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On 1/29/2025 at 12:59 PM, MissingInAction said:

They are stupid. So fucking stupid.

Magatard at my watering hole was bitching about losing his federally funded job.

Every other word out of his dumb fuck mouth was Biden this Biden that derp.

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Out of curiosity, I looked up the Idaho Dairymen's Association. On the front page of THEIR OWN WEBSITE they proudly boast that "90% of on-dairy jobs
are filled by foreign born labor.
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Trump may have been right. I'm not sure I can handle all of this winning. Might OD eventually.

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14 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Out of curiosity, I looked up the Idaho Dairymen's Association. On the front page of THEIR OWN WEBSITE they proudly boast that "90% of on-dairy jobs
are filled by foreign born labor.
"

Trump may have been right. I'm not sure I can handle all of this winning. Might OD eventually.

 

19 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

No undocumented workers means no cows milked.   But I’m sure American youth will want to move to Methbreath Iowa and Idaho to take those jobs.

Fixed my post on other thread 

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1 hour ago, Superhero said:

We should put a wager on which groups will get the most buttfucked in the next 4 years. Palestinians, farmers / meat processors, poor people, TBD.

What say you?

Poor People and Brown People vs the Field... I'll take the Poor's and Brown's and my million dollars in unmarked bills whenever you get the chance...

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LOFL

Michigan priest defrocked after making apparent Nazi salute at anti-abortion summit

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jan/30/michigan-priest-salute

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Robinson posted a statement on his Facebook page on Wednesday defending the gesture as “a joke” in “mockery of the hysterical ‘liberals’ who called Elon Musk a Nazi for quite clearly showing the audience his heart was with them”.

Joke's on you, fuckstick. Defrocked? Get fucked? You say tomato, I say tomahto.

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5 minutes ago, C-Man said:

LOFL

Michigan priest defrocked after making apparent Nazi salute at anti-abortion summit

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jan/30/michigan-priest-salute

Joke's on you, fuckstick. Defrocked? Get fucked? You say tomato, I say tomahto.

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THey did not fuck around on that one.  Very quick turnaround from Nazi salute to defrocking.

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2 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

THey did not fuck around on that one.  Very quick turnaround from Nazi salute to defrocking.

Nice to know where the Catholic Church draws the line -- not pedophilia, mind you. Flashing a Nazi sign.

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4 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

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Milking.  Milkers. (That's all I got)

EDIT: But wait, there's more:

I'm always a little curious when I hit the "drool" emoji and I check to see my fellow droolers:

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2 hours ago, elguapo said:

These can't be real people, right?

 

According to literacy studies in the US

21% of US adults are functionally illiterate

56%!! Of US adults comprehend at a 6th grade or lower level. 

They're real, and they're morons

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1 hour ago, Hermanator said:

According to literacy studies in the US

21% of US adults are functionally illiterate

56%!! Of US adults comprehend at a 6th grade or lower level. 

They're real, and they're morons

No wonder we're so fucked. Damn. And I double checked, yes that's correct.

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1 hour ago, Hermanator said:

According to literacy studies in the US

21% of US adults are functionally illiterate

56%!! Of US adults comprehend at a 6th grade or lower level. 

They're real, and they're morons

I don't get it.

47 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

I can hardly wait to hear the pissing and moaning about picking vegetables, much less roofing and concrete pouring.  Fuck 'em all they asked for it.

I enjoy planting okra and cherry tomatoes. For the rest, we recently finished up needed repairs on the garage and the roof. Our neighbors mostly bought new cars.

Hope the guys who did our work are back safely hanging around the Green River in the Huasteca with savings in their pockets.

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3 hours ago, C-Man said:

Nice to know where the Catholic Church draws the line -- not pedophilia, mind you. Flashing a Nazi sign.

Can you imagine the furor it would have caused had they done nothing?

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It's amazing to me how many federal government workers voted for a guy who talked about shrinking the federal government and didn't have any idea that they were putting their own jobs at risk.

Yeah!  End govermental inefficency!  Stop wasteful government spending!  Shrink the bloated federal government!  Wait, what, you mean MY job?  

I feel like I should have compassion for these people, but then I remember how full of hate they are.  And how stupid.  And how self-righteous.  And I'm like, hell with 'em.  Let it burn.

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3 hours ago, C-Man said:

Nice to know where the Catholic Church draws the line -- not pedophilia, mind you. Flashing a Nazi sign.

Ain’t no way that this is a first offense,

That dude has probably got a wrap sheet a mile long of diddles, embezzling, and racist shit that goes back decades.

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