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Posted
11 hours ago, Red Five said:

I always thought this was essentially a perfect movie... other than the fact that Marty and Doc stand in the middle of flames for about 10 seconds or so. 

Dude, you ever wave your hand through a candle flame?  It is a perfect movie. The screenplay is taught at USC film school at the perfect screenplay as well. 

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Posted
13 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Today.  The key is 1) consistent messaging 2) repeated relentlessly.

Today's Republicans didn't turn into mindless zombie slaves overnight.  It took -- literally -- years of the exact same Fox News talking points being repeated for them to become gospel truth.  Find a simple message (it doesn't have to be accurate, it just has to trigger the lizard brain), and repeat it relentlessly, even when it's not relevant to the topic at hand.

"We agree, Texas is broken.  30 years of Republicans doing the wrong things broke it."  Repeat 100 million times.

This won't help at all. They will blame Obama. 

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Posted
7 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:

Summary : they are fucking stupid 

So I went to my congressman and he said, quote: “You better leave my country, ‘cause you’re too brown to vote!”

Sometimes I wonder just what I’m gonna do - there ain’t no cure for the Bannon/Miller blues…

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7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

U.S. Dept of Veterans Affairs confirms it has dismissed more than 1,000 employees

A once unthinkable concept for an agency that operates 100+ major hospitals and many hundreds more clinics 

And processes veterans benefits

 

leopards are ready to feast at the va 

Why did the God-hating Communist Democrats do this?

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Posted
33 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

My post will only make sense if you read all of the guys screengrabs. But there's a part where he says something like "It's hard that so many Americans think federal workers are villains."

Uh, you know who doesn't think that? LiBrUl dEmoCRaTS. Fucking idiot. 

Normalguy is the fucking idiot

Contestinside is the functioning human that has empathy. He eventually realized that normalguy is a member of the leopards eating people’s faces party and reacted as follows…

 

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Posted
7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

U.S. Dept of Veterans Affairs confirms it has dismissed more than 1,000 employees

A once unthinkable concept for an agency that operates 100+ major hospitals and many hundreds more clinics 

And processes veterans benefits

 

leopards are ready to feast at the va 

Well ... maybe a sincere "Thank you for your service" will ease the pain.

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Posted
2 minutes ago, skeeter said:

Well ... maybe a sincere "Thank you for your service" will ease the pain.

 

You left out "thoughts and prayers".  Of course, maybe team GOP only knows to use that in regards to school shootings.

Maybe "thank you for your sacrifice" will become the new term to use.

 

 

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Posted
14 minutes ago, skeeter said:

Well ... maybe a sincere "Thank you for your service" will ease the pain.

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1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

Why did the God-hating Communist Democrats do this?

Cuz we touch ourselves.

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Posted
11 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Sorry.  Best we can do is massive tax breaks for billionaires.  They say "thank you, suckers."

It's amazing so many don't see that this was the endgame all along. Every "lean libertarian" dipshit always trying to convince us that we're the ones with the wool over our eyes who didn't abandon that ship in 2016 needs their face eaten repeatedly. Every "Christian" that excused the obvious depravity of the dishonorable conman from New York needs the rudest fucking awakening imaginable. Every country club Pub who didn't abandon ship and at least leave the President line blank in 2016 and on needs their trust fund or 401k cut down to "fuck I gotta actually work" levels. This country cannot be simply fixed. We know now it needs a hard reboot.

In short:

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Posted (edited)

How’s that 2025 season looking, rural ‘merica?

So many reasons why it’s superfucked, it’s a longcat.

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Posted
11 minutes ago, GenXer said:

How’s that 2025 season looking, rural ‘merica?

So many reasons why it’s superfucked, it’s a longcat.

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Posted
53 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

DOGE, in a stunning move, is reversing its normal pare-government -to-the-bone course by establishing a new federal Department of Prayer Entitlement (DOPE)

The new DOPE department seeks to hire pastors from cowboy churches and prosperity ministries to offer thoughts and prayers for victims of mass shootings and other families needing prayer in lieu of government funding. “Fully 10% of the pastors will be assigned to pray for citizens who have lost health insurance, prescription benefits, pensions, homes, employment - and educational benefits for their special needs children - - which is far more pastors than Biden ever employed”,  said the new DOPE Director, Paula White, prior to adjusting her push-up bra and then engaging in a 25 minute speaking in tongues episode. 

President Trump released a statement this morning saying, “ I’m excited to have these DOPE pastors working for me as head of the executive branch. A lot of people are saying that this makes me the lead pastor…like a Pope…which means I don’t have to pay taxes anymore.  Trust me, we will offer the best prayers, the biggest prayers…. Prayers Jesus wishes that he had invented, his being nowhere near as effective as the ones my administration will pray.  This also means that anyone sending me money will be able to deduct that from their income taxes as a charitable deduction.  Which I believe is the prophecy they talk about in Fourth Corinthians.”

This could actually be real. 

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Posted
58 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

DOGE, in a stunning move, is reversing its normal pare-government -to-the-bone course by establishing a new federal Department of Prayer Entitlement (DOPE)

The new DOPE department seeks to hire pastors from cowboy churches and prosperity ministries to offer thoughts and prayers for victims of mass shootings and other families needing prayer in lieu of government funding. “Fully 10% of the pastors will be assigned to pray for citizens who have lost health insurance, prescription benefits, pensions, homes, employment - and educational benefits for their special needs children - - which is far more pastors than Biden ever employed”,  said the new DOPE Director, Paula White, prior to adjusting her push-up bra and then engaging in a 25 minute speaking in tongues episode. 

President Trump released a statement this morning saying, “ I’m excited to have these DOPE pastors working for me as head of the executive branch. A lot of people are saying that this makes me the lead pastor…like a Pope…which means I don’t have to pay taxes anymore.  Trust me, we will offer the best prayers, the biggest prayers…. Prayers Jesus wishes that he had invented, his being nowhere near as effective as the ones my administration will pray.  This also means that anyone sending me money will be able to deduct that from their income taxes as a charitable deduction.  Which I believe is the prophecy they talk about in Fourth Corinthians.”

Please tell me you wrote this. Well done. 

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Posted
16 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Please get after Medicare/medicaid/social security soon. I am not hearing enough older folks suffering from their vote.

Yep, If all the Boomer MAGATs lose those for the next three years and die off it will shore up the reserves for when I'm ready to retire.  (thinking like a DJT voter) 

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Posted
2 hours ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

"we voted for border security," says dumbfuck whose husband lost his job because they voted for the guy who killed the biggest bipartisan border bill we've seen in years. 

...and did so expressly because he didn't want Dems to get any credit. America First 

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19 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

Yep, If all the Boomer MAGATs lose those for the next three years and die off it will shore up the reserves for when I'm ready to retire.  (thinking like a DJT voter) 

LOl at you thinking that money will be made available to you or anyone else at any point. AT BEST it goes to pay back the national debt, and you never see it again. But most likely, that money just goes to the already rich, you never see it again, and the debt eventually forces us to collapse. 

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