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Posted
41 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Whoa, whoa, whoa.   Who says Gen X did anything half ass?   I have put as little ass into everything as possible.  Way, way less than half.

I pretty much quarter-assed through high school. It’s amazing I got into UT and then law school.

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Posted
7 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

yo lets fight when Im back in Austin.  Parking lot of Brodie HEB

This had my interest for a while until I realized that nobody had named their seconds.

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8 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

yo lets fight when Im back in Austin.  Parking lot of Brodie HEB

I'm willing to fight you, but I only settle business in the texags.com parking lot.

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I just came to a realization...

Donald Trump has never beaten a man in a Presidential race.

Dear women, you had a chance to shut the Orange Leopard down twice, but you can't seem to vote for your own interests.

Women seemed to complain about DEI the most. It seemed like women (especially the majority) thought DEI was code for Lesbian Black Woman (hell, at one point I wasn't so sure that wasnt the case, because all of the CDOs and Heads of Diversity I interacted with were exactly that, but I digress.)

Of all the faces that I would think would be wise enough not to invite a leopard BACK into their house, it's the woman voting against her own self interest face getting chewed on the most.

"You just grab'em by the pussy."

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Posted
9 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I staggered back to the underground where a priest blew back my hair

A priest may have blown something, but it was a breeze that got your hair.

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I was just trying to force the incorrect lyric into peoples’ subconscious. 

Well I do remember you throwing punches around and preaching from your chair.

So maybe it was you.

Groos.

Posted
2 hours ago, Slacks said:

I just came to a realization...

Donald Trump has never beaten a man in a Presidential race.

Dear women, you had a chance to shut the Orange Leopard down twice, but you can't seem to vote for your own interests.

Women seemed to complain about DEI the most. It seemed like women (especially the majority) thought DEI was code for Lesbian Black Woman (hell, at one point I wasn't so sure that wasnt the case, because all of the CDOs and Heads of Diversity I interacted with were exactly that, but I digress.)

Of all the faces that I would think would be wise enough not to invite a leopard BACK into their house, it's the woman voting against her own self interest face getting chewed on the most.

"You just grab'em by the pussy."

Now start one with "Dear men." Or dear white men.

Your idle speculation on all topics is welcome. Homogenize a hundred million people again and let us know what you think.

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3 hours ago, Slacks said:

I just came to a realization...

Donald Trump has never beaten a man in a Presidential race.

Dear women, you had a chance to shut the Orange Leopard down twice, but you can't seem to vote for your own interests.

Women seemed to complain about DEI the most. It seemed like women (especially the majority) thought DEI was code for Lesbian Black Woman (hell, at one point I wasn't so sure that wasnt the case, because all of the CDOs and Heads of Diversity I interacted with were exactly that, but I digress.)

Of all the faces that I would think would be wise enough not to invite a leopard BACK into their house, it's the woman voting against her own self interest face getting chewed on the most.

"You just grab'em by the pussy."

I agree. Kamala Harris would have won like 400 EVs if the election was held among women so let's blame them. They just didn't do enough to pull this country out of a nose dive piloted almost exclusively by men. It would be totally unreasonable to expect men to do anything about it. Great post. We should totally play this game.

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14 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

All of them (100%) jam things in their orifice and ask for money on the internet

Damn, glad I missed the Gen X cutoff by a couple of years. Although…I could definitely use some extra money. Now that I think about it, why the fuck not? Can any GenX-ers here recommend a lube?

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54 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Damn, glad I missed the Gen X cutoff by a couple of years. Although…I could definitely use some extra money. Now that I think about it, why the fuck not? Can any GenX-ers here recommend a lube?

The anal lube choice for discerning GenXers

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Posted
3 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Now start one with "Dear men." Or dear white men.

Your idle speculation on all topics is welcome. Homogenize a hundred million people again and let us know what you think.

 

2 hours ago, gmr548 said:

I agree. Kamala Harris would have won like 400 EVs if the election was held among women so let's blame them. They just didn't do enough to pull this country out of a nose dive piloted almost exclusively by men. It would be totally unreasonable to expect men to do anything about it. Great post. We should totally play this game.

Point was not well communicated, clearly. 

 

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Posted
8 hours ago, Slacks said:

I just came to a realization...

Donald Trump has never beaten a man in a Presidential race.

Dear women, you had a chance to shut the Orange Leopard down twice, but you can't seem to vote for your own interests.

Women seemed to complain about DEI the most. It seemed like women (especially the majority) thought DEI was code for Lesbian Black Woman (hell, at one point I wasn't so sure that wasnt the case, because all of the CDOs and Heads of Diversity I interacted with were exactly that, but I digress.)

Of all the faces that I would think would be wise enough not to invite a leopard BACK into their house, it's the woman voting against her own self interest face getting chewed on the most.

"You just grab'em by the pussy."

Bill Burr has been all over this phenomena for a good bit

 

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1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

Bill Burr has been all over this phenomena for a good bit

 

This is valid. I thought the same thing about equal pay for women professional athletes. I watched the first two minutes. I think they're making money now, and I'm glad for that. Market forces.

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Posted (edited)
8 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

They do it because they are in a war dealing with enemies.

When I made a very diplomatic plea on facebook for people to vote for Harris largely based on character, a high school acquaintance answered in firm opposition. She cited abortions and sex changes and proclaimed these things "Kingdom issues."

Years ago, I got a hint about this movement when I saw placard advertising a call to people to hear a guy known for leading a philosophy of holy warrior voters or something like that. Nothing about this on major news outlets. Now, someone has pulled it together.

Atlantic has a great article on the Christian Kingdom movement.

That's long but worth it. It's not the aggregate effect of many different preachers railing on about this stuff. It's organized and nationwide and possessed of the belief they are moved by God Himself.

When I was driving from Lakeway to Clarksville late in the evening of the 9/11 attacks, I wondered if there was anything we could have done to prevent the attempt of such an attack. I concluded not much because how can a person believing he is ordered by God do otherwise.

Sadly, it has wider application than I considered at the time.

I also decided that late night to never criticize religious hypocrisy; without it, religion is unbearable.

The whole concept was imo started with the fiction series “this present darkness” which was written from the ideas extrapolated from Ephesians 6:12 “For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.” from that verse and that book’s interpretation we got to where we are now. 

According to these people, I cannot be taken seriously because I am fully deluded and controlled by the demon of sexual perversion. My identity is not real but a demonic spell that keeps me from Jesus and keeps me from fulfilling my god ordained potential. 

what demon controls you?

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21 minutes ago, troph said:

The whole concept was imo started with the fiction series “this present darkness” which was written from the ideas extrapolated from Ephesians 6:12 “For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.” from that verse and that book’s interpretation we got to where we are now. 

According to these people, I cannot be taken seriously because I am fully deluded and controlled by the demon of sexual perversion. My identity is not real but a demonic spell that keeps me from Jesus and keeps me from fulfilling my god ordained potential. 

what demon controls you?

I read those novels and they are pretty decent fantasy novels. Oddly enough, in the 90's, I dated an older woman that bought the author's ranch.

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1 hour ago, troph said:

The whole concept was imo started with the fiction series “this present darkness” which was written from the ideas extrapolated from Ephesians 6:12 “For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.” from that verse and that book’s interpretation we got to where we are now. 

According to these people, I cannot be taken seriously because I am fully deluded and controlled by the demon of sexual perversion. My identity is not real but a demonic spell that keeps me from Jesus and keeps me from fulfilling my god ordained potential. 

what demon controls you?

Bingo for you on the foundations. I left this out of the quotes from the article:

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 But the DNA of that moment goes back further, to the Cold War, Latin America, and an iconoclastic seminary professor named C. Peter Wagner.

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Wagner met a woman named Cindy Jacobs, who understood herself to be a prophet, and believed that the “principalities” and “powers” mentioned in the Book of Ephesians were actually “territorial spirits” that could be defeated through “spiritual warfare.” She and others formed prayer networks targeting the “10/40 window”—a geographic rectangle between the latitudes of 10 and 40 degrees north that included North Africa, the Middle East, and other parts of Asia that were predominantly Muslim, Buddhist, and Hindu.

This is maddening and irreversible. To quote you above:

According to these people, I cannot be taken seriously because I am fully deluded and controlled by the demon of sexual perversion. My identity is not real but a demonic spell that keeps me from Jesus and keeps me from fulfilling my god ordained potential. 

what demon controls you?

Whatever demon that would give me the power to destroy any of these fanatics who moves against a fellow citizen. I'm an aging white man non-believer. I'm low on their list of targets. You're at the top of that list and spoken of as a danger merely by being openly present.

I hate that. I also hate that it feels like there is not much I can do about it short of determined violence. I hope I have the courage to act, but I see a pretty soft suburban white boy in the mirror.

I'm so ashamed of this place. 

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The whole concept was imo started with the fiction series “this present darkness” which was written from the ideas extrapolated from Ephesians 6:12 “For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.” from that verse and that book’s interpretation we got to where we are now. 
According to these people, I cannot be taken seriously because I am fully deluded and controlled by the demon of sexual perversion. My identity is not real but a demonic spell that keeps me from Jesus and keeps me from fulfilling my god ordained potential. 
what demon controls you?

What demons control me? The usual, I guess. The demons of boobs, beer, barbecue, fishing, hunting, a breakfast of coffee, bacon, and eggs with the wife on a lazy weekend morning, that sorta thing. They’ve done me right so far.
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Posted (edited)
14 hours ago, Slacks said:

 

Point was not well communicated, clearly. 

 

I re-read it and see how it could be parody of blaming the Dems. If so, it's very adept to the point of excellence including the anecdotal stuff about Black lesbians. 

Was that your intent? If so, I think maybe I was influenced by political correctness which, I like to think, doesn't often happen with me. 

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Posted
45 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


What demons control me? The usual, I guess. The demons of boobs, beer, barbecue, fishing, hunting, a breakfast of coffee, bacon, and eggs with the wife on a lazy weekend morning, that sorta thing. They’ve done me right so far.

Reminds me when I was neck deep in the evangelical movement as a college student a leader from another church came up to me and said I could be a star - told me I had to be militant about rooting out sin - especially masturbation.  I swear to god I was like what the fuck man? Anyhoo, it wasn’t a year later I was outta that shithole. 

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Reminds me when I was neck deep in the evangelical movement as a college student a leader from another church came up to me and said I could be a star - told me I had to be militant about rooting out sin - especially masturbation.  I swear to god I was like what the fuck man? Anyhoo, it wasn’t a year later I was outta that shithole. 

Shit, had the internet been around back then, “Militant Masturbator” would been my nom de web starting at about age 13.
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12 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Shit, had the internet been around back then, “Militant Masturbator” would been my nom de web starting at about age 13.

Dawg he was so fucking serious, like intensely staring me down … “no man, I’m serious, absolutely no masturbation.” 

I was like I think this guy whacks off 5 times a day. 

fast forward 30 years later… combo of hormone replacement therapy, age and a wife that’s DTF and I licked that sin of touching myself. 

fuck yeah! Victorious in Jesus!!!! 

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Demon hobbit porn not going away. You all should meet up at the Rock store near campus and start a book club.

This thread is for Leopards eating faces.

Remember the Afghan dude I mentioned during the election? First time to vote, well he went trump.

His brother's application to study in the US is "halted" and the kid is stuck in Pakistan.

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Posted
54 minutes ago, Genco said:

My dingus is a terrible consigliere.

But very persuasive.

I should put demonic consigliere as a practice area on my firm’s website 

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