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  On 2/1/2025 at 9:31 PM, RDCanecutter said:

The simple solution is to go back in time twenty years, and plant apple trees.

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Yeah, we did. Now we sell those damn apples to china to buy back in juice. So we pay a tariff on US grown fruit. Smart economics.

Yo, know where I can buy some sugar cane plants. got an idea.


 

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  On 2/1/2025 at 8:44 PM, Brisketexan said:


“Will?” Dude…we’re already there.

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I remember when your whole ledge thing seemed like a schtick that had run its course and was beginning to get tiresome. But apparently that dead horse needed to be beat much harder for most people to grasp how shitty things were going to be/already are.

I knew shit was bad. I thought it might get slightly better. Then, I thought it would at least get shitty at a more gradual rate once Trump was re-elected. How naive my already very pessimistic and cynical view turned out to be. Everything is shit and we're all fucked. I'm bringing my La-Z Boy and a full cooler to the ledge and getting real comfortable. I don't imagine we'll be leaving anytime soon.

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  On 2/2/2025 at 12:33 AM, hookem2010 said:

I remember when your whole ledge thing seemed like a schtick that had run its course and was beginning to get tiresome. But apparently that dead horse needed to be beat much harder for most people to grasp how shitty things were going to be/already are.

I knew shit was bad. I thought it might get slightly better. Then, I thought it would at least get shitty at a more gradual rate once Trump was re-elected. How naive my already very pessimistic and cynical view turned out to be. Everything is shit and we're all fucked. I'm bringing my La-Z Boy and a full cooler to the ledge and getting real comfortable. I don't imagine we'll be leaving anytime soon.

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As long as there is room for my papasan chair. Lazy B? Mechanical I hope. Not going to be any power unless we can harnass wind power. Meaning Brisket's capacity after burritos.

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  On 2/2/2025 at 12:33 AM, hookem2010 said:
I remember when your whole ledge thing seemed like a schtick that had run its course and was beginning to get tiresome. But apparently that dead horse needed to be beat much harder for most people to grasp how shitty things were going to be/already are.
I knew shit was bad. I thought it might get slightly better. Then, I thought it would at least get shitty at a more gradual rate once Trump was re-elected. How naive my already very pessimistic and cynical view turned out to be. Everything is shit and we're all fucked. I'm bringing my La-Z Boy and a full cooler to the ledge and getting real comfortable. I don't imagine we'll be leaving anytime soon.

You gotta be initiated. We’ve been out here a long time.
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  On 2/1/2025 at 8:30 PM, softlynow said:

Played golf with a Trumper yesterday. He tried every couple holes to bait the rest of us into a discussion about how quickly Trump has been winning. Apparently the fentanyl problem is finished, the corrupt blue states are close to being brought to heel and the Dems who stole the money appropriated for new reservoirs in Cali are about to be indicted.

The real pain hasn’t begun yet, and most of his people will need to feel it for months if not years before they’ll question their new god. 

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You stated one of the problems with talking with magats.  If you try to any sort of reasonable conversation they are already awash in bizarre shit from OAN or Facebook that is totally made up. 

"Trump stopped the Chinese silver extraction from the asphalt in American highways and turning into solar panels made by slave labor Baptist orphans from the Secret War against the Pedophile Army." (You have no idea how hard it was to create that).  

How do you counter that?  It's impossible.

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  On 2/2/2025 at 1:42 AM, Bullneck said:

You stated one of the problems with talking with magats.  If you try to any sort of reasonable conversation they are already awash in bizarre shit from OAN or Facebook that is totally made up. 

"Trump stopped the Chinese silver extraction from the asphalt in American highways and turning into solar panels made by slave labor Baptist orphans from the Secret War against the Pedophile Army." (You have no idea how hard it was to create that).  

How do you counter that?  It's impossible.

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I was playing with two of them last week. Both UT grads. One a multimillionaire offshore O&G guy. 
 They were prattling on about how Trump somehow had solved all of the LA fire devastation. I just ignored them. 

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  On 2/2/2025 at 1:42 AM, Bullneck said:

You stated one of the problems with talking with magats.  If you try to any sort of reasonable conversation they are already awash in bizarre shit from OAN or Facebook that is totally made up. 

"Trump stopped the Chinese silver extraction from the asphalt in American highways and turning into solar panels made by slave labor Baptist orphans from the Secret War against the Pedophile Army." (You have no idea how hard it was to create that).  

How do you counter that?  It's impossible.

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"Yeah but you're fucking crazy" is something I have actually said to conspiracy thumpers.

It doesn't change a thing, but it's fun to say.

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  On 2/2/2025 at 12:52 AM, InkaUtexas said:

As long as there is room for my papasan chair. Lazy B? Mechanical I hope. Not going to be any power unless we can harnass wind power. Meaning Brisket's capacity after burritos.

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I don't actually have one. Just a metaphor for getting very comfortable as I will be staying a while. I feel like I've said similar things about the ledge in the past, but always end up leaving, only to come back with even greater despair.

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  On 2/2/2025 at 1:58 AM, RDCanecutter said:

"Yeah but you're fucking crazy" is something I have actually said to conspiracy thumpers.

It doesn't change a thing, but it's fun to say.

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You are nicer than me. You kept that southern charm.  I tell them they are fucking stupid.

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  On 2/2/2025 at 2:23 AM, RDCanecutter said:

I was gonna redo the deck. Might just replace the two worst planks. Lot less work, then I could lay about drankin on-sale whiskey.

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If you only had some sugar cane growing. You could make planks and rum.

But no, ya don't want to swing a machete.

Posted
  On 2/1/2025 at 9:22 PM, Nivek said:

I spoke with my father yesterday.  He thinks we are headed for prosperity with the new administration.  (Apparently, not investing has helped him not see the rewards of the Biden administration.)  But he did impress me insofar that he understands who pays the tariff.  He tried to talk commodities about the price of oil and his understanding was even worse.  But I had to simplify it even further.  If Mexico sells apples here for $1.  And America sells apples here for $1.  If we add the 25% tariff to Mexican goods the Mexican apples are now $1.25.  He was here following along.  But when I stated that as the American Apple guy, I raise my price to $1.25 and get to reap more profit.  This part he was able to follow along but it surprised him completely that a company would do that.    

The idea that oil costs more to produce in one region or another based on geologic factors (and transportation) is well beyond him.   

He used to be smart.  Fox/OANN/NEWSMAX and talk radio has corrupted his brain.  I am less credible talking about oil and gas than a talking head who never stepped foot on a site, couldn't identify a sandking from a blender. 

 

This man raised me to have values he has abandoned.   They have no idea that Trump is fucking with the FDIC as well.   That could lead to more issues and uncertainty in markets, but I guess when you don't have shit in them, you think it doesn't impact you.  Until it does. 

 

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Compliments.

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  On 2/1/2025 at 9:22 PM, Nivek said:

I spoke with my father yesterday.  He thinks we are headed for prosperity with the new administration.  (Apparently, not investing has helped him not see the rewards of the Biden administration.)  But he did impress me insofar that he understands who pays the tariff.  He tried to talk commodities about the price of oil and his understanding was even worse.  But I had to simplify it even further.  If Mexico sells apples here for $1.  And America sells apples here for $1.  If we add the 25% tariff to Mexican goods the Mexican apples are now $1.25.  He was here following along.  But when I stated that as the American Apple guy, I raise my price to $1.25 and get to reap more profit.  This part he was able to follow along but it surprised him completely that a company would do that.    

The idea that oil costs more to produce in one region or another based on geologic factors (and transportation) is well beyond him.   

He used to be smart.  Fox/OANN/NEWSMAX and talk radio has corrupted his brain.  I am less credible talking about oil and gas than a talking head who never stepped foot on a site, couldn't identify a sandking from a blender. 

 

This man raised me to have values he has abandoned.   They have no idea that Trump is fucking with the FDIC as well.   That could lead to more issues and uncertainty in markets, but I guess when you don't have shit in them, you think it doesn't impact you.  Until it does. 

 

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Spanky is your dad? Go get your kidney function checked.

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  On 2/1/2025 at 8:40 PM, TexArcher said:

 

I think most of them will never, ever question it.  They will slowly become convinced that deporting all Muslims is necessary for national security, and so is leaving NATO, and so is expanding our territory, by force if necessary, and whatever else the Bannons and Millers come up with.  Fox News will help the average Trumpkin become the average German from circa 1938 and they won't even notice.

 

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Yup.  These people are beyond hope and with it our country.

As an example there was an article a about the havoc caused by Trump’s EO releasing water from a CA damn when it wasn’t needed

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the article features a post by Trump proclaiming his action and how everyone should be happy

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But when it creates a shit show, the Trumpsters conclude that it was all a Deep State OP done to make Trump look bad!

 

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There is no convincing these cult followers of anything logical.  Facts simply do not matter anymore.

 

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Posted (edited)
  On 2/2/2025 at 2:21 AM, Francisco 2.0 said:

I'm guessing ole' Carl happily pulled the lever for Team MAGA.

 

 

 

 

 

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The NAHB is a bunch of scumbags.  They, along with the natural gas lobby, have been trying to manipulate the International Energy Code for years:

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Posted
  On 2/2/2025 at 3:03 PM, Goofyboy said:

Another dumbass:

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He fucking said he'd do it, like a million times. 

Half of this country is made up of complete fucking idiots, and completely uninformed fucking idiots. How do you avoid knowing that Dotard was going to pardon them?

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  On 2/2/2025 at 4:59 PM, Red Five said:

He fucking said he'd do it, like a million times. 

Half of this country is made up of complete fucking idiots, and completely uninformed fucking idiots. How do you avoid knowing that Dotard was going to pardon them?

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Says he’s going to do something they agree with: hell yeah that’s why I’m voting for him. Does what he says, straight shooter. 
 

says he’s going ti do something they don’t agree with:  he just says things. Probably taken out of context by the lamestream media anyway. 

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  On 2/1/2025 at 9:22 PM, Nivek said:

I spoke with my father yesterday.  He thinks we are headed for prosperity with the new administration.  (Apparently, not investing has helped him not see the rewards of the Biden administration.)  But he did impress me insofar that he understands who pays the tariff.  He tried to talk commodities about the price of oil and his understanding was even worse.  But I had to simplify it even further.  If Mexico sells apples here for $1.  And America sells apples here for $1.  If we add the 25% tariff to Mexican goods the Mexican apples are now $1.25.  He was here following along.  But when I stated that as the American Apple guy, I raise my price to $1.25 and get to reap more profit.  This part he was able to follow along but it surprised him completely that a company would do that.    

The idea that oil costs more to produce in one region or another based on geologic factors (and transportation) is well beyond him.   

He used to be smart.  Fox/OANN/NEWSMAX and talk radio has corrupted his brain.  I am less credible talking about oil and gas than a talking head who never stepped foot on a site, couldn't identify a sandking from a blender. 

 

This man raised me to have values he has abandoned.   They have no idea that Trump is fucking with the FDIC as well.   That could lead to more issues and uncertainty in markets, but I guess when you don't have shit in them, you think it doesn't impact you.  Until it does. 

 

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Make sure you tour him in some shitty nursing homes and let him know how they'll smell even worse when medicaid cuts hit...get it done before the dementia sets it. 

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Posted
  On 2/2/2025 at 2:27 PM, Horn Dog said:
Yup.  These people are beyond hope and with it our country.
As an example there was an article a about the havoc caused by Trump’s EO releasing water from a CA damn when it wasn’t needed
IMG_9254.thumb.jpeg.bb4856f04434465c911f10e773147506.jpeg
the article features a post by Trump proclaiming his action and how everyone should be happy
IMG_9256.thumb.jpeg.cba4ae56ff0fb8ba45b11497bbdf85d7.jpeg
 
But when it creates a shit show, the Trumpsters conclude that it was all a Deep State OP done to make Trump look bad!
 
IMG_9255.thumb.jpeg.39d2301f27a93ed7d92314e2da8a6efc.jpeg
 
There is no convincing these cult followers of anything logical.  Facts simply do not matter anymore.
 

Dear leader can do no wrong.

There will always be a scapegoat. Deep state, browns, dei, whatever the flavor of the day is.
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Posted
  On 2/2/2025 at 6:33 PM, Chad Fuck said:


Dear leader can do no wrong.

There will always be a scapegoat. Deep state, browns, dei, whatever the flavor of the day is.

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One of the hardest things in the world to do is to use words and logic to get somebody to admit they have been duped. 
 

Why this thread needs to stay pretty active. 

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Posted
  On 2/2/2025 at 4:59 PM, Red Five said:

He fucking said he'd do it, like a million times. 

Half of this country is made up of complete fucking idiots, and completely uninformed fucking idiots. How do you avoid knowing that Dotard was going to pardon them?

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Remember what the Dotard said about future elections?

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Oops. Fumbled his last-ever vote.

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Posted
  On 2/2/2025 at 6:33 PM, Chad Fuck said:


Dear leader can do no wrong.

There will always be a scapegoat. Deep state, browns, dei, whatever the flavor of the day is.

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True.  This isn’t even a run of the mill Maga dipshit.  This is a local irrigation official who is well aware of what is happening.  And even left off the part where the Amry corp “deep state” ultimately cut back on the water release at the urging of local officials (like this guy).   But no…its Biden and the deep state’s fault!

 

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From a Trumper on my feed.  She has an autistic kid.  You hate to see it....

Please rally all educators and parents to reject Oklahoma SB 1017. This bill is written to do away with in school services such as speech, OT, behavioral therapy, and physical therapy for children on an IEP. They deem them as not educationally necessary.
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