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2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

LOl at you thinking that money will be made available to you or anyone else at any point. AT BEST it goes to pay back the national debt, and you never see it again. But most likely, that money just goes to the already rich, you never see it again, and the debt eventually forces us to collapse. 

I clearly stated I was thinking like a DJT voter

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On Bluesky, there's a "movement" starting, discussing the idea of Dems holding a daily press conference to discuss every thing the Republicans are fucking up.  Mayor Pete is the guy that most want to see do it.  Mark Cuban is now promoting the idea as well. 

Until Medicare and Social Security and welfare / snap are cut, republicans won’t care
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Just now, Chuckie Finster said:

The only people who would hear what was said in these press conferences are the people who already talk politics on bluesky.

Dems need to infiltrate TikTok.  They need to learn how to beat the algorithms and get their message in front of everyone.  They need to have successful non-political podcasts that occasionally wade into leftist ideals.  The need a communications plan that was developed after 1996.

Daily press conferences are the dorkiest solution imaginable, and therefore the likely path forward at this point.

This.  Don't practice information boxing via Marquess of Queensberry rules.  Practice what has worked for your opponent: information terrorism and deception, following ZERO rules except this one: "WIN."

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1 minute ago, Chuckie Finster said:

The only people who would hear what was said in these press conferences are the people who already talk politics on bluesky.

Dems need to infiltrate TikTok.  They need to learn how to beat the algorithms and get their message in front of everyone.  They need to have successful non-political podcasts that occasionally wade into leftist ideals.  The need a communications plan that was developed after 1996.

Daily press conferences are the dorkiest solution imaginable, and therefore the likely path forward at this point.

You're talking about a party that continues to trot out Chuck Schumer and his trademark readers to rally the Democratic faithful.

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2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

This.  Don't practice information boxing via Marquess of Queensberry rules.  Practice what has worked for your opponent: information terrorism and deception, following ZERO rules except this one: "WIN."

They continue to allow their enemy to define them to a vast majority of the country.

While I still think she should have attempted to do it, admittedly Kamala going on Rogan the week before the election would have felt pretty forced.  But if the Dems start laying the groundwork now and getting these shows to start booking folks from the left, it will 1) expose the audience to a new set of ideas and 2) set the stage for the big guns to make an appearance in 2028. 

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Hitting the podcast circuit should be a big focus of Democratic politicians everywhere. The focus on door knocking and phone banking is just bizarre. In person rallies are only good in the sense that it provides good images and sound bites. This isn't the 20th century.

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20 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Gimme more of that guy who called Elmo a dick.  That's the energy we need right now.  

So what you're saying is we need big dick energy right now?

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8 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Hitting the podcast circuit should be a big focus of Democratic politicians everywhere. The focus on door knocking and phone banking is just bizarre. In person rallies are only good in the sense that it provides good images and sound bites. This isn't the 20th century.

They need to find a way to reach loser young dudes.

The Dems should 100% pay for messaging via the hottest Instagram and Onlyfans personalities.  You think I'm kidding.  I'm not.

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Just now, Brisketexan said:

They need to find a way to reach loser young dudes.

The Dems should 100% pay for messaging via the hottest Instagram and Onlyfans personalities.  You think I'm kidding.  I'm not.

Sure, cast a metaphorical wide net. But don't forget the folks like @Vic Mackey that just prefer an actual wide one. 

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5 minutes ago, Ten Bears said:

So what you're saying is we need big dick energy right now?

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4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

They need to find a way to reach loser young dudes.

The Dems should 100% pay for messaging via the hottest Instagram and Onlyfans personalities.  You think I'm kidding.  I'm not.

"I'll be right there hon, just doing a little....political....reserach...."

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11 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

They need to find a way to reach loser young dudes.

I think you’re referring to their communication medium and potential messaging.  

I have something different in mind, which is they need to resolve to fix the problems faced by loser young dudes that aren’t of their own making.  

Otherwise they are going to continue to be a voting block that votes “asshole” by default simply because the Democrats seek to elevate every group but them.  

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3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

This idea that he would only do the things that they agree with is incredibly narcissistic. 
 

then again, the number of folks that believe their own circumstances matter but nobody else’s do is just staggering to internalize. MY Medicare/medicaid/food stamps/fema funds/child care/disability/social security is important and essential, but you can take everyone else’s away, those fucking freeloaders. 

To be fair Trump says a lot of shit he never follows thru on. 

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2 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

I hope what's not included is unaffordable tax cuts for the rich that will continue our path to oblivion.

Once they gut the IRS there won't be anyone to collect, so tax breaks for all!

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9 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Once they gut the IRS there won't be anyone to collect, so tax breaks for all!

That’s just like a heathen liberal who does not want to pay the new mandatory 10% tithe to the Church of Patriot America* would say.

(* i’m afraid that someone will eventually explain to him how Henry the VIII creating the church of England allowed  him to seize all non-affiliated church properties - and keep them himself to pass out to his buddies)

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6 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Why did the God-hating Communist Democrats do this?

See we’re all laughing, but this is what I meant a few years ago when I said Democrats were nationally evolving towards Texas. It’s like Texas public schools.  Republicans will fuck up the VA, and everything else. And then they will blame Democrats. And Democrats will let them, because the Democrat candidate and activist class are so shielded by privilege that they simply can’t related to the lives of the people who get hurt and consequently can’t communicate with them effectively.

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1 hour ago, Michael Knight said:

To be fair Trump says a lot of shit he never follows thru on. 

True enough, but if you're paying attention, you never can tell which is which.  If he says it, there's substantial risk he's gonna do it.  The stupider and more outrageous it is, the more likely he'll do it.

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6 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

True enough, but if you're paying attention, you never can tell which is which.  If he says it, there's substantial risk he's gonna do it.  The stupider and more outrageous it is, the more likely he'll do it.

Like taking over Greenland and Panama? He’s never going to do either. The most outrageous stuff he says is just to distract from the other sinister stuff he’s actually doing. 

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2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Dipshit wants to pave over the Rose Garden.  Because of course he does.  

At this point, I presume he wants to pave over the Rose Garden to construct a coal-fired power plant with zero scrubbers, built by slave labor.  Because boy, that's super anti-woke!

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46 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

The democrats that are loud are labeled communists and aren’t backed by the olds in the party - AOC for example.

I like AOC and I know she was young,  but joining the DSA was a colossally stupid thing to do. I don’t blame Democrats for shitting on them, because the DSA are often the most out of touch and counterproductive faction in a very out of touch and counterproductive party.

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Just now, Bozo_Casanova said:

I like AOC and I know she was young,  but joining the DSA was a colossally stupid thing to do. I don’t blame Democrats for shitting on them, because the DSA are often the most out of touch and counterproductive faction in a very out of touch and counterproductive party.

So who is the most in touch and productive part then?

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3 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I like AOC and I know she was young,  but joining the DSA was a colossally stupid thing to do. I don’t blame Democrats for shitting on them, because the DSA are often the most out of touch and counterproductive faction in a very out of touch and counterproductive party.

Yeah, the R's were smart about keeping the common-gooders and P2025ers under wraps until it was more or less safe to unleash them.  For fuck's sake, at least take the "socialist" out of the name.

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

At this point, I presume he wants to pave over the Rose Garden to construct a coal-fired power plant with zero scrubbers, built by slave labor.  Because boy, that's super anti-woke!

Bitcoin mine.

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1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

See we’re all laughing, but this is what I meant a few years ago when I said Democrats were nationally evolving towards Texas. It’s like Texas public schools.  Republicans will fuck up the VA, and everything else. And then they will blame Democrats. And Democrats will let them, because the Democrat candidate and activist class are so shielded by privilege that they simply can’t related to the lives of the people who get hurt and consequently can’t communicate with them effectively.

Which is why the Republicans have so many minority and women candidates - and the Democrats don’t?

Snark aside, and with due respect, I think you also fall into the trap of thinking that GOP fans give a shit about Democrats who “relate” to them - if the Democrats keep on insisting on diversity, inclusion, gay rights, women’s rights, vaccine use, and all of those things that voters in those deep red rural districts do not….relate….to.  

It’s hard to keep the peasants with pitchforks from attacking your democratic balloon - unless you tell them the balloon is an anti-woke weapon that lets you drop bombs on the criminal illegals.   They would relate to that better than saying “science has allowed mankind to fly like the birds God created.”

TL;DR 

How do you get them to relate to you when the things that they do relate to are things antithetical to the Democratic vision of governance?

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On 2/13/2025 at 7:17 PM, Colonel Sanders said:

One of the guys in my office was all smiles the day after the election, grinning from ear to fucking ear.  His 2 year federal probationary period ends in a couple of weeks.  I'm not sure how this is going to turn out, but I can't say that I'm not enjoying him sweating it out.

 

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So, how's he doing?

Sidenote: I see Musk is looking at NASA now.  

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I think NASA was his play all along. He had to do these other groups to "hide" that and train up the team.

What stops him from modifying his own contracts? "Me get a contract? Never, in fact they OWE me money. 600M pls."

Oh, and sole source development to me of something else please.

Who am I kidding. he would never say please 

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