves; not even close.  But, by gum, I can enjoy a metric-shit-ton of schadenfreude watching those responsible for voting him in get theirs.  

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22 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

It’s really hard to decide who’s misery will make me the happiest.  Well actually it’s pretty clear - the multiple small time construction company owners I know who LOVE them some Trump.  The guys netting a few hundred k off the backs of illegal labor and thinking they’re one shitcoin purchase away from having Elon money.  Have fun, fucktards.  

The magatards are dropping like flies right in front of my face.

I point

I laugh

Fuck these low brow cunts.

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