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2 hours ago, kevwun said:

We are heading towards a blow up with my FIL I think.  He keeps bringing up Trump during random conversations and is starting to dabble in conspiracy theories on top of it.  My parents are good and so is the MIL at least.

you know, that's so much of the problem... wIn or lose, these people can't just STFU. 

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33 minutes ago, Superhero said:

So we can get extra seasons of Andor?

They made an entire Star Trek movie out of the very obvious idea that forcefully relocating, in this case, hundreds of people was clearly very immoral and evil. Hundreds. In a stupid sci-fi movie. America announced to the world that we're gonna do it to two million people. 

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2 hours ago, GenXer said:

If you toss in an open bar of moonshine and everclear trash can punch at a family reunion, I think you got yourself the makings of a hit reality show.

Hell, do all that except leave out the family. Just me preaching, with various guests whose job is the STFU and just nod.

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4 hours ago, kevwun said:

We are heading towards a blow up with my FIL I think.  He keeps bringing up Trump during random conversations and is starting to dabble in conspiracy theories on top of it.  My parents are good and so is the MIL at least.

Sounds like the kind of guy to hire illegals to put in a patio for him.

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4 hours ago, GenXer said:


Dearborn tops my list for favorite leopard’s menu item

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You stupid sons a bitches, you!

They didn't vote for Trump because they believe Trump is the best candidate," Osama Siblani, publisher of The Arab American News, told Politico. "No, they voted for Trump because they want to punish the Democrats and Harris."

"It's clear as day that he's playing us," Alawieh added of Trump. "I think he's going to target us. That's what he's going to do. He's going to target our families, and it's going to hurt. So, I think we're about to find out."

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On 2/5/2025 at 9:18 AM, Nivek said:

Not allowed in the curriculum.  We need to teach about donkey dicks and their big loads (Ezekiel 23:20)

  

On 2/5/2025 at 9:27 AM, Brisketexan said:

Actually, the text reflects that the dicks are like those of donkeys, but the loads are like those of horses.  Get it right, scripture is important.

 

On 2/5/2025 at 9:30 AM, Pato del Muerto said:

And it’s the literal word of god, to be taken literally. 

 

On 2/5/2025 at 9:33 AM, Hank Kingsley said:

I try to jack a jack every time I encounter one. A pious life is hard, but not as hard as that goddamn donkey dick. 

It was lost in translation centuries ago but the original text specified "muledick".

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22 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Walking through HEB today. Old codger in his chair is pissed there is no ice cream. He is wearing a MAGA hat.

Yep I said, supply chain and all that.

"dammit, just get ready to pay more for groceries" he says, tossing in some hungry man beef with glue whatever into his cart.

I could not help myself. "Yep, thanks Trump." I got the glare. I loved it.

Oh, and later on saw him walking out to his car. No handicap. Just fat as fuck and lazy.

2:1 he gets a disability check.  Parlay bet if his check gets cut by Elmo.

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