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Posted
2 hours ago, kevwun said:

We are heading towards a blow up with my FIL I think.  He keeps bringing up Trump during random conversations and is starting to dabble in conspiracy theories on top of it.  My parents are good and so is the MIL at least.

you know, that's so much of the problem... wIn or lose, these people can't just STFU. 

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33 minutes ago, Superhero said:

So we can get extra seasons of Andor?

They made an entire Star Trek movie out of the very obvious idea that forcefully relocating, in this case, hundreds of people was clearly very immoral and evil. Hundreds. In a stupid sci-fi movie. America announced to the world that we're gonna do it to two million people. 

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2 hours ago, GenXer said:

If you toss in an open bar of moonshine and everclear trash can punch at a family reunion, I think you got yourself the makings of a hit reality show.

Hell, do all that except leave out the family. Just me preaching, with various guests whose job is the STFU and just nod.

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4 hours ago, kevwun said:

We are heading towards a blow up with my FIL I think.  He keeps bringing up Trump during random conversations and is starting to dabble in conspiracy theories on top of it.  My parents are good and so is the MIL at least.

Sounds like the kind of guy to hire illegals to put in a patio for him.

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Posted
42 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Part 1

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Trump loves the uneducated.

 

Part 2

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Trump loves the uneducated.

Someone this stupid should not be a doctor, engineer or other professional.

With regards to lawyers, there might be an opening at the four seasons.

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Posted
On 2/5/2025 at 9:18 AM, Nivek said:

Not allowed in the curriculum.  We need to teach about donkey dicks and their big loads (Ezekiel 23:20)

  

On 2/5/2025 at 9:27 AM, Brisketexan said:

Actually, the text reflects that the dicks are like those of donkeys, but the loads are like those of horses.  Get it right, scripture is important.

 

On 2/5/2025 at 9:30 AM, Pato del Muerto said:

And it’s the literal word of god, to be taken literally. 

 

On 2/5/2025 at 9:33 AM, Hank Kingsley said:

I try to jack a jack every time I encounter one. A pious life is hard, but not as hard as that goddamn donkey dick. 

It was lost in translation centuries ago but the original text specified "muledick".

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Posted
22 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Walking through HEB today. Old codger in his chair is pissed there is no ice cream. He is wearing a MAGA hat.

Yep I said, supply chain and all that.

"dammit, just get ready to pay more for groceries" he says, tossing in some hungry man beef with glue whatever into his cart.

I could not help myself. "Yep, thanks Trump." I got the glare. I loved it.

Oh, and later on saw him walking out to his car. No handicap. Just fat as fuck and lazy.

2:1 he gets a disability check.  Parlay bet if his check gets cut by Elmo.

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Posted
17 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

2:1 he gets a disability check.  Parlay bet if his check gets cut by Elmo.

Does he have unchecked diabetes that causes him to be on dialysis, blame Covid vaccines for that, and post on Surly? 

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Posted
23 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Walking through HEB today. Old codger in his chair is pissed there is no ice cream

A true Patriot would have grabbed a carton of orange sherbet and carried on without complaint 

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Posted
2 hours ago, TexasEd said:

  

 

 

It was lost in translation centuries ago but the original text specified "muledick".

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Posted
5 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

They'll find a way to blame this on Newsom. 

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The local irrigation officials already blaming the “deep state” that is trying to make Trump look bad by doing what he ordered.

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Posted
41 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

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The local irrigation officials already blaming the “deep state” that is trying to make Trump look bad by doing what he ordered.

Why is he contacting the Sec Def?

Posted (edited)
1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

Like he knows that it is part of DOD and what district.

I guess the army part gave it away. Probably would do the same if it was the Salvation Army.

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Posted

I've tried to not pay attention to anything govt or politics related since the inauguration. I feel silly for thinking that it'd be possible to steer clear of this shit show. Right now feels like the beginning of the last chapter for this country. 



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