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22 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

That's all okay.  Sure, our intelligence apparatus will be crippled because anyone with experience and connections to assets in the field will be run off and replaced by toadies loyal to the regime who devote all of their efforts to seeking intelligence that serves Trump's personal financial interests....and that may seem bad, but have no fear.  We have many loyal allies who gather good intelligence, and they will surely share that with us because the US has demonstrated that it is a good, loyal, and trustworthy friend.

See, it's all good.

You see, we will just have to turn to our closest ally, the Russian Federation to supply us with intelligence meanwhile we in exchange become their military apparatus in our newly formed Federations United Citizens Kingdom.    Where Trump and Putin can serve as the two kings with close support by the Ephors of Musk, Zuck, Jamie Dimon, Alisher Usmanov, and Sergey Chemezov.  

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Actually, the text reflects that the dicks are like those of donkeys, but the loads are like those of horses.  Get it right, scripture is important.

Was the talking donkey the Ezekiel big dick donkey or was that another big dick donkey? I get my biblical massive hogs mixed up.

 

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23 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Was the talking donkey the Ezekiel big dick donkey or was that another big dick donkey? I get my biblical massive hogs mixed up.

 

The band names are glorious:
Biblical Massive Hog.

Pious Donkey Dong

Unholy Horse Loads

Ezekiel's Equine Members

Or maybe you just keep it simple and go

Donkey Dick Horse Cum

 

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35 minutes ago, hookem2010 said:

On a personal level, my parents just fucked around and found out. The continued support of an obvious racist is just too much, even if they aren't openly espousing those views in front of me. I don't want my mixed-race kids around them until they do some serious soul-searching, and I told them as much. 

It fucking sucks, but pretending everything was ok and ignoring the state of the world when they were around was not going to be sustainable. 

My mom figured it out, my dad is still out to lunch. They come around or it’s gets easier with them gone. You did the right thing.
 

behavior has consequences. 

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1 hour ago, hookem2010 said:

On a personal level, my parents just fucked around and found out. The continued support of an obvious racist is just too much, even if they aren't openly espousing those views in front of me. I don't want my mixed-race kids around them until they do some serious soul-searching, and I told them as much. 

It fucking sucks, but pretending everything was ok and ignoring the state of the world when they were around was not going to be sustainable. 

Same.  

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1 hour ago, hookem2010 said:

On a personal level, my parents just fucked around and found out. The continued support of an obvious racist is just too much, even if they aren't openly espousing those views in front of me. I don't want my mixed-race kids around them until they do some serious soul-searching, and I told them as much. 

It fucking sucks, but pretending everything was ok and ignoring the state of the world when they were around was not going to be sustainable. 

This is happening a lot across the country and you're doing the right thing.  These fucking Trumptards will say 'it's just political differences' while supporting (or outright saying) vile, nasty, horrible things all over the place.  Their brains are broken and they think this shit is somehow normal and OK because the only media they consume is right wing media that tells them they are right.

I'm low contact with my parents already but it won't take much more out of either one of them for me to permanently cut them off.

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1 hour ago, hookem2010 said:

On a personal level, my parents just fucked around and found out. The continued support of an obvious racist is just too much, even if they aren't openly espousing those views in front of me. I don't want my mixed-race kids around them until they do some serious soul-searching, and I told them as much. 

It fucking sucks, but pretending everything was ok and ignoring the state of the world when they were around was not going to be sustainable. 

TV personality cult >>> Family   Happening to me as well.   Maybe I will visit so the kids get to see them.  

 

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2 hours ago, hookem2010 said:

On a personal level, my parents just fucked around and found out. The continued support of an obvious racist is just too much, even if they aren't openly espousing those views in front of me. I don't want my mixed-race kids around them until they do some serious soul-searching, and I told them as much. 

It fucking sucks, but pretending everything was ok and ignoring the state of the world when they were around was not going to be sustainable. 

 

10 minutes ago, Nivek said:

TV personality cult >>> Family   Happening to me as well.   Maybe I will visit so the kids get to see them.  

 

Not to sound morbid, but to anyone on this thread going through some version of this, how have they reacted? Like, in the moment?

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"This person should be forced to rent to me despite disagreeing with my worldview" sounds like some forced DEI bullshit to me. I thought our new laws didn't legally support forced inclusion?

Also, I'd love to know of an instance for responding to a question with "depends" ever resulted in positive results or impressions. 

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14 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

Not to sound morbid, but to anyone on this thread going through some version of this, how have they reacted? Like, in the moment?

Well in my case, my parents are in the valley for a while, although they normally live half an hour away. So this all took place over email so I could compose and organize my thoughts, with citations.

My father responded that he gave money to a candidate for the first time in his life to Haley and voted for her in the primary. He also put on his Anastasis hat and said he hated the far right as much as the far left, and that we need to have faith that our checks and balances will prevails.

I'm sure my mother is still crying.

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4 minutes ago, hookem2010 said:

Well in my case, my parents are in the valley for a while, although they normally live half an hour away. So this all took place over email so I could compose and organize my thoughts, with citations.

My father responded that he gave money to a candidate for the first time in his life to Haley and voted for her in the primary. He also put on his Anastasis hat and said he hated the far right as much as the far left, and that we need to have faith that our checks and balances will prevails.

I'm sure my mother is still crying.

If that was me in the situation, reading that hand waving away response, my resolve would just strengthen. 

Thanks for sharing. 

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24 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:


Also, I'd love to know of an instance for responding to a question with "depends" ever resulted in positive results or impressions. 

“What should I do to keep grandpa from shitting the bed?”

 

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I cut my family out in the middle of Bidens term. They were already insufferable assholes, but their non stop spewing of hate and ignorance was too much. 

I wasted too much time on trying to share actual reality, but their only response would be personal attacks aimed at me. I get pissed off just typing this. 

They can wallow in their misery without me.

Also had to cut out a friend for his maga shit. Gave him a second chance, asked how he was doing.

His response, "Great now that we have our country back;"

Blocked and forgotten 

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Interesting to read about the family issues. I've never been close to mine, but the distance has grown recently. They've changed significantly over the past 8 years. I'd prefer they stay in our lives to an extent for the kids, but my view of them is not what it used to be. I can't take them seriously anymore and I don't want my kids around the bullshit.

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The wife of a guy I work with has a pretty high job with USAID. She only has to go into the office a few times a month, which is good because they live about 2 1/2 hours from the office.  Even though she teleworks most of the month, she gets DC locality pay. She's been put on admin leave.  If she keeps her position, she's been told that she will have to be in the office 5 days a week.  They are both apparently pretty upset and don't know what they are going to do.  Not sure how she voted, but I found out today that he voted for Trump.

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